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iaxsl · 2 months

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domestic cross guild, where mornings start off with a sleepy Buggy floating to the kitchen, eyes semi-closed. Mihawk at the kitchen island with two ready-made coffee mugs in front of him, silently sipping from his own while he passes one of the mugs to Buggy who wordlessly accepts and sits down across from him. Crocodile is soon trailing after him, also accepting the offered mug from Mihawk. no words are exchanged. Crocodile sets to making breakfast while Mihawk and Buggy move to sit at the table to give him more space. eyes still heavy with sleep, Buggy drapes himself on the table, trying to get a few more minutes of shut-eye. the sounds of Mihawk turning the pages of the newspaper and Crocodile humming as he cooks is a soothing lullaby to Buggy's ears by now. he has never had peaceful mornings like this before.

#i could write more but stopping here feels right #im not trying to write another 1k words just describing their breakfast. tho I could...#i just like the idea of quiet mornings with cross guild #everything is so hectic #but mornings #everything is peaceful. if only for a moment #not looking this over so excuse any grammar errors #i feel like crocodile takes charge of breakfast most mornings. mihawk helps on occasion #both of them are early risers so one of them is always in the kitchen before buggy gets there. coffee hot and ready waiting for him #buggy would probably wake up in the afternoon if left alone but he's been getting better at waking up for breakfast. he wouldn't miss it #i really love cross guild and i feel like buggy should get pampered a bit. he deserves it #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #crocodile #sir crocodile #cross guild #one piece #do these three have a ship name? or is it just cross guild?#happy valentine's!

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veevoosh · 8 months

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summer???

I HARDLY KNOW 'ER !!!!

( i cannot draw backgrounds or patterns so thank you so much for the funny free stock images on the internet ))

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synthshenanigans · 5 months

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My phone gallery sorts photos on its own based on what it thinks it is into groups [like maps, kitchen stuff, plants, toys etc.]

Its so far classified Jash as medical supplies as well as a plant

Like phone how tf is this a plant

#it also thinks darrell is a kitchen utensil #also it keeps calling art a map #like anything that's traditional art is 9 times outta 10 a map to it #my phone is very smart #rlly puts the smart in smartphone #chonny jash #moss post #i have to get art refs so it just grabs random stuff & is like “yea that's probably a tree or a flower or something”#sir that is a whole ass guy tf are you talking about

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chronicowboy · 1 year

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eddie looking at buck when buck's not looking back is one of my favourite genres

#sami rambles #that shot when the chief walks away in the kitchen...... EDDIE SIR GET A GRIP #911 spoilers #911 show #911 fox #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie

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moonilit · 7 months

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Aww the side story of the barbie (not date) but from Shouta’s POV, this is the cutest by @cyanoscarlet

Alliance in Pink - Side Stories, First art

#They are cute your honor #I might make some sketches for clive and dion and terrace but that will have to wait a little #Dani punched me in the guts my hands are shaky (in a good way) 😭#Clive seeing them holding hands: HE IS HOLDING HAND WITH A GIRL!! He didn’t tell me he is on holding hands terms??#Dion: calm down ifrit im sure he knows what he is doing #Clive head in hands and devastated : you don’t understand *cry*#Jill will call the next day and ask Joshua to please talk to clive because he have been laying on the kitchen floor since he got back #Clive with the horrific mortified ordeal of kids growing up #If he hold hands now what next??? Kiss on the head?? Sharing a seat?? *gasp* does he know what that means??#[clive sees Jote kiss at the bus station]#*clive pass out*#This fic is about dion getting first seat at clive’s crisis of grasping the reality his little brother is older than 10 #It doesn’t help both have the brain of a nugget #Terrance really saw clive and thought ‘he should be my husband’s friend’#joshua rosfield #dion lesage #sir terence #clive rosfield #jote #ffxvi #final fantasy xvi

