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herladyshipssoapp · 2 years
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anyways.... in Safiya Nygaard we trust
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speedystarshine · 2 years
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hieeeeeeee! this is 💋 anon! and HMSSNENWKWK OMG I SAW UR HEADCANONS AND THEYRE SO GOOD RJSKWMB/gen/pos
I know this may seem a bit out there for a request,,,, but do you mind doing Yandere harems? if so, can you do a yandere season three ETN harem with a male s/o? I find it kinda funny where a s/o just has a bunch of simps after him lolol
feel free to delete if it makes you feel uncomfortable, and I hope you have a great day :)/gen
of course I don't mind, thank you for the request 💋 anon! I did mainly hc's since I'm not too confident in writing fic style, I hope that was okay! efeugyds polycules my beloved-
(Taglist: @112-writes @shuble @orangussy I hope I did that right!)
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Characters: Joey Graceffa, Matthew Patrick, Nikita Dragun, Manny Mua, Rosanna Pansino, Safiya Nygaard, Colleen Ballinger, Teala Dunn, Roi Fabito, and JC Caylen. (Damn y/n got bitches-)
-I think most of them would fall for you because you actually care about their well-being and stuff like that, and actually help out on challenges
-It would be kind of like a domino effect, each of them falling deeper the more you interact
-Eventually though, at some point, one of them is going to notice one or more of the others staring at you, or actively seeking you out/trying to spend time with you
-They'd be super pissed, but then all it takes is someone to make a flirty comment towards are about you and everyone's just like "You like them too?!" And then slowly look around because everyone said that 😭
-They'd talk about it, and agree to share (although some people in the group are most likely planning to off others sooner or later)
-After that, it's just a mad scramble for your attention
-Joey would be trying to charm his way into your good books, planting little seeds of doubt into your head about some of the others
-Mat would be way more possessive, keeping at a distance yet most of the time but all of a sudden acting all buddy-buddy with you, way more so than usual. Very good at phrasing things in a way that make everyone else seem suspicious.
-Nikita would be sly, trying to fluster you with compliments or small little actions that seem to infuriate some of the others. She would also be really good at manipulation, making you spend more time with her
-Manny would be on a similar roll to Nikita, although with Nikita it was small gestures, he'd be way more handsy (e.g grabbing your hand, waist, hugging you, or a little peck on the cheek)
-Rosanna would be a bit more natural, making it seem like friendly little actions and dragging you off to look at something cool she found with you.
-Safiya would try to talk to you more, letting herself be vulnerable about her concerns in order to relate to reader more. After all, don't people who understand each other have deeper bonds?
-Colleen would try and keep things mainly neutral, just acting like herself as much as possible although you do once or twice catch her eyeing you
-Teala wouldn't even care, going for it with such confidence that readers just like "oh I guess this is fine then". She would also be good at manipulating you.
-Roi would just be his goofy lil self tbh. He doesn't really see why the others are suddenly acting weird, although he does understand where they're coming from. He does put up a bit of a mask, although most of it is genuine.
-JC would be quieter and more reserved. He most likely has a very big hand in whoever gets voted for a challenge, and making sure that person loses.
-Most of them think along the lines of fluster y/n = they love us or be nice to them = they're nice back = they love us.
-Reader would definitely notice something's up, wanting to know if they did anything wrong. Why is everyone acting so...weird, all of a sudden?
-They probably wouldn't realize the extent of it until it was too late.
-Absolute tug of war pretty much. They tried to share, but due to so many different personalities and different aspects of obsession it would absolutely go to shit about only a while in.
-is absolute hell for reader. Although it is for the others, too. They know you can exactly escape them here, but what happens when you guys get out?
-Everybody hopes that they'll get out, but as is the pattern only three (including Joey) get out. So... Will they share? Who knows?
-That's assuming Reader even survives, anyways.
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Hope you liked them, 💋 anon! Sorry they took so long to do!
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forabeatofadrum · 9 months
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For the ask game: 2 11 and 22
2. Where do you get your fic ideas?
From everywhere, to be honest. Some things are lifted from my own life, like the River fic (lmao), or I see fun stuff online and I think to myself "Huh, what a fun idea", like with the Bakery fic I got that from a random documentary on TV about rich people in Dubai. Like, I am already thinking about a chocolate maker AU after I watched Safiya Nygaard's new video on "running" a chocolate factory. So yeah, I just look around the world and go "Let's fic this."
I mean, guys, I wrote a Glee fic about an author's acknowledgment in an academic paper.
