this is so fucking on brand LMAO (x)

Harry being KIND THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME ✅️✅️

Ronald Weasley being the untricked BFF until THAT happens ✅️✅️✅️

Bellatrix not being portrayed as a whore and having an actual personality before being her deranged self ✅️✅️✅️

Voldemort being a dilf ✅️🔥✅️✅️✅️🔥🔥✅️✅️✅️🔥✅️✅️🔥✅️✅️✅️

@metalomagnetic you made a cultural reset and I haven't been the same since.

i love that i’m always like “this year i’m going to be unapologetically cringe” as if that’s a new revelation and not something i’ve been doing since i signed up to this site

I think this is everyone’s reaction to the SRs of the recent TWST JP event

I don’t think I’m wrong? Well, this was my reaction when I saw Riddle

fitz's kids should get to have twitter accounts where they just make fun of him

i love stanley, i rlly do, but if i think about him too much i'll be admitted to a mental hospital again.

post covid gary design. i gave his aforementioned daughter a design now :)

blorbOTPs

Hi,

I'm fairly new here on tumblr, and I want to start writing my own fanfiction. I do apologise if it sucks, I am an author but I've never really written fanfiction so this will be pretty new for me. I'm happy to be accepting requests for a one shot.

I will be mostly writing for Marvel actors and characters so definitely request any Marvel people for me to write a fanfiction about. I will also write for Harry potter characters but mostly Slytherins unless somebody requests somebody else. But, Harry Potter fancast characters etc. Theodore nott, Mattheo riddle... are also allowed.

I am bi sexual so Women and Men are okay, just no threesomes. English is not my first language, I am originally Hungarian/Romanian however, I have been living in Australia since I was 7 years old.

Jane

P.S I am happy to write smut but nothing brutal or bdsm

Riddle every time he beheads people

George Maciunas - Flux Year Box 2 (c.1968)

Eric Andersen, George Brecht, John Cale, John Cavanaugh, Albert Fine, Ken Friedman, Fred Lieberman, George Maciunas, Yoko Ono, Benjamin Patterson, Willem de Ridder, James Riddle, Paul Sharits, Bob Sheff, Stan VanDerBeek, Ben Vautier, Robert Watts

If Voldemort had lived to raise delphini with or without Bella what kind of dad would he be?

thank you very much for the ask, anon! especially because i am always happy to receive opportunities to out myself as a delphini truther...

but what i am not - i must say - is a voldemort-is-a-good-dad truther. if he had lived to raise delphini... well then hopefully the ministry in this voldemort wins au ends up bringing in enough money by the time he’s been in power for fifteen or so years that he can afford to pay for his daughter’s therapy.

i don’t, though, think that this is because he’d be a total deadbeat. as i’ve said elsewhere, my personal view is that delphini is conceived naturally and accidentally (i know lots of people like the idea of her being created for some sort of nefarious purpose, but i much prefer lord voldemort fucking around and finding out that even his weird body isn't immune to human biology), but i do think that voldemort’s quite profound sense of honour means that he would acknowledge that she was his and that he wouldn’t go against bellatrix’s wishes not to terminate the pregnancy (although, let’s be clear, he definitely tells her to) by giving her an abortifacient without her consent.

but i don’t think that this acceptance of her existence means that he’s ever involved in her life in any significant capacity. my personal view is always that delphini is raised by someone else. in my writing, i usually make this rodolphus - whether he’s doing this alongside his wife or not - and have voldemort flit in and out of her life on his own terms.

[this, i think, is a reasonable manifestation of something i can imagine him believing - that his daughter should not grow up as an orphan - which doesn’t require him to become someone who would want to spend any time with a small child. remember, he hates them! he can’t hear babies crying without becoming incandescent with rage! he’s so attention-starved that he can’t spare anything of himself for the attention a child requires!]

and, let’s all be honest, this arrangement will be a lot healthier than the alternative. which, given that rodolphus is a war criminal, is really saying something about voldemort…

i think, for her part, that bellatrix would recognise that any attempt to make him into a doting father is probably ending with her back in azkaban, and that her relationship with him would exist completely separately from either of their relationships with delphini. they are not doing anything as a family, at least not while delphini’s too small to be left to her own devices.

my controversial opinion, though? in this role as - essentially - delphini’s family friend, he’ll be fine. voldemort must have some incidental idea of how to look after children, as someone raised around a constant procession of them, and would, i think, be perfectly capable of spending time in his daughter’s company without her starving to death. i think he would be terrible at any of the sort of moral education or emotional support that a parent is supposed to provide, but that he would be excellent at talking to delphini like she’s a tiny adult (something which children love!). voldemort is clearly somebody who does - canonically - have interests beyond terrorism, and i can easily imagine delphini developing a series of slightly odd hobbies as a result of their conversations. he’s also, canonically, far funnier than he’s given credit for, and i’m sure there are a fair few anti-rodolphus jokes being workshopped in parseltongue between the two of them and nagini during his visits. while he is likely to be quite strict - and to have expectations about behaviour, such as being quiet and not sticky, that a small child is likely to find impossible to meet - he is canonically never violent towards bellatrix, and i can’t see him being an abusive parent.

i also think that the fact that voldemort isn’t someone who’s concerned by class or gender conventions would lead - accidentally, but it would still be there - to delphini having a happier childhood than her mother or aunts. voldemort isn’t going to insist on her marrying the second she leaves school, or think that there would be something wrong with her getting a job, and he’s so terrifying that rodolphus isn’t going to try and contradict him. he is also someone who clearly thinks that the desire to make your own life outside of these conventions is valuable - something which, as i’ve written a lot about, is clearly one of the reasons he likes bellatrix - and he’d put up with any of delphini’s various schemes and plans unless they gave him the impression that she’d inherited the father-killing gene…

[i am, though, wedded to the idea that something she definitely inherits is literally every single riddle feature - despite whatever is going on in her description in cursed child and despite the fact that most fanon seems to have her look like bellatrix. i just think the concept of those muggle genes being strong is very funny. voldemort doesn’t care - after all, he’s aware that being a hottie opens doors - but i do think that he would struggle with her being less clever or interested in magic than him.]

[and he’ll collapse dead to the floor if she’s not in slytherin. cue the order of the phoenix trying to work out if the sorting hat takes bribes.]

I find it fascinating that there are people out there who hate Katara. Like what is the reason??? Is it because she was mean to Zuko for 4 episodes?? When she was under literally no obligation to be nice to him and was wholly justified in her suspicion?? Is it because she has a lot of emotions and anger is one of them??? Leave my girl alone she does not deserve this slander

no matter what it takes we will become roommates!!!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIDDLE !

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