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coconut530 · 26 days

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SISSY FIGHT

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #WHAT A FUN EPISODE #THE GIRLS TIDYING UP THE HIDEOUT THEY’RE SO SWEET #MORELLA IS FREAKING ADORABLE #THEN THE OTHERS ARE JUST WALLOWING IN NEGATIVITY #LENORE AND DUKE FIGHTING WHO KNEW IT COULD BE KINDA FUN #THEY INVADED THE KITCHEN OMG #PLUTO BEING THE PEACEKEEPER #INSULTING HIS MUSTACHE I CAAAAAAAANNNN’TTTTT!! “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS” 😂#PLUTO IS SO DONE #“Thank you for making sure I didn’t die” “No problem” “…” “SO I COULD KILL YOU MYSELF”#PLUTO THROWING BRITISH/SWEARS LEFT AND RIGHT MY BOI WAS POPPING OFF IT WAS SO FUN TO READ ALOUD #LITTLE GUY ORDERING HIS TALL FRIENDS AROUND #LENORE WALLOWING IN ANNOYANCE— OH HEY MR. RAVEN DIDN’T THINK I’D BE SEEING YOU TODAY #LENORE TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE’S GOING THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH OF LENORE DISAPPOINTMENT 😂#WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION SIR????? WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION LENORE?????#WHAT A THRILLING PENULTIMATE EPISODE ON THE WAY TO EPISODE ONE FREAKING HUNDRED WOWWWW AMAZING

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svtskneecaps · 3 months

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i had arin for two days and i'm deeply endeared. i miss him. i miss arin, tails.

#qsmp #qsmp arin #the single only good thing that could come from this if arin does not come back is if luzu (the character) returns #worst case scenario we never see cc!luzu again i will be DEVASTATED #i missed any luzu qsmp streams by like a week i think he canonically passed out RIGHT before i got into qsmp #so the only chance i've rly had since then was purg and that was a mess #i got so damn scared when i heard he was contemplating leaving frrrrr #even if he stands by that i'll be pleased we got these two days bc they really Got Me emotionally #but i'm so deeply intrigued on how the code can evolve now that luzu/arin reappeared and closed the thread that summoned the code to begin #(the codes were first after arin; now they have him; now what?)#and considering etoiles and arin were chatting prison day 1 #and the code and etoiles lore have become intertwined #i'd be curious how arin and the code evolve and if/how that affects etoiles lore #i have full trust in luzu in the kitchen i'd be very interested to see what he could cook up #please return sir 🙏 please #as q!luzu or arin idcccc just don't be gone forever ;-;#(know going forward that if i ever say 'i miss arin' i 100% also mean 'i miss cc!luzu on qsmp' that is always implied; constant subtext)#shut up vic #block game brainrot #listen i'm a big fan of new ingredients shaking up established patterns #etoiles shook up luzu's code lore and luzu returning shook up etoiles'#i'm attaching the beaters and mixing the shit out of this ok i'd like to see this in the blender is that too much to ask #man all these tags and i didn't actually talk abt the character as i see it in real detail?#but like eh without the character history i'm reluctant to rly expound on it just know i am deeply endeared #it gutted me when he got dragged off deadass but was also such a cool moment in terms of character reactions #very very cool thank you luzu thank you qsmp

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vita940124 · 3 months

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First time cooking

#I don’t know if I can say it #but PS was not good at cooking in the early days in my HC #A few times he almost blew up the kitchen #but luckily he gradually became more proficient in cooking later on #In fact if it's making cookies or cakes he might be better at it……#also sorry for the just lack of updates #I've noticed that I've become particularly lazy lately #It’s hard to even hold a pen in this weather (excuse #But I still have to draw bc I really haven’t updated for a long time #ttte #ttte humanized #ttte fanart #ttte sir handel #ttte peter sam #my art

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diabratz · 2 years

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asmo : he’s a ten but he can’t cook for shit n doesn’t know it so he keeps fucking cooking <3

sol : damn,,, like a six then honestly

#mc : 🤨👀 BAE WE R TALKING ABT U GET THE FAWK OUT THE KITCHEN #no bc if solomon ever came up to me talking abt some ‘try this i made it last night’#with all due respect imma decline #and take it as a threat bc why the fuck r u tryna take me out for the next three days sir #asmo saying he’s fine as fuck but can’t cook for shit was the funniest fucking thing to me honestly #perfect face n body just keep that ass out the KITCHEN on meeeeee #obey me x mc #obey me x reader #obey me asmodeus #obey me solomon #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon

