Goirl went out and got himself a revenge body.

If after 15 years and lots of therapy you ask your mother to acknowledge the way she failed to protect you, and she still responds by turning the volume on the television up, and only then do you begin tugging your roots free of her, are you holding a grudge, or is the grudge holding you, like your mother should have?

— Rachel Wiley, from "The Mother Riddle," Revenge Body

Apparently break ups are really good for weight loss. 6 lbs down this week! 🥲

Your Revenge Body is a well fed body. Your Revenge Body is a strong body. Your Revenge Body is a well rested body. Your Revenge Body is a pleasured body. Your Revenge Body is a well loved body.

notes to self, Nov 25, 2022

They say if you work out after 9pm, someone must have hurt you. 💪🏽🔪

Revenge Body in progress...

In the event I forget to take them altogether I am less person, more flock of hummingbirds hovering in a vague person configuration tying not to get caught.

Revenge Body by Rachel Wiley

My boyfriend is a gym junkie and he left me after 6 months so he could spend more time at the gym.

And how am I gonna make him regret it?

A revenge body of course

I can’t FUCKING WAIT!!! to see their faces when i am absolutely drop dead gorgeous with a perfect fucking body and they realize they FUMBLED!!!

Senior Year is cheesy and trying hard to be inspirational. This is Rebel Wilson's comeback film with a revenge body that rightly fits the subject and plot of the film. I've always wondered if Rebel Wilson's characters are just the same for every film, but I think the problem is that she just couldn't express her roles realistically and effectively. I think the younger Stephanie Conway played by Angourie Rice is far better than the adult counterpart. Justin Hartley and Michael Cimino's parts were diminished to lusty and insignificant characters. They could've fared well if they were given good material to work on. Senior Year is a mix of raunchy and inspirational that just couldn't quite throw and shoot a three-point shot, and it's always hazy in its goal.

Any muscle uncomfortably tensed for too long will still ache even after it is at last relaxed. The sob that escapes my chest is a moth that has been slamming itself against the glass for 30 years trying to find a way out—not a hurt moth but a relief moth.

— Rachel Wiley, from "Misguided Little Unforgivable Hierarchies," Revenge Body

I'm getting back into the gym soon. Almost over covid, and I can't wait to workout. I am trying my best not to relapse into my ED. I don't want to restrict anymore, and I want to be strong and healthy. If it doesn't work I'm not sure I can stop myself. I need to look good. I've got a festival where I will see my cheating ex for the first time in a while. I don't want him back, but I don't want to hate myself and my body either. Fuck him for not seeing my worth, but fuck me too for the same I guess. I'll make myself worth it to me.

22/11/22

Oh you guys, I just feel horrible… Yesterday I had one of the worst cheat days ever maybe and I don’t even know how many calories exactly I had / consumed but it must have been around 3k too much! Honestly, I would have to not eat annnything at all for the next three days or so to “compensate” the “damage” I’ve done! I will never do such a thing again. I cannot develop some kind of binging disorder?! Before, I was so proud of myself, because I actually had lost some weight finally and went from around 61 kg to 58 kg but because of yesterday I feel like I immediately gained like 2 kg again and ofc I hope that that’s not possible but I still feel like I’ve done something very unhealthy and almost irreversible to myself?! They weren’t “healthy” calories. I had a whole bag of so called bread chips (slightly more than 1k cal) and then two whole packages of these buttery Marks and Spencer biscuits (the pink raspberry and cream fingers and the light blue chocolate sandwich biscuits), which should have around 2k together.

REVENGE BODY WITH Martina Aitolehti - campaign for Discovery

Shot by Samuli Karala, Style by Niko Luostarinen, Makeup by Tiina-Maria Valanti, Hair by Meron Laine, Edit by Saana Inari, Produced by Toni Panula / Long Story Short, Assistant Laura Iikkanen, & Client Jenni-Maria Anttila / Discovery

The one where Bruce is the asshole (again)

So! We have a typical story where the JLA finds out about the Situation in Amity.

Whichever way they find out doesn't matter, but either way they end up sending Batman to do a threat analysis and review of whether this requires their attention.

And while there, he runs into a Kid who obviously needs to be saved from his Abusive Home. Look at him, he's far too thin, his grades are horrible, he has many unexcused absences, and he has bruises hidden under his clothes.

Even after figuring out that Danny is Phantom the local Hero, he thinks Danny needs to be saved from his Parents.

I mean, it's plain to see! They Hates Ghosts with a Passion, negelct their son very often, shoot at him nearly every day, and are probably the ones who killed him in the first place!

So, with no input from Danny himself, Bruce calls CPS on the Fentons and uses his Wealth to expedite the process and avoid the actual Investigation. (I mean, why would you even need one? It's so obviously a bad home!)

The Fenton's are arrested, and Bruce reveals that Danny is Phantom to convince the Courts that they are horrible people for shooting at their own son, and that they should be locked up (ignoring the horrified looks on their faces, probably cause they were living with a Ghost for so long, thats probably why).

He immediately offers to adopt Danny, even when Danny vehemently refuses his offer. He knows that Danny will come around to it, he's doing this for his own good. He still thinks his Parents were good people, and not thr Villains they really were.

Meanwhile Danny's life has been completely uprooted thanks to the self-righteous machinations of an Adoption Crazed Fruitloop! And not even the usual one!

Sure his parents were often busy with their work, but they Always set aside time to hang out with their kids and make sure they were okay. They never abused him, the neglect was only for like a month or two when the portal before they got their act together and apologized for it, and (most importantly) THEY DIDN'T KNOW he was a Halfa when they shot at him! They only found out when the ASSHOLE revealed his Identity in Court!

And Danny is Extra enraged by that part. The Adoption Crazed Fruitloop had revealed his secret identity for the ENTIRE WORLD TO HEAR!

He would never be able to live a normal life anymore, even if he managed to get away from the Moron who caused all this!

Bruce Wayne was a Villain in his eyes.

He ripped him from his home and from his family (basically kidnapped), revealed his identity to the world so he was forced to stay with him for fear of the GIW, and spun the whole story so that it looked like he was the Good Guy in this!?

It was official. Danny Hates Bruce Wayne, possibly more than anyone else in the World.

And that's a High Bar.

Hunger loves me the same as so many men, full of shame, pants still half on for a secret heaving mistress.

Revenge Body by Rachel Wiley