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foxtamer113 · 2 years
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Yor, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Yor: Wait. I the fuck used this pan.
Loid: It was you the fuck.
Yor: It was I the fuck…
Franky: Who the fuck cooks rice in a pan?
Loid: She the fuck.
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doctordiscord123 · 1 month
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Sgdgsgds. I love anons idea XD
Wilford commenting on Dark's new "hairstyle" (aka Dark hiding his eyes) and Dark being noncommittal about it, and avoiding looking up at Wilford so he can't see his eyes, before power walking away to his office or teleporting himself into the Void for a while, hoping Wilford doesn't follow.
And Host announcing to Doc that he'll change his bandages himself this morning, no need to help him. He can handle it, didn't you have to do inventory today anyways? Better start early Dr. Iplier! He'll be with Darkiplier today! While pushing Doc out of their room lmao.
Exactly the vibe XD Wil sidles up to Dr. Iplier later like ‘they’re acting weird, right?’ And Dr. Iplier just nods like ‘oh most definitely’ and then they sleuth to try and figure it out XD
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hoteyelinerguy · 6 years
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it can’t possibly be healthy that I’ve been staring at my bedroom wall for five minutes while hyperventilating just because u changed ur URL. like wtf is wrong with me
shdgsgdhsjf i dont know what to say to this but??? how mood ig
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foxtamer113 · 1 year
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Anya: I'm not that stupid!
Loid: Anya, peanut, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Anya: UNCLE YURI TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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foxtamer113 · 2 years
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Loid: Don’t have kids.
Franky: What? Don’t you love your kid?
Loid: So much. But kids are a ton of work. If you are not totally, 100% sure you want them, you won’t survive.
Franky: Is it really that hard?
Loid: Yes. I never get any sleep. I’m always sick. I never get to watch anything I want on TV. But I can recite every movie of “Bondman” from memory.
Franky: I don’t wanna watch kids’ movies. I want to watch movies for adults. Adults and teens.
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