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#Romeo Writings
whoreadsnowadays · 2 years
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hi 👁👁 first i just wanna say that u are so awesome. and like the other person said, u have great vibes💪 ur blog feels very home-y if that makes sense 😨
ANYWAYS. if i may… can i request a rottmnt leo x reader where leo is yk super flirty with them all the time (and they’re just like 😒) but one day reader says like a super good pick up line to him and he’s like 😳😳😳 LMFAOSBDKSN sorry i just love seeing blushy leo it’s like my fav thing ever
also i hope u have a great day/night!!!
:0.. dude that's so sweet I'm flattered !!!! I'm glad my blog has a homey feel to it, it's good to hear people enjoy my stuff and my vibes :]
and of course- YESSSSS YES YES YES BLUSHY LEO <3<3 I adore him sm
Honestly I had to edit this a bunch to get it to where it is, bc I just couldn't get the story to feel the way I wanted, but I'm quite happy with it now :) so hopefully you enjoy it too!
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( Romantic ) Rise! Leo x Gender Neutral Reader (they/them pronouns used in fic)
Warnings: curse words, nothing else that I can think of
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Fluster The Flirt
Leo knows plenty of things, even if Donnie likes to disagree. He can make plans, charm his way out of most trouble, and he's pretty confident in his ability to play medic. One thing he doesn't know, surprisingly, is romance.
So when he fell for you (and he fell /hard/) he had absolutely no idea what to do. So.. he did the only thing he really knew /how/ to do. Flirt. Badly Flirt.
Of course you had to catch on eventually. And fortunately for him, eventually would be sooner than he thought.
You were hanging in the arcade with the boys one saturday afternoon, when suddenly Leo was leaning himself against your back, and grinning that dumb fucking grin of his.
So you sighed, turning your head a bit to give Leo the attention he so obviously desired.
"Hello my wonderful and brilliant friend. How are we on this fine evening?" He asked, moving his arms to rest over your shoulders, just barely stopping himself from cuddling up to you entirely.
Raph gave him an odd look from across the room. "Leo, it's noon."
You watched as Leo's expression quickly shifted to a glare in Raph's direction. "Hush. Let them answer." And in an instant his attention was back on you, blinking up at you with his big puppy eyes.
You hummed, reaching up to gently pat Leo's arm, your silent request for him to remove himself from your shoulders. "I'm fine Leo. Just watching Mikey and Don play.. whatever they're playing? Honestly I haven't been paying attention."
"Well to fill you in!" Donnie cut in, right as Leo (a bit reluctantly) detangled himself from you, "Mikey is currently being beaten to a pulp by yours truly!"
"Not for long!" Mikey exclaimed, before pressing some long sequence of buttons, resulting in Donnie letting out a long string of indignant bird like noises.
You smiled and rolled your eyes at them, before turning back to Leo. "Yeah, that's what I'm up to. Barely paying attention to Dee's annoyed squawks."
"Hey!"
Leo hummed and nodded, both of you ignoring Donnie's offended exclamation.
"So.. what I'm hearing is, you're free to hang out?" He asked, leaning a bit more into your personal space.
You smiled and hummed, crossing your arms and tilting your head at him.
"I guess I am. Why? You wanna ask me out?" You didn't even realize what you were saying until it had already come out of your mouth. And instantly your heart dropped to your stomach, dread filling the empty space.
But then Leo's smile wobbled, and so did he. He almost fell forward, but quickly pulled himself back up to his feet, and if you weren't mistaken, you could've sworn you'd seen a blush on his face.
"Uh well, uhm, if you- uh-" he stumbled over his words, silently cursing himself as he tried to get out even a single sentence.
You blinked, watching as he averted his gaze to the floor between the both of you. And as he continued to stumble over himself, you came to a sudden realization.
He liked you. He liked you just as much, if not more, than you liked him.
You smiled as Leo finally pulled himself together enough to look at you again, a more nervous version of his usual grin on his face.
"Well.. yknow uh, it could be.. a.." he trailed off, and you hummed.
"Sure."
He blinked, looking at you with wide eyes. "..seriously?"
"Mhm. Sure. How does tonight sound?" You asked, watching as he slowly bobbed his head in a nod.
"Uh yeah- Yeah! Yeah sure! That's cool, great even, awesome!" He grinned, balling his hands into fists at his sides, just barely keeping his excitement in check.
