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lumamintz · 2 years
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beauty and the beast
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lastoneout · 4 months
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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cheddar-baby · 2 months
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heres my advice to any followers i have who are young. Don't delete things when you think you've outgrown them or they're cringy. If you make youtube videos just private them don't delete them. Save your files, you can bury them in multiple sub-folders if you think they're cringe now but DON'T DELETE THEM! It doesn't feel like it now but years in the future you will look back fondly at who you were and wish you still had those things.
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seriousturd · 2 months
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animentality · 8 days
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yamujiburo · 6 months
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hanamusa <3
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epicsauce · 5 months
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[8 seconds from a ytp my friend @normalname69 made]
nurse joy: "Have you seen that posteR?"
ash: "HUauuaUH?"
nurse joy: *one single angelic note*
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily
like hera is so petty. i cant
idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this
like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself
i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)
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mlpoutofcontext · 7 months
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Edit of this clip
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malueion · 5 months
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Digytrule is under attack by the evil forces of Kaufmo
Btw, I did add this link in the comments, but just so it's more visible you can download the project files I saved while making this here: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/0hqlg8amwwbnm/cd-i+kinger
Edit 12-04: Sorry it took me this long to realize I didn't hyperlink the mediafire link lmfao
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luvit · 4 months
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GIVE THE PEOPLE SOME OLDER!BOYFRIEND!SIMON (sfw and nsfw) (im talking like reader is 22 and he’s 39)
(gn!reader, mdni 18+, do not repost this)
AGGGGGGGH this is me if you even care. i love this i love this i will gladly give the people what they NEED
older-boyfriend!simon who tries to push you away at first. because why are you trying to go after a man pushing 40 when there's better guys for you. one who aren't cold and hardened by war, guys your age who can treat you better than he can. a college-aged sweet thing like you should still be out having fun at the clubs and bars instead of trying to get with the brooding guy in the corner of the bar.
but older-boyfriend!simon who admires the way you're so insistent on hanging around him. your crush is not so well hidden but he knows that you're aware of that, refusing to hide your puppy love for him. makes him realize that no boy can treat you better than he can. knows exactly what you need, what you deserve. that with all his years of knowledge and experience, he can share it with you so he can protect you.
when he finally gives into you after so many months of you pining, he decides he's going to put out all the stops and show you how you should be treated. the first couple of dates are moments where he gets to finally let you in and get to know you deeper, always leaves room for you to speak and has to remind himself to share just a little bit more than he's used to so you can know more about him. always so polite and gentle with you. studies the features of your pretty face while you get so animated talking. yet always gives you room to opt out if you truly decide that you don't want to be with a man nearly double your age.
it's finally when he decides to become older-boyfriend!simon that he's tired of playing it safe. tired of holding you so loosely when you've done nothing but show him how much you want to be his. how much you want him to be yours. that's when he decides that he will be that much and more. once you're his pretty little thing there's no going back. had you in an iron grip. because older-boyfriend!simon is possessive. older-boyfriend!simon treats you as if he's already married to you.
creates a joint financial account and pours money into it so you can spend it on whatever you want! when you're hesitant to buy anything especially so expensive, he actually gets mad at you (lovingly). forces you out the next weekend and says if you so much as look at anything then it's going in the cart. you want those designer shoes? done. you want this whole set of hardcover books you might never read? done. you want to go to a fast food joint for just a shake? done.
all of a sudden, your online shopping carts are empty and you're getting emails that they're arriving within the next week. gives you a hard stare every time you try to tell him that it's okay! save the money! he grabs you by the jaw and says "anything you want in this world, i'll give it to you. we don' need to save f'anything except a house." even though you're fairly sure he has more than enough to buy you a nice home on a private property.
eventually he calms down from giving you all this financial freedom. he just wants to provide for you godammit! wants to give you everything he never had, make sure you never need to think about budgeting for something. makes sure to teach you how to make financially responsible decisions though. what a hypocrite. that way, he always warns, if ever he's not around that you can take care of yourself.
