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Me misspelling Aziraphale as Aziraphael once: acceptable. Lots of angels have -ael names. Totally understandable.
My phone storing that one misspelling: this is my new favorite autocorrect. forever and ever. Amen.
#just reread my now quazi-popular text post and like#every one#every SINGLE Aziraphale on there#is spelled Aziraphael#more like AziraFAIL am i riGHT LADS#haha#shoot me#shut up christi#mildly irrelevant things#but OOh im big frusty
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I'm crying. She is making me cry. She doesn't exist but like....how? Because we're married and I know her.
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larissa weems portrait I MISS U MY WIFE COME BACK TO ME
#gwendoline#gwendoline christie#larissa weems#larissa#principal weems#weems#wednesday#portrait#art#artists on tumblr#realistic#realism#procreate#fanart#wednesday addams#larissa weems is alive shut up#i miss larissa weems
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anyone here read agatha christie and wants to let me know what they thought about ‚a haunting in venice‘ (or any of the other kenneth branagh christie adaptions)
#because like#i don’t really like them#but I feel like I’m on a lonely island with this opinion LOL#especially when it comes to haunting in Venice#but maybe I just feel like this because..#.. I literally know no one who reads christie#and I feel like the movies can be quiet entertaining when you did not read christie#i just hate branaghs version of poirot tbh ahsjd#i feel like he had a deep misunderstanding of the character#same with ariadne oliver in a haunting in Venice#which is a shame because she is such a fun character#but then I mostly see positive opinions about the movie#and then I ask myself if I’m being nitpicky ahsjd#especially because complaining about bad christie adaptions is one of my favorite things LOL#i watched all the new bbc christie adaptions#which should tell you how much I like to suffer ahsjd#shut up sabrina#Agatha christie
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EVEN AT MY WORST? EVEN AT YOUR WORST. death on the nile (2022) dir. kenneth branagh. anne sexton, a self-portrait in letters. rush (2013) dir. ron howard.
#well my brain couldn’t shut up about this#oh to be loved like this. even scarred.#web weaving#death on the nile#rush#poetry#words#cinema parallels#films#agatha christie#niki lauda#*other#userkat
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"My darling."
#burn gorman#jacko argyle#ordeal by innocence#agatha christie's marple#quality is kind of grainy sorry#my gifs#man i need a tag for burn now fuck#HIS FACE I AM IN PAIN#burn this is all your fault; i am suing you for emotional damages#shut up ace#he was such an asshole but those damned eyes make me forgive every atrocity
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i feel like we are in the middle of a huge cultural conversation surrounding the reality of child exploitation in the entertainment industry.. so it’s funny,,,, when taylor swift describes very clear child exploitation that she very much did experience in one of her songs everyone is taking it super literally… and assuming that she’s referring to her family’s little christmas tree farm as an asylum and we’re laughing and calling her silly
#606.txt#also i know it’s hard to acknowledge that she is a victim when her victim complex is a valid criticism of her#and her public persona#and like i get it we don’t have to have empathy for a billionaire#but we could also stand to be a little less fucking dense lmao#also insane how people who hate her will willfully misinterpret her lyrics while people that love her (derogatory) also#seem to miss the point#like who is she writing for anymore my gd#me and my four lesbian friends that listen to her music and seem to understand it??#this album cycle has been one of the worst ever in my life#and i have been a fan since debut#also something to be said about how christy carlson romano is 100% so right that#the quiet on set (and co) style of reporting on these issues is just trauma tourism#no one actually gives a shit or is thinking about these celebrities stories in a nuanced way#taylor has written some of the most heartbreaking songs in the past few years explicitly about exploitation in her career and personal life#and those songs are never discussed outside the lens of ‘omg who do u think this about??’#it’s yucky!#anyway i’ll shut up i’ve got to get normal
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I think it's funny how all these recent interviews about Bo-Katan are making her age an even bigger point of contention than it already was and so far Wookieepedia refuses to update her page, even they're like we ain't touching this shit with a 10 foot pole and I respect that.
