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dryersheetbear · 2 years
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OHHHH MY GOD
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trash-bin-ary · 3 months
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I have spent nearly 24 hours playing in stars and time and I’ve only had it for 5 days, this is the face of someone who’s sane totally.
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lactoseintolerentswag · 6 months
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Rise Characterizations Pt. 5!!!!!
Okay I promised I'd share my Splinter reference notes, so here I am! Also wanna take a moment to thank everyone reblogging the prev. parts. All the tags/notes are so sweet!!! Anyway, here's our one and only Rat Man,
Splinter Character Notes
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Language Habits:
Catchphrase: "HOOOOOT SOUP!!!"
Will yell "whoa/oh nelly!" when in a tight spot or stumbling around
Makes puns/dad jokes, and laughs at said jokes to himself
A poor liar, will skirt around the truth until you drop it
Penchant for interrupting people if he's not interested, devout user of "yada, yada", "ah, bup, bup, bup"
Verbalizes his attacks/moves, something his sons pick up on. Could be a habit picked up from his action star days, such moves include: lights off jitsu, and slow motion jitsu
Uses 2010's slang, (i.e. "totes", "chillaxed"), could see him incorrectly using up to date slang to embarrass his boys
In a group refers to his sons as "boys"
One by one will refer to his sons by their designated colors, but will pull out the full name (not nickname) if the situation is serious
Also refers to Donnie as "the funny one"
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Personality:
A performer, well he is an actor after all. He knows how to captivate an audience. Splinter likes attention--something that may be connected to his strict childhood with high expectations--but he also performs for his boys. To keep them happy, but most importantly safe. This also means he keeps his true emotions tucked closely to his chest
Jovial. Despite his dark past and heavy responsibility thrust upon him at a young age, Splinter is always laughing. He finds the fun in everything
Secretive. As mentioned before, Splinter tends to keep things close to his chest. Despite this, he's a terrible liar. He'll just avoid the truth until it comes back to bite him in the ass. This makes him sometimes a little emotionally unavailable
Lazy. He always finds the easiest way to do something, and procrastinate on his responsibilities as long as possible
Vain. He's glory seeking for all the proper attention he lost in his youth. So the Lou Jitsu aspect of his life boosted his ego in irreparable ways. He also uses the identity of Lou Jitsu to escape from the idea of being stuck as a rat. Glorifying the past is way to find comfort for him
Adrenaline junkie. Part of that glory-seeking and glorification of the past manifests into him needing adrenaline to feel alive. (i.e. when he steals the tank)
Attentive and empathetic. He can be a little hare-brained when it comes to remembering the details, but he's always very attentive to his sons needs. In flashbacks he's shown to supply them with items needed for their interests (i.e. little Mikey gets art supplies), and always apologizes when he messes up (i.e. the conversation he had with Donnie). This empathy also extends to other people and animals, as he was sympathetic with Cassandra when she was lamenting about the foot clan and was immediately worried about the turtles Draxum had in his lab
Protective. He would sacrifice everything to save his sons, and he does
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Miscellaneous:
His tail is Very expressive, and one of the most active parts of his body, so if you want to subtley show emotion I'd focus on that
Has a Lou Jitsu body pillow
Remembers all his stunt double's names
Snores loudly
Talented singer, can sing opera and lived next to a karaoke bar in Japan
The show he watches the most is called "Soapy Treadmill", a Japanese game show where they throw things like scorpions at people who are soapy on treadmills
Has a "do not touch!" cabinet, full of trophies, mystic artifacts, and mementos of his past
I have a List of all the mentioned Lou Jitsu movie names mentioned in S1, but I'm probably gonna wait till the end of my S2 rewatch and post it separately (it's also long too). Will link here!
I'm also gonna add a recommendation here at the end.
This is for the white and non East Asian folks. I'm not as well-versed in East Asian or Japanese culture, but Splinter is a first generation immigrant! He keeps a distance from his heritage because of the trauma of his youth, and the role Lou Jitsu probably also forced him to westernize his identity to make it more palpable to Hollywood. But it would be a disservice to sever parts of his identity, because one is uncomfortable or not knowledgeable in writing it.
For my white folks intimidated by writing a person of color because they want to get it right, research always helps. Research helps with everything!!! writingwithcolor here on tumblr actually has a lot of useful resources, here's their guideline, and a research chart one of their moderators created, which I personally found to be very helpful. I believe their ask box is closed right now, but if you ask questions in the future be nice!!!!
Anyway I'm gonna do April next :)
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hey! i saw the hcs for Sakura, can i request the same for Yunjin? ^ ^ thanks in advance!
Le Sserafim headcanon: Yunjin as your crush, girlfriend and wife
Requests are open
Hello Anon! Thank you for requesting this headcanon. It's funny because this was the most requested idea, I mean also other 4 or 5 people requested this headcanon. But honestly legit, because Yunjin deserves all the love in this world. I hope you enjoy it ❤️
Le Sserafim Yunjin X GN!Member
SFW Content
As your crush
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You remember clearly when years ago you spent your days watching Produce 48
And how hard you were simping on this woman
And how upset you were about her being eliminated from the show
So imagine your surprise when she was seated next to you in an american college
You were like "Excuse me, but wtf?"
But honestly you didn't mind having her as your first friend there
In fact you didn't lose time in creating a friendly relationship with her
Even if people always thought about you two as lovers
Because both of you were so touchy and affectionate
Countless night spent together
Talking about your past and future
One of these night you were kinda drunk
So you confessed to her
You were so afraid to be rejected by her
Luckily that night she kissed you
As your girlfriend
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The next morning you were two blushing mess
But at least you had the courage to take the lead and ask her to be officially your girlfriend
And guess what? You became the IT couple of the college
No, but seriously you two were the embodiment of the couple goals
Always wearing matching outfit
The most aesthetic photo to post on yours profile
And photo of each other as wallpaper of your phone
Cuddling before sleeping is a must
She needs to hold you to have a good sleep
You always tease her for being such a "Yas girl"
But actually you love this side of her because she always boost your confidence
As your wife
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One though she received a call
And holy sh!t, it was the Hybe
And they wanted her to be part of their new girl group
She wanted to accept so bad, but she also didn't want to leave you behind
But you actually encouraged her and proposed to move with her
That was the moment where Yunjin understood you were her person, the only love of her life
Obviously she couldn't make you immediately the proposal
But after years of work with Le Sserafim, she finally did
You were officially hers and she was your partner for life
And for some reason now Eunchae is yours daughter, but hey, how could you say no to that baby?
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Now, talking about the spicy things
She's the biggest brat in bed
Always teasing you about not being good enough to make her satisfied
And every single time, after a couple of hours she squirted even her soul
Often wearing only lingerie in your house
And you're like "Alright, now we're gonna fuck"
Also very attentive to make you feel good too
Even though she needs to tease even in those moments
"Look at you, cumming so hard for me"
So it's only right to tease and edge her in exchange
She becames such a whining mess
Almost begging you to make her cum
After though she's a supporter of cuddles and aftercare
Tell her you love her, even if just minutes ago you were calling her a slut
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elkian · 4 months
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I've probably said this before, but I absolutely love the Body Improvement Club in Mob Psycho 100, both in general and in what they bring to the story.