"Cool, uhm.." you glanced over at the others, noting that they were all crowded around the arcade game, paying no mind to the two of you.
You smiled and turned back to Leo, "Meet me at the park by the library." You hummed and quickly grabbed one of Leo's fists, pressing a quick kiss to the back of his hand before turning and quickly making your way out of the lair.
You were too embarrassed to stick around, so you rushed home as quick as you could. But in your haste, you missed the way Leo gaped at his hand after you kissed it, the wide lovestruck stare he gave you as you scurried off, and the way he jumped and squealed and celebrated as soon as he was in the comfort of his room.
Surely the date you hastily planned would be one to remember, but for now you could both simply relish in the excitement and anxiety that new love brought.
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bloodybellycomb · 1 year
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I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.
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hamletthedane · 6 days
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Shakespeare: I will create two teenage characters who are explicitly proto-postmodern examinations of the nature of character and fate within fictional narrative. I am their creator and - like their parents within the narrative - I exercise complete control over their fates, no matter how much they struggle against it. They are born like Athena from my mind and doomed to die by my pen, by my complicity in the narrative negligence of them, by my own actions and wishes-
Actor: cool, what's their names?
Shakespeare, father of twins named Judith and Hamnet: uhh…. Juliet and Hamlet.
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lesbiradshaw · 5 months
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˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
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asterixer · 27 days
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"You're a mess. You have carcass gunk all over your face. Here.”
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cursedzucchini · 1 year
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You know what? Fuck it
DC x DP prompt #3
I think at least lmao.
Anyway! Jason starts making videos on YouTube for one reason or another (is really stressed, no one listens to his rants Abt books who cares). His content is mostly bad books he read or really really really long rants Abt pride and prejudice. Like 3 hours on one tiny detail he noticed on his 214th read through.
He's kinda popular, mostly bc his terrible books videos. He talks Abt the ones that made him the most mad, which coincidentally are mostly romance and supernatural. Like he's one of the well known figures in the supernatural romance critique group (whcih is pretty small, but well). (Also he doesn't show his face on camera, bc secret identity and stuff, it's just his voice over a video of something mundane, like the sky or a room in which is a fly or something)
And now this can go two ways, that i can think of (w dead on main in mind at least)
1) one day Jason finds a book which is supernatural romance and is actually good. It has a kidna cliche system for the supernatural stuff, but with a refreshing twist. The characters have depts and flaws, yet are still very likable. The plot is actually interesting and overall the story's theme is death, not belonging anywhere and overall stuff that is very close to Jason's heart. The story doesn't shy away from violence and it is suprisingly accurate.
(I'm.gonna reblog this w pretty long idea of what this book could be Abt, bc i don't wanna annoy ppl lol)
Anyway Jason kinda falls in love w it, and it becomes famous for being the first novel Jason rated positively or something.
Meanwhile Danny, who was told by jazz writing is good way to get his feeling out, and just wanted to make a quick buck, is really fucking confused how tf did his book become so popular and who tf is this nerd who rates books for a living.
(basically big fan Jason and suspicious/awkward Danny lmao)
2) there is a famous series on Jason profile. It's the worst fucking series he ever read and it's just fucking awful. All the characters are fucking terrible, always going on and on about one thing, the romance sucks in a way that isnt even funny. Jason would love to believe some wrote this as a joke, if it wasn't for the absolute cringefest this was, and it wasn't a whole ass series!! Like who writes 12 books for a joke?
Danny ducking Fenton that's who. Dude was so ducking annoyed at his rogues, he threatened them w writing a terrible romance novels abt them. The ghosts, knowing his terrible grade in literature backed off for a moment, before someone crossed the line. And write Danny did. It was the worst thing he had ever written, the love interest was perfect caricature yet still faithfully go the original. And Danny, because fuck them he lost sommuch sleep over that one prank, decided to publish it. (The book was pretty thin so it didn't take that much time writing it). Unfortunately it became immensely popular in the infinite realm. So the ghosts started crossing lines on purpose. Before Danny figured it out, he had already published his fifth book and was writing another three. After some bargaining, getting a book written Abt them as a piece of shit love interest became a reward.
And while yeah, he had to say his writing was terrible and the books sucked, some small part of him was kinda proud y'know? Like a mother of her twelve ugly as fuck toddlers.
