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rafa-kecap · 3 days

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'i won't let you go'

#盗墓笔记 #盜墓筆記 #dmbj #daomu biji #瓶邪 #wu xie #zhang qiling #pingxie #fanart

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difeisheng · 25 days

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I must have told you, hundreds of years ago

That I love you

It's just that you've now forgotten

And I can't recall it myself

Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) + The Lost Tomb 2 (2019) & Ultimate Note (2020) // 愛人錯過, Accusefive

#hello all you people dual wielding mlc + dmbj. im taking you down with me #join me in the pain of imagining past and future lives #mysterious lotus casebook #fanghua #fang duobing #li xiangyi #dmbj #tlt2 #ultimate note #pingxie #wu xie #zhang qiling #ashton's edits #ashton originals

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fixaidea · 7 months

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So here's the thing: I don't usually engage with or care about top/bottom discourse EXCEPT when I think it's funny, sooo...

Let's do some Science and examine Pingxie in a Very Serious Manner.

To do this, first let's take a look at some data gathered from all the danmei novels and shows I know (relevant for calibration you know, since they have actual canon top/bottom dynamics.)

SVSSS

Shen Qingqiu - Since his cause of death wasn't starvation we can assume - well, at least hope - that he can make instant noodles, if nothing else, but he will absolutely avoid having to cook if he can help it.

Luo Binghe - As the Protagonist he of course has to be The Bestest at everything (...except sex, apparently) and it's mentioned that both Bingge and Bingmei use their culinary skills to woo the people they want to sleep with. He's also the top, even though everyone involved would be better off if he wasn't.

MDZS

Lan Wangji - Becomes a pretty decent cook, as per the extras. Prefers to top.

Wei Wuxian - It's not like he's incompetent, he doesn't burn or undercook the food, it's just that his taste is so extreme that his dishes are basically inedible to anyone else.

TGCF

Hua Cheng - No special talent for cooking, but at least he's not actively dangerous. There's no on-page sex scene in the novel, but it's made obvious that he tops.

Xie Lian - Biohazard. Weapons-grade culinary anti-talent. Gastronomy's answer to Vogon poetry.

Golden Stage

Ulike in most of the other novels on the list, food doesn't really have much symbolic meaning and not much is said about either Fu Shen's or Yan Xiaohan's cooking skills, exept for a brief mention of Fu Shen pickling eggs to pass the time. This is a rare couple that canonically switches.

Guardian

Zhao Yunlan - This man considers instant noodles cooked with coffee an okay way to surprise a boyfriend. He really wouldn't mind topping, which he keeps lamenting throughout the book, but he's paired with Shen Wei who might just have the strongest set preference out of everyone on this list.

Shen Wei - Likes to dote on Zhao Yunlan by cooking for him and is genuinely very good at it.

Word of Honor (mind, I have only watched the show here)

Zhou Zishou - Can keep himself alive, but left to his own devices would probably make due with charred-and-yet-undercooked fish or something.

Wen Kexing - A competent cook. While obviously not detailed in the drama I looked it up (or asked someone, I can't remember) and he's the top here.

Erha

Chu Wanning - Perfected exactly one (1) dish, is rather... unfortunate otherwise. You could not pay this man to top.

Mo Ran - Excellent cook. Actually worked in a kitchen at one point in his life, giving and receiving food is basically his main love-language.

Now that we have examined these canon couples and have drawn all the relevant conclusions, let's apply what we learned to our non-danmei, might-as-well-be-canon-but-isn't ship.

Wu Xie - Can cook just fine both in the novel and the drama-verse even if it doesn't come up too often. In the first season he cooks up a pretty decent feast for his friends and in the Yucun books he helps come up with the dishes they would serve in their restaurant.

Zhang Qiling - The entire Thing of this poor sod as a character is that he knows how to survive but not how to live. Taking the time to prepare nice meals or cook anything beyond basic sustenance just... doesn't fit that picture.

So.

I rest my case.

#dmbj #pingxie #zhang qiling #wu xie #tgcf #svsss #mdzs #word of honor #golden stage #erha #guardian

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randomtwinkinthetomb · 2 months

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Xiaoge: *is throwing stones at wu Xie's window*

Wu Xie: You have a phone for a reason, Xiaoge!

*THUD*

Wu Xie: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

#lost tomb #dmbj #dmbj incorrect quotes #incorrect lost tomb.#daomu biji #wu xie #Xiaoge #zhang qiling #pingxie

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save-the-data · 27 days

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Ultimate Note | S01E29

Chinese Drama - 2020, 37 episodes

#Drama: Ultimate Note #Ultimate Note #Action #Adventure #Tomb-Raiding #终极笔记 #Dao Mu Bi Ji Zhi Zhong Ji Bi Ji #Joseph Zeng #Xiao Yu Liang #Chen Fang Xu #Liu Yu Ning #Liu Yu Han #PingXie #DMBJ #CDrama #Bromance #Chinese Drama - 2020 #Drama: 2020

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bl-is-totes-my-jam · 1 month

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Huang Junjie + Heart eyes at his boyfriends

#the spirealm #cdrama #kaleidoscope of death #lin qiushi #ruan nanzhu #huang junjie #xia zhiguang #zhu yilong #reunion the sound of the providence #wu xie #zhang qiling #pingxie #dmbj #also ZYL and XZG were both born in the year of the dragon #HJJ has a type xD

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silver-grasp · 2 months

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I only just started watching The Lost Tomb/DMBJ stuff so my opinions are half-formed but I do want to say that Xiaoge/Zhang Qiling is an iconic feral cat weirdo and I want to read fic about him courting Wu Xie in much the same manner. You know, with the doing random insane shit with zero explanation thing he does. That but as flirting. I think it would be funny.

#dmbj #pingxie #if anyone has fic recs...#I've already done a cursory skim and there's some good stuff at a glance

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shentunans · 4 months

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Zhang Qiling: “His life should have ended a thousand years ago, as mine should have. PangZi: “Hey, don’t let WuXie hear you say that! He’ll turn into a fountain of tears.” Lost Tomb 2 Episode 25

#dmbj cast #cheng yi #my gifs #stand by for the queue #the lost tomb 2 #zhang qiling #wuxie #wang pangzi #poor Xiao Ge ;_;#daomu biji #pingxie #insert fang xiaobao gif crying here #a fountain of tears is accurate for in the book wuxie is like if xiao ge ever dies my heart will stop and I will cease to live …oh the dram #张起灵 #吴邪 #王胖子

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lyselkatzfandomluvs · 5 months

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