Early in the series, we're introduced to the Telepathy Club, essentially a hang-out gang for three disaffected tweens (their fourth member having just quit), only one of whom cares at all about telepathy for real. Lacking appropriate numbers, they're at immediate risk of losing their club room space. Enter Shigeo (Mob) who has actual psychic powers.
Ultimately the story closes with the Body Improvement Club taking the clubroom, but since they're constantly jogging, lifting, etc., they graciously allow the remaining Telepathy Club members to use the space.
Sidenote: I've seen a very interesting point about how Tome's motivations and inner monologue are given way more space than all of the BIC's combined, because she's trying to scam Shigeo while the BIC is just chillin', and Shigeo volunteers to join them unasked. Anyways, the focus here is on the buff bois.
The Body Improvement Club is full of unfeasibly jacked middle-schoolers, and one would be forgiven for assuming it's chock-full of stereotypical jocks. However, the BIC is actually full of nascent himbos. Every member of the club is constantly decent (if a little skewed in perceptions due to the Gainz being their core focus). This is really refreshing, especially with how they interact with Shigeo.
Shigeo starts the series as, well, a boilerplate bonafide wimp. He has no muscle mass, faints after a couple meters of sprinting (whether he actually has anemia or if that was a catch-all that didn't translate is uncler to me), can barely lift one of the smallest weights, etc. He starts out as the standard psychic minmaxer - absurdly powerful PSI, wet tissue body.
In fact, we only encounter a handful of psychics who have any physical prowess, and at least two of them (Teru, and the muscle dude from the mid-Claw arc) are implied or explicitly using their psychic powers to bolster their phsyical body.
(Sidenote, this is why Serizawa fanart of him being jacked is so damn funny to me - he went from stagnant shut-in to VIP in the Psychic Power Is The Only Thing That Matters Gang. When, exactly, was he hitting the gym?)
Shigeo doesn't, according to a significant chunk of the cast, need anything except his ESP. It's ridiculous for him to start weight training and jogging when he could just use his brain boost to do it!
And I think that's a big part of why I like the Body Improvement Club and their involvement in the series so much. Because MP100 is a story about becoming more than the lottery of birth, pushing yourself and improving yourself and learning to connect with other people.
And Shigeo not only improves his physical body by participating in the club, but constantly exemplifies this core theme by doing so.
(And in the epilogue he is 200% beef with his normal head on top, it's hilarious.)
But the real kicker here is how the other tweens in the club treat him. Because the "Improvement" part of "Body Improvement Club" is not tacked on for show. Every time Shigeo makes any kind of milestone, the entire club celebrates him. They are completely genuine in this, celebrating his accomplishments just as much as he is. It's not only endearing, but extremely encouraging, and not just to Shigeo. Watching a kid who struggled to pick up a gallon of milk become super buff in the end is funny, yes, but it's also a great way to end the seres. Not only did his effort matter, but his effort was recognized by the people around him.
Hell, in essence, I've just predicted the Separation Arc (spoilers) - because while there's multiple elements involved, what I remember really kicking this off is Reigen dismissing Shigeo's social life - something he has absolutely struggled to achieve at all. Something that, in the beginning, Reigen was supposed to be teaching Shigeo to improve at.
That isn't this post, though. My point is the Body Improvement Club.
ONE could have written the BIC as standard jocks whose encouragement was sarcastic or outright cruel, but he refused to take that easy route and instead made them a major element in Shigeo's growth. The message of the Body Improvement Club is the message of the series as a whole, in a way - that the effort one puts in (with the help of a good friend of five) matters much more than whatever you were born with. That striving to improve is essential to life, and worthwhile friends will celebrate your accomplishments. The Body Improvement Club is full of boys who are already tough and strong, but every single one of them praises Shigeo for his progress, no matter how it might compare to their own.
And I mentioned that Shigeo is buff in the epilogue, but I think it's worthwhile to note that this isn't just a visual gag. His buffness is revealed as he's discussing the trajectory of the club with one of the other members, in the next school year - and the other member acknowledges that the presence of the then-small, skinny, weak Shigeo had a useful effect on the image of the club. Because there was more than just a wall of beef already there, tentative newcomers could feel more secure in joining and improving theirselves, as was the club's goal. It's difficult to join a group of people you perceive as way more talented than you already - Shigeo's noted obliviousness to unspoken trends is actually a huge boon here, as it helped him volunteer without thinking this. But it wouldn't have been possible for him to improve without the goodwill of his peers.
Anyways, I love the Body Improvement Club and will never shut up about it, goodnight.
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basedcomments · 4 months
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Time for some theorising about the Collar
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"Take me. Use me. Do it.", The Collar is calling out to Will but is using the pronoun 'me', and once James gets put in the Collar he gets Anharion's memories back. Seems to me a piece of Anharion is inside the Collar, which could also be why James is so compelled to wear it because part of his soul is calling out to him wanting to be full again.
So also a mini theory is that Anharion made the Collar for Sarcean/or they both made it together, idk why the reason I think this is because the collar while being red with the rubies is also gold, and in 'Dark Heir' Will is thinking of how Sarcean dressed Anharion up in red unlike how he was dressed in gold in the Sun Kingdom. So my brain is kinda going gold (Anharion) + rubies (Sarcean) = Collar. And James seemed to get a power boost from the Collar so maybe that is from either his soul becoming whole or Sarcean putting energy into the Collar for Anharion.
Sidenote: I forgot that Sarcean didn't saw off Anharion's head, I kept thinking it was him and clearly he must of been at least kind of malicious to have chopped off his lovers head to remove the Collar. I think Sarcean had no intention of having a reborn Anharion (James) wear the Collar (although Will does keep having those weird intrusive thoughts that sound like Sarcean speaking to him, but maybe it's just Will's own intrusive thoughts of what he perceives his past self to have been like. Or maybe Anharion and Sarcean just have a dom/sub kink, I'm not here to shame them if they do.)
The thing that always makes me majorly like 'nope, get atta here' about the Collar is how much James absolutely didn't want it to be on him. Like yeah sure whenever it's exposed James feels drawn to it, but even then he's pretty frightened of it. And maybe that's just because he doesn't know how it was made/what it actually does, but I'm not gonna be cool with the Collars existence until the third book comes out and it's proven that James is actually chill about the Collar being on him.
I think in the third book James's personality is gonna be a mix of his usual sassy self and also Anharion's devoted loyal self. And going off how the 'Captive Prince Trilogy' went, I think Will and James aren't gonna immediately clear up the Collar situation, I think after we wait however many years for the next book, it'd be kinda a cop out to immediately have James be like 'nah it's cool the Collar works different to how you think' and have Will believe him.
Maybe book 3 will start with the memories also and then can go to that revelation, I just can't imagine it getting resolved immediately is my point anyway, we need a few chapters of ambiguousness first.
