#Parker /Math
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Leverage: Redemption - The Debutante Job
Parker doing math in her head always makes me smile. I love her so much.
#Leverage#Leverage Redemption#Leverage Redemption Spoilers#Parker#Harry Wilson#Breanna Casey#leverageedit#my gifs#Parker /Math#my otp#I have a crack-but-not-really headcanon that Parker did not trust calculators#She might trust them a bit more now with Hardison building up her trust of robots#but it's still faster for her to do math in her head#I thought I did Alt Text in the others but it was the other thing#oops#I'm sorry#I use the legacy editor because I am Stubborn#Shiny New Editor makes me go grrrr#... mostly because the one time I tried the html format I have for mistpodfics it Did Not Work#and I didn't feel like tweaking it#but I'm using the right one now
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Tony: Hey, Peter! Get over here! I need your help!
Peter: Yeah, what is it?
Tony: I need a second eye on this equation
Peter: ew, math
Tony: ...
Peter: ...
Tony: Kid. What the fuck?
#me too peter#me too#even geniuses hate maths sometimes#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#peter parker#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#tony stark#mcu#incorrect peter parker#peter parker quotes#spiderman#ironman#incorrect ironman
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Irondad fic ideas #124
Peter uses reverse psychology to trick Tony into taking care of himself and developing self-esteem.
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Tony, after saying/doing something self-destructive: I know you don't like it when I do this, kid, I'm sorry. It's just too ingrained.
Peter: So what you're saying is, the challenge of unlearning self-hate and developing healthy coping mechanisms is just too big? You, Tony Stark, have finally met your match?
Tony:
#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#iron dad and spider son#tony stark#peter parker#ironfam#irondad fic idea#fic ideas#fic idea#tony could totally uno reverse on peter too#peter: sorry mr. stark i know you said not to be reckless and sacrifice myself but...if someone had to get shot...#tony: so what you're saying is you'd rather sacrifice me and may's peace of mind#our ability to trust you to be at least a little bit safe so we can sleep at night#than your own need to see yourself being a bullet shield as Plan A#that's what you're saying?#peter: suspicious and confused math lady meme#love the idea that he says that meme part out loud btw#queueueueue#a gift for you all! enjoy <3#i should probably space these out more. but that's a problem for future me#fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while#see announcements
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AU where Danny doesn't have a pain tolerance, he just can't feel pain at all. This is much to the horror of literally everyone in Amity when he walks into school not even noticing an obviously broken limb or a huge gash.
#danny phantom#either extensive nerve damage#or congenital insensitivity to pain#either way dude will break his arm in 6 places and not even notice while everyone looks at him in horror#think of the body horror and the worrying Amity Parkers potential#somehow dragging himself into class with a busted femur#huh no wonder why my leg wasn't listening to me#everybody looking at him like how tf is this kid not curled up and/or screaming in pain rn#and Danny is just in the background staring at a rock like that is a nice rock#partially decapitated and this kid is doing his math test and not even giving 2 shits or noticing anything#since halfa biology can be pretty wild anyway
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what if they were friends
#it’s robbie and mcu peter#they’re my fave marvel variations so leik… i had to draw em#imagine them meeting and having to fight crime but then they’re like Shit did you do the math homework today#robbie reyes#peter parker#marvel#my art
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Eating cereal and realize the Rice Krispies brothers are replicas of the Parker bros.
#suckerrambles#I got hungry while studying for a math test#Math 😠#They all got the hair color and whatnot#kaine parker#ben reilly#peter parker#Let me add though that Ben does not have blue eyes.#And the comics remain inconsistent with their eye color (WITH ALL THREE OF THEM)#Math
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I unironically want to write fanfiction where Tony Stark explain math to Peter Parker. Like probably not even the math level he'd be on (bcs im not that smart). The reason why being I hate studying math and I'd love to just have it come in a funnier form. Like it'd still be math. But it'd at least be fanfiction math.
I think I'd like that.
#mcu#marvel#peter parker#Tony stark#Spiderman#Iron man#Math#Homework#Shitpost#Like I want to do this#But I also hate math#As much as I want to write it I also don't want to#Anyway#flumet ramblings
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I hate doing math assignments
I want to write a SpideyTorch fic where Johnny Storm hates that he has a crush on Peter Parker the annoying photographer from the Daily Bugle and blabs about it to his family and accidentally lets his not-so-secret crush slip on live TV, alerting their enemies about Peter Parker, who now has to avoid the enemies of the Fantastic Four and has to stay with them temporarily while things get sorted out. Having to hide that he's spider-man is tough under their watch, but what's even tougher is venom coming back and taking over Peter, who now has to be rescued by Johnny who thinks an alien from space is out to get him through Peter Parker
#spideytorch#Peter Parker#Johnny Storm#spider man#human torch#fantastic 4#Marvel#I just want to write fanfiction#Let me write fanfiction#I don't want to do math anymore#Ugly crying#Sobbing#Pls
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parker in the underground job is SO relatable bc i also give way too much detail. sophie says to take notes? okay. parker takes down-to-the-minute pages and pages of notes about everything from pen colours to sugar amounts to what she assumed was a workout session. love her <3
#parker leverage#leverageposting#can’t remember how many times i’ve been told that my notes are too detailed or just my explanations are too detailed#and that i’m overly precise about times. like ‘why did you say 2:08 not 2:10 or something’ i didn’t know this was a math question!#wren speaks
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"How would they even keep score in reindeer games?"