So when he saw some nerd on the internet not only shit talk his book, but also get money of it?
Danny decided to haunt him (just like his books did him, now that everyone knew Abt them thanks to this guy)
(enemies (sorta it's not that serious tho) to lovers ala terrible writer Danny who hates his books and kinda famous YouTuber hasn't who also hates Danny's books)
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Fuck this is way too long wtf. Anyway imma reblog this w 1) book idea. Might add whatever i think the twelve books could be Abt. Pls if u want to add anything to this pls do!!
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gayest-classiclit · 4 months
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Classic Literature Sexyperson Tournament; Round 1
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propaganda:
Mercutio:
has an article
watch the baz lurhman movie. that's the propaganda.
He is absolutely full of Gender and chaos and frightening narrative awareness for a guy who seems to think (hope?) he’s in a comedy until the minute he dies. I love a guy who can prophesy the deaths of his friends while consistently being comic relief.
i mean come on.
I feel like Mercutio fits exactly into the sexy person category. He’s a prince, he’s a fighter, he may ambiguously be in love with his besties, hes a silly guy, he dies tragically.
Carmilla:
Um. Vampire. Seductress. Sapphic
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ash-arts-but-sinful · 7 months
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Whoa sudden thought, Pinocchio being jealous because of Carlo.
No wait think about it, Carlo is confident, outgoing, but above all he’s human. Human like you. Why would you bother staying with a puppet if you could have somebody who is not only human, but looks almost exactly like Pinocchio himself.
Carlo would be well aware of the jealousy too and he’d take full advantage of it to get under his counterparts metaphorical skin. Despite the strong emotions Pinocchio may feel and how far he’s come with his adventures through Krat he still isn’t fully human, but OH can he feel those emotions and he didn’t know how strong jealousy could be.
So taking every chance he could, Carlo would throw flirtations your way. Every pick up line, any chance to touch you, every wink, every smirk, but only when Pinocchio was within sight. The annoyance on his face would be clear instantly, his eye would twitch. He’d scrunch up his face, the furrow of his brow and scrunch of nose clear along with the slightest hint of his lip curling. The worst tell would be the twitch in his legion arm would return full force.
Of course, Carlo would tell Romeo all about it, delighting in how HILARIOUS he found it and, of course again, Romeo would advise him against it. He’s seen first hand what Pinocchio is capable of and maybe pushing his buttons would get him sent through a wall at worst, getting him punched in the face at best. He’d reassure his concerned… ‘friend’, that whenever you’d reject his advances Pinocchio would calm down almost instantly.
Romeo was right though because one day he pushes it a bit too far, hand on the wall beside your head, his other hand on your chin as he gazes down at you, smirk plastered on his face. Your annoyance would be clear, but that doesn’t stop a metal hand firmly landing on Carlo’s shoulder before it’s jerking him around.
At least Pinocchio was nice enough not to use his legion arm to give him a bloody nose.
Romeo got to say ‘I told you so’ (yet again) that day.
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meraki-yao · 4 months
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GUYS HEAR ME OUT
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COME ON
YES I'M BACK ON MY FIRSTPRINCE/TAYNICK GAY TANGLED AGENDA
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emlan · 3 days
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"What about triplets?" I thought to myself but then you'd need to come up with a new name for the Real Boy version since two brothers from the same batch getting named Carlo and Carlo seems unlikely...? Anyway, let's lampshade it. If it wasn't for the fact it's too associated with Garfield and also not Italian in the slightest I think "Odie" (taken from 'Collodi') would've been a pretty cute name for him~ Gag option: "Sonny"
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o-wild-west-wind · 6 months
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y’all out here saying Izzy’s death made no narrative sense because it’s a comedy show clearly haven’t seen the Shakespeare post…I’m sorry I really am but death immunity only applies to the romantic leads the genre has not changed babes
(I don’t mean this to be patronizing, but genuinely: critically analyzing and engaging with art is a skill, and an important one. it’s a tool that will help you in the real world, for real current events. use this as practice not to take everything at face value. sad art does not equal bad art!)