And sometimes, admittedly, I just want to bend established tropes because I don't always like them. That's what I did with Myosotis, because I read some really good amnesia fics, so no shade to amnesia fics, but I just kept thinking "Yeah, but..... what if this didn't go this way?". I hope to one day fuck around with the soulmate trope for this reason, but I have no idea yet.
11. Do you write scenes in order, or do you jump around?
I prefer to write in order, so that I can keep track of it more easily, but it is not a fast rule and I tend to write what I have inspiration for. So if it happens that I know what to write for chapter, idk, 10, and I am "still" on 5, I will write 10.
22. Do you title your fics before, during, or after the writing process? How do you come up with titles?
Most of the time, it goes like this: "Oh boy, I am so glad I have finally finished this fic. I worked very hard on it and I want to share it. I hope people like it to. Let's go to AO3. Ah yes, what do I need? .... A TITLE?"
So yeah, most of the time, titles come to be after the writing. The exceptions are multichapter challenge fics. I have published them as, for example, "Klaine Advent 2017" and then I ask readers for title suggestions. Some of the titles that I cannot claim credit for are It's about time, I'd cry a river just for you, Ljubim te, aap noot mies, Time After Time, all of Paradiso, A Grimm Christmas and The Naked Truth.
But uhhh titles I can claim credit for, and that I am proud of, are Center Ice (named because it is a time travel fic on a hockey rink), All the pretty things that we could be (Little Numbers trash no. 1 and hey, it fits the vibe of different universes), the Myosotis series (named after the Forget-Me-Not flower cause amnesia), Mendacious (I Googled a synonym for lying, cause it's about catfishing), Barking Up The Wrong Bakery (sounded funny for a dog bakery) and There's nothing ironic about show choir (because Simon and Baz are as dramatic about Glee as Rachel Berry).
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sarenhale · 2 years
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Tell me your ffxiv house snagging secrets? 🥺 life has been really shitty lately so I’ve been trying to get a house but have been having zero luck. I tried following advice I found online but I guess I’m doing it wrong. Love your blog, and love Aydee, precious little meow meow
Gonna put this under read more since it's a bit long.
Ok so I have no idea how experienced you are in ffxiv housing hunting, but first of all, you should totally be in these discords that give great and lenghty advice on how to camp plots without losing your mind/wasting your time: Sadu's (if you play on NA) Alisaie's (if you play on EU like me)
My tips are:
Only and always camp in prime time (prime time is the time window between 10 hours / 14 hours AFTER a plot goes up as available to grab. You can check when a plot came up in these two discords (depending on the world/DC you're on) as people regularly go check available plots and tell everyone when they became available. Then you make your own math and count to time the plot became available -> around 10h past to 14h, it's prime time, so time to camp that plot and smash that 'buy plot' button on the placard babey. ( Basically people have done statistics on the time plots unlock and people manage to snag 'em, and the statistics point to the 10 / 14 hours as the prime time of plots unlocking. (People way more intelligent and math savvy than me have done the maths on this, and I can personally say It Works. The numbers don't lie!!!) )
When you're camping, decide how long you're gonna stay and use your time to do this thing- set limits, and don't overdo it. If you're tired, just rest. A house isn't worth losing your mind and hands over. But if you're up for it, smash that button- in the end, the plot has more probability to go to the one that is costantly clicking. It's true it's random and luck- but costantly pressing the button is what makes the difference. When I got my personal plot, I was competing against other 5 people, but only one other person was clicking at that time (since I was observing everyone and watching if they were actively clicking), so that made my win much more probable
Use the numpad or a controller. Don't use your mouse, you're gonna get tired real quick, and your fingers are gonna start hurting after a couple of minutes. Use a controller instead, or the numpad on your keyboard. Much easier on your fingers and quicker too (both disc servers I linked have more detailed information on how to use your numpad and set up your controller)
Put on the 'busy' status, as some people are out for blood and will try to trade you costantly to prevent you clicking (and generally this way you avoid any harrassing tells you could get... unfortunately some people get real nasty over this shit)
Unfortunately there are a lot of people using third party clickers spammers programms. This is unavoidable. But if you see someone using one (a way of telling is if they're never moving, emoting, saying anything, and most of all, stay spam clicking for minutes/hours even after someone has got the plot or they themselves got it!), report it via the squenix support tab, on the squenix site or in game. (support-> contact us in game, report for cheating, third party softwares)
Put on a movie, podcast or call a friend on discord or something. Chances are you're gonna do this a lot and spend some time clicking and spamming, and god knows you will need the distraction. I personally put Safiya Nygaard's video on youtube because she makes me happy LOL
Your health comes first!! if you see you're getting in a bad mental place, your back/hands hurt too much, STOP. A virtual plot of land isn't worth screwing your health over
Related to the previous tip... take breaks!! While I was house hunting, I wasn't doing it every single day, that would've sucked so much and reduced me to the husk of a human being. I took some well deserved breaks, week long breaks, and then came back with more energy and determination when I was feeling less frustrated by the clicking and losing.