#but no matter what they say i'll never buy the idea that she could've been a teenager or fresh out of her teens in tcw#we literally saw multiple teen characters in the same room as bo-katan in tcw#compare her to ahsoka or korkie or trace and TRY to convince me she's in the same range as them. you won't.#she's clearly a fully grown adult woman in that show#also we don't know satine's exact age but i think it's safe to assume she's the same age as obi-wan making her roughly 38 when she died#and like come on there's no way bo-katan is nearly 2 decades younger than her sister#if she was THAT young she would've been born AFTER their parents died#at MOST i see her being a decade younger than satine just to rationalize how well she's aged but no younger than that#i know filoni once mentioned a story he had in mind when they were both 6 implying they're the same age#but clearly they're throwing that out anyway and if they were the same age bo would be in her 60s in mando#so basically the three options are a) she's in her 40s like the actress is but this doesn't make sense with the timeline#b) she's in her 50s but looks like she's in her 40s#and c) she's in her 60s but looks like she's in her 40s#and of the three of those option b is the easiet for me to believe#i would only buy option c if she was played by christie brinkley#and it's not like character ages always line up with actor ages in sw i mean look at boba#shut up tristan
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if u grew up reading christian fiction ur hot
#what was that series about the girl and her bf thats like 20 books long#okay i just looked it up christy miller#bonus points if ur not religious at all now#shut up iris
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EVERYONE should watch why didn't they ask evans Now it is so good. edge of my seat material, a+
#it's so BRILLIANT no i won't shut up about this#do you like being fooled by the narrative? misled? because this will do it#why didn't they ask evans?#vaaya moodu#agatha christie
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Apparently I can't stop posting WIPs of this comic anytime I accomplish part of it I like, but it's been a long time since I've been this happy drawing consistently, so pls enjoy this random Barnaby from the thing I'm doing
#Tiger and Bunny#Tiger and Bunny 2#Barnaby Brooks Jr#im having fun again#i swear these are happy tears lmao#i miss drawing so much sjfjgkhk#Shut up Christi#WIPs Doodles and Sketches
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i Think that's tags done. i THINK. except these ooc ones
#ooc › christie ╲ i don't even have my own attention.#ooc › psa ╲ god ，it’s brutal out here.#ooc › inbox ╲ did you get my message?#ooc › promo ╲ shut up & take the stage!
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I haven’t watched Glass Onion nor Knives Out yet but just gearing about it here is reminding me of how much i love the detective genre
#it started with me watching monk with my mom when i was little#then eating up the agatha christie books when i had no friends in highschool#i just like genius silly little guys#it’s a shame i m too dumb to write stories like this#i can onlyenjoy them as a reader/watcher#shut it lun
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touchy!bestfriend!james laying his head in readers lap while they’re reading and asks r to read out loud to him and it’s just so fluffy and sweet with a bit of two idiots in love who don’t know they’re in love ? or if you wanna keep it purely platonic i love that too<3
You’re reading a ‘fall’ type of book when James gets home.
It’s a little aged down, and a twist on an Agatha Christie book slash her life, but it’s going so good that you can’t put it down.
“Whatya’ reading, angel?” James is opening a packet of fruit gummies as he flops into the seat beside you.
“My Aggie Morton book! I’m on chapter five and it’s already going super well,” you say excitedly, and James smiles.
“Yeah? Read me some?”
You shut the book halfway and look at him. James had just had a day full of classes and he looks a little worn out.
“Are you sure? Don’t you want to go sleep?” James shakes his head, his head falling to your lap. He twists and turns and arranges you so you’re laying with your legs open.
“Nope, want you to catch me up on Aggie,” his head lays on your stomach and his hands curl and weave through your thighs before he starts eating his fruit snacks.
“Okay Jamie, close your eyes okay?” James shuts them but continues eating, listening quietly as you begin to recount Aggie’s murder suspect pool that seems to be dwindling.
It doesn’t take long for one of your hands to fall to his hair, combing through his thick, inky tresses.
“Angel, you’re gonna make me fall asleep.” His voice is low and slurred and you smile.
