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deadlybean2019 · 1 year

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SIMP TIME

OMG, SO I JUST HAVE TO SAY, I LOVE SUN AND MOON. BUT- BUT -

ECLIPSE

Just eclipse is EVERYTHING and when you give em a evil sadistic grin I'm just OAMEVHAHA SWOON OMG

ESPECIALLY

@oobbbear 's Witch Eclipse (I'll color once a ref is out <3)

@naffeclipse's writing on Sleuth Jesters Eclipse

@kabra-malvada's Mime Eclipse

@driftingmoonmenace's Club Eclipse

@sinnabee's Magician Eclipse

@maudiemoods's Beings Made Of Stardust Eclipse

@certified-handler's Dealer's Choice Eclipse

@miwachan2's Vampire Eclipse

@pure-plum 's Weal and Woe Eclipse (I'll color when a ref comes out <3)

And some cute Eclipses too, because let's not forget them UwU

@suntimeswolliw Chocolate Eclipse

@poppet-seed 's Pirate Eclipse

@forkdotjpg's Eclipse

On a serious side note:

I just wanted to say, I know I'm just a weird internet 'simp', but truly your art and stories and just overall welcoming attitudes have made my day multiple times! It's stupid, but to have such amazing people be in my feed to bring amazing art and stories has helped me so much. Especially in some not so fun times. So thank you. I appreciate and owe all of you a lot!!! Keep up the amazing work!!! ❤️❤️❤️

#SWOON #Simp rant #Eclipse #ECLIPSE!!!#fnaf eclipse #oc #love #the things id let them do to me-#AWOOGA #AWRF AWRF #love love love #hehe smooch them all #dont care about the consequences

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sweetcafa · 1 year

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Spoilers for S3Ep2 of the owl house

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Ok but y’all have to agree

This mf is so hot.

Like no joke someone (or me) is gonna need to make a possessed raine fic. I am on god sooooo farrell.

#sweet cafe #simp rant #toh spoilers #toh for the future #toh raine #homies hot

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hisui-dreamer · 2 months

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Characters: Riddle Rosehearts, Ace Trappola, Cater Diamond, Trey Clover, Leona Kingscholar, Jack Howl, Ruggie Bucchi, Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech, Floyd Leech, Jamil Viper, Vil Schoenheit, Epel Felmier, Rook Hunt, Malleus Draconia, Sebek Zigvolt, Lilia Vanrouge

pick one from above when you read this!!

thinking about how upset he is when he's learned you've been reckless and put yourself in so much danger again and how could you do that?? what if something happened to you?? how could he live without you, after learning to love you so much that it became his greatest source of happiness? he's holding you by the shoulders, so, so worried that he can't think straight and he doesn't think he can forgive you this time-

but you take his hand gently, cutting off his train of thoughts. you carefully lift his hand to cup your cheek, nuzzling into gently.

"forgive me, love?"

...ok maybe he will forgive you.

but you better start explaining yourself and how you'll avoid getting into dangerous situations again. at the very least he should be by your side if you're in danger! he's your lover after all, he should be protecting you!

and don't forget the extended cuddle session required to calm his nerves. they've gotten so sensitive now that you're around, you know?

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elidiscoe · 3 months

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No Lilith is not "Evil" or a "Bad Mom"

I said what I said. We don't know what happened to Lilith, we don't know why she and Lucifer split, and if you saw the pilot, you would know Charlie choose to confide in HER about her worries and fustrations. That is a clear sign that as the queen of hell, the woman whose songs brought hope to the demons in hell, had more confidence in her daughter than Lucifer was afraid to have. I saw a post that said "also how bad of a fucking mother does lilith have to be to ignore her daughter for 7 years jfc". As if that is the only reason Charlie hadn't heard from her? Not even a possibility something bad might have happened or had really very important business to deal with as the queen of hell?? And it's even more bizzare how people just assumed that flashback was her "keeping Charlie away from Lucifer". Like hello, it's called putting your child to sleep? And also

Does this really look like a vile woman to you. Did you really see this portraits and went "Oh yeah she hates her husband," NO THAT IS FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HER HUSBAND! SHE IS HAPPY WITH HER CHILD, SHE IS PROUD OF HER FAMILY AND KINGDOM, SHE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE WITH THE MAN WHO SHOWED HER MORE LOVE AND COMPASSION THAN BITCH ASS ADAM, AND STUCK WITH HER FOR MILLENIUM AFTER BEING CASTED OUT OF HEAVEN. EVEN WRAPPING HER ARMS AROUND HIM AND CHARLIE

Fautisse, the person whose been at the birth of Hazbin Hotel, even believes Lilith adored her husband just the same as he to her. But shit happens, and something caused her to leave. For reasons WE DON'T KNOW WHY! But unfortunately for her as a female character, the fans and even anti fans have reduced her to another "Stella". Despite the fact Charlie confides in her, and despite Lucifer having pictures with her in his office and still has his wedding ring on. There is a definite reason Lucifer acts this depressed, otherwise he would be acting like Stolas, someone who actually hates his wife.