And finally... my experience isn't universal, I'm on a EU data center which is waaay less competitive than NA housing (and my world is also one of the less populated on my DC!) , so if you're on NA or a more populated world/DC, chances are your experience is going to be way different than mine. It sucks to hear, but it is easier to get a plot in less populated DCS and worlds, which is my case. I don't even wanna think about how getting an house on NA DCS is like. BUT! It isn't impossible! A lot of people get their plots daily on NA servers too, so if you really wanna do this, keep your chin up and keep trying, with regards to your health, of course. And then... GOOD LUCK!! I cast good luck on ya!!
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notstilinski · 3 years
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Some Shit I Heard While Watching YouTube !
Some shit that I thought was funny while watching youtube. Most of these comes from Jacksepticeye, Markipler, Unus Annus, Gab Smolders, Game Grumps, Corpse Husband, The Try Guys, The Watcher or Safiya Nygaard! Some of these have already been edited. You can edit them however you see fit!
“You fucking virgins and your weapons.”
“Home is where the heart is and I bet there’s some hearts in the walls.”
“I’m gonna murder everybody.“
“Is this the mythical fuckboy?”
“Have you ever experienced a triple homicide in the Institute of Culinary Education?”
“It’s so refreshing to kill everything in my path.”
“The thing about Pizza Hut, whenever I eat it, I feel energized. As soon as I swallow it, I am decimated.“
“I’ve never thought of any decision that I’ve ever made.”
“There was some typical funeral shit-“
“(Name) is both one of the smartest and one of the dumbest people that I know.“
“WHAT? WHY AM I GONNA MAKE THEM MAD?”
“I got to hell faster than anyone expected.”
“When I saw the child that was my partner, I had an audible gasp.“
“Am I gonna take that? Or am I gonna look behind me, and there’s a caged face man?”
“No one listens to me. I am… Practically a genius.“
“My defense is that (name) deserved to be shot out of the airplane like trash as well.”
“J’ACCUSE! Who did that?“
“I’m a dead man. I’m a dead man that walks around.”
“Enjoying some time at home! Where… My nightmares will consume my dreams.“
“You start to become numb to the things that you think you see out of the corner of your eye. You swear that there are things lurking right behind you, looking at you, watching you. And you forget that you’re supposed to not look at them. You’re supposed to not acknowledge them. The monsters at the corners of your eyes. They’re very real.”
“It’s like sinning. Except it’s not against the Lord Jesus and God above.” 
“All my friends are dead and I’ve gained fifty dollars.”
“A BOP!”
“That’s a good point. There’s always still time for things to go wrong.”
“Every day you live is the worst day of your life with me.”
“Well that’s terrifying, (name)!”
“Oh my god. You. Even when you’re completely quiet, you’re the most annoying.”
“It’s embarrassing to murder.”
“I try to feed her and she runs away. I try to take her for a walk and she runs!“
“That baby is not a baby! It’s a jelly bean with a face!”
“Yes. I eat the same thing every day don’t make fun of me.”
“Do you think a fall from this height would kill me?”
“May you deem me, father… May you deem me worthy daddy.”
“This is up my alley. I’m in an alley and this is up my alley.”
“I’m eating the trash that I am.”
“These are not daddy’s favorite.”
“I’m a breast boy and a thigh guy.”
“Is (name) better than a global corporation?”
“When you’re about to leave this realm, laws don’t apply to you. They can’t arrest you if you’re dead.”
“You’re effectively committing insurance fraud!”
“I’m white so salt and pepper are all I know for spices.”
“This is Karen’s night out!”
“We sleep when we’re dead.”
“Now I grew up in Ireland, there’s demonic energy everywhere. I can sense these things.”
“I blame capitalism and the government!" 
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itsjuliak5 · 3 years
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✨💖 More Comfort Videos 💖✨
( Aka videos I watch when I need a serotonin boost or just to laugh! Here’s the first part )
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1) 100+ Coats of Nail Polish | #POLISHMOUNTAIN by Simply Nailogical
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2) I Tried Acrylic Pour Art For The First Time by Safiya Nygaard
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3) Paranormal Activity (Dead Meat Podcast #64) by Dead Meat ~ The whole series they did on Paranormal Activity is great and it’s not scary at all, I promise. All of James and Chelsea’s podcasts are really well put together and nice to listen to while you’re doing other tasks.
