If the primarchs had social media
Lion: There is nothing on his accounts. Not even a profile-picture. Someone is still logging into them every so often.
Fulgrim: On all the plattforms. Primarely family-blogger: look at my perfect kids, my perfect spaceship, my perfect partner, my perfect healthy breakfest, my perfect make-up. OnlyFans-account on the side. Get‘s into controversies all the time.
Perty: Angry rants. Has spent to much time on Twitter. Old man yells at cloud type of stuff.
Jagh: And this is how we‘ll break the speed-limit today! Talks about bikes, how to mod them, drives them around very fast, ect. Occasional horse-pictures.
Leman: Puppies! Just cute dog-pictures and -videos, of every canine he encounters in the galaxy
Rogal: He isn‘t very good at social media. Sometimes posts bad selfies or pictures of his building projects. Completly ignores all of Pertys hate-comments
Konrad: He writes fanfic. Edgy, dark, not very good fanfic. The protag is a clear self-insert and Mary Sue and brings justice to all the settings he puts them in. A ton of spelling errors. The plot barely holds together. He is very proud of it.
Sang: He has official accounts with pretty pictures of him everywhere, but he has some private accounts that are just like his art and sometimes cute family pictures. Also why can I see Sang having a Vtuber-persona he livestreams with so people don‘t recognize him?
Ferrus: Appears on Fulgrims accounts fairly often. Maybe does some gaming-content on the side
Angron: Everything is very sporadic and when it‘s there it‘s pretty angry. Surprisingly talks a lot about issues with his disabilities and that he needs way more help than he get‘s and also all his trauma. Struggles a lot with typing and forming sentences, so it can be hard to understand at times.
Roboute: A channel with tutorials for stuff like running a planet or putting on armour. If people ask him to explain something he can just send them a link.
Morty: Not very active, sometimes pictures of some funky plants and little texts about them.
Magnus: Video-essays. He dissappers for months and then returns with a four-hour-video (minimum) about the most random topic. Hugely popular.
Horus: Look at my sexy abs! Look at my huge bicep! Soft-porn-pictures of him and his sons. Probally also had OnlyFans.
Lorgar: Social media is great for preaching! So he does that! Deletes all his accounts after monarchia.
Vulkan: Food! He loves trying out new recipes from diffrentc cultures! At the start of every recipe is a pagelong story, which people actually read
Corvus: Also writes Fanfic. Very, very good fanfic if a bit edgy at times. Kind of has a rivalery with Konrad. Also runs a very active blog, about both writing and justice, with occasional bits about guerilla-warfare
Alpharius Omegon: Just the worst trolls. Dozens if not hundreds of sockpuppet accounts. They are having a good time.
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Based on something @relax-and-read-on reblogged!
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When Guilliman was five years old, he smashed the door to his study( which was crafted from bronze and weighing at least three tons) in a fit of rage. It was the only time Tarasha Euten pulled his ear and made him stand facing the wall.
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One of the funnier parts of reading older Ultramarines books is that the blueberries frequently curse in their dad's name. At the time they were written it wouldn't have been notable, but as a present-day reader I giggle every time. You just know that some poor bastard yelled "Guilliman's balls!" without thinking and then tried really really hard not to look at Actual Guilliman fighting right beside him
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New comic: Reunion.
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"You call my name
I come to you in pieces
So you can make me whole..."
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A much younger Guilliman-- maybe right after Konor's death
This is just a scratchy sketch, I will be back to color him properly🫶
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2nd pg done! Bobby isn’t having a good time but things will get better (probably?)
#Robert Depression Girlyman
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