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thatfanfictionchick · 2 days

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MC: Do you have a girlfriend?

Jude: No.

MC: Do you have a boyfriend?

Jude: No.

MC:

MC: ... Do you have a friend?

Jude:

MC:

Jude: Ya know ya don't need two arms to use a typewriter?

MC: I'M LEAVING GOODBYE.

#PLS I'M OBSESSED #send help #ikemen villains #ikevil #ikevil jude #ikevil incorrect quotes

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nekofra · 3 days

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Living my best life creating charms of my favourite series

#haikyuu #digimon #charms #I'll use them for phone charms #handmade #iwaoi #kuroken #kagehina #pls I'm obsessed

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zsofieia · 9 months

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guys i just recently read the whole folk of the air series in like a week and a day and i need to talk to it about someone before i explode or turn into a giant serpent

#haha get it #folk of the air #judecardan #pls i'm obsessed #zshitpost

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89cats · 1 year

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(by kotizm_oriental)

#i'm obsessed #pls i love this breed #oriental shorthair #cats #animals

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cuethediscoandthedrinks · 1 year

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jake sully + breeding/pregnancy kink hcs~

a bit of fluffy smut, enjoy lovelies <3

song rec while reading: i see who you are - instrumental (björk)

• lying in each other's arms, sat not too far from the communal bonfire; you could see friends and family all around you from the secluded spot you were in

• most of the children were asleep at this late hour, but some gently sleeping babies and their mothers sat around the hearth, sharing stories with their sisters and brothers, mothers and fathers

• the dark of night contrasted with the warmth and yellowish hues from the burning embers, smiles and sleeping faces, alongside quiet laughs and chatter echoed off of the inner cave walls

• you'd felt especially restless all day, the only thought tiding you through the chores and work being this moment; sat with your head to jake's chest, nuzzled up into his neck; your face was turned ever so slightly to the side, taking in the sight before you

• usually the urge to fly, jump and run was enough to keep you distracted from this, but today the still of the little hours of the night with the steady beat of jake's heart was enough to remind you: this was home, and so was he

• the seed of hope in making it permanent had been developing as you immersed and integrated yourself more and more into the na'vi culture; your shared bond with jake only strengthening, and the yearning to share your love in new and more meaningful ways grew in your mind and heart

• looking out to the circle of na'vi huddled close together, sharing songs and stories, your eyes naturally inclined to those expecting; some mothers were yet to have their children of course, younger in stature and skin tone, their bellies swollen and full, usually their mates by their side; the sight made your heart flutter, and a small smile grace your features

• jake noticed this, of course; you'd been much quieter than usual, although the way your body relaxed into him intimated that this quiet was of no alarm - he'a merely been glancing down every so often to your form, curled up in his arms as he traced patterns on your hips and upper thighs

• your expression of an almost warm-hearted wistfulness caught him off-guard, though; usually you were asleep by now, breaths deeper and body heavier in his arms. this time your eyes were cast to the group sat about the fire nearby, your lips briefly pursing in thought only to grow back into a small smile

• using his index and middle fingers, jake ever so gently lifted your face up to his by your chin, taking in your softened sleepy features, whispering a quiet "...what's on your mind, babygirl?"

• sitting up a little further, you wrapped your arms around either side of his neck, lightly stroking the soft braid, brushing any stray hairs away from his face, behind his ears; jake's arms snaked their way around your waist, his eyes flicking up and down your form in curiosity

• you'd then proceeded to express what filled your thoughts; being human and working at the base in pandora, the probability of having any children was low. but your life was so different now; even your body was made of completely different components - all that was you was your mind, and whatever you wanted it to be was now up to you; unconstrained by human rules and physical limits

• at your words, jake made sure to listen closely; his earnest little tail flicks and swivelled ears making sure to pay attention, as you continued to express how you felt the increasing urge to have a family; and how the prospect of being pregnant was especially appealing to you

• the idea of being so claimed by someone, in such an intimate way; enough to change your whole body once more, not only for your baby, but for your mate. giving him a family, and the mutual respect and love that such a shared act represents, it made your heart swell

• jake's gently widened eyes and small open-mouthed smile only affirmed your words, giving you the confidence to continue, almost whispering your confession, "..i just...i want to have that with you, if you wanted it too...i don't have it in me to fight something so instinctual...i'd have your babies, i want them...with you."