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4) THAT’S CRINGE: Vape Hotbox by Cody Ko and Noel Miller ~ All “That’s Cringes’ are amazing.
[The video is age restricted so I took it off, but you can still look it up on YouTube!]
5) Mad Lib Madness by Joe Santagato and Keith Santagato ~ This series along with their “What’d Ya Say” series are some of the funniest videos you will ever watch.
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There are more videos below, but you’re not allowed to have more than 5 videos and I didn’t want to ruin the aesthetic🤣
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6) DO NOT WATCH IF YOU THINK MAKING FUN OF *13 REASONS WHY* IS WRONG by Pretty Much It ~ All potentially triggering content is censored and the guys are respectful of the subjects mentioned. They just make fun of the ridiculousness that is that show. (Go Tigers!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLZsKWQEomk&t=479s 
7) Melting Every Lipstick From Sephora Together by Safiya Nygaard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhllRWReNEE&t=21s 
8) We Watched A Barbie Movie by Aaron and Jo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgIYPkScr6o 
9) Mixing All My Tea Together *warning some tea was spilled* by Simply Not Logical (Simply Nailogical)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0D0s9eIKuw&t=81s 
10) Opening an Advent Calendar for Men by Maddison Bush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQUQf6HvUJU 
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There’s a lot of repeat creators on here, because their content is just really nice to watch like Simply Nailogical and Safiya Nygaard. Pretty Much It along with Cody Ko and Noel Miller also post hilarious content all the time. These videos are also just my personal taste and some people may not like all the creators or videos on here and that is totally okay!
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severeobjectfun · 6 years
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Everything wrong with Buzzfeed in one simple post
@buzzfeed @buzzfeedtasty @buzzfeedlgbt @buzzfeedau @buzzfeedbooks @buzzfeednews
1. Plagiarism 
Lets start off with what Buzzfeed as become known for over the years and that is the fact that they steal a good portion of their content from other people.
They’ve been accused of stealing video ideas from other youtubers:
Safiya Nygaard (Who worked for them in the past) 
They’ve stolen ideas from her on multiple occasions. 
Jaclyn Glenn 
Stole video ideas from her on two separate occasions and when she called them out on it they said they had no idea who she was despite the fact that they followed her on twitter. 
Penguinz0
and more
They have also been known to not credit the photos they use for their articles and quizzes on their website. They often credit the website they got it from (Tumblr, Twitter, Etc.) instead of the person themselves. When called out on it they began deleting the photos instead of crediting the original owners or apologizing for stealing in the first place. (X) (X)
Buzzfeed always denies the allegations despite the overwhelming amount of evidence against them. 
2. Terrible Articles 
If you ever go on to the Buzzfeed News website (Which I don’t recommend) you will be bombarded by their terrible articles. 
You have their usual articles bashing white people and men:
37 Things White People Need To Stop Ruining In 2018                            (First of all, America) 
18 Funny Tweets About Men Being Trash That
26 Facts About Straight People That Are Completely And Totally True  (This post is for you, heteros!)
They also have published some pretty controversial articles as well.
For example they published an article talking about how Harvey Weinstein’s victims weren’t diverse enough. They talked about how he only sexually assaulted white women because of racism and the belief that non white women are pretty enough to be sexually assaulted. Instead of apologizing for the article they just wrote an update about how Lupita Nyong’o has come forward as a victim instead of apologizing for turning something that was about women being assaulted into a race issue. (X) (X)
There was also another article I remember being on the buzzfeed website which was about how Movember or No shave Novembers, which is a month dedicated to men’s health, was somehow sexist. I can’t seem to find the article any where on their website, so its possible they deleted it. 
3. Terrible quizzes
Just some example of terrible Buzzfeed quizzes:
How stereotypically white are you?
How gay are you?
Can you spot the fuck boy?
Which disney fuck boy have you date?
How sexist are you?
They also have their “How privileged are you?” quizzes. Which have kinda back fired on them since there are Cis Straight White Males who have scored low on these quizzes (Which makes them not privileged) and Non-white and gay people who have scored high. 
4. The reason so many of their employees have quit 
Just go onto youtube and type in “Why I left Buzzfeed” and you’ll countless video from ex employees. Most do talk about how much they enjoyed working for Buzzfeed, but their is also a common trend I noticed in most of these videos. 
The company wants quantity over quality.
Making the workers push out dozens of articles, videos, and quizzes a day often causing the people working on them to feel burned out and that their work is meaningless.