“S’okay Jamie, if you fall asleep I’ll wait for you to finish it off.”
He’s snoring in no time, hands locked on your thighs, thumbs dragging across the skin even as he sleeps.
#jamespotter#james potter#james potter one shot#james potter fanfiction#james potter imagine#james potter fluff#james potter drabble#james potter fic#james potter x reader#james potter x black!reader#james potter x you#james potter x yn#james potter headcanon
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"It's time to say good-bye."
#burn gorman#jacko argyle#ordeal by innocence#agatha christie's marple#idk why no one talks about this one; he looks really good in this one and you get the full range of facial expressions#plus you get the charmer the sweetheart AND the villanous vibes like- what more could you want???#it's not his BEST role but it's def among one of my faves for him ^_^;#shut up ace#my gifs#man i need a tag for burn now fuck#another brown eyed boy ruining my life
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jealous sex with haikyuu boys?
He gets so possessive when it comes to you. He wants your mind, body, soul, everything. It’s almost confusing for him seeing you entertaining another guy. He has no other way to express these emotions so the best way to do it is fuck you until the anger is gone. His hand grips your hair pulling just enough so that your head is lifted staring at yourself in the mirror in front of you. His cock plunges into you mercilessly. One leg is lifted angling his cock to hit that spongy spot inside of you.
“You think he could fuck you like this?” his question comes out as a growl. “Think he could make this pussy cream like me?”
His hand comes down harshly on the fat of your ass. You let out a gasp squeezing your eyes shut.
“I asked you a question, you ignoring me?” he asks in disbelief.
“No I- I’m so sorry” you stutter.
With each thrust you feel your breath being taken away. Your eyes roll back as you indulge in the mix of pleasure and pain. You almost want to make him jealous more often. Your body feels weak. His thrust are relentless. You feel yourself growing close to your nth orgasm.
“Uh uh don’t even think about cumming” he says as if reading your mind.
He bends down, his grip tightens on your hair pulling you up to meet him halfway. He licks a strip from your neck to your ear groaning in the process.
“I want you to look in the mirror and watch yourself get fucked like a slut.”
You groan at the filth of his words and open your teary eyes to see him staring at you with a look filled with anger, lust and desire. The passion behind his thrust leave you trembling. Your eyes meet and you let out soft cries about how sorry you are.
“‘Ts too much” you whine
“You can take it” he moans. He sits up and grabs your arms pulling them behind you to allow himself to thrust harder and faster.
“Be a big girl and take this cock” he grunts.
You moans bounce off the walls battling the sounds of his balls slapping against your pussy. He looks so perfect in this moment. Sweat drips down his abs, his hair is messily flowing in every direction. His jaw hangs low forming an ‘o’ shape with his mouth as his watches where the two of you connect. His veins are showing as his muscles flex with each thrust. His eyes meet yours with a smirk.
“You watching?” he groans “ Wish you could see how big of a mess your making”
His hands move to separate your ass cheeks allowing him to sink his cock further into you.
“You feel it in your stomach baby?” he ask voice silky and smooth.
You nod your head drool pooling at the corners of your mouth.
“Promise” you moan at his cock sliding against your slick walls “Promise I won’t do it again”
You can barely form the words. Your gaze scans his body leading up to his face. He’s smirking at your words, proud at how he has you practically going dumb for his cock. He leans his head back and beings fucking into you roughly. Your body jolts forward pressing your face against the mirror.
“Don’t lie to me doll, your pussy is practically snitching on you” his words drip with sin. His voice almost sounds like a deep growl
“Sluts like you need to be taught a lesson.”
Matsukawa, Tsukishima, Kuroo, Iwaizumi, Osamu, Sakusa, Sukuna, Toji, Atsumu
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#matsukawa x reader#matsukawa smut#tsukishima smut#tsukishima x reader#kuroo x reader#kuroo smut#iwaizumi x reader#iwaizumi smut#osamu x reader#osamu smut#sakusa smut#sakusa x reader#sukuna x reader#sukuna x smut#toji x reader#toji smut#atsumu x reader#atsumu x smut
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