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legendarydreamer4ever · 2 years

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Clark & Lois in every episode ► 10.06 “Harvest”

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kal8elle · 7 months

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Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki

#superman #clark kent #kal el #jon kent #jon el #jonathan kent #jonathan samuel kent #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth

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snow-bees · 2 months

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Worst case of youngest child privilege I have ever seen

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thornybone · 9 months

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I LOVE THEM

#my adventures with superman #my adventures with superman spoilers #pretty minor tho #superman #clark kent #kal el #lois lane #jimmy olsen #dc #thank you so much for all the notes #1k #5k #10k

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frappegoddess · 26 days

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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this

Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.

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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.

Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic

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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??

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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.

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The Justice League will never live it down

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iwannabealice · 2 months

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clark: i met this boy last night that seemed to really hate you

bruce: that could be anyone, what did he look like?

clark: tall, white, dark hair, really big-

bruce: ah, that’d be jason. my son

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sully-s · 1 month

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Kryptonian Heritage Picture Day

#Jon Kent #Clark Kent #Conner Luthor #kara zor el #Kal El #Superman #Super girl #Superboy #Superfam #DCAU #DC comics #Fanart #messy art #unfinished art #To Lazy for backgrounds #Listen if 90's Conner wears crop jackets I'm going to put the man in crop kryptonian garb lol #Based off the 90s Superman Show

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frownyalfred · 10 months

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people think Batman is the vicious attack dog Superman has on a short leash. absolutely, incredibly wrong. Batman has Mr. “I love sunshine and save puppies from trees” on a leash that consists entirely of him saying “Kal” in a low tone because Superman can’t handle a perceived threat to Batman without absolutely losing it, red burning eyes and all.

#thoughts #not sure why this is all basically one sentence but #bruce wayne #batman #dc #superbat #clark kent #superman #‘oh he finally wrangled the bat onto his team huh’#meanwhile bruce is all of Clark’s impulse control when it comes to destroying/not destroying people/the world #ok like 97% of it #kal el

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headcanonthings · 3 months

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Clark: *Laying face down on the floor* Lois: So Bruce said he liked you? Clark, muffled: Yeah Diana: ...and you asked him to marry you? Clark: Yeah Lois: Oh shit. How did he react? Clark: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more *Meanwhile* Bruce, kicking in the door to the Manor: Kids, Alfred! Holy shit I'm gonna get married!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect superbat quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect superman quotes #dcu #clark kent #kal-el #superman #lois lane #diana prince #wonderwoman #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batkids #superbat

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ms-musers · 2 years

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Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way

#idk if this makes sense #I’m from the midwest #it’s very common to hear and very distinct here #like I’ll be in the store and usually I’ll hear someone say it at least once #superman #clark kent #kal el #the batman #Batman #bruce wayne #brucie wayne #batman and superman #dc comics #comics #superbat

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but-a-humble-goon · 8 months

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I kinda hate it when stories try to make Superman out to be some kind of impossible ideal embodiment of goodness when the point is Clark's decency is entirely unremarkable. The enlightened Kryptonians with their advanced culture and science didn't teach him decency, a pair of Kansas farmers did. Superman is good because people are good.

#clark kent #superman #kal el #dc #dcu #comics

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two-sibyls-tall · 9 months

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Consider: Batman’s identity gets leaked to the press, enough that it’s a popular rumor but not enough for it to be confirmed, and the JL all pitch in to just. Gaslight the shit out of the media.

Superman: Uh, Bruce Wayne? Hasn’t Batman saved that guy a couple of times?

Wonder Woman: I’m unsure if we’re speaking of the same Bruce Wayne. The one who invited me to a gala three weeks ago and got so drunk he tripped into a chocolate fountain? This is the Bruce Wayne you believe to be the Bat?

Green Lantern: Doesn’t Bruce Wayne have like a million kids? And run a business? I don’t know about the rest of the League, but superhero-ing’s a full-time job for me.

Flash: (play dumb) Who’s Batman? (not that dumb-!)

Green Arrow: Why would I want to be on a team with a billionaire?

#dc #dc batman #justice league #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #kal el #wonder woman #diana of themyscira #green lantern #hal jordan #the flash #barry allen #green arrow #oliver queen

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kal8elle · 5 months

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“So you can see through... anything.”

“Pretty much! I have a hard time with lead I guess, but everything else? sure!”

“Alright, what about minds then, hm? Can you see through those?”

“Like a MIND READER? Gosh no, of course not!”

“I’m never really sure what you’re thinking, miss Lane.”

“Ah, I see. I guess i’ll just have to tell you, then.”

“Tell me what, miss Lane?”

“Just that I love you, Clark. That’s all.”

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Art by https://twitter.com/kennnajean

#superman #clark kent #kal el #lois lane #superman and lois #lois and clark

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horsedadgeralt · 1 year

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Well this is a mess

#henry cavill #the witcher #geralt of rivia #superman #clark kent #kal el #the witcher meme #superman meme #dc meme #dc comics #Kathi memes

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myersesque · 9 months

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(1x3) i love this show's portrayal of clark so, so much. i love how his sense of identity and where he comes from is such a massive theme - how he becomes superman in an attempt to better understand himself as a person, as well as satisfy his need to help people - but under all of that, the thing that matters most about clark is that he's a good person. it doesn't matter that he can fly or shoot lasers from his eyes - it matters that lois, within a day of meeting him, knows he would risk his job to help her if she just asked him to. it matters that he risked blowing his cover to save his friends. it matters that he only manages to discover new powers when somebody needs his help, never when they would be beneficial to him alone. rib him for being a boyscout all you like, but there's something so necessary imo about heroes who are wholly, unapologetically kind

#i love him so much you don't understand #og #spoilers #maws spoilers #my adventures with superman spoilers #maws #my adventures with superman #clark kent #superman #kal-el #dc #dc comics #dc animation #lois lane #fav

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duckytree · 1 year

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jason’s prison adventures part 2

#red hood #jason todd #superman #clark kent #kal el #art #fanart #comic #duckytree #jason’s prison adventures

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