They have no ownership over the content they make while with buzzfeed 
Any web series or videos created while working with Buzzfeed belongs to Buzzfeed. If you no longer work for them you can not continue to create the same web series that you worked on before.
They weren’t allowed to do anything outside of Buzzfeed.
If an employee participated in a project or video outside of Buzzfeed they could/would be fired since it goes against their contract.
  Why I left Buzzfeed videos: (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
5. Terrible videos
Lets play a quick game. Guess which one is not a real Buzzfeed video:
BFFs see each other naked for the first time
We painted with our period blood
Man sees his GF’s period blood for the first time
Women try man spreading for a week
Guys try on ladies underwear for the first time
Answer: They’re all real
Most of Buzzfeed’s videos consist of them jumping on the band wagon of whatever the latest trends are or making stupid/simple videos that they know will get them views. They aren’t trying for good quality content they just want whatever will give the most views/money. Despite how repetitive and idiotic most of their videos they do receive more than a million views on every video across their multiple channels. 
Buzzfeed as become known for their more controversial videos as well. For example they have the serious “__ questions ____ people have for ____ people” where one group of people ask questions, usually stereotypical and down right stupid, to another group of people.
For example:
24 questions black people have for white people
36 questions women have for men
26 questions Asians have for white people
27 questions black people have for black people
33 questions white people have for white people
Most of these videos of an overwhelming amount of more dislikes to likes. 
They also have a series of videos where they ask people to respond to their word white. They use terms like arrogance, controlling, not understanding, closed minded. Then they asked them to describe the word black. They used terms like empowered, beautiful, resiliency, and innovative. Really shows just how bias Buzzfeed is. 
6. Hypocrisy
Buzzfeed is one of those companies that is so “woke” they can’t see their own hypocrisy. If they didn’t have double standards its likely they would have no standards at all. 
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7. No Journalist Integrity
In 2017 Buzzfeed News release an article that alleged they have proof that Donald Trump has ties to Russia. They claim they receive unverified synopsis about Trump’s ties to Russia. 
The synopsis claimed that Trump:
Hired prostitutes while staying in Russia
Participated in Sex parties while there
Had prostitues to pee on a bed that Obama had once slept on while he watched
He paid everyone off so no one would expose him
Other News sources such as The NewYork Times and The Washington Post refused to publish the Trump-Russia dossier because it was all anonymous and there was no way to prove it was real. When asked about why buzzfeed released the dossier while other News outlets refused to the Editor-in-Cheif, Ben Smith, said  they wanted the American people to decided whether it was true or not. 
8. Racist hiring practices
Senior Buzzfeed write, Scaachi Koul, came under fire after she said she wouldn’t take article from white or male writers. When asked about their racist hiring practice the Editor-in-Cheif claimed they were just trying to get a diverse work force. It is possible that Koul broke Canadian law which states that you can’t discriminate against hiring people because they are a certain race or gender. (X) (X) (X)
In Conclusion
There are probably a lot more reason why Buzzfeed is a terrible company, so feel free to add onto the list. At the end of the day Buzzfeed will still make terrible content and will earn millions of dollars for doing so. In my opinion no one should support such a toxic company. 
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catsaar · 5 years
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GET TO KNOW ME
TAGGED BY @magnasimblr (thank you! I think haha)
Traits: Cat Lover, Creative, Non-Committal 
1. What is your full name? Sara 2. What is your nickname? Don’t really have a nickname, well people tend to use my last name for that but not going to spill that here 3. Birthday? June 21 4. What is your favorite book series? Game of Thrones 5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? Aliens yes, ghosts nah. 6. Who is your favorite author? Jack Kerouac 7. What is your favorite radio station? Radio? Radio? What? Gimme Spotify 8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? Salty things 9. What word would you use often to describe something great or wonderful? Cool 10. What is your current favorite song? Sometimes I have no music periods for a short while, currently going through one of them 11. What is your favorite word? Bishdafaken, courtesy of @lordkiribatisims and yaaassss 12. What was the last song you listened to? 6Lack - Switch 13. What TV show would you recommend for everybody to watch? Bojack Horseman, Fargo, How to make a murderer, Love, Idunno I watch a lot of different things 14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 15. Do you play video games? yaaaassss 16. What is your biggest fear? my place being burned down with my cats in it 17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? I’m an empath 18. What is your worst quality, in your opinion? I can be lazy 19. Do you like cats or dogs better? obvi cats, but I like doggos too 20. What is your favorite season? Summer 21. Are you in a relationship? to quote @magnasimblr​ *runs away* 22. What is something you miss from your childhood? having no responsibilities  23. Who is your best friend? Matthias 24. What is your eye color? Blue/grey 25. What is your hair color? Pink 26. Who is someone you love? my cats Lowie, Lucky and Arya, my mom and stepdad and my best friends 27. Who is someone you trust? my mom, my best friends 28. Who is someone you think about often? my cats​​​, yeah I’m that crazy cat lady 29. Are you currently excited about/for something? not easily excitable anymore, I guess seeing the end of my depression 30. What is your biggest obsession? my cats I guess, seeing as they keep returning in my answers 31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? Buffy 32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to, if anyone? my bff Matthias 33. Are you superstitious? Nope 34. Do you have any unusual phobias? being in large crowds. 