• as you subtly began to gyrate your hips into his now slowly hardening length, jake's expression only deepened as he nodded along to you; your words almost washing over him and sending him into a trance. you wanted children, and to mother, and best of all..with him. you wanted his children

• paired with your now growing arousal, and lightly rocking your form against his, he could tell that this captivated you in more ways than one. his mind shifting from a place of pride and sentimentality, to that of lust and an intimate kind of eroticism at your proposed prospect

• he'd have no quarrel with fucking you deep, watching as you swell full with his child; jake sighed out at the thought, "ah, i see..must mean you want a daddy too, huh. a daddy and his babygirl, mmhm?", your now more desperate grinds only increased the heat between you, the proximity beginning to rile the both of you up

• "..yes..but really..w'na be a mama.." you'd let out, eyes flickering back and forth between his emerald orbs and the ground; your flustered form couldn't be masked even by the enthusiasm you showed at the idea of starting a family

• letting out a feigned-innocent hum of approval, jake nuzzled his face closer to yours, understanding what you really meant - maybe the family was in the future, but your current state: pussy wet, pupils dilated, hips circling hard into his cock, was more interested in the prospect of making the babies, rather than rearing them

• "..ahh, ok..so my babygirl wants to be a mommy, and wants mommy and daddy to make babies, am i right?..protect their family..take care of each other?..well shit, sweetheart", he'd keen, already knowing the answer through your eager nods, the little high-pitched whine that escaped your lips, and your eyebrows contorting in weakly hidden arousal

• jake was fully on board with this idea of course, but took great satisfaction in watching your squirms of pleasure at the fantasy; sliding a hand down to your cloth-covered entrance, he moved the material to the side, sliding in his swollen cock; there'd usually be more foreplay, but feeling how much of your juices were already dripping from you, he took little more time in riling you up

• making sure to be out of direct sight from those at the fire, he gently scooted both of you deeper into the shadowed corner of the cave; once fully-sheathed inside your clenching, wet pussy, jake began to gently pump in and out of you;

• hips bucking rhythmically into you, your hips matching his speed as you rode him in equal fervor; in between desperate chesty groans, jake continued to gasp out, "..ffuck..you w-want a baby, sweetheart? i'll give it to you, i'll give it...ah-ah, fffuck..",

• "so t-tight for me..must've really wanted this, hm?..mommy wants daddy's seed, deep inside, right? m'gonna fuck it nice and deep for you babygirl, don't worry..sh-shit..", as his hips pushed deeper into you, his head leaned back on the cold stone wall, eyes clasped shut from the way your pussy constricted around his pulsing length

• all the while your hushed moans echoed in his ears, as you wantonly nodded to his lustful words; knowing just how much you wanted his babies, he was going to make damn sure you got them.

:,)

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onlyhereforangst · 22 days

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CHARACTER ARC (n): the transformation of a character over the course of a story, sometimes enriched with hamartia to explore the complexities of human nature and endow a sense of authenticity as a character's flaw leads to their ultimate downfall.

being a police officer is my future. i love this job. i love it. i get to help people. i don't feel like a hero. at all.

#therookieedit #chenfordedit #lucy chen #the rookie #chenford #hamartia #tuserbecca #usercher #tuserlena #usertimlucy #userheyem #userburn #usersuz #usergif #tbh rock bottom may not have been hit yet and i'm ok with that #i'm obsessed with this layout btw pls send ideas for other shows & characters!!!!