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marshmallow-biscuit-blog · 19 days

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Joe lifting sir teacup tee hee 🤭

Shrek and Fiona /j

#joe java #sir teacup #kitchen utensil family #the kitchen utensil family #inkwell bloodline #artists on tumblr

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eldritch-spouse · 10 months

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https://www.tumblr.com/eldritch-spouse/720866145616478208/what-does-morell-think-of-vortica-im-surprised

Morell when Vorticia comes to visit

Fantastic, now put him in a glue trap to complete the babygirl cycle.

#Morell oc #killme901 #you just walk into the kitchen and find him fucking dead- Turnip is poking him with a stick #“Sir? SIR??”

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amarriageoftrueminds · 6 months

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favourite genre of hannigram scene:

an incredibly intimate moment with insane chemistry and prolonged eye-contact and then the camera pans out to reveal a bunch of extras in the background trying to act like this is normal

#rewatching s1 #hannigram #also featuring: jack standing like two feet away from them #and you're like 'holy fuck I totally forgot those other people were there.' 😭#always being like 'you're not alone' to each other YEAH because you keep doing this shit in FRONT of people!#hannibal trying to get will to stay telling him he 'disagrees' that he wouldn't be good company...#[EYE CONTACT EYE CONTACT]#and then the camera cuts to reveal that whole damn kitchen is full of catering staff 😭 SIR #'I was worried you were dead' / 'I appreciate the company' etc. ten feet away from a pair of corpses in a whole room of FBI agents? SIR #will eyefucking hannibal doing surgery in the ambulance when literally everyone else is busy arresting a serial killer? SIR??#poor abigail just standing awkwardly off to the side for the entirety of That conversation in mizufuckingmono?!?#sir. do you know people can hear you right now.#“hannibal nbc”#🤣🤣🤣#more of this in fanfic pls #release the cracken

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purble-gaymer · 8 months

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*desperately searching for references* guinevere metamorphosed NOW!!!! (and various other things about the pendragon family)

everyone go read horrific demises by @camachine arthur isn’t a terrible person in this one (but the ones where he sucks are also good)

#kirby right back at ya #metamorphosed au #sir arthur kirby #pfff huhhh. galacta knight is kinda here i guess #rhyn's art #do you think she likes girls. or i guess...people who are girl-adjacent.#or people who appear femme but don't actually identify with any gender. asking for a friend #what was arthur thinking when gwen brought gk over #'gwen. why is the aeon hero in my kitchen.'#she's like oh i met him at the market today isn't he nice?#and he just has to go along with it #she knows full well who galacta knight is but acts like he's just some guy #what a happy family! i sure hope nothing bad happens in the upcoming chapters that will have horrible repercussions for everyone involved!

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ceruleancattail · 1 year

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He wants to take your order and probably only yours

Hi yes I’ll like a Cater- sorry a cater- sorry a diamond- a cater- c- ca- ca- ca- cater-

I’M SO SORRY ARE YOU ON THE MENU??? NO SORRY CATER- SORRY CATER- SORRY CATER????

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sickfreaksirkay · 6 days

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yeah <3 (from Between Knights: Triangular Desire and Sir Palomides in Sir Thomas Malory's "The Book of Sir Tristram de Lyones")

#the real source of strength and of emotional support for men lies in the fellow feelings of other men #oh im sure #fork found in kitchen #this article is definitely worth reading if you have access to jstor btw #btw this is haha funny gay and all but also homosociality in arthuriana is a super interesting topic im sooo normal about it #arthuriana #arthurian literature #medieval literature #arthurian legend #thomas malory #fuck me i hate tagging #le morte d'arthur #sir tristram #sir tristan #sir palomides #palomides and tristram #isolde #tristan and iseult

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mrgaheris · 3 months

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rip sir gareth you would’ve loved gordon ramsay

#get it…#bc he goes undercover as a kitchen worker…#arthuriana #arthurian legend #sir gareth

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