35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? def behind 36. What is your favorite hobby? my cats (duh), traveling, the sims 37. What was the last book you read? don’t remember, it’s been a while 38. What was the last movie you watched? I think that was Doctor Strange, it’s been a long time, been more into series 39. What musical instruments do you play, if any? unfortunately none 40. What is your favorite animal? do I still have to say? CATS 41. What are your top 5 favorite Tumblr blogs that you follow? so many, but I guess, @budgie2budgie @whiisker @a-kind-red @mellocakes @simmerberlin​ Don’t be offended if I didn’t name you you’re prolly in my top 10 42. What superpower do you wish you had? flying 43. When and where do you feel most at peace? at home, in my trusted couch  44. What makes you smile? my friends, my cats, reddit discord bs, the sims, animal gifs 45. What sports do you play, if any? none at the moment. 46. What is your favorite drink? Orange juice 47. When was the last time you wrote a hand-written letter or note to somebody? this summer 48. Are you afraid of heights? no I managed to overcome that 49. What is your biggest pet peeve? people smacking while eating 50. Have you ever been to a concert? oh boy have I 51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? vegetarian 52. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? I never figured it out 53. What fictional world would you like to live in? San Myshuno with Calum and Pandora 54. What is something you worry about? The future and climate change 55. Are you scared of the dark? Nope 56. Do you like to sing? yes but you don’t want me too 57. Have you ever skipped school? once 58. What is your favorite place on the planet? hmmmm hard one, San Francisco I think 59. Where would you like to live? where I live iz good 60. Do you have any pets? I think that’s pretty clear by now 61. Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? night owl fo sho 62. Do you like sunrises or sunsets better? sunsets 63. Do you know how to drive? even tho I have my license, I haven’t driven in 12 years so I don’t think I can anymore, also I hate it 64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? earbuds 65. Have you ever had braces? Yes 66. What is your favorite genre of music? I’ve gone through so many styles and I still like em all but atm feeling hiphop. 67. Who is your hero? Hunter S Thompson 68. Do you read comic books? not anymore 69. What makes you the most angry? inhumanity 70. Do you prefer to read on an electronic device or with a real book? real books for the win 71. What is your favorite subject in school? psychology 72. Do you have any siblings? I have an adopted sister. 73. What was the last thing you bought? food 74. How tall are you? 177 cm 75. Can you cook? Yesss 76. What are three things that you love? lol you gonna make me repeat it, my cats! And since I have 3 that will do for this answer 77. What are three things that you hate? ignorance, sexism, racism 78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? more male friends, one of the homies 79. What is your sexual orientation? straight, altho probs bordering to asexual  80. Where do you currently live? Belgium  81. Who was the last person you texted? my friend Chloé 82. When was the last time you cried? last Thursday 83. Who is your favorite YouTuber? Safiya Nygaard atm 84. Do you like to take selfies? no thanks 85. What is your favorite app? Spotify and Tumblr 86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? love my mom and stepdad, my bio dad is a big nope 87. What is your favorite foreign accent? a Frenchman speaking English 88. What is a place that you’ve never been to, but you want to visit? Australia  89. What is your favorite number? 4 90. Can you juggle? no 91. Are you religious? o no 92. Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? outer space! 93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? definitely but not atm due to my depression  94. Are you allergic to anything? only to a certain lip balm that sets my lips on fire 95. Can you curl your tongue? yes 96. Can you wiggle your ears? no 97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? if I’m wrong, I’m wrong 98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach?  beach 99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? believe in yourself 100. Are you a good liar? yes but only white lies 101. What is your Hogwarts House?  I’m going to offend someone but I never got into Harry Potter sorry 102. Do you talk to yourself? best convo ever. 103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? normally an extrovert, ENFJ 104. Do you keep a journal/diary? nah 105. Do you believe in second chances? yes, but strike three and you’re out 106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? I have before and left it at the front desk of the place I was at 107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? yes and no 108. Are you ticklish? no emotions 109. Have you ever been on a plane? yes, I lost count 110. Do you have any piercings? no, the ones in my ears grew close a long time ago 111. What fictional character do you wish was real? Bojack Horseman 112. Do you have any tattoos? yes, 4 113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? just go with the flow and do 114. Do you believe in karma? hmmm undecided 115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses, but only when I need to see far 116. Do you want children? o no no no 117. Who is the smartest person you know? Idunno, I think most of my friends are pretty smart 118. What is your most embarrassing memory? let’s not go there 119. Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? too many times 120. What color are most of you clothes? black 121. Do you like adventures? yes altho I have calmed down quite a bit 122. Have you ever been on TV? yeah 123. How old are you? 35 looking like 27 and never growing up 124. What is your favorite quote?  "the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”  - Jack Kerouac  125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? savory
I tag @artemisa02 @mangostefan @lovearound5am @simsontherope @toffeetip @lordkiribatisims (if you’ve already done this I’m sorry I’ve seen so many pass by I don’t remember) Also don’t feel like you have to cus it’s a lot.