but by god older-boyfriend!simon never wants to be away from you. you have scary dog privileges with him wherever you go. he'll give you some breathing room if at a social event and you manage to drag him out to a club, but he never lets you out of his sight. love to watch you, loves to watch over you, loves the sight of what's his. and if you're ever bothered by anyone, he's quick to cut that interaction short by leering over them. blocks you off with his body do you're dwarfed by his huge frame. you're the one who has to tug at him to go away because you don't wanna make a scene.
and at home? ohmg, older-boyfriend!simon never has his hands off of you. you thought you were like the lovesick puppy who followed him around at first? he's ten times worse, especially after hearing you call him yours for the first time when introducing him. needs to be touching you. if you get up to stretch, he's coming with you just a step behind. you're in the kitchen making something, he's hovering behind you with hands around your waist and makes you waddle to get somewhere else bc he won't let go. you're in bed or on the couch, somehow he's shimmied himself under you so you're laying on top of him and trapped in his arms clasped together over your waist. sometimes it's even worse when all of a sudden he crawls over you and puts his full weight down so he can lay on you and snuggle into your neck.
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he's even worse in the bedroom. never lets you take your eyes off of him as he fucks you so deeply. tells you that he reaches parts of you nobody has and nobody ever will be able to touch.
older-boyfriend!simon who grins when he sees how fucked out you look under him. because you've only ever been with those boys who didn't know what they were doing. no, one of them knew how to give it to you good. would never be up to par with what he can provide anyways. he gives you a painful reminder between your legs just how good you can take it when you wake up the next morning.
nestled so deep inside of you, makes sure you cum first. always. he grunts in your ear as he rams into you so sweetly and it feels like he's trying to carve his name into your walls with his hard dick. makes you cum early by stroking you just right as he grinds into you so you have something nice and big to cum around.
and older-boyfriend!simon who loves to mark you up. lips never part from your neck or your nipples or your jaw or your hips or your thighs. you're quite literally being ravished by a wild animal. because nothing makes his dick harder with the way you look at him when you know - expect - that he's going to fuck you dumb. like you've already resigned to your fate and accept the fact that nobody will ever make you feel as good as he will.
he works you so hard to a point you think you need to tap out. you're scratching at him and pleading but older-boyfriend!simon knows best! he knows so much more than you after all! gotta build you up, gotta train you so that you can keep taking it and taking it and taking it. get you used to cumming so much that he can keep going. because he always has to hold back so he doesn't break you.
always cums inside. he likes to cum over your body, but likes it even more to shove it into you so deep. floods you with his hot seed and always says "where else would i cum?" when you squirm and pout at him. older-boyfriend!simon knows what's good for you, darling. and if you're ever worried about a family with the possessive way he looks at you when he does cum, he will shrug and say "you gonna give me one? wanna give me a lil' riley?" even tho you're still so young! but again... older-boyfriend!simon treats you like he's already claimed you as his spouse. that's why you just have to get used to the warm feeling of his cum down your thighs every night. sometimes replenishes it in the morning.
older-boyfriend!simon who has so much to show you, show much to give you. his sweet little baby. it's only a matter of time before you're able to handle him at his fullest. but until then, he'll keep stretching you out every night and claiming you over and over again to remind you that you are his.
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do not edit or reupload my works elsewhere (reblogs welcome!)
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creepyscritches · 3 months
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Look at what I got for white elephant this year 😊😊😊
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duplicarto · 5 months
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(golbaby au) marcy the big sis
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talesfromtreatment · 15 days
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Short leggy appreciation club, boys only chapter
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Meeting promptly dissolved into a "Biting You" conga line
And Bonus Shenanigans who wanted nothing to do with that nonsense
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flimflix · 1 year
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montereybayaquarium · 2 months
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💙 Penguin Awareness Day ✨
We were so excited about Penguin Awareness Day Saturday that we got waddled away and made a little poem. 
Penguins frolic and vocalize with grace, Waddling united, a tuxedoed embrace. Gliding through the sea, a shimmering sheen, An underwater flight, a spectacle serene.
Celebrayte this day with us by dropping your favorite penguin fact in the comments and spread the love for these dapper birds. 🐧 🖤 
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