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#THE JUICER
robertbelcherjr · 1 year
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Bob Belchers spice rack looks like this
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I almost missed this one
i love these songs omg and brian looks so small with his little legs like that
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#cangse sanren#wei changze#jiang fengmian#It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.
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ourflagmeansgayrights · 4 months
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thinking abt one of my favorite asinine izzy takes which is that a conversation starting with “i should’ve let the english kill you” and ending with “[you] better watch your fucking step” contains absolutely zero death threats
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420sadnoodles · 4 months
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Bertie has one singular expression and it's this
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Bwuh??? You don't like trumpet??
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Huh?????
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jazzboys1 · 1 year
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Happy 3/9
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Ok idk if this is to much but can I request Juice Ortiz with Line 24, and then L and M (🔥🔥)? Thank you!!
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Tension.
juice ortiz x teller!female reader
warnings - sexual content. cursing.
24. “You like it when I’m mean to you?” & l. Keeping the relationship a secret & m. Catching eyes across a crowded room.
written for my 5k celebration - post here, masterlist here, inbox here.
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It’s risky and you know it.
But you just can’t keep your eyes off of Juice Ortiz.
It’s your average Friday night at the Teller Morrow Garage. Everyone’s drinking, smoking, laughing as Tig tells a horribly inappropriate joke. Your brother is sitting at a table with Chibs and Happy, discussing some sort of club business that you frankly don’t really care about.
You turn back to the bar, sipping on your drink and taking a deep breath. You spin on your stool to scan the room again, and catch eyes with the one man you’ve been watching like a hawk. Juice.
He raises his eyebrows at you, winking cheekily before breaking out into a grin. You shake your head, but can’t help but smile.
He looks good. Better than usual. You’re not sure what it is - maybe it’s the tight black t shirt, maybe it’s the tattoos that are peeking through, maybe it’s the cocky smirk that seems to be permanently etched on his face.
You know the both of you will be in so much trouble if your brother finds out. It’ll be bad for club dynamics, bad for your family’s dynamic. But maybe it’s the risk that makes it that much hotter.
He looks at you, the bathroom door, then back at you. You get the message instantly, nodding gently before watching him get up and make his way in that direction.
You give it a few agonisingly long minutes before you slip off your stool, glancing around to check no one has noticed. When you get to the bathroom, he opens the door and pulls you inside, slamming you against the wood.
“Here she is. My pretty whore.”
Your breath catches, gazing at him with blown pupils.
“Don’t call me that,” you choke out, with less conviction than you would have liked.
“Why not, hmm? You’ve been staring at me with your fuck me eyes for the last couple of hours. You think I don’t know what you’re doing?”
He chuckles, leaning in to nip at your neck, arms winding around your back to hold you against him.
“You’re pathetic, baby,” he mumbles against your skin. When you shudder, he laughs almost cruelly. “Oh, honey. You like it when I’m mean to you?”
You shake your head, and he moves a hand to wind around your throat, squeezing gently. You change your answer and nod, knees going weak.
“Here’s the deal,” he drawls into your ear, all low and honeyed. “If you can keep your filthy thoughts off your face for the rest of the night, I’ll take you home later and fuck you the way you want.”
You whine, hands tangling into the back of his shirt.
“That means no fuck me eyes, no lip biting… none of that shit. You hear me?”
You nod, leaning forward to rest your head on his chest.
“You’re gonna get us caught, baby. We’ve got to be more careful.”
You lean up to press a kiss to his lips, tasting beer and cigarette smoke.
“Okay. Deal.”
He smiles at you gently before kissing you again.
“I’m gonna go out first. Wait a while, okay?”
He slips out the door and back to the guys, praying that no one has noticed either of your absences.
You rest your head against the wood and take a deep breath, body thrumming with the anticipation of what’s to come.
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balkanikabg · 1 year
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Juice Processor
Description:
Juice Processor is a small appliance that can be used to make different types of fresh juices and nektars.  It can be found in buy mode under "Appliances -> Small  appliances". It costs 300$, and it comes in 15 different colors.
When you press on the object you'll see 4 options to make a Jug of Fresh Juice or Nektar, or to make a Glass of Fresh Juice or Nektar, each will open a selection menu and you can choose from 15 different fresh juices and 14 different nektars.
Increasing your cooking skill will unlock different flavors. At L1 is available only a few fresh juices, at L6 you unlock the nektars. 
Each drink has optional ingredients, if you have the needed ingredients it's free, otherwise you can just purchase the drink.
For fresh juice the optional ingredients are all EA fruits plus my Lime and Orange.
For nektars the optional ingredients are all kompots from my Kompot Processing Stove.
The Juice Processor needs to be placed on a counter.
When you produce a Jug, it will stay fresh forever. To be able to grab a glass first you'll see an option to 'Spice Up' the drink, once you do that, the interaction to 'Grab A Drink' will show up next. You can grab the glasses one by one, and they will go directly in your Sim's inventory. One Jug contains 6 glasses of juice/nektar.
MORE PHOTOS AND DOWNLOAD INFO UNDER THE CUT
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DOWNLOAD (Early Access)
Public release 1st of December
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froggyrights · 7 months
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Found a clip of dream raiding xqc on Jan 26th 2022
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avephelis · 10 hours
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When i was younger i used to take adderall but i hated hated HATED having to swallow the pill so my parents would open up the pill capsule and stir the contents into a protein shake that i would then drink. anyway do you think that emizel does that now except instead of yogurt drink its blood
i did think about that but i'm not sure if vampire mechanics let you contaminate blood post-extraction so unsure if it'd work. i shall ask my friend to consult the page on juicers in the handbook. also it is less gay.
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stargodhoshi · 1 month
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soooo... do we all have seen grians new skin? BECAUSE I'M SORRY BUT MY MIND IS LIKE "OH HEY, SINCE HE IS CONNECTED WITH MUMBO DUE TO THE SOUL JUICER THING, OF COURSE HE CAN GROW A BEARD NOW!
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crystalsuicune · 8 months
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If it weren't for the fact that they're in a middle of a stand battle,I'm about 80% sure Alolan Giorno'd pull this kind of shit
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shiftythrifting · 8 months
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some finds from a couple places in NC. honse, mount gay rum, bad christian kitchen puns, and the world's smoothest gnome
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br1ghtestlight · 2 months
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people saying this is misusing the term hyperfixation and an inaccurate and harmful protrayal of neurodivergence (and it is) but also this is unironically bob belcher. Top 10 guys to ever hyperfixate on sandwiches for a month straight
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purecalcium66 · 7 months
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Couldnt sleep
im playing bioshock 2 rn so i tried sketching some characters :))))
Some are better, some worse (sorry Suchong i messed you up so much i was tired)
i should've drawn Sofia Lamb too but i failed misearably and gave up (edit: im playing rn through the Inner Persephone and fuck Lamb im crying)
and im not ready to draw Delta yet but im closer and closer every day, big daddies are so complicated aaaahhh
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i love this game soooo much
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moonlightredfern · 3 months
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Years ago I ordered pink tassel pasties on a whim, a lemon juicer because ours had just broken, and a dvd of Angels in the Outfield (because the McElroys had talked about it and I couldn’t find it on streaming) and Amazon put them all in the same box and it was stolen from our door. Imagining someone opening that stolen box brought me far more joy than receiving the items myself could ever have.
I hope they had a crazy night using all the items at once.
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