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rohdutch · 6 years
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S.W.E.
Pairing: Elias Samson x reader
Word count: 800
Summary: Shopping With Elias; you're Elias' personal stylist which, in his eyes, just requires you to go shopping with him.
A/N: idk why but lately I've been finding myself watching a lot of like, fashion videos? Specifically Safiya Nygaard's fashion videos and with that brought an intense need to write, for whatever reason, and since i figured i haven't posted anything in a while, why not try to get back into the flow by writing about our resident fashionista, elias, and something fashion related? We all know how much i love elias and his fashion sense so
Also, writing this totally gave me the excuse to go look at a bunch of photos of elias as if idk what type of clothes he wears when we all know i do
Tag List: @sophiagriff @sixdegreesofsamson @calwitch @team-elias @logicstates12 @thirstiswet (wont let me tag you for some odd reason?)
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"What about this?"
You looked over the shirt being held up in front of your face, teasing the hem slightly with a brush of your hand as your nose scrunched up.
"No?"
You shook your head and Elias turned the shirt so he could look it over. "You sure?"
"You say this about everything I say no to," you said with a cross of your shoulders. "If you like it, get it. I'm just here to give you my opinion."
Actually, you were Elias' personal stylist. Your entire job was supposed to be about you picking out his clothes and styling him, but slowly over the course of you working for him it just turned into you going shopping with him and helping him decide on outfits before events. There wasn't really any styling to it. He did most of it himself.
"No, I'm gonna put it back."
You rolled your eyes as Elias walked back to the rack he had been skimming through to put the shirt back. The shirt wasn't bad at all actually, but it did seem too close to what some of his other shirts looked like, so it was a quick decision on your part.
"Oh!" Elias suddenly exclaimed, pulling another shirt from the rack. "This one!"
You looked over the shirt he held up and immediately thought of a few different things he could pair it with. Some new jeans maybe, a headband, and a sparkling scarf...
"And look! There's two!" Elias pulled a matching shirt from the rack and held the two shirts up together. "We can match!"
You snorted, trying to stiffle the laugh building up. "Why would we need to match?"
Elias shrugged. "Just for fun, I guess."
You shook your head, but walked over to take the larger of the two shirts into your hands. It was a soft fabric, similar to those that he already had, but the pattern was new. White with red roses. Simple and definitely something that fit the look Elias was always going for.
"Should I get it?"
"Yes," you handed the shirt back, "but I'm not getting a matching one."
"Why not? It'd be fun!"
You ignored his response and turned towards the pants racks. "Alright, let's find some pants to go with it. I definitely think something you don't have. Maybe a muted red?"
"Why can't I just wear, like, my black jeans?"
Your hand paused on its way to push through the pants racks. "Your black jeans? The house show ones?"
"Yeah?"
"No. Absolutely not." You turned to look at Elias, pointing a finger at his chest. "If you want to wear black jeans with this shirt you will buy new ones."
"What's wrong with my house jeans? They've lasted this long."
You shook your head as you turned back to the rack. Elias' house jeans had only survived so long because you were continuously sewing up different parts of them in order to keep everything together. "One day, I'm going to throw those jeans out and you will not get them back."
There was silence between the two of you for a moment, only the sound of fabric rustling and hangers clanking as you looked through the rack. Then Elias spoke up.
"What about my white jeans?"
Again, you paused. "With that shirt?"
"My white jeans and my red kimono would go good with it, I think." Elias looked to you. "What do you think?"
You looked at the shirt and squinted slightly, trying to picture the outfit in your mind. "I was thinking a sparkly scarf and a headband, too."