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sombersolanaceae · 1 month

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home of sexuals

#most married couple ever #is there a ship name for them pls i'm obsessed #also wow making reasonably-sized gifs of pixel art look good is really hard #stardew valley #marlon #stardew valley marlon #sdv marlon #gil #stardew valley gil #sdv gil #gif #shitpost #gil x marlon

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leopardmuffinxo · 10 months

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look hot 𓆗 be cold

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my oc: talon ormr #my bg3 edits #i'm obsessed with this hair on her #this may be her final form #larian pls give me body tattoos #userarklay #usermorvaris #userwolfkissed #userrivensbane #necroticpetals #miyku #also me and this new editor are gonna throw hands i stg

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sweetly-dream-writes · 3 months

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WHY IS HE PRETTY!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

(the delusions are coming....)

#yes i'm obsessed #yes I'm delusional for this fictional man and i don't know what to do again this #pls help me #rodolfo parra #rudy parra #cod mw2 #rodolfo cod #bayardo de murguia #delulu #rodolfo rudy parra #cod modern warfare #modern warfare 2

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fantastic-nonsense · 1 year

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the funniest thing about comics being called inaccessible because it's "impossible to know where to start" is that there are several hundred comic fans running around with extremely detailed reading lists literally begging people with metaphorical dog treats to read the comics on them and then talk about their faves with them

if you can google, you can find an easy-to-understand starter list for a character or team you're interested in

#it's me. I'm one of several hundred comic fans with multiple detailed reading lists begging people to read comics #pls I want to talk about them with you! I want to share them! I am herding you all like cats into my obsession!#there are absolutely several reasons that comics are inaccessible to newbies. 'not knowing where to start' isn't really one of them #personal #dc comics #marvel comics #indie comics

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inkopolis-connection · 7 months

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COMIC: Meeting the Pearl drone 💗

#art #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon side order #side order splatoon #pearl splatoon #side order #pearl bot #agent 8 #agent 8b #cinnamoroll #nate #Agents #pls let us have a pearl bot plushie someday. i'm obsessed with her

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fastcardotmp3 · 18 days

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“Kali, what did she mean?” Nancy insists. “What are the last three names for? Who are they?” Kali’s powers hum in her blood, the energy brimming with something old and angry, but Kali laughs breathily and wetly when she meets Nancy’s curious and worried gaze. “They’re the last three people I promised to kill.” OR: Sex, Murder, & Rock 'n Roll - Femslash Week Style (@strangerthingsfemslash prompt: Women's Wrongs)

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Rated E // KalixRonance // 3 Chapters

Additional Tags: Kali Prasad Character Study; Established Ronance (which Kali wants in on); Vigilante Murder; Semi-graphic Violence; Smut; Coping with trauma by killing the people who wronged you; Past Abuse

#dot fic #femslash week #kali prasad #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #ronance #kalixnancy #kalixrobin #kalixronance #kronance???#stranger things femslash #SHE'S HERE!!!#also pls appreciate this cover art i'm kinda obsessed with myself for it

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flyingmintbunny0 · 8 months

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Heyyyy, can I interest you in an Archivist!Martin AU maybe?

@lelouchootori and I decided we could simultaneously make TMA better and worse, so please enjoy these snippets I had to draw that have taken over my life pfff

Slightly more context below the cut

So basically, the main plot is what if Martin is such a Fear Avatar magnet that Elias promotes Martin over Jon prior to season 1 (Sorry again Sasha).

In this #cracktreatedseriously au Martin (financially and emotionally unable to stay in his apartment after bringing his mother to the nursing home) ends up becoming roommates with Annabelle Cane, Jane Prentiss, and Jude Perry on Hill Top Road. Sitcom shenanigans and drama ensue. For instance, Martin is still Marked by the Corruption by Jane Prentiss, but only because he accidentally ate the spoiled food she left in the fridge for her worms. (He had to stay home sick from work for a while after that.)

In the archives, Jon, Tim, and Sasha are brought in with Martin as his assistants. Jon gets to be his moody self but without any of the boss-level power. Tim and Sasha realize how ill-fitted Martin is for this new job and try to help him as best they can.

