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snoelledarts · 2 days
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Wanted in all 50 states for tax evasion being too cute :)
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missing-thiam · 18 hours
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wolvesandshine · 19 days
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Nobody:
Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up
Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up
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spottedgardeneelstan · 5 months
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good plan sqq. if it fails just blow yourself up again
[ID: A meme redraw of Shen Qingqiu from Scum Villain. He points at the sky while captioned, "If nobody got me, blowing myself up got me. Can I get an Amen?" End ID]
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buttercupdemise · 4 months
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1 star
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zdechami · 1 year
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this took me whole 15 minutes please be nice
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adharastarlight · 6 months
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James, over breakfast: why aren't breakfast dates more of a thing?
Sirius: because that's stupid???
Regulus, from the other table: I'll take you on a dinner date and a breakfast date the next day
Sirius spits out his juice
James very quickly agrees
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keljnap · 2 years
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multi-fandom-imagine · 2 months
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Adam being forced to live in hell then living with the fact of seeing Lucifer cuddle up to the reader.
And knowing that once the reader and Lucifer leave the hotel they're 100% gonna fuck.
Also Lucifer bragging about how good he makes the reader feel whenever he spot's Adam.
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 4 months
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Stiles: You stay here, pick that lock, I go in the vent, the betas get us out. Easy peasy.
Derek: Stiles, mi vida, I'm begging you. Please stop saying "easy peasy." Okay? None of this is easy. And I don't even know what peasy is.
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rammie-rad · 3 months
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When bro costs you a million dollars and about to push you off a plane
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stranger things season five spoiler
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sebbianas · 6 months
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barty: so regulus you’re gay
regulus: yes?
barty: and you hate yourself
regulus: where are you going with this?
barty: does that make you homophobic?
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gale-gentlepenguin · 3 months
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Plagg: Do you care about your friends? Adrien: Of Course! All of them. Plagg: Would you do anything for them? Adrien: Name it and I'm there! Plagg: And if they had a problem? Adrien: Talk to me Plagg: And if they were going through Something really tough? Adrien:Then they wont have to face it alone! Plagg: What if it hurt them too much to talk about it? Adrien:As much as it hurts, it will only hurt more if you dont open up. Plagg: Okay good, now this last part is very important. Adrien: Lay it on me. Plagg: What if YOU had problem Adrien: Bottle it up! Plagg: No no! Adrien: Push it ALL the way down and dont be a burden! Plagg: No! What you said. Its what you just said before. Adrien: My Family and friends have enough to deal with. Plagg: Think back Adrien. Adrien: Conceal, dont feel. Do NOT let it go Plagg: (sighs) Lets just start from the top again
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Odette: Why was Zestial's car in our driveway when I went on errands?
Carmilla, not looking up from making dinner: We were having a meeting.
Clara: In your room?
Carmilla: IT WAS IMPORTANT PERSONAL BUSINESS!
Both girls: Right.
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Charles and Max: *immediately start yapping at each other*
Checo: omg help me
Charles: *starts to seductively playing with his race suit zipper*
Max: 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Checo: god why me
Random FIA official: quick let’s distract before they start undressing for real
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