Elias snapped his fingers. "Yes! Perfect."
"You have a headband, right? Then all we need is a sparkly scarf that you don't already have."
Elias nodded. "Alright, let's go get it."
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When Elias wore the outfit on TV a few days later, it was a hit. People seemed to love it and loved the white and red aesthetic of it. It only made you that much happier, especially knowing that Elias enjoyed this particular outfit, too.
While Elias sat on his stool singing his songs on TV, you sat at home wearing the shirt you had discovered in your car after your shopping trip.
There wasn't a note or anything attached except the tags, but you didn't need anything to know who gave it to you.
It was a white shirt with a red rose pattern, the same one Elias had tried to convince you to buy so the two of you would match.
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chelsorz07 · 6 years
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i wonder how many of these i’ve done multiple times
2011/2018
So be honest, do you have a girl? as a matter of fact i do not. I mean, no? Unless girl kitties count. Then I have two.
If your best friend needed somewhere to stay could they live with you? if it were up to me, absolutely. She has two separate times and I wish she still did.
Your mom kicks you out, who do you call? i wouldn't really have anywhere to go. I haven’t lived with my mom since the last time I did this survey. 
Is confidence cute? to a certain extent. Yeah, till it crosses over into arrogance.
Are you a jealous person? no. well kind of. a little bit of jealousy shows you care but it gets to a point where it becomes controlling, and i've been on the receiving end of that so i'd never want to cross that line. You betcha.
Do you enjoy facebook? evidently. I don’t enjoy it but I can’t stop.
Have you ever been led on? sure. Most of my life.
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? highly doubtful. Maybe.
Will your next kiss be a mistake? couldn't tell ya. It will not.
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now? oh yeah. Several people. Sadly, this is where life has trapped me for the time being.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with an A? no. I still think no.
Is love really a beautiful thing? i wouldn't know. all it's done is hurt me. It has the potential to be.
Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now? probably not. I’d like to hope so.
Who should start the kiss, the girl or the guy? doesn't matter. Really does not matter.
Are you listening to music right now? nope. watching teen mom 2. I am watching the ID channel but it’s on mute because I was also just watching youtube videos.
Is there anyone you wish was still in your life? yeah. Not so much still in my life, just a bigger part of it.
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? who hasn't. A few times.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? not everyone. no way. Only people who’ve earned it.
Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now? i feel like there's always someone doing just that. Probably but what can you do.
Have you ever told someone you hated them and meant it? at the time yes. but i'm over it. the past is the past. I guess but mostly I’d have to care to hate someone.
Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on the ground?no. Hehehe...yes.
Last person you kissed calls you, what are they calling for? better be to apologize for being a dick and lying to me for the past six months. If he’s calling and not texting, then something is wrong.
Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you that you're beautiful? yeah. I get told I’m beautiful all the time. I only believe it maybe 60% of the time.
Have you ever walked around your house pretending you were on cribs, talking to yourself? haha i don't pretend i'm on cribs, but i do talk to myself. I’m always alone so I’m constantly talking to myself. Or the cats.
If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you yes. They could tell me all they wanted but it wouldn’t change the fact that I’m married.
Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life? many someones. I’d prefer it if everyone that’s in my life stayed there.
Are you generally a happy person? ehh. Nope.
Explain what triggered your last kiss? um...we wanted to? idk. Dave was leaving for work so he kissed me goodbye.
Have a best friend? i do. Two.
What color are your eyes? hazel. More green.
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms? yeah...i miss it. I have a hard time sleeping in any situation but yes.
When was the last time you threw up? this afternoon. Um...threw up in my mouth probably like a week and a half ago. Actually vomited, not sure. Sometime in the past three months.
Have you ever been to another country? canada. Canada doesn’t count.
Have you bought any new clothing items this week? yep. some penn state sweatpants for me and a shirt for randa. Not clothes. I’ve bought makeup, food, and the new Jason Manns cd.
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? greece. Still Greece. And Ireland.
Do you have a tan? not remotely. I haven’t had a tan since like Warped Tour 2013.
Are you someone's best friend? i am! I am two people’s best friend.
What are you doing tomorrow? working out, then just plain working. possibly blowing shit up afterwards. Tomorrow as in Saturday because I’m still up so to me it’s still Friday, I’m going to clean the house and continue to watch the ID channel. Actual tomorrow as in Sunday I’m gonna hang out with Faith and make her a gluten free version of my favorite meal. Probably get her addicted to Safiya Nygaard because they’re so similar it’s scary.
Is anyone jealous of you? there's nothing to be jealous of. Probably about some minor things.
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