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sofiiel · 1 year

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Reason why realistically I'd never survive running with the crew in Stranger Things.

I'd stomp all the vines just trying to be a pain in the ass for Vecna. "hope that's your back" *Stomp* "hope that's your nards" *Kick* and then everything just know where we are and is pissed and vicious.

I would have kept several D'arts trying to train them, naming them shit like Fluffumz. Buying meat from the butcher and asking for the bones. Fluffumz would eat half the town, and I'd be given life, probably.

My favorite song changes by the actual hour.

I'm that person who has to touch every object that looks cool/strange/weird, and will do so if no one is there to stop me.

My attention span fades too fast, like on a bad day? I'm Cosmo without Wanda. On a worse day? "No this is Patrick." On a stresfful day when I'm feeling low, that ADHD decided to get ugly and all over the place? "Hi my names dori and I suffer from....squirrel!...oh look it's a nickel! lets call it phi - we were running away weren't we?"

My rbf levels would have most people too afraid to trust me.

I'm a horribly nosey person at all the wrong times.

I'm a fairly athletic big girl - buuuut I'm lazy, and I'm only running so far before I decide it'd be less stress to just try to beat things up. Which is like insta-death by all kinds of cool looking awful.

In the tunnels of S2 I would have wanted to make it my She Shed, deck it out, so it looked like the scene where Alice falls into wonderland.

I am about as lucky as the Pink Panther, the odds are always in turmoil and most of the time things get wonky for me.

I have a bad mouth and get rude when I am pissed, so, the little bad guys probably would have shot me or fed me to monsters real quick, after the 90th "with your bitch ass" comment.

See, that's 11 things without me actually thinking too hard. I'd be real dead, real fast, in the ST universe. Yes I would.

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