#THIS IS DUMB IM SORRY
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“Gojo.”
You peer at him out of the corner of your eye, watching the tip of his finger creep closer and closer to the plush apple of your cheek.
“Gojo.”
The lilt in his voice is childish, teasing; the smirk on his lips rising when he promises, “I’m not touching you!”
"Satoru, I can feel it.”
There’s a bite to the way you finally say his first name that drags the corner of his mouth further up. It stokes the fire burning between his ribs, the very flames that spur him to poke and prod and tease and annoy — all for the sake of your attention. All Gojo wants, all he’s ever wanted, is to have your eyes on him, to have your full, undivided attention; and with the way you huff, your arms crossing over your chest, he knows it’s well within his reach.
His head tilts to one side like a curious puppy, brows furrowing in feigned innocence. His finger doesn’t move. “Feel what?”
Infinity, you think bitterly. The weight of his power presses against your skin with the surging energy that two identical poles of a magnet have when they repel one another – doomed to never meet no matter how hard you push. And with the distance his finger stays from your face, Gojo’s Infinity almost tickles.
Gojo’s finger inches closer and the pulse of it, the sight of it in your periphery, has you seeing red. Your eyes shoot to meet his as you fully turn to face him, brows furrowed. Seething, you tell him, “You know what.”
There you are.
He knows, deep down, that it’s childish to go to such lengths for a glimpse at your eyes or the soft curves of your lips, but he can’t help it. Gojo’s at his weakest around you, after all. “I don’t think I do, angel.” He leans in, finger still hovering oh so close to your face. “Care to clue me in?”
Your eyes roll, but you make no move to look away. “You’re insufferable.”
“You didn’t answer my question.”
You sigh, long and heavy, as you allow your eyes to slip closed, and Gojo can tell you’re trying not to pinch the bridge of your nose, a cute little habit you only seem to indulge in when he’s around. He smirks and tilts his head to peer at you over his sunglasses. The tone in his voice is goading. “Well, go on.”
“You- you-” You flounder, mind rendered a blank slate as frustration floods your senses. Air escapes your nose, an exhale laced with incredulity, as a smile crosses your lips in a blink before it’s gone. You hide your face behind a warm palm. “You-”
“Mhm.” Gojo leans closer, sunglasses sliding further down the bridge of his nose. He drinks you in, eyes shifting from your eyes to your lips and back again. “What? C’mon, cat got your tongue, angel?”
“Your Infinity, Gojo. I can feel it,” you tell him, the words finally ripped from your throat by the gentle, but teasing coo of his voice. “It tickles.”
“Aww, that’s what all this fuss was about? You should’ve just said so.”
And as if a switch has been flipped, Infinity is gone and suddenly Gojo’s finger is surging forward to tap the tip of your nose. It’s a brief flash, a tiny bump of skin against skin before his hand retreats again, returning to its place by the sorcerer’s side as if it had never moved at all. Gojo smiles at you then, all pearly whites and unrestrained pride. The cat that got the cream.
“You’re cute when you’re annoyed, ya know that?”
#this is dumb im sorry#special thanks to luna sunny and cozy for being my sounding board on this one#gojo x reader#satoru gojo x reader#gojo imagine#satoru gojo imagine#jjk x reader#jjk imagine#jjk fluff#gojo fluff
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Nobody tell him.
#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy xiv#for fun#my art#primordial flame: shiun kazumasa#tataru taru#this is dumb im sorry#super super old doodle i finished up cos I was sick of seeing it in my WIPs#shiun does not know slang this is canon
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What if Rook and Bishop knew Emmy worked for Targent and subtly let slip to Layton who she was?
But Layton assumes they are talking about something else...
#this is dumb im sorry#professor layton#rook#macaw#bishop#robin#azran legacy#targent#azran legacy spoilers#emmy altava#hershel layton
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What the modern au! companions listen to
A (slightly unserious) list of my headcanons for what the companion's music taste is
Gale
as previously established, he's a diehard TOOL fan. He'd probably make his students write an essay about the pythagorean theorem and how it applies to their music for extra credit. Tara cannot stand it.
Shadowheart
Yes she likes goth music. But she's gonna be niche about it and say she's into dreampop and protopunk. She loves Nico and Nina Hagen. Don't try to talk to her about it
Lae'zel
I'm very convinced she likes visual kei. She listens to it while she trains MMA and Brazilian jiu jitzu. She just has a huge playlist of songs she's ripped from sharing sites so she doesn't have a favourite band.
Astarion
You bet his ass listens to postpunk exclusively. New Order is his favourite band. He should be in the club.
Wyll
His daddy issues makes me believe he really loves prog rock. Especially RUSH. I think his fav song would be Free Will (no pun intended)
Karlach
I think she loves skapunk. She got into it bc of tony hawks pro skater and eventually started listening to the Planet Smashers as one does
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate imagine#this is dumb im sorry#gale dekarios#shadowheart#lae'zel#astarion ancunin#astarion#gale of waterdeep#wyll ravengard#karlach#karlach cliffgate
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April Fools: Electric Boopaloo
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my grandmother passed away six months ago, two days before our shared birthday. this is the first major loss I've experienced and even though it's been six months I still feel so torn up. we were really really close and like. idk what to do to feel better. any tips for coping with a loss like this would be really helpful :/
#im in therapy and everything so like im good but like#i just need to hear words from people who have experienced loss#everyone grieves differently i know but. theres comfort in knowing im not the only one who has lost someone very important to them idk#this is dumb im sorry#carmen talks#tw death#ligia teresa
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the quarry werewolves hating water is so silly. dogs love to swim
#this is dumb im sorry#thinking about it tho it is a neat opposite to the Wendigo weakness being fire
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Because this exists ⤵️
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my dad, very sleepy and driving with me and my family n the car:
me: ayayaye... 😳 lord jesus christ i accept u as my lord and saviour I repent from all my sin BOOM js secured a spot in heaven.. 😎
*one safe car ride later*
me: ayayaye... im a christian now FOREVER...😣
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#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3#im sorry guys i just had to#mims posts ~#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 astarion#bg3 gifs#bg3 gif#astarion gif#baldurs gate astarion#these are so dumb honestly#baldur's gate astarion#my gifs ~
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they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours
#i am. strugling#my post#hAvE yOu TrIeD pUtTiNg YoUr pHoNe DoWn YES you dumb piece of shit. you stupid asshole obviously ive tried that#but it didnt work for 3 hrs so now im bacj here#sorry its just every time i ask falling alseep tips its that. like jfc man#like eeeeeeverybody thinks theyre so smart and smug and shit when they say it i just wanna sleeeepppp goddddd
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sorry i was thinking about love death + rollerskates again
#ok ill just post it#spadille if u see this im sorry#their rivalry is just so funny to me#this is so dumb#sillies#love death and rollerskates#fnaf dca#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf daycare attendant#dca fandom
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I do want to say altho I'm very pro shoplifting it is not something to take lightly. it is something that can and WILL get u in a lot of trouble if you get caught at the wrong place and wrong time. I know a lot of people will get comfortable with it and not think much of doing it but u really do have to be careful and smart Abt it . The best case scenario of getting caught is u get banned from a store you probably really like and worst is you get arrested and have charges pressed against you
#best thing 2 do if u get caught play dumb liek 'oh my god i forgot!! im so sorry ill pay for this i didnt even realize i was holding it"#most places say we literally cannot make assumptions we arent allowed to accuse someone of shoplifting#and this isnt always like. a gaurentee most places arent allowed to prosecute u but some will#its good to always b careful and prepared
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