I do think it'd be kinda funny tho if for part of the book James is like "my king, I'm not being controlled I swear, let's go make out" and Will is like "I bet that's just the Collar talking 😭 I'm such a despicable man"
Okay, okay kinda long rambly post over, I hope some of it made sense
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hello I love your art a whole lot!! tell me more about Wit (he's hot and evil and I require more juicy details) and Ruby (his design goes so hard) please?
oh my god hi i did not expect to come back to 20 notifs. (/pos) youve given me a much needed ego boost tonight thank you. is it bad i cant remember having ever posted ruby art?? ive only ever gotten One comm of him which is a crime, my violent martyr son should rly get more love than i give him 😔 but thank you for asking! buckle up this is gonna be a long fuckin post ♡ everything under the cut including relevant character art
WIT
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behold, all art of wit i have including one i havent posted here bc i never actually finished it and the wip of him being a silly giggly boy. pls know i came up with him like MAYBE a month ago. two, tops.
SO wit is actually a what-if au of another oc of mine, his name is doodle. doodle (seen below) is a very robin-hood-esque oc, honorable thief and kindhearted, swashbuckler rogue that dual wields rapiers bc hes insane. but hes insane in like a normal way. he was a horrible child but he did grow out of it and its rare to see him w his hair down so pardon me making him look absurdly pretty in that one.
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as you can see there are some (but not MANY) differences between the two. kid wit does have the starry hands/peets im just forgetful dont @ me about it djdjdj
ANYWAYS so the what-if of the au that wit is, essentially, little singular things didn't happen to people in that au world. it goes like so;
wit: never met his childhood best friend when he was a freshly injured orphan. was alone from the (elf) ages of 0-16. ended up studying magic (illusion wizard) since he didn't have someone to lean on for that sort of thing.
laika (wit's mom): never truly broke out of an archfey's madness curse. stuck with a very twisted version of the spell Tasha's Hideous Laughter burned into her mind. everything is funny and if it's scary? even funnier. she died briefly. shes back now, but still madnessed.
perseverance (wit's dad): never saved his mother from a death blow in the be-all end-all fight to save his home. was held back by someone who he thought was a friend, killed that person and then ultimately spiralled so hard that he became a lich. may or may not have accidentally killed laika.
something something one decision can change your whole life, me and my friend loved playing with that concept.
okay now that you know a lil lore/history i can dive into what wit is like.
as a kid (drawn with the short megafloofy hair) he's very mischievous and bastardly, almost always smiling or grinning but it's more to lean into the uncanny valley effect his eyes cause than out of any actual joy or anything. he doesn't Blink and he knows it unnerves people because he also has a freakishly high insight (i think its like a +9 or smth??? at level 9??). he loves to come up with fucked up spells, like. for example i saw a silly post on here the other day that was very jokingly having a wizard cast a spell of "10000 bricks until you die" but then i was immediately aware wit would (1) come up with that spell, make it functional, and have it unfortunately obliterate everyone that gets hit with it, and (2) he would call it Wit's Bricks which i think is fuckin funny. he would also come up with spells of like. cause heatstroke. boil all fluid in your body. FREEZE all fluid in your body. he's a little freak with extremely low empathy for those he isn't connected to with blood ties. that said, he's kind to his family (albeit very blunt and will call them out if theyre being stupid) and inquisitive. he DID look his dad in the eye when he met him for the first time and went "are you dead?" which. again, hilarious, but BRUTALLY blunt. he then called his dad cool because yes his dad is now a lich and therefore undead. he's a little freak but he's still a kid and that is ultimately his saving grace, what small child isn't a little freak.
as an adult (long ponytail) i get a feel of him being aro and using romance as a way to manipulate people. he's definitely still not a good person and far more stoic than he was as a child. also he most definitely maintains a constant illusion to make it seem like his eyes are always closed, which lends an air of mystery to the strange elf that seems to always be standing right behind every throne in every kingdom of faerun. i say this because i like to think he would become what's called a King's Wit, which is like a combo of royal advisor, court mage, and "guy the regent has insult other nobility since insults are beneath the reigning royal". he uses all of that to his advantage, gaining the ear and trust of every single person of noble blood that is part of any royal or ruling court, and he will bend and twist their choices so subtly that they won't realise he led them to ruin until it's already too late. which is his ultimate plan. he's STILL somewhat a robin hood style of character, but he takes it a bit further and with far less kindness to the nobility. he guts their coffers completely and every hoarded coin down to the last copper inevitably will land its way conveniently into the lap of the common folk. he does take a healthy chunk for himself - did you know being a wizard was EXPENSIVE in dnd btw? i didnt until i made wit - but most of it is for the local citizens. he does this everywhere he goes if he sees that it needs to happen. fucker topples kingdoms For Fun, because he never gets caught or credited with the ruin he leaves behind himself. he's awful. he probably still comes up with fucked up spells and he manipulates his way into wherever he wants to be. i love him.
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RUBY
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behold! @polterpumpkin drew my (not very) little guy for me! this is part of a greater set but this is the fully coloured one and arguably my fave bc it captures the absolute batshit energy ruby brings to the table.
ruby is a tiefling that was born in a lab. voluntarily, his parents participated in a sort of study that wanted to eval why it is tieflings could be born to non-tiefling parents. (both his parents are half-orcs, interestingly!) he participated in it up to a certain point, before he got sick of being poked and prodded and Watched. that's when he demanded to be released and, when he wasn't, both his parents helped him escape, unfortunately leaving his other two tiefling-born siblings behind in the process. both parents Died helping him escape, and he was embittered as is by the whole study bs, and then to have his parents die Saving him? it left him with this sort of hole he didn't know how to feel.
so he fills that hole with every vice he finds agreeable. he drinks, he fights, and he drinks again. he's a drunken monk, and one full of unbridled rage and a death wish. he isn't my happiest oc but he isn't my worst off (that would be talisman bloodhunter). he's constantly seeking a grand and worthy cause to die for, literally. he's a wannabe martyr, because he doesn't think he has anything to live for. no lovers, no friends, no allies, MAYBE a coworker or two on the occasion he's needed (he is so not needed most of the time, because it isn't often any job needs an angry monk tief to glare around the place). he has just those two sides to himself - party animal and underground drunk brawler - because he doesn't want to think about the pain underneath them both. he's tragic in a very human way, hilariously enough, but he's not a bad person. even if he's being dragged by the tail to do a job, he's ultimately going to be helpful and he ALWAYS keeps his team alive. he'll grumble about it but he'll do it, and if you thank him he brushes it off, muttering something or other about how it's just his job, don't Thank him for that. i think having a friend would Fix him but fuck if i know what would get past his thick skin 😔
i dont get to play or write ruby really, not for any specific reason other than the dnd games im in have been going for So long, and that i havent really been super inspired to write him. but i love him! literally my car is named after him! i have so many feelings for him and i hope one day i get to play/write him so he can be more fleshed out.
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lutiaslayton · 9 months
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Bahaha alright, alright, you win
Heads Up, Seven Up!
Rules: Post the last seven lines of your current WIP.
