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glorfindelridesagain · 2 years

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Dwalin: Okay! Enough! No more talking about Bilbo!

Thorin: But you said to get it out of my system.

Dwalin: I had no idea how much you had in your system.

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yacrimago · 5 months

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Omg this is so sweet

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #lotr #lord of the rings #dwalin #dwalin son of fundin #dwalin the dwarf #adorable #graham mctavish

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pols-doodles · 11 months

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"there are a few warriors amongst us" "..old.. warriors"

#the hobbit #middle earth #balin #balin the dwarf #balin son of fundin #dwarves #Artistic nudity #my art #the hobbit art #the hobbit fanart #it’s a reflection on that he’s seen far too much war n just kinda Tired of having to fight for his life n home as he does 4 times in his ti #he should be able to live happily n comfortably as a dwarven monarch

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forrest-drive · 1 year

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"We're making a long-term deposit!"

One of my favorite scenes from The Hobbit!

#the hobbit #the hobbit an unexpected journey #dwalin the dwarf #dwalin #dwalin son of fundin #bofur the dwarf #bofur #the hobbit bofur #gloin the dwarf #the hobbit gloin #the hobbit dwalin #gloin #nori the dwarf #the hobbit nori #nori #my art

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quality-street-rat · 1 year

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Y/n but he's trans

Bilbo: Hey y/n?

Y/n: What's up little dude?

Bilbo: ...Ignoring that. Anyway, why do you never take your undershirt off??

Y/n, freezing in place before continuing: Uh...I do take it off. I just...wear all my layers when I do.

Kili, interested: Is that why you wear so much at night?

Y/n, wanting the conversation to be over: Yes. Anything else?

Fili, coming over: Yeah, actually. How come you never bathe and somehow smell so good?

Y/n, offended: I wash up in streams and rivers just as much as you do!

Kili: Yeah but we never see you.

Fili: Or Bilbo.

Kili: Hang on...

Bilbo: Whatever you're thinking, stop this instant. Y/n and I simply find a good-sized rock and take turns hiding behind it to bathe while the other turns their back and keeps watch.

*Everyone listening in*

Fili, genuinely confused: Why hide about it?

Y/n, sighing: Hobbits have different standards on nudity and I just...don't look like you.

Bilbo: I thought it was because you were just shy?

Thorin, interrupting: What do you mean, you don't look like us? We already know you're taller.

Y/n, grimacing: Yeah, well, that's not...goddammit I can't believe I have to do this.

Thorin, suspicious: Do what?

Y/n, raising his voice just a bit so everyone can hear: You know when the doctor, or well, midwife in your case looks at the baby and says "you have a son!" Or "you have a daughter!"?

Bilbo: ...Yes. How is this relevant?

Y/n: Well, the midwife looked at me and told my mother "congratulations! You have a daughter!" So my mother gave me a female name and dressed me like a girl and raised me like a girl and told me "you're a girl because girls look like this."

Kili, confused: So you're actually female?

Y/n, tearing up: No!

Fili, whacking Kili: Don't be stupid, Kee.

Y/n, voice cracking: I'm NOT a woman. I realized a long time ago that I felt like a man, that I WAS a man, regardless of what I look like. I got rid of my...what do you guys call it?? Womb, right, I got rid of it. I started taking hormones to make me sound different, to look different. And this, *gesturing to his chest* I was actually a few months away from getting rid of these before I landed here in your world. I'm NOT female and if you call me one I'll punch your lights out.

Thorin: Don't be ridiculous. Dwarves do not care about such things. A dwarf is a dwarf before they are anything else, gender is not important to us. Dwarrow or dwarrowdam, you are what you say you are, and if any dwarf contests that they are punished.

Y/n, blinking back tears: Whoa. Thank you. You're actually...a lot more accepting than half my family.

Dwalin: Your own family insists on calling you a female?

Y/n: Yeah, but what can you do? It's illegal in many places to even...be like me.

Dwalin: Then they are poor family indeed.

Oin, piping up: Don't worry, lad. I myself am neither a dwarrow nor a dam, yer not alone here.

Bilbo: Hobbits are more strict about such things. We often say that a son has died and there is a daughter in his place, and nobody so much as mentions it. It's simply not spoken of.

Y/n, openly crying now: Thanks guys.

#zip it matt #shitpost #incorrect the hobbit #the hobbit #kili durin #fili durin #thorin oakenshield #dwalin son of fundin #oin the dwarf #male y/n #male reader #male self insert #trans y/n #bilbo baggins

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tetchy-frog · 1 year

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I am absolutely obsessed with your bagginshield comic but also in your most reccent post you called him Bimbo and I was cackling

Ahhh, yes. Bimbo and Whorin, my two little Skrongaloos.

I’m glad you enjoy my AU, and I’m also glad to have someone to rant aggressively to and show WIP pages before I post them. Since you’re a real homie, here’s a Balin doodle, since I haven’t drawn him for this AU yet!

Yeah, virtually nothing has changed whatsoever. I suppose it’s because he was already perfect to begin with!

#the hobbit #thorin and company #the hobbit philharmonic au #fanart #balin son of fundin #the hobbit balin #I love the one braincell in erebor #He plays the cello #which makes him amazing because cellos are superior #definitely not biased :D

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gamgeesgarden · 2 years

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Bilbo: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Dwalin: That's why I carry two swords.

#bilbo #bilbo baggins #dwalin #Dwalin son of Fundin #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect quotes #s: tumblr

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8thparadox · 2 years

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nwalin is a ship that i never expected to have but has now taken up permanent residence within my canon.

#nwalin #the hobbit #tolkien #truths drawings #nori the dwarf #dwalin son of fundin #though this drawing was actually them in my (very unfinished) fic in which they are lesbians #i mean.. dwalin literally has blue hair and a septum peircing.. that's just my ex-girlfriend #this shit is from like several months ago but i need something for the queue while i work on a bunch more stuff

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orcristwielder · 2 years

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𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲 —

"Brothers in a r m s."

#¤— character study #dwalin #thorin oakenshield #dwalin son of fundin #the hobbit #tolkien realm

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pollyna · 2 years

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Dwalin being Thorin's platonic One. And Thorin is Dwalin's one.

#nothing more or less #platonic one #thorin oakenshild #dwalin son of fundin

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coveredinsun · 2 months

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at the first reclaimed-erebor press conference the reporter dwarves are like, “🎤 balin son of fundin can you deny or confirm the rumors about thorin oakenshield and bilbo baggins?” to which balin leans forward and says, “🎤 well. you know how unflattering it would be to speak ill of the dead. which won’t be a problem because it’s not speaking ill to let the record show that, yes, they did in fact fuck nasty a couple times. and you can quote me on that because i’m like 95% sure it’s what king thorin would want”

#thinking about that ‘‘battle of five armies is rated R for Thorin fucked that hobbit’’ post rn #can you tell #the people want a king who they know fucks nasty!#the indirect result of all of this? nepo baby frodo.#because bilbo is a celebrity and a half in erebor #bagginshield #the hobbit #lord of the rings #lotr #tolkien #coveredinsunposting

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glorfindelridesagain · 2 years

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Dwalin: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Bilbo.

Thorin: [looking lovingly at Bilbo across the room] I don’t have feelings for Bilbo.

Dwalin: Thorin, you are nowhere near my eyes.