he dont even gotta see the results. yosgay
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I love this funny teeth man.
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I'm gonna say it and y'all will hear me: kirby isn't a violent "nothing but kill" person. kirby isn't a sweet innocent baby that won't hurt a soul.
kirby is someone who, if you mess around too much, WILL put you in your place via kicking your ass then become your best friend. you are now part of his squad after he humiliated you in that fight. that's how he rolls.
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made by my sister's boyfriend for me
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Happy unnecessary feelings day pals 💖💖💖
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Made this shortly after watching Puss in Boots
OBSERVE: a good boi
….. oh yeah! Now I remember! I made this because I looked up the name Ingo and it’s very old Germanic for wolf
I know so many people with that name, and now I have to suppress a grin every time one of them gets mentioned
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I headcanon that Vox copied Alastor’s hand and then Pentious copied Vox’s
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i would just like to say:
and i think that's beautiful
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hey, I wanted to write up a quick little psa. if you see this post on your dash:
please don't spread it around. there's a question in it that depicts a Native subject that's not supposed to be named, depicted, or spoken of, accompanied by imagery. the question itself portrays it as being on the same level as local legends and cryptids.
when this post came across my dash, I had no idea it would be there. after looking through the sea of comments and tags, I found exactly one other person mention it. I left my own comment, but because I don't wish to perpetuate the post and am worried anything I say might get buried, I wrote this out too.
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If I irradiated my balls would it be easier for me to get an oriechtomy paid for by insurance
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malleus is beautiful (also he purrs)
x gn!reader
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beautiful couldn’t even begin to describe how ethereal malleus always looked. he was otherworldly- from his ghostly pale skin to his enchanting green eyes. no one would ever compare.
and with the sunset elegantly draping its warm light across his features as he lies on your lap? it seems that the seven were trying to give you a heart attack, you’re slightly afraid that if you looked for even longer, you’d be struck. that would be a nice way to die; the last thing you see is a pretty dragon whose heart belongs to you.
but nothing happens and you continue petting your precious hornton as you were before. the comfortable silence continues and it looks like malleus has fallen asleep. you wonder what you ever did to deserve this- when you suddenly hear a deep rumbling.
you look around for the source before you quickly realise that it’s coming from malleus. he was… purring? do dragons purr?
but you’re immediately distracted by how cute he’s being. he’s comfortable enough to purr around you, and if grim has taught you anything, it’s that this is a major accomplishment. you have to physically restrain yourself from audibly cooing and rousing him from sleep, so you continue petting his hair, minding his horns. maybe you’ll be able to touch them someday.
for now, everything is perfect, as it should be for you and for malleus. if only people could see this side of him, but you selfishly want to keep this soft and cute side of your dragon to yourself.
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like to have kinky gay sex reblog to have kinky gay sex as well
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POV Aziraphale abandons the post as archangel to live the days as a duck
But he is not happy with the feeding.
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And thus our hero walks off into the sunset…
We’re getting way too little Edith. I know i’m the only one responsible for this. Shush!
I’m using Pfeiffer as the Subwas Bosses’ last name. It’s a reference to the 1944 german movie “Feuerzangenbowle”. If you understand german: WATCH IT! it’s far too quotable for its own good.
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Who CARES if The Idea of You is going to be a bit cringey??? It’s Anne fucking Hathaway and Nicholas Galitzine making out and having fun and it’s based on a book that was 1D fanfiction!!! It’s not supposed to be groundbreaking emotionally transcendent cinema!!! It’s a bit of FUN!!! Of course it’s gonna get a bit cringey!
BRING BACK ROMCOMS WITH AN ELEMENT OF CRINGE!!! IT’S WHAT WE NEED!!! LET PEOPLE HAVE FUN AGAIN! NOT EVERY FILM HAS TO BE A STATEMENT! LET THE PRETTY MAN FALL IN LOVE WITH THE LADY AND GET OVER YOURSELVES
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