I was tagged for this at least three or four times by now, but never actually committed to doing it. Today's tag was from @wordsofawanderingsoul, but if memory serves I was tagged at least once by @101flavoursofweird, probably twice. So since you are so insistent... Welp, guess now's the time to play along, for a change: here's an excerpt of the WIP I have been working on for the past week!
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...What? These ARE the last lines from my current WIP, I even submitted the complete chapter to my PhD directors just Monday for beta-reading! (because it most likely sucks)
Hm, I see, I see. You were expecting something fandom-related. Well, here goes nothing:
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Oh wait, I didn’t actually write those. Well, I mean, yes I did write that, but I was just transcribing the official novels, so it's not like I wrote wrote those. Oops.
Uh... Sigh, I guess there is no choice, huh? Well, since the last SLS chapter dates back to April 1st, I guess I will indulge you with an excerpt from Chapter VI, The Dining Philosophers Problem. Stop reading here if you want to wait for the full chapter to be complete!
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Unbeknownst to Hershel as he was lost in thought, Brenda studied him up and down, her irises evidently moving like a yo-yo as she evaluated the exact height of the item of her attention. “For someone so shy and discreet, it’s quite unexpected to see you with a hat like this. It looks funny—” She saw him startle as he was brought back to reality, then lower his eyes and shoulders in embarrassment when he processed her words, so she instantly corrected: “—but it suits you, Hershel, it really does!”
“It compliments your face,” Clark added with a light shrug.
Claire’s smile grew wider, as she regained some of her energy and playfulness. “Yes— This is exactly what I thought when I saw it. It just looks so perfect on your head! And I thought you needed a little something to give you a confidence boost,” she explained as she sneakily elbowed her boyfriend. He looked like he wanted to argue, but words were failing him. Fortunately, or unfortunately, the red flushing through his cheeks ended up speaking in his stead.
Clark gave a short, amused huff. “Outside of class, sure. But if it’s about the moments when you’re teaching, I don’t think you’ll need a ‘confidence boost.’”
“Well, he is a lot younger than what most expect of professors, and you can’t exactly tell me that he naturally reeks of authority,” Andrew retorted bluntly. Turning back to Hershel, he added: “The hat makes you look taller, so it will definitely help you command respect in the class. You’ll need it.”
His eyebrows arched in an embarrassed, slightly beaten up expression. “Thanks… I suppose.”
“Ah, don’t mind me, I’m just messing with you,” he immediately corrected while waving a dismissive hand. “You love explaining things, and you love having an audience. You will do great.”
This caught both his attention and confusion. “Me? An audience?” He frowned and blinked. “You make it sound like I enjoy being the centre of attention.”
“Hershel, don’t lie to yourself,” Brenda piped up with a sassy grin. “You totally have a taste for the dramatic.”
Clark crossed his arms, adorning the same expression. “One of the reasons you will make a great teacher is that you’ll keep your class at the edge of their seats. As soon as you’re about to explain a new find, you always have to act in such a cryptic way. Always keeping the suspense for as long as you can.”
His eyes were now trying to look at anything but the table. Grabbing the brim of his hat and slightly lowering it over his face ended up being quite the effective solution. “I’m— I’m not? What are you all talking about?”
“You are, Hershel,” Claire laughed softly. “And that’s another thing I love about you—you’re not even doing it on purpose. You just love telling stories, and you don’t even realise it.”
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And since I need to play by the rules, I hereby tag @alex-r-kingston, @spyrothefox, @the-river-of-light, @magicwhiskers29, @stormflute, @furtiveseal, and whoever reading this who wants to share excerpts from their works!
Anyway I hope you don’t mind the longer post, I figured that since I had been tagged more than three times by now, I might as well do it three times in one /j
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asthevermincrawls · 5 months
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hi. I apologize for sending this ask. I know it’s inappropriate, but we badly needed some help right and i hope you’d consider .. its for our elder cat who needs immediate care, you can find the post here. i pinned it also in my blog btw. Hoping you’d be so kind to boost/share to help us alleviate the cost as it would tremendously help us a lot. if you can, pls try to answer this privately as some people might i pressure you to do so.. i know its weird, just wanted to avoid it if possible. Thanks a lot, and sorry again for being so direct. 🙏
that's funny, because I could have sworn the cat in your photos is named tobi and has a urinary blockage. that damned reverse image search, am I right?
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also, tobi's owner doesn't have a tumblr 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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get a real job instead of taking advantage of innocent people. oh, and I'm posting this publicly. lol.
bonus: you should probably let your vet know that they're colourblind:
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tobi's gofundme
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alexandersimpleton · 8 months
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So saw this post, and decided to share some stuff, I scrolled down your blog a bit, and saw an OMORI post... So here's my idea for everybody's Epithets!
Sunny - Dreamer - This word is brought up a lot in the context of Sunny, and makes sense for Headspace and how it works. I'm still gonna explain the logistics and why I had those as powers though.
Dreamer allows for the user to have incredibly complex dreams, manifest abilities from these into reality. (Calm Down, Focus, Persist) Create nightmarish illusions from somebody's psyche. (Think Nightmare Fuel with Drowsy and SOMETHING and all of it's related fights) Invite others subconsciousness into their dreams. (Mostly Basil related stuff from the OG OMORI) As well as being able to fall asleep and wake up on command. (It's a buncha instances rather than one so..)
Kel - Caffeine - It's mostly because, he's really fast, and also Orange Joe contains extreme amounts of caffeine
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That is... not normal.... So, I made it Kel's Epithet!
Caffeine allows the user to consume any amount of caffeine without consequence, as well as boosting the effects of it. It also allows for short boosts of caffeine which can give a bunch more energy and speed. The user can also apply these effects to others. They can also almost infinitely restore physical Stamina... mental stamina though? Yeah... that's gonna take a hit after a while.
Aubrey... Honestly not sure, whether she'd be a Mundie or Inscribed. If she WAS Inscribed, Bunny would work, but eh idk. Just not sure.
Mari ~ Picnic...? ~ In Headspace, everybody has an Epithet, simply because they're cool. So of course Mari needs one. In the Real World, Mari had no Epithet and was totally not frustrated about that, and assumed that Sunny having an Epithet should be as good as her, if not better, especially with something like Dreamer, wouldn't somebody be able to reach their dreams, and Sunny DOES want this doesn't he?!
Picnic allows travel from any picnic blanket to another, manifestation of food in a picnic basket, this food immediately restoring all your stamina and healing your wounds.It also allows immediate transportation to the last held picnic basket imbued with Picnic for anybody. This is all at no cost to the user.
Hero ~ Mundie...? ~ Honestly it'd be kinda funny, and make sense, if he was a Mundie. But nobody realized. Because he's very charming, very good at making food, and very good at school. Everybody assumes he has some kind of Epithet, but just doesn't talk about it.
In Headspace, his Epithet is Food. Which allows for the creation of, of course, food. This food can heal wounds, or restore stamina, works similar to Picnic basically but way less strong, and does actually require stamina.
