Locals gather around lava from a volcano eruption near the city of Reykjavik, Iceland (2021) Photo: Brian Emfinger
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Love the word numbskull. Like yes girl!!! Your fuckin skull is numb as hell!,!!, you can’t feel that thing we need to amputate!!!! Immediately!! Don’t worry it won’t hurt i promise!!!
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y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
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Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
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Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
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Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
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Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
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Hospital.
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Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
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Good one boss!
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Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
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(Shhh. Don't worry. Asking for a friend.)
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*sneaks into your lab with seam rippers to take apart your carefully reassembled abomination without you noticing before you can reanimate it*
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t4t mad scientist girlfriends running a free bottom surgery clinic out of an abandoned applebees
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pride flag in science colours
inspired by @science-bastard
(note: I've added the bars as their own images alongside trans, ace, and nb flags in this style in a reblog)
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i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss
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No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny
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Gay as hell to have a lab partner. What are you experimenting with? Your sexuality?
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