There is more to it but this is just the first pic lol

I had so much fun putting tiny details in here, my favorite was giving Martin lil spider friends because they love him <3

#Archivist Martin AU #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #jane prentiss #annabelle cane #jude perry #elias bouchard #I'm obsessed pls send help #Any similarities to other Archivist!Martin aus are by accident lol #me and lelouchootori banged this out at the gym and I have not stopped contemplating it since hhh

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softerpixels · 2 months

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grew up rough around the edges, learned to lay them so clean

#ts4 #the sims 4 #simblr #show us your sims #ts4 cas #*my sims #twentysomethings extras #i need to play with her or something #she's so beautiful i love her #like i'm obsessed pls #couldn't resist posting her

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isitovers · 5 months

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so I'm gonna fall out of love by the end of the song

#edit #taylor swift #tswiftedit #ts #collage #the song #princess #pls i'm obsessed with this song! the parallels between taylor and maisie! i love them sm!

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kangals · 9 months

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since i forget it's not common knowledge for non-Dog™ people, brief overview of the collie thing and why i was losing my shit:

idk every country, but at least for the American Kennel Club (AKC) and Canadian Kennel Club (CKC), "Collie" refers to a specific breed of dog, most iconic as the breed of "Lassie":

these three dogs are all collies. collies come in two varieties, "rough" (longhair, more common), and "smooth" (shorthair, less common). both rough and smooth collies are considered the same breed, judged to the same standards, and can be born in the same litter, similar to how a black lab and a yellow lab are both labradors. it is equally correct to refer to them as a "rough/smooth collie" or as simply a "collie," as that is their official breed name in the US/Canada. while they used to be extremely popular in the mid-20th century, collies sit at #39 on the AKC breed popularity lists nowadays, making them solidly "somewhat uncommon."

a border collie is a separate and distinct breed of dog. while they share a common ancestor with the collie and are also herding dogs, their appearance, temperament, and herding style are all distinctly different. they can come in many colors, but are most commonly black and white with medium-to-long hair:

while a border collie is a type of collie-dog, in the US they are generally referred to as "borders" or "BCs" rather than just "collies," as "collie" is already the name of a different breed. BCs are more popular than collies nowadays, so most laypeople are more familiar with them than with rough or smooth collies. but given that "collie" already refers to a different breed, in the US/Canada it's not technically correct to also refer to a border collie as simply "collie" (or call them a collie, who cares, i'm not a fucking cop).

however, this gets further muddled depending on which country you're in - for example in the UK and many european countries, there is no breed that's simply called "collie" - Rough Collies and Smooth Collies are two separate breeds, in addition to Border Collies, which are significantly more popular. in the UK, "collie" isn't the name of any specific breed, but most people will use it as shorthand for their BCs. "collie" in the UK and "collie" in the US often mean two different dogs.

and then you also have the bearded collie, again a distinct breed, but much more difficult to mix up due to A) their rarity and B) the fact that they look like walking muppets:

and honorable mention to the shetland sheepdog or "sheltie," which while related to the collie is, again, a separate breed, and most notably is significantly smaller than a collie. if you see a dog that looks like Lassie But Small, it's probably a sheltie.

IN CONCLUSION:

several different recognized breeds of collie-type dogs

only one breed is officially named "Collie" and that's the rough/smooth varieties in the US and Canada (aka "Lassie dog")

ergo, there is only one breed of dog that "collie" actually refers to (in North America at least)

however due to the differences in names between countries and the overall higher popularity of border collies, they and other breeds are sometimes also referred to as "collies"

i own a rough collie and she is very pretty and therefore superior and if you call any other type of dog a collie except for the rough/smooth type you're Wrong.

thank u for coming to my TED talk.

#common british L #no one asked for this but i'm working remote today and wanted to procrastinate #anyway this ones for all the ppl who arent obsessive about dogs #i hope u learned something today pls ask if u need me to elaborate #this is so overly long lmao #long post #i dont like the way the UK handles rough/smooth collies in general so this is just another note on my long list of grievances #'country of origin decides the breed standard' yes but have you considered: british bad

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