Basil - Photo - Allows for the capture or summoning of a photo of any moment the user has seen. As well as the summoning of a Photo Album. Reflects the memory itself, rather than what truly happened. Though after it's been shot, the memory stays in that state, until the photo is destroyed, at which the memory continues as if it were a normal one.
OMORI - ??? - It's stated OMORI hasn't figure out his Epithet yet. OMORI basically acts as he does usually in Headspace, with all the powers.
Honestly the Epithets don't change... much, since I kept them fairly similar to the anomalous things already existing in canon, still some stuff that's fun and different from OG OMORI, but, yeah, fun! Hope you enjoy!
Yeah I enjoyed all of that! They were all so creative! I don't have much to add (which is probably partially because it's the middle of the night where I am and I can't think), but I just wanted other people to see these amazing ideas (and add a Kel nuke joke because that uses coffee)
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2. Share your thoughts about Beau
Beau thoughts! Always Beau thoughts hour over here. Can you believe there are still Beau thoughts I haven't yelled at you yet? What a gal.
Don't think Beau cares much for fiction. She's canonically not much of a reader before the campaign, and once she gets into it she cares way more about the world's secrets and connections than a story. An adept, instinctive liar, it's warped truths that are her jam. She would've cared even less than we did about that long-ass cat story Caleb told Jester, except maybe as a lens through which to psychoanalyze Caleb, and I doubt she's one to go see a theatre show of her own accord. She'll dramatically read out lines from Jester's smut books though, she finds that funny. Her accidental ownership of Courting of the Crick (Jester bought it for Caleb, who didn't want it and gave it to Beau) is 50% because it was banned in the Empire, 30% lol Kryn smut, and 20% burgeoning history nerd
Beau is deeply embarrassed by how much the single incident of the monk kidnapping got to her. While I'm sure part of its lasting impact is the final parental rejection it signifies, exacerbated by the later letter she gets about TJ, I think a lot of it is the sheer helplessness of it. She had that young person's confidence in her own immortality and ability to get out of any scraps on her own merit, and gets hit by the one-two punch of needing her dad to bail her out of jail and then experienced parent-endorsed monk kidnapping which she could not escape due to a combination of emotional shock and plain physical inability. This seems quite pathetic to her, and is one of the reasons for sharded backstory strategy she employs. A Beau who left her parents of her own accord, heck, a Beau who got plain kicked out of home, would be a significantly different Beau at the start of the campaign.
Related: It was really really good for both Beau and the Nein as a whole that Beau was one of the rescuers in the Iron Shepards arc and not one of the rescued. You know how Fjord took it badly, having to be rescued at such a risk? I think Beau at that stage of the campaign would have taken it worse, in a more volatile way. Subtract the confidence boost of defeating Lorenzo's crew, add in a sense of debt of not carrying her own weight, oof, messy AU there.
IMO, the only worlds in which Beau's mom leaves Beau's dad are worlds in which Thoreau is societally condemned, which means I don't think of Clara as sooo much better than Thoreau. Only a little. I do think Beau is willing to give her way more grace because Thoreau did do worse shit, Beau has more of a complex about Thoreau, and Beau also just tends to give women more grace. (I don't think I'm making up that last bit lmao) So yeah, I can see a post-campaign Beau rebuilding her relationship with her mom or whatever, but I will be eternally judgy-eyed about the woman who sent her monk-kidnapped daughter a letter saying the Lionetts had been "granted their greatest wish and had a son". It is not a Thoreau move to tell Clara to send that letter.
Scrolling through the wiki about post-campaign canon, and while I abstractly respect all this "the Mighty Nein see each other regularly!" and "Beau has a good work-life balance" stuff...my favorite take on a post-campaign Beau will always be one who dives in full speed with Caleb into taking down the Cerberus Assembly, each of them barely pulling the other back from burnout, literal or metaphorical. An obsession that leaves them neglecting the others and themselves, yes.
I still think it would so funny for Beau to have a one-night stand with Astrid after the campaign (only once Trent's trial is complete ofc, what a professional) and then go oh shit...bro code.. Visits Caleb and go yo I slept with Astrid sorry if that wasn't cool and Caleb's immediate reaction is "are you sorry because she's my ex or because she's part of the Cerberus Assembly??" And then he goes, actually no, we will never speak of this again, because he's scared Beau will go into detail. (Beau wouldn't, Beau would only go into detail about hypothetical sex acts in front of Caleb, because it would scandalize him without revealing anything about herself, the perfect Beau troll bit.)
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I'M STILL ALIVE, I bet you thought you were free from my annoyance for just a split second, didn't you? Kiyahahaha! Ahem... So I'm saving Kazui and Amane for last because you've already talked about them. and the only two people that are in front of them is Es and Jackalope ! Triple A battery (Aro/Ace/Agender) and a Minecraft Rabbit. Intriguing
Hey! Was wondering when you would send this in. It’s gonna be real awkward when we’re done here and I actually have to come up with things to post by myself lol. Unless people keep sending me questions about specific theories like with the Shidou Incident :v /lh
CW: Mentions of death and cults.
Starting with Jackalope because- does it even count as a character? It’s more of a plot device than anything. I’m pretty sure I could point to several background characters with more interesting things going on (Rei, Hinako, all the people in Bring it On who I will make a post about one day mark my words).
That’s hyperbole, of course. Jackalope is cool enough, it does what it needs to do, and while I haven’t read all the minigrams yet, it seems like a funny dude in those. It serves well enough as the somewhat-charismatic mascot that guides the audience surrogate (Es) through the insanity of the plot. I… could however do without the weird comments about some of the girls being pretty or whatever. Why are these kind of mascots always oddly horny?
Anyways, I really don’t know what else to say. I think it’s neat only Es hears it talk, that’s just funny. And the fact it cooks all the meals is just a very nice image.
Also if it’s a Minecraft rabbit does that mean I can take its feet and make a jump boost potion? How does this fit into the lore I wonder.
Whatever, who cares about that thing? We gotta talk about the teen, the myth, the legend! No interest in romance (that we know of), vaguely uncomfortable at the mere mention of sex, and uses they/them pronouns! Wow, Es is just like me fr! There is a reason I have them as my pfp, you know.
I love Es. As a concept, it’s already hilarious that the Warden of the Hell Prison is a fifteen year old amnesiac, but the fact they take it so seriously is incredible. Not just because of the very cool philosophical implications of their very peculiar worldview, but also because it’s just objectively funny. They woke up, no idea what’s going on or how they got there, immediately decided they would devote themselves wholeheartedly to the task set out by a rabbit with horns who only they can hear talk. And then sang a banger to kick the series off, Undercover goes hard.
Speaking of songs, I’ve always wondered if we’re ever gonna get another non-cover Es song. I think they deserve it, as a treat. It’d be great to get some more insight on them.
At least the covers are really good, and can be kinda funny at times. I haven’t listened to all of them, but Es’ somewhat emotionless delivery is sometimes really funny. Like, Fuuta will be over there shouting his heart out, then cut to Es like “you’re the crazy one. bang bang bang.” God I love them.
