Ah yes. The king and queen of Hyrule. Their adopted daughter. And their specially ordered thrones to fit their hair.

Dàshèng gets the heart attack of his (immortal) lifetime as his son, Little Reborn, is bonked in the head while playing pretend.

It's safe to say Reborn wouldn't be playing pretend for a little while :')

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(For context: this is an AU where the Monkey King Reborn from the 2021 movie is the son of the Great Sage/Dàshèng from the 2015 movie, with a lot of twists! And extra characters!)

(We'll uncover more as we get along, but for now I'll be showing the fluff side for a bit lol.)

— The Legend Of One Thousand Armaments

Revali has been adopted into this family and no you cannot change my mind

I was talking with my dad while he was playing Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. He mentioned he was going to get Sundelions so he could use them to make anti-Gloom food for the Ganondorf fight. I wondered what exactly they were and what gave them the power to deflect Gloom, and he mentioned they came from the sun.

And that’s when it hit me. A flower? That came from the sun? Is what can beat Ganondorf?

So anyways that’s why I think Rapunzel from Disney’s Tangled could save Hyrule—

Rauru & Sonia when they see Rhoam in the afterlife:

In Conclusion, The Owl House is just F*cking Bionicle...

(i love bionicle masks of power but i don't wanna play any souls-like video games either...)

GYAAHHH people are reblogging ANCIENT art of mine

Idk why, but Rauru just gives off girl dad energy. Idk why he just does. Like for one I know these 2 beautiful people have at least one kid. They have to in order for Zelda to exist. I feel like they have a girl and he just knows how to shower the women and girls in his life with love and affection. Which is why he was so good to Zelda here and got all protective dad mode. AWW NOW THIS IS CUTE I WOULD IMAGINE HE LET ZELDA AND HIS OFF CAMERA DAUGHTER BRAID HIS HAIR OMG STOP THIS IS CUTE 😭😭😭

"Rauru and Sonia are the adoptive parents that give Zelda the affection her biological father never di-"

WRONG!

Rauru and Sonia are the grandparents that give their great- great-something-granddaughter the affection their son-in-law never did!

Hope you doing well.

I know that with the Eclipse twins running around Shadowpeach won't be interested in having a forth pregnancy but how would the other Wukongs react to a pregnant lmk!Mac? Or lmk!Wukong's sympathetic connection?

Doting? Amused? Disturbed?

Ty! I am well, just back to college so I might not be available mid-day.

I have an idea for Shadowpeach planning for atleast one more child after the Eclipse twins are running around by themselves.

It's the au version of Yuebei Xing/Yuebei (Wukong's daughter from the non-canon "Journey to the South" sequel). Her planned creation was interupted by a certain rogue bone spirit that tried to return to wreck vengance, but Diyu went "You daughter now". Shadowpeach were very amused by this outcome.

+Jidu and Luohou the Lunar Node twins from the same book? Shadowpeach concieves them on accident while planning Yuebei. Wukong bemoans his and Macaque's luck - especially since Wukong is the one carrying the "get two free deal".

For the other SWK's in the Wukongverse to witness these sins against the Heavens?

They are Startled and Horrified.

They know LMK Shadowpeach have kids. They know that they've had biological kids (which most of them is still trying to fathom). But to see them mid-process? It almost breaks their brains.

After S4 the multiverse squad convene to congratulate LMK!Shadowpeach on their (mostly) successful wedding.

NewGods!SWK: "Whoa! What happened to you Peach Kong[LMK]? You looking... fluffier than usual." LMK!SWK, (pregnant with one of the Eclipse twins): "Yeah. It's the baby monkey I'm incubating right now." *continues devouring peaches* All the SWK's: *shocked silence* HeroIsBack!SWK, horrified but curious: "How??" LMK!SWK, joking tone: "When two monkeys who love eachother very very much-" Reborn!SWK: "No! Not that part! He means how does a Stone Monkey become with child? I thought we were all... inert." LMK!Macaque, walks in with snacks (pregnant with the other twin): "Yeeeaah. Funny story. Don't go into Diyu if you're weak to baby monkeys. They've got a lot of freebies there." Other SWK's: "......" 2000sCartoon!SWK: "What was that part about two monkeys being in love???" The Older SWK's: *remembers that 2000sCartoon!SWK was imprisioned as a kid and was never taught that stuff* ╭( ๐_๐)╮

After a couple hours to process what they're seeing: eventually Netflix!SWK scrambles over with a million questions cus he's very excited to know what's going on in there. Reborn!SWK and HeroIsBack!SWK are grossed out, nauseous, confused, and wondering if it's even possible with their Macaques back home. NewGods!SWK and NewGods!Macaque are laughing cus they're happy with just having their adoptive Tudis. Smash!SWK pales and swears he'll never have kids (for now). Meihouwang!Shihou and Mihou wait shyly before asking to feel the bumps, both curious in their own ways.

Meihouwang!Mihou, ears to Macaque's stomach, amazed: "This one is sleeping." LMK!SWK: "Give it a moment." Meihouwang!Shihou, hand on LMK!SWK's stomach: "Wow! This one moved!!" Meihouwang!Mihou: "...no wait, this one just woke up. It's angry. Did it somehow feel it's brother moving from all the way over there?" LMK!Shadowpeach: "Yup, thats right." "Separate rooms and they still find a way to fight." The Other SWK's with their gold-vision on: 0_0 x4 Reborn!SWK: "Oh sweet Buddha. They're trying to fight using a sympathetic connection." HeroIsBack, in even greater horror: "And both parents are feeling it???" 2000sCartoon!SWK, still completely clueless: "Who do you think will win?"

So yeah, the other Sun Wukongs are a little shaken up by the experience.

“The way all of the other races follow the Hylians/the Hyrule royal family unquestioningly makes these games monarchist/imperialist propaganda.”

The other races don’t do that, though?

In BotW the older Zora were straight up like “we hate Hylians!” at first because they resented Hyrule for failing to prevent the Calamity and therefore Mipha’s death. Races that are generally loyal to Hyrule can clearly lose that loyalty given a motivation to do so. In TotK King Zora lost his trust in Zelda and by extension Link when he thought she attacked him.

The Yiga exist because there was at least one Hyrule king who was a bad dude. He persecuted the Shiekah to keep them from being a possible threat to his power, and the repercussions of that betrayal still exist to the modern day. The Yiga sure as heck don’t blindly follow Zelda.

Many people follow the Hyrule family yes but unquestioningly? Blindly? It really doesn’t seem like that’s the case.

team avatar dads just hanging in the alley

hey, um. sorry but. bad news your boyfriend is no longer wasting away again in margeritaville. yeah he's up in heaven now. looking for that big shaker of salt in the sky. sorry

Linktober Day 19: Zonai!

Move aside, Sheikah, there's a new guy in town...or...an old guy in town? Hard to tell with all the time travel😅😅

Zonai tech has provided many hours of hilarity, extreme frustration, and exhilirating entertainment.

Ode to the first King of Hyrule. He's just a really nice guy.