#Also Lilith is like.. super gorgeous #Yah I'm gay simp so what #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #Hazbin hotel rant #long post sorry #Helluva Boss #lucifer morningstar #lilith morningstar #charlie morningstar

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bitchiswild · 3 months

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No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, sink to the shower, from the porch, to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratically, exponentially, logarithmically, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the coach, on the chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bouncy house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, cunt throbbing, fist clenching, ear riding, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrust, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulated, vile sloppy, moan, inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, soaking,beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world needing, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy , can’t talk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheet soaked, hair soaked, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pudding popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango, they could put a nuclear bomb inside of me and I’d still ride.🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🫶

@xjgyxx

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whatsleftofdishaa · 7 months

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Simp aisa kro chand pe jaisa koi insaan insaan pe bhi na krta ho

#pinterest pictures #dishaa ke thoughts #whatsleftofdishaa #simp mode activated #desi rr #desi rant #dishaa rants #desi shit posting #another day another shitpost #desi tumblr #indian tumblr #desi tales #just desi things #simping on moon #moon #desiblr #moon aesthetic #pinterest aesthetic

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mysticfemme · 3 months

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something about butch forearm muscles flexing whilst their fingers are buried inside you just drives me crazy

#honestly i could just watch muscles flex all day #i am a simp for muscly butches #esp if you have strong forearms 🥴#rants n rambles

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sweetchildcloud · 4 months

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This are my crushes and what...does it say about me?

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perfectlyfrosty · 2 months

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For this momentous event of our beloved Hiccup, what is your most favorite thing about him?

And if I say everything? Honestly, I love all of him, his personality, his life, everything he has done, all of his unbelievable achievements and every funny little gesture he makes, i love his fluffy looking hair, his beautiful and wonderfully green eyes, his cute nose, the incredible amount of freckles on his face, the tiny braids in his hair, the little scar on his chin, I love his smile, I love the way he talks and uses body language, I love how funny and sassy he is, how kind and compassionate he is, as well as brave. I love how smart he is, inventing and creating things and ideas that don’t even exist in this time, how strong he is, having the strength to push through and forget about everything he was taught all his life to save the life of a dragon, and to stand against his father and entire village just to prove to them that dragons weren’t what they made them out to be. I love how good of a friend he is to Toothless, how he chats with him and plays with him, and how they do everything together. I love how amazing of a leader, chief, friend, son and father he is. I love his soul and his heart. I love his story and everything he stands for. He is an incredible person.

Happy birthday, Hiccup. May your story continue to exist and inspire people for many many more years 💚🐉

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kaffykathy · 2 months

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Sometimes I look at Lancer's core book and just think about how lacking it is in significant details for all the factions, like who is the current leaders of Union, to founders and owners of the many corporate entities.

I know that doesn't sound like exciting lore to anyone, but for Union, there's no one like the Camerons from Battletech or the Karl Franz from Warhammer Fantasy. And I can see that it was probably purposely implemented like this for the reason that these entities are bigger than the identities that lead them, and that's why when a name like Johnathan Harrison pops up along sith a small blurb of who he is, we start to realize his significance and why Harrison Armory is the way it is. He was basically a fascistic General from Seccomm that fled and made his own Union how he saw fit, and his clones still live up to his legacy to the current setting of Lancer.

At the same time, Union doesn't have any of that. There's no lore about some, or any politician of government in the Core Book at least other than the seats and chairs that they fill. The reason for this is to give the players the ability to make their own interpretations with the world, but it's really saying something when your big government super power claiming to be in a utopian golden age doesn't have a face to its actual organization.

(Side note: if anyone ever tells you that their realm is a Utopia, you should be taking that the same way that someone says that a ship is 'Unsinkable'. Sorry to burst your bubble Pilot NET, but some of you really need to read between the lines about this. Especially with how much of a bureaucratic nightmare DoJ HR is.)