But the main part of Es’ character are all the VDs, where we get to see them really talk a bunch. And wow this kid is so silly! (Read: they’re immensely fucked up). I really want to know more about them.
Their views on morals and justice are especially interesting to me. They have such a blind faith in Milgram and in their own judgement, it’s impressive. It’s especially funny seeing them try to piece together some kind of cohesive logic as to why they voted people Innocent or Guilty out of our dumbassery.
And of course, this pride in their position and their occupation is great for foiling with several of the characters around. I want to see what they do in the Kotoko VD this Trial, I need them to go off on her ass it’s gonna be great. Fuuta’s second VD also was great for them, such an interesting dynamic. Especially because through Es, Milgram can essentially speak directly to us and confront us in our judgements. I think it’s fantastic.
And then Amane. The parallels man. The unwavering faith in a collective of really fucked up people (Amane’s cult or Milgram fandom which is worse?) guiding their actions, the way Amane sees Milgram as a potentially ideal world the same way Es has full faith in it already, the obsession with punishing wrongs, the fact they’re children!
Listen, I don’t think I need to copy paste the Puerto Rico line. You know what it is, I know what it is. It’s the most out of pocket, crazy comeback I’ve ever seen in my life. The fact it’s 100% a total lie just makes it even funnier, like Es really just said that for no reason huh? The sibling dynamic with these two is strong, I love them so much. 00-03-08 found family where the fics at?
Also speaking of Amane, you know that theory that she may have DID? I think it’d be very funny if next trial a different alter rolls up and stabs Es knowing only one of the alters is affected by Milgram rules. This is why we have to inno Amane, so our Warden doesn’t die before the end of Trial 3 you see? I’m spinning the Es post into inno Amane propaganda, how about that?
Anyways, enough Amane. So you know how Es’ amnesia is basically the biggest part of their character after their devotion to Milgram? That’s why I love when we get small indications of how Es is actually like beyond that.
Es: [Talking about Kazui potentially cheating on his wife] It’s a personal dislike of mine. People who act based on their sexual urges like that, that is. Kazui: It’s personal? E: Yeah. That’s right. K: That’s strange. I did think that, despite being neutral as a Warden, you had some things you dislike, but… E: … K: Isn’t it unusual to openly reveal a personal dislike as a personal dislike?
See? They have a personal dislike! They have individual thoughts! What’s the deal with that?! Tell me more Es please I wanna know what your deal is! Why do you hate that kind of thing I am begging hands and knees I gotta know! Unless there is no reason which is also perfectly understandable.
Es: Then…what were you aiming for with…that is…your compensated, dating…. Yuno: Why are you stammering? *Gasp* You're so pure!
Es will talk about shit like murder and organ harvesting without a stutter then get squeamish about dating and sex. Oh they just like me fr fr.
Jackalope: [tongue click and raises head] Es: Would you like me to pet you? J: NO! Open the damn door! You can tell just by looking, can’t you?! E: Ah. [footsteps] I have a question. Even though you can’t open a door by yourself, why do you act like such a hotshot?
I forgot about this line from the Es VD but it’s honestly so fucking funny. Es woke up and was already a snarky bastard, God I love them.
The point is that Es isn’t just an audience stand-in blank slate, not fully. And I love them for that. Especially when sometimes their views very evidently contradict the fandom’s majority.
Es will be like “oh Shidou you are the type of person I hate the most. Anyways let me hit that Innocent button, how about that, how does that make you feel bitch?” And of course there’s the inherent silliness of things like “sure Muu committed violent and near-remorseless murder, but Fuuta has a Twitter. I think the Guilty one here is obvious.” Why does Es even trust us anymore?
I have a lot of thoughts about the Legal Adult in Puerto Rico According to Themselves and Themselves Only, but I kinda don’t wanna go look at every single VD ever released at the moment. Might make a more detailed analysis… some day. Don’t hold your breath though.
Final note is the eleventh cell thing from their VD.
Es: What about over there? At eleven o’clock. In that room… Is there no prisoner? Its door is even older than the others—rusty. There’s no lock on the outside as well.
While I don’t know what the deal with it being older would be, currently what I’m predicting is that someone could eventually die because of Es’ (our) judgement, presumably after their song releases in Trial 3, and then Es would be considered a murderer by Milgram rules. Thus, they would need a cell, and they end up getting judged themselves. I think it’d be very fun, though obviously I’d prefer no one dies. I’m not sure there’s any way to prevent that, though, even if Shidou goes unharmed this Trial I feel there’s enough conflict that someone will eventually die. I’m getting off track.
Anyways, hope that was enough for now! Take care!
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game time: ✨🎀💥
thank youuuuuuuuuuu 💕
✨What’s a fic you’ve posted you wish you could breathe life into again and have people talking about it? (or simply a fic you wish got more credit)
I know the fandom's in a between-movies lull and I'm trying not to take it personally when my more recent fics get relatively little attention but it does wear on me. I'd really love for both Viemos afastar a escuridão and Wouf Wouf to get a boost of new attention as the fandom gets more active in the lead-up to 2o2g.
🎀give yourself a compliment about your own writing
Sometimes my writing is funny! Behold, I have engaged in wordplay!
that time Booker says "Need I remind you that I’m the only one here who hasn’t died by tripping and falling on their own sword?" and in the next sentence falls on his own sword
“Smart boy,” Nile says to recently-werewolfized Booker and he immediately barks three times for yes
"Life is short and sometimes you want to skip the drama, ignore your responsibilities, eat cake for breakfast and pussy for lunch and stay in bed all day."
💥find your least kudos’d fic - say something wonderful about it.
Somehow my least-kubosed TOG fic is Viemos afastar a escuridão. I felt so loved in the days after posting that fic because I got such wonderful comments about it — now that I'm looking at the stats, almost as many total comments (including my replies) as kudos! Many of those comments were from mis companñeres sudamericanes, to whom I say BESOS
Somehow this fic I love dearly and felt so loved for is down there at the very, very bottom of my stats page. The only fic with fewer kudos (by just one kudo!) is one of my ancient Heroes fics, and I'm trying not to read anything deeper into what surely has to be a coincidence, the thing that Heroes fic and Viemos afastar a escuridão have in common. They're both about an interfaith couple's first Hanukkah together and they both specifically explore the symbolism of the shamash candle.
As Nile put it, "It’s easy to feel the light when there’s a full menorah on the eighth night. On the first night, that’s when you really lean on the shamash. It matters most when you’re just one candle all alone and you don’t know about all the light that’s coming in your future. That’s when you really need a sad dilf to offer you a change of clothes."
It would be pretty easy to get in my feelings about these particular fics being the ones with the fewest kudos, but tonight I'm choosing to send a warm hug to all the lovely people who wrote such wonderful comments on Viemos afastar a escuridão, and a warm hug too to the lovely people who found and kudosed that now 15-year-old Heroes fic I crossposted to ao3 years after it originally went up on LJ.
