i forgot someone last time but ROUND TWO !! this time without franziska (she won last round happy for her) and ofc without the two characters who would dominate every. single. poll.

I FUCKIN KNEW IT ITS NICOTINE WITHDRAWAL

i have a cold and i cant shit and im so hungry and i think im a horrible person its adding up. and the feelings went away when i had a cigarrette just now so like

god fucking dammit

in your gaze where i'm seen, consume me

me: Im cool Im fine breakdown over

[immediately fucks up again and has another one]

They are--Kind of helping. LAST 50 MINUTES TO VOTE FOR VERGIL FOR ROUND 5 OF THE MOST TRAGIC CHARACTER TOURNAMENT!

POV: You’re Ashley Burch rn

connor should be giving the eulogy for the funeral, and it can go like;

Hello. I'm here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Logan has, as we know, passed on. Logan was a man. Also, Logan was CEO of the Waystar company for over 40 years. And when a man dies, it is sad. All of us will die one day. In this case, it is Logan who has done so. Logan was alive for 82 years. But no more. Now he is dead. Logan’s wife is Marcia. They were married for years. Now she is sad.

pokemas event separating another set of twins

whatever og text i had in mind for this post about ko shibasaki looking like sayama in this movie is completely cancelled on account of utsumi (this character)'s first name being kaoru and i only found this out cause i was looking up her name just to be sure when making this post

like jesus christ i legally have to make this post now

Blondie walking into the room to see cupid lounging completely naked on her bed scrolling through hextagram:

Cupid noticing her and moving to wave, her boobs now fully on display: blondie! You’re back early :D whats with that look?

Blondie:

Blondie: dexter would have never survived dating you.

Cupid: what

MOST FUCKABLE FF14 MAN ROUND 2

it's been nearly 6 months since the ted lasso finale and im still pretty much:

Hi Hi folks! I was hit by a sudden bought of inspiration to draw Pretender (and N breaking the fourth-wall on this poor guy.)

And I'm @ing @oodlesndoodles and @mylackofgrammaristerrifying because you two are the honest target audience lol! (I twas inspired by your enthusiasm and wanted to do a silly lil comic! If u wanna be un-tagged or removed from the comic lemme know!)

I think Pretender responds very awkwardly to affection because he's used to scaring ppl off but like, monster-lovers pop off, because he's very open to giving/recieving affection if he gets the chance! (<- Moment where my headcanon of him being Genderfluid and Pan comes into play if I do say so myself 🙏) So like. He's honored, but got so flustered he couldn't hold up his disguise and went back to the hood lmao---

I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY HOLY SHIT THAT’S MY DAUGHTER!!!

not to be all worked up over a stupid twitter poll but the person running this account is SO annoying like

i didn't take a screencap but they also (jokingly, they claimed) encouraged o//fmd fans to commit voter fraud AND also added an extra poll in the last round for g//ood o//mens and w//wdits which is so unfair. i//wtv won fair and square why did you have to put in another round to get the "true" winner when you already have the true winner. sorry you forgot a couple shows but who cares

i am just so sick and tired of the disrespect shown to i//wtv like. we already do not get nearly the promotion we deserve and then this?? from a queer news outlet??? run by a person who fully admits they haven't even bothered to watch the show

:'))))))