I know that it's very much the case that Massif press could have done this intentionally to show in the Lancer setting that the sum is bigger and more significant than all the parts added together. The world of the setting is too big to care too much about one individual or planet without weeding in a reason why in most cases because unless you're playing a mission book like Solstice Rain, you probably wouldn't be visiting any of the planets or people brought up in the first place. But the thing is, to me, is that this really makes Lancer less lively than I think it should. When I read about the Albatross, I wanna know about their heroes and significant feats and journeys. I could just play and Albatross, but having record of the daily life at the perspective of a nomadic Lancer would have been told so much more than I think the actual descriptions give.

It's why I love the blurb of text on the Sisyphus NHP. It builds a character, tells a narrative, and humanizes this being most probably would only be used to get a better roll. It also implies how cycling actually works for an NHP and the significance to it. And from all this, we can see that Sisyphus knows that his fate is to be cycled and die over and over again. Something barely given full page and it's just text on equipment.

And yet we don't have anything like that for the bigger picture. We don't know that the leaders of Union generally feel or think about the world surrounding us. We don't have a set uniform for Union or any other of the major players. And as a person who was fascinated with historical things like what soldiers wore during the battle of waterloo, or what camo patterns did a certain tank use, I feel like it's a significant diservice to not give us official uniforms and outfits for Union.

Imagine what cultural reflections that could have impacted the clothing an officer would wear.

I don't know, Lancer really likes to skim on the actually interesting descriptions, but I still love it. It's just that it really doesn't give me enough reason to care about things like Cradle or the Solar System in its current timeline. There is a lot of telling, and not showing in the lore for me, but they don't even tell things that historical nuts like me might be interested in.

#kaffy kathy #lancer ttrpg #lancer rpg #i should sleep #sisyphus nhp #Even when I am ranting about Lancer. I am secretly simping for sisyphus NHP

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bucknastysbabe · 3 months

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💘TAG GAME - SIMP LIST💘

Rules: Literally make a list of ppl you simp for.

Thanks liv for the inspo this all goes to @fairysluna

Here’s mine (it will probably change as the year continues. I think it’s my year of the Latino man as I just realized I already forgot Gabriel Luna😭)

TAGGING: @fairysluna @aemonds-holy-milk @aemonddtargaryen @islandfantasydream @fan-goddess @starogeorgina @arcielee @sugarpoppss2 @gemini-mama @succnfuccubus @samodivaa

#cal rants #tag game!#simp it up!

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elusive-mayfly · 11 months

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If there was one thing Nai never thought would happen, it's that he'd have any empathy towards a human. When that happened, the new "it will never happen" thought was that he'd fall in love with them. And when that happened too, it was already too late.

Nai's a complex man with many thoughts stored away in his mind. He's tactful. Nothing happens without having deliberately been thought out.

The Great Fall was mentally his undoing. He believed he was doing the right thing. He believed he was giving not only himself freedom, but his brethren. It didn't matter what stood in his way, he would face it and he would be victorious. And when his actions presented fruitful, there was no turning back.

He did what he set out to do. A chain of events were presented to him and there was no other option. A never-ending battle was presented to him and he was the crux. That never bothered him.

What did bother him was when he extended a hand to Rem, his own mother, she chose them instead of him. Whether or not Nai admitted it, he loved Rem in his own way and having her reject them was the nail in the coffin: if his own mother chose the monsters over her own sons, she was also a monster.

And when Vash chose the monsters immediately after, that was enough. The sacrificial act of saving them was not appreciated. That was proof enough that Vash had been manipulated and was too far gone, at least at that point. In time, Vash would come around. In time, Vash would open his eyes... just like Nai did. It was inevitable.

Nai hid his sorrow, burying it deeper and deeper until it was just a fragment of a memory. He might not have even realized he held that grief.

Whatever lingering feelings he had were a waste of time. The love he held for his brother was what drove him to continue, but other than that, he didn't need these useless human feelings. Was he disappointed Vash didn't immediately side with him? Yes. But it would all be rectified eventually, so why process those emotions at all? Nai would always protect his brother.

But that disappointment in both Rem and Vash's rejection would fester in ways he didn't realize.

The fateful day you two met, these disappointments came to light. It doesn't matter how it happened, or what happened at all. One act of kindness or empathy and Nai was immediately hooked, much to his dismay.

He was starved for some kind of positive reinforcement and he would continue to seek it out whether he realized it or not. He was crippled beneath the weight of your actions and surprisingly... he didn't want it any other way.

He spent a long time denying it. You were a human and therefor you were the enemy. He could kill you if he really wanted to... but he never did.

Eventually, he began feeling... empathy for you, something he never thought were possible. Was it an eye-for-an-eye mentality? Because you showed him kindness, he felt like he needed to do the same? Maybe not to the same extent, but...

Maybe it was the looming threat of your rejection. Nai had cared only for two people in the past and they rejected him. Could he handle being rejected again?