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(KR Geats) Suggestion to keep Sara's role but more concise
Main post | Geats cast moments
Using 2 whole episodes for her role as a beacon (ep. 34-35). Like Jamashin Buffa's Rider hunting outside to the main cast being done only in ep. 33 (I thought his Rider hunting will last for some time for his prominence as a winning antagonist)
Then have her killed in next episode (ep. 36). The following just show how the main 2's final form is obtained (ep. 37). While trying to keep things mostly intact (to test how much can be cut, so no stuff like removing Daichi entirely), it'd be like:
Ep. 34: Chirami's death → Suel revives Niramu and Win, and gathers staff (e.g. Tsumuri, Samas) → DR announcement (begin ID Core collecting round) + Grand End announcement for staff → Riders joining DR (+Keiwa revival), Ziin and Win plan to help Ace → Beroba and Kekera plan to send Archimedel after Sara → Kekera goads Keiwa to join DR (+explaining the reason Sara joined to have Keiwa keep it secret) → Ace and Michinaga form a truce → Neon fills in Sara about the DGP → Daichi offers a truce to Neon and Sara (and Ponchicchi), but lures them to Archimedel instead
Ep. 35: Keiwa uses camourflage to save the girls → Michinaga eliminates Daichi → Archimedel defeats Buffa → Neon talks with Sara and then Keiwa about her new wish → Archimedel's further attack with army → Keiwa reveals himself to save Sara → Sara vowing to fight for both Keiwa and Neon's sake → Archimedel gets killed by Geats and Buffa → Win (with Tsumuri) looks through Mitsume's archive → Ziin gets Vision Drivers, Ace confronts Suel → Suel reveals his plans to replace Mitsume with Tsumuri → Boost Mark III debut
Ep. 36: Samas shoots Niramu for disagreeing → Fox Mask calls out Ace → Jamashin Buffa fights Tycoon, Na-Go, and Hakubi, with motive debate (Buffa planning to end the DGP with Ace, Tycoon and Na-Go insisting they need the wish, Tycoon vows to keep the DGP afloat) → Na-Go and Hakubi got eliminated → Daichi sends Jamato after people and disrupt DR → Daichi infects Sara (going straight incurable in this case) → Buffa kills Sara while Tycoon (and Kekera + Beroba) watches → Ace reunites with Mitsume → Geats IX debut
Ep. 37: Geats IX kicks Suel's ass → Beroba and Kekera join forces with DGP for Goddess → Ace kickstarts his own DGP against the Jamato with Tsumuri as Navigator → Daichi announces Parasite Game → Keiwa despairs, Kekera provokes him → Michinaga feels guilty, Beroba goads him to fight (incurable) Jamatos → Keiwa (pretends as an ally to get close to Tsumuri) and Michinaga join Ace's DGP → Win explaining DGP's next plan inc. Mitsume's story → Neon learns about her dad's arrest → Keiwa gets Bujin Sword, and kidnap Tsumuri for DGP (maybe both Sara's death and his plan is revealed to others next episode) → Michinaga kills more incurable infectees → Bujin Sword kicks Buffa's ass.
Dunno if my suggestion above will fit the duration of each episodes, I'm keeping the scenes I think crucial for the plot/characters, like the DR as a means for Kekera to manipulate and fridge Sara, Michinaga's truce with Ace as he gradually starts believing in Ace from it, Archimedel's death so Daichi can succeed him, Keiwa's vow to keep the DGP afloat as it's his approach after Sara's death, Parasite Game which is the crux of pretty much all leads' character arc.
I'm also keeping scenes that is seen as funny/entertaining, like Ponchicchi (which'd be why I keep Daichi in DR here, if removed then, can omit Daichi from DR entirely, immediately kill Archimedel off the first time he targets Sara - Keiwa reveal and Ace/Michi teamup).
Overall, it's pushing back the scenes that advance the plot in earlier episodes like Ace and future people figuring out the Goddess (even Win and Niramu's return), doing Parasite Game in mid-DR, Keiwa kickstarting his scheme at the same time Ace runs his DGP. Several scenes are removed/merged to ensure screentime, like:
Nadge-Sparrow's fight with Na-Go & Hakubi, later Tycoon. The ID Core collecting game starts immediately, so jump straight to Daichi pulling a "truce". Kekera use the Archimedel plan to goad Keiwa instead, but also merge Kekera explaining Sara's reasons (happens next episode) with it.
The setup of Ace being at odds with Keiwa and Neon. The latter 2's objection is used in their fight against Buffa that eliminates Na-Go and Hakubi, at least to show Keiwa is fixated to his wish (and DGP) despite how it works, I think the conflict with Ace isn't really followed up.
Buffa's first fight with Na-Go & Hakubi. Archimedel is used in Buffa's place instead, as Beroba and Kekera sends Archimedel right away from the DR's start, and Buffa's being busy eliminating Daichi.
Ace warning Sara and Neon about the players being untrustworthy. History repeat that isn't really followed up.
Daichi inviting Ace and the fight between Geats LaserBoost and Nadge-Sparrow.
(Actual issue) Ace questioning and "testing" Michinaga's motive and approach to Riders and Jamatos. They actually hold Michi accountable for his actions/traits in the next arc anyway that he needs to work himself on.
Win intervening to save Keiwa. The Parasite Game is used both to keep Keiwa and Michinaga's Rider status by breaking their fight off and later Sara's death. Mitsume story will be used by Win when explaining the DGP's next plan to hunt Tsumuri as replacement.
Keiwa and Michinaga's hesitation in joining Ace's DGP. With Sara's earlier death, Keiwa joins Ace's DGP to track down Tsumuri (canonically he did work behind their back when he "pulls" Tsumuri to safety with Ace telling Win to believe in him). Beroba provokes Michinaga for feeling guilty to Sara's death instead right away.
Daichi's Jamato Phases, and by extension, the fight with curable ones. This one has the parasite being phase 2 incurable right away.
Marrella Jamato's fight with Geats IX and Tycoon Ninja. Daichi becomes a Gardener during DR while infecting Sara.
Tsumuri's report to Ace, later him to Neon, about Sara's death. The plan here would be the characters hearing Sara's death straight from Keiwa, when Keiwa explains why he works on his own plan behind their back.
Neon's talk to Sara about her new apartment may be moved when she returns later, unless it can still fit in ep. 36.
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Elle’s Unsolicited Commentary on BOSJ 30 Night 1
WHAT A SHOW. BELOW LIE THE COMMENTS I RANTED INTO MY PHONE AS I WATCHED, HOPEFULLY PROPERLY EDITED THIS TIME XD
Match 1 - Clark Connors vs. Kevin Knight: okay so my first thing is that when the bullet club music and it wasn't Ace I was sad because like my mind is just triggered to react to the "BULLET CLUB 4-4-4-4-LYFE" being Ace and Bey because I am an Impact girlie at heart. Also I'm sorry I still can't take Clark Connor seriously in Bullet Club mode. Will I get there are some point? TBD. Why is Kevin Knight's title upside down also how do he and Kushi see in those sunglasses. The way that members of the crowd laughed at Clark when he shouted "WHAT?" at them - it was a fun moment,  good fun heel work, ya know? Clark winning this match makes sense because it boosts his credibility as BC's newest member. Gedo, oh Gedo, why must you introduce a chair. Also why didn't Kushi come help Kevin :(?
