ellie & joel

This Twitter MLP human redesign drama is a mess, leave me the fuck out of it.

one day he will trip on his own dress and die

Last year I got my brother a pink neon dumplings sign for Christmas, and this year I got him a collection of very heavy glass Shapes.

I am slowly turning this man's kitchen into a cyberpunk dystopia

"You did a really good job" "I love this" "This made my day" get tf out of here with that meaningless sentimental bullshit. Your words of flattery mean nothing to me. Your job as my follower is to make me FAMOUS. If you aren't reblogging my posts, you might as well keep your mouth shut, because it's clear that you don't really care about making me FAMOUS.

i swear to god i hate twitter people

My personal rating of jobs I've seen Geralt have in modern AU fics:

Military: 3/10 - I get it in the sense that his work is his life and he's Seen Some Shit, but I just can't picture Geralt taking orders consistently enough.

MMA Fighter/Wrestler: 5/10 - It's got the violence! I could see it. I enjoyed the fistfighting quests in the game. Just not my favorite tho.

Bodyguard: 7/10 (10/10 if he's protecting Jaskier) - He is a big tough-looking boy! Likes to keep people safe. But I think he would get bored long-term.

Personal Trainer: 7/10 - A solid choice. We know he's qualified.

Regular Office Guy: 2/10 - Very funny to imagine but I don't think he'd actually make it past the interview.

Mechanic: 6/10 - I could kinda see it if you think of a car as like a modern horse.

Criminal/Gangster: 3/10 - Admittedly I haven't read one of these but I have trouble imagining it.

Lawyer: 8/10 - Saw this once or twice and honestly I'm here for it. Geralt is a huge nerd with a strong sense of justice.

Animal Control Guy: 9/10 - I picture this like that quest in W3 where Geralt had to save that goat except it's his entire job.

Trucker: 10/10 - God tier. Got the traveling, the isolation, the way the job gets in your bones. Perfection.

Anything With Horses: 10/10 - Yes! Geralt is absolutely a horse girl in every universe.

Still A Witcher Somehow: 10/10 - Love these fics with my whole heart. Geralt probably living in his car, wandering the city with a sword and protecting people (like Jaskier) from monsters nobody knows about/believes in? Fuck yeah.

Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

Pomni do you know what a horse is?

J: Pomni, say your line.

R: Pomni, no, don't say it. Bad.

P: WWWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOR-

Thinking about Rory Williams. What a character.

The completely ordinary man who doesn't become extraordinary, but is already extraordinary.

The coma nurse who can watch over patients becomes a guardian who watches over the love of his life for two-thousand years.

A man being faithful to one woman makes him one of the greatest heroes in history.

Being good, kind, honorable and faithful is a higher kind of virtue than the Doctor's flashy cleverness.

He didn't need to become a hero. He was a hero and got to prove it when put in extraordinary circumstances.

Just a fantastic character.

"Do you think we're friends in every universe?"

"Probably."

*as a tomboy/butch/gnc/intersex woman*: youre not a real woman

"ok youre right im not a woman im trans now": you'll always be a woman

- c.s. lewis, 1954

If you don’t mind my asking, how did you get the Malleus nenderoid? I’ve been considering getting myself one as a Christmas present that definitely won’t arrive until after Christmas, but I don’t typically order things that aren’t sold in my country, and I don’t know where to look. I’m pretty sure? You’ve mentioned also not being in Japan? So I figured I’d try asking

I did get your other message about seeing that he's no longer available -- I think all the Twst nendoroids were preorder only :( -- but figured I'd answer anyway just for reference!

I ordered directly off the Aniplex+ website since they allow international credit cards; for the address I went through Blackship, which is a package-forwarding service (you have things shipped to them and they'll reship it to you). the shipping costs can get a bit expensive depending on item size/weight, but honestly that would be true no matter what, and it ends up being a lot cheaper than going through a proxy-shopper or reseller. (WhiteRabbit/JapanRabbit is the same company's proxy-shop service -- I haven't used that side of them personally, but I see good reviews for them.)

the nendoroids in particular have about a 1-2 month preorder period, and then I think they basically make them depending on how many orders they get, and finally release them about 6 months later. so getting in on the preorder window is, annoyingly, kind of the only way to guarantee getting a semi-reasonable price. (they would announce the preorders on the twst_jp twitter, which is where I saw them; not sure about anywhere else.) it is possible they might re-release them at some point, given they were sort of unexpectedly popular -- I think they weren't originally going to do them for all the characters, just the dorm leaders -- and if we are very very lucky they might even be globally available instead of Japan-only? but that might take more luck than is humanly possible. 💀 I am once again begging Twst to release international merch so I can spend too much money on tiny figures and not just shipping

pov your name is pathoslair

for @lunarcrown and @aquaquadrant ‘s Hels To Pay AU!!

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i love my little pony friendship is magic truky the gayest show ever i used to have thr BIGGEST crush of fluttersjy in that vampore epsiode likr i actually watched the samr episode 10 tomes in a row because i was so in love like id watch ir and not talk throufhout because god .. fuck ... fuckcing hell ... didnt eben knlw 2hat i was feeling but i knew tjat i wanted to see her and now i could badically play that whole episode in my head just by mmelry with how many times i watched it because jesus .. fucking ..fuck .. god ..

best ship is raritu x fluttershy so you grt fanart for them

thinking about when people were arguing that c!dream faked his memory issues bc he told techno that he was writing things down for memory reasons when he was writing about steve in the book bc Obviously He Was Doing That To Keep Track Of Techno's Attachments To Use Against Him!!!! Why Else Wouldn't He Write Anything Else!! and rolling my eyes again