Parker asking the real important questions.
Bonus:
"I mean they could make marks in the snow- but what kind of math would they use?"
"Stay on task, Parker."
#leverage#parker leverage#nate ford#the runway job#parker asking the real questions#the important questions about reindeer games#how would they do math?#and what kinda games would they play?#i appreciate parker#i love her so much#beth reisgraf
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!!! Actual explanation for the boat fall damage glitch?? Maybe?
#minecraft#matt parker#stand-up maths#also yall should watch matt#even tho he's not a minecraft youtuber lol
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will definitely be writing a peter parker coded jake fic and idk how this look rlly inspired it but it just did STAY WITH ME YALL
#him being into math and science just makes me want to write this even MORE like hello peter parker who?#cooking this up in the drafts🔥#!reporting live
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I'm Peter Parker not because I'm anything like him but because I simply am him if you don't understand then I can't explain it
#i mean i have brown hair brown eyes and im white so im basically half way there#i just need my uncle to die now#and study really hard in science and math#spiderman#spider man#spider-man#peter parker#and also be an orphan#also i need to have a good relationship with my aunt and uncle before my uncle dies#the list could go on.
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RDJ has watched Cherry. There's a scene in Cherry where Tom masturbates.
By the transitive property, Tony has watched Peter masturbate.
You're welcome.
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Teaser: Never Have I Ever [p.p]
Posting the full fic this Saturday (May 28th) 🖤❕(probably around 9pm or 10pm CET)
Full fic posted 💘
summary: When Peter meets you at college and you two bond over your lack of sexual experience, you quickly become the best friend he’s ever had. But while he falls madly in love with you, he doesn’t know if you feel the same. You hold his hand when you’re out together, talk to him about the vibrator you want to buy and bless him with that beautiful look in your eyes that is reserved only for him… yet he’s not sure if you see more than a friend in him. Little does he know, you’re wondering the same about him, hoping for the same outcome.
word count: full fic is 20k-ish, teaser is 400 words (thank you Kendra MWAH)
warnings (for this teaser): mention of oral sex
You’re not focussed today, scrolling around on your phone instead of studying. You throw your phone to the bed at some point and you hug your legs to your chest in thought.
“You think Andrew will let me suck his dick? For a better score?”
Peter’s heart stops beating for a second.
You haven’t kissed, you haven’t said anything that should have led Peter to think that this is more than friendship, but it seemed like there could be something in the future. Apparently, you’re not even considering it.
“Who’s Andrew?” He asks, mouth dry and voice weak.
“Professor Garfield.”
“Oh. Well, I-I think that‘s illegal.”
“Is it though?” You tilt your head and give him a deliberately incredulous look.
“Yes.”
“Not if no one finds out. It’s don’t break the rules or don‘t get caught, Peter.”
He’s distracted by you saying his name for a moment. There’s nothing he loves hearing more.
But he has to stop you from doing… that. He can’t entirely tell how serious you are, but he has to make sure to convince you that it’s a bad idea.
“No offence, but what makes you believe you’ll be good enough for him to give you a better score? If you’ve never… you know, done anything like it.” He remembers your conversation from the first time you met, and if you haven’t given anyone a blowjob since then, he knows it would be your first time. Your first time can’t be with a professor, even if Peter disregards the fact that he wants to be the only guy you have sex with, it really is a bad idea.
“I’m a young and pretty student and he’s a kinda old guy. He’s like 40. So I’m sure that I’ll be enough for him.”
Peter doesn’t say anything for a moment, thrown off by your casual tone.
“Don’t you think so?” you ask, teasing in your voice.
“No- of course you’re pretty. You’re beautiful,” he smiles, pressing his lips together.
“Aww,” you sit up and press a kiss to his cheek, “So are you, Pete.” You hold on to his shoulder as you lower yourself into his lap, your butt right next to his thighs and your upper body resting on his legs, and his breath hitches.
“Well if you think I need practice, then.. I could practise on you first.”
“Practise w-what on me?” He asks, feeling your hands on his abs.
“Giving head,” you say, looking up at him.
send an ask or dm if you want to be tagged <3 (and you aren’t already on the taglist)
current taglist here: @peterbenjiparker @yangrdn @sunkissedspidey @mrscutiefandobhaz @quaksonhehe @spideyspeaches @peterparkoure @petersgroupie @pandaxnienke @devotion @itscaminow @tomsholland2412 @starlight-starks @mrscarlislecullen @totallyfangirling17171 @elenaysusneuras
(also the title is misleading there’s not really any never have i ever in the fic sgsks it’s mentioned in one sentence lmao that’s all but somehow we’ve established that title but not in relation to the actual game)
#help lmao#peter parker x reader#peter parker smut#checking if tags work#ik new york is 6 hours behind#you can do the rest of the maths yourself shsksk#pls don’t let this flop :/ if there’s one fic of mine to read then it’s thiss <3
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