Match 2 - Taiji Ishimori vs. Ryusuke Taguchi:  Taiji, I love you, I do, but that hat and the mask are just not it (to me, to each spider their own web). Yes I love Taiji but I am rooting for Taguchi to win unironically. Can't be mad at Taiji for winning, but rooting for Taguchi in the next one. I'm surprised he kept his promise longer than 30 seconds this year...
Match 3 - Dan Moloney vs. Bushi: skipped (no hate to either, I just only have so much time to fit nooj in)
Match 4 - Douki vs. Kushida: I just let out the dreamiest actual chin resting in hand sigh when Douki came out - the silver and black look on him is just chef's kiss I just WOW. Kushida, I'm so sorry you know that I love you but I must root for Douki. Very important Douki update THERE ARE SPARKLES ON HIS PANTS. Also I should probably mention the onion? That is part of commentary today? The crowd cheering for Douki has me emotional also it does appear we may have disheveled-hair-out-of ponytail-Douki, so I must thank Kushida for that. Douki's reversal on that submission! Avert your eyes his nosey is out I repeat HIS NOSEY IS OUT and he's in a double wrist lock so he can't cover it back up! This just in Douki is actually trying to kill me at the end of the match where after he gets the pin he rolls back and there's a close-up shot of him with disheveled hair like coming out of his ponytail while dramatically moving his arms in victory which emphasizes his biceps and also looking like he's suffered. Post match, first of all I love the little lyrics with the Just Five Guys song that's hilarious, second, DOUKI VICTORY 😭😭😭
Match 5 - Akira vs. Wato: Commentary mentioned Ace Austin and it hurt me stop mentioning Ace if you're not going to give me Ace. I'm not saying the timing of me saying that into my phone and then Ace posting on Instagram is like a thing but it is kind of funny. Also my son  Wato should be allowed to kill anyone he wants. We have the Young Lions acting as human guardrails which is a like that makes sense and glad they're doing it hope they stay safe also kind of adorable and funny and also also because Kyle Fletcher has a feud with guardrails does this mean he has to fight the Young Lions? The reversals and counters at the end of this match were really really fun also I love a win for my son.
Match 6 - Lio Rush vs. Sho: Sho coming out with the definitely not a wrench in a handkerchief. Classic. Also, I appreciate his dedication to the Yugioh card aesthetic with that jacket. Two things - first, Sho immediately breaking his promise to play things clean? Hilarious. Second, Kevin Kelly going "YOU LYING ASSHOLE" or whatever like that's me, XD. I ended up skipping to the end of the match but I do love that Lio won.
Match 7 - Yoh vs. Robbie Eagles: ZSJ's son coming out with Robbie Eagles is very cute. Said son also needs to stop with his cute little smile. Was not ready for sassy Yoh was not ready for sassy Yoh WAS NOT READY FOR SASSY YOH. Yoh's calves are visible his calves are visible why can I see his calves??????  Okay he just took his ring jacket stuff off and he's wearing shorts made entirely of Jean Pockets I think and also cute little fringed armbands. Yoh doing the air guitar and then throwing it to Tana was very cute. My poor Yoh :(
Match 8 - TJP vs. Titán: skipped Good for Titán on the win!! Also I am shocked that TJP gave him a high five (most reluctant slap of hand when offered a handshake ever but STILL).
Match 9 - El Desperado vs. Yoshinobu Kanemaru: Commentary mentioning that Suzuki-gun is no longer a thing hurt me deeply. I knew that watching New Japan again would force me to recognize that this has happened instead of being denial like I have for the past several months but it still hurts.
Match 10 - Speedball Mike Bailey vs. Hiromu Takahashi: Chris Charlton is so correct: "I am blinded by his smile and his positivity." I'm so here for Chris fanboying over Speedball, he's SO RIGHT. Hiromu, dear strange cat man, this is going to be so good. CHRIS' DESCRIPTION OF SPEEDBALL'S PRESSER SPEECH IS SO ON POINT NOT ONLY FOR HIS SPEECH BUT SPEEDBALL IN GENERAL, THIS MAN WILL SMILE HAPPILY WHILE DEAD SERIOUSLY SAYING HE WILL DESTROY HIS OPPONENT AND IT'S SO. Speedball going for the handshake bow hug combo and then Hiromu pulling him in for the attack! Speedball's purple and gold gear is everything. THIS MATCH GOES HARD, AS EXPECTED. OH MY GOSH SPEEDY ACTUALLY WON I'M FREAKING OUT I DID NOT EXPECT HIROMU TO LOSE HIS FIRST MATCH IN THE TOURNEY BUT THIS IS SO COOL ALSO SPEEDY LOOKS SHOCKED TOO. Speedball, sitting next to Hiromu and reaching his hand out with the most desperate expression I'M FEELING EMOTIONS. HIROMU TAKE HIS FUCKING HAND. OKAY GOOD. OH WAIT, HE HELD UP A FINGER. HM. OH SPEEDBALL IS GONNA SAY WORDS NOW. AW I LOVE THE CROWD CHEERING FOR HIM. Speedball casually flexing Japanese, French, and English in the opening of his speech before going into English aldkjaldj. He's such a darling bean and I love him.
Post matches -  "The onion and I have standards." -Kevin Kelley XD
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Sarah Pigdeon made this funny post about feeding squirrels and I immediately thought of your fic because it feels like something Leah would do, being stuck for 200+ days in the wilderness.
Mad Girl's Love Song (Excerpt)
Day 62
"Not to be like a massive fucking downer," Rachel drawled, eyeing Leah who was squatting down, absolutely still and holding out a single peanut freed from their inventory, "but like, you're most likely going to be eating that squirrel in like a week."
Leah frowned but said nothing in return, focusing on the small animal skittering closer and closer to her, freezing every now and again to check its surroundings.
"Let her be." Fatin replied, sunbathing in the clearing nearby, watching Leah with interest.
"It's a waste of food."
"It's cute. She's channeling her inner disney princess. Oooh, imagine if she trained the little fella - made it her adorable sidekick." Fatin turned on her side, and smiled fondly over at Leah as the squirrel came closer, sniffing the proffered item suspiciously.
"It probably has rabies." Rachel sing-songed from her place leaning against the cabin.
"Then Leah can unleash it on Gretchen." Fatin replied.
The squirrel paused for a long moment, gaze snapping up to meet Leah's for a fraction of a second before it snatched the nut away and darted hastily back to the forest.
Leah exhaled a long breath, smiling sadly to herself, committing the interaction to memory, a snapshot of joy and innocence that she would turn to reguarly in the ensuing days when she needed a boost.
"You doing okay?"
Leah looked up to find Fatin, standing above her, head tilted to the side curiously and brown eyes so tender.
Leah got to her feet and wiped her hands on her trousers. "Yeah... Yeah, I... I needed that."
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