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dykeofcornwall · 9 months
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lollytea · 8 months
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✨️Artists✨️
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notallsandmen · 1 year
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The Picture of Hob Gadling
Given that Dream commissioned a Shakespeare play to subtweet his ex Titania, I’m just gonna go right ahead and suggest that Dream immediately post-1889 meeting inspired Oscar Wilde to write a novel about a handsome, cocky young man made immortal through Faust-like corruption by an imperious aristocrat, only to then become an ungrateful prick who friendzones sensitive misunderstood artistes
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Ares? Hephaestus? God of War? God of Machines? Please. Put some respect on their names. That's Mr. Frank's Dad and Mr. Charles and Leo's Dad to you, thank you very much.
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whoreadsnowadays · 2 years
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How about Splinter going into "Dad Mode" when he heard about his sons's crush? Giving advices, hinting at s/o how GREAT they look together... Telling his sons about the bounduries and the trees and bees (and NOT to do It). You know, Dad Mode,😁
I love this prompt, but admittedly I had a hard time coming up with enough material for each turtle :( so unfortunately these are quite short, I do genuinely enjoy writing Splinter shenanigans tho lol
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Warnings: (very vague) reference to sex/the "Sex Talk", cussing
( Romantic ) Rise ! Turtles x Gender Neutral Reader + Familial Splinter & Reader
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Dad Mode
Splinter was never a.. subtle rat. If something needed said he said it.
Which is why it was so weird when he started giving you vague compliments and even vaguer comments on your dating life.
You had mentioned offhand that you were single, and instantly Splinter was rushing into the room, which was odd by itself.
He stood next to you with a sinister grin, "You're single? No partner to speak of?"
You blinked, confused and a bit concerned by his line of questioning, "Uhm.. yeah?"
"Perfect." He stated, before walking slowly out of the room, a satisfied look on his face.
You and the others watched him curiously, all confused by his behavior.
All but one turtle, who stood at the back of the group, sweating bullets as he realized he had been found out.
- Raph -
From that day forward Raph did his absolute best to keep Splinter in the dark about you coming over.
But of course, that backfired quickly, as you insisted on loudly announcing your presence as soon as you entered the lair.
Splinter hardly ever left you alone, constantly making offhand comments about how red went with your outfit
(But more often than not Donnie would come stomping into the room, scolding Splinter for even suggesting that red went with charcoal grey, what was he thinking?!)
And he about died when Splinter called him into the projector room to give him "The Talk"
His embarrassment stink could be smelled throughout the lair for weeks afterwards
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Donnie did everything he could to keep you away from the lair entirely, simply to avoid you speaking with Splinter
He'd make up (very bad) excuses left and right, sometimes going as far as to literally drag you away from the lair
Of course Leo found this hilarious, and often tried to coax you into coming into the lair when Donnie wasnt with you, whether that be for food or for a gift, and much to Donnie's displeasure, it worked fairly often
One specific instance of this, was when you had been invited over for pizza and movie night by Leo.
You had happily waltzed into the projector room, pizza slice in hand, as Donnie sat stiff as a board next to Splinter.
He kept giving his father quick glances, trying to figure out his master plan.
Unbeknownst to Donnie, Splinter had already known about your arrival an hour earlier, and had left a particular handbook on Donnie's lab desk before you arrived.
Needless to say when he found "Flirting For The Obnoxiously Dense" on his desk, he certainly doubled his efforts in keeping you out and away
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He was a mess.
He already had a hard time with flirting and romance, but now he's having the worst time of his life
Every time he talks with you, Splinter comes up behind you and starts miming out advice for him
He'll stand there and make kissy faces, pretend to make out with himself, or even just wiggle his eyebrows at Leo.
And once you see the distraught and flustered look on Leo's face, you turn around to see no one there.
So you think he's crazy, Splinter has embarrassed him to no end, and he's too anxious to really explain to you what's going on.
So he just.. grins and bears it
- Mikey -
Mikey wasn't one to get nervous around you, but Splinter reeeeaaally pushed it.
Whenever you and him were sitting together in the lair, Splinter would wander in and supervise.
He didn't say anything, just watched.
You didn't seem to care, but Mikey felt every second of his dad's intense gaze
You'd be talking about some game you rented the day before, and Mikey will just grin and nod along, trying and failing to ignore the heavy stare on his shell.
He watches you both so much he might as well have a bowl of popcorn in his lap.
Sometimes he does.
Mikey doesn't like to think about the implications of that.
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