He wouldn't give you a chance to reject him. Ever. You want to live? Done. You want an apology? Begrudgingly, it will happen. You want attention? It will be done. You want... love? ... you can have it.

At first, he just believed you were the exception. All humans are disgusting abominations... except you. All the humans needed to die... except you. It took him a long time to accept that your empathy towards him was what made you human. Your humility towards him is what made you human. Your forgiveness towards him is what made you human. And maybe humanity wasn't... all bad...

Maybe a small part of his ideology was wrong.

Maybe.

Begging him to leave everything behind was excruciating. Asking him to give up everything he had worked for and everything he believed was asking him to give up every part of who he was. You were asking him to tear down a century of growth in the (possible) wrong direction. The humans needed to be punished for their misdeeds and he was the messenger. To deny the messenger the act of delivering justice was, in his mind, cruel.

What convinced him was the conceiving of your child. Neither of you knew if you could conceive until it happened. But when it did, there was no denying that he already betrayed his cause. Plants would always be superior. Plants would always deserve more. And humans were a product of destruction, and deserved just that...

... but the middle ground, this child of both plant and human blood, was such a beautiful sight to behold...

And the thought of killing you or the child was something he could not do.

How do you rid the planet of an entire species save two people? Because if you make the exception, where is the line drawn? Humans were filled with flaws such as hypocrisy, and Nai could not fall to these weaknesses else he become exactly what he despised.

So what do you do when you feel you are forced to give up your life's purpose? You find a new purpose.

And finally, the tale of Millions Knives was over. Gone without a trace. The looming threat of his return would always be present, but people could finally breath a sigh of relief... at least for now.

There wasn't a bone in this man's body that knew how to live a domestic life. When you don't need to eat, you don't cook. When you don't need to sleep, you don't dream. There were many things he felt were expected of him that he could not bring to the table. How do you provide what you have not had provided to you for over a century?

Running away from his problems would never be an easy answer. He was forced to lay down a lot of his pride and ego to be able to fit into this... quaint life that he never wished for but so desperately wanted to keep.

But he can learn. If a mere human could do it, so could he.

Eventually, he got used to lying beside you during the night. Despite not needing it, he would sometimes sleep... but most of the time, he'd lie awake and think many a thought.

Did he regret his actions? That was complicated. What he did was for the plants. For his brother. He would never regret his loyalty. He would never regret his beliefs.

But something would always gnaw at him knowing to hate all humans meant to hate you and his child, and he couldn't bring himself to do that.

He would never be able to take back what he had done, and in truth, he didn't want to. Whether that painted him as a villain or not didn't change his mind. He could never adapt a new line of thinking, not entirely.

You knew this. And he knew you knew this.

But the one thing he didn't know you knew... is in the middle of the night when the whole household was supposed to be sleeping, Nai would sneak out of bed.

Maybe it was a need to feel a connection to something he had lost. Maybe the child called to him in a way you couldn't hear. Something drew him from your side during the dark of night that begged him to hold your child.

And with the infant in his arms, the two would glow in the small nursery. The communication between plants that you could not hear but could see. It coloured the room with a dull blue light and lingered in your mind as a beautiful and comforting scene.

Nai would never tell you he did this. And as your child grew and eventually forgot these kindred moments, he would never tell them either. But the message he was trying to convey would always ring true: he would always protect his family.

#Knives headcanons #Millions Knives #Knives x Reader #Knives x You #Knives x Y/N #I got into Trigun knowing I'd be simping for one plant #I didn't sign up for both #Someone PLEASE take one from me #Cause otherwise I will just rant about both of them endlessly and I can't live like this man-#I CAN'T BE SITTING HERE AT THREE IN THE MORNING WRITING STUPID KNIVES FLUFF #But on the other hand y'all liked the glowstick boyfriend? Have two

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mackjlee9 · 10 months

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JEUDBSBAKJD

I FUCKING LOVE PINTEREST!!!

THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THIS MAN!!!

#.~ranting away~.#leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #(leon simping for leon lol)

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gamegirlx · 10 months

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INTENSE MONKIE KID ROT VROOM VROOOOOM✨

ya'll i did this for my weekly journalling bcus i had to

LIKE THIS DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANY SPECIFIC THEME ITS JUST ME SCREAMING MONKIE KID JUST MONKIE KID i gave up all other interests for monkie kid (aka lupin iii and rottmnt as seen on bottom right) FREENOODLES LIVES RENT FREE IN MY MIND MAYOR IS BEST BOY THE EVER I MADE A SCHOOL ESSAY ABOUT HIM NO JOKE i rest my case