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NO WAIT THIS IS THE AU
The Hargrove-Mayfields never leave California. Where in California do they live and stay?
Lenora fucking hills.
Billy’s not as much of a dick, because he doesn’t have the hostility of having had to leave California. He’s still a dick, but like, not a mega dick.
When the byers/hoppers move to Lenora, el has her struggle in making friends but sits beside mad max in history class.
Max tells Angela to buzz the hell off, and is els only friend. she tells her boys are dumb and Mike is dumber, and by the time Mike visits for spring break Mike is on such thin ice with el he ends up hanging out with will his whole trip in ‘86. But then spring break ‘86 happens.
And max is right with will and Jonathan and Mike trying to get to el, trying to find el, to help El.
and when Billy shows up and Joyce’s to pick max up one day during spring break suddenly there’s a whole ass shoot out and before he really knows what happens he’s in a pizza boy van with those two stoners from school, that quiet kid whose absolutely gay, some guy from bum fuck who is apparently els boyfriend (like he believes that, okay) and of corse his stupid step sister.
So the two of them are just along for the ride to find Nina.
And max isn’t actually fighting vecna, no. Max isn’t one of Vegas victims, but el is still trying to protect her friends in hawkins, save her friends in hawkins. Someone else had to take maxs place after all.
Max being fiercely protective of her super hero “bestie” girlfriend.
They go back to hawkins, maybe returning more victorious than they did in cannon.
And that’s when Lucas and el meet, in the midst of the chaos.
And Billy is just this shell shocked California ken doll who’s a bit taken by everything which is Eddie and the preppy douchebag who refuses to leave his side.
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i love you independent el. i love you bi el. i love you pan el. i love you lesbian el. i love you ace el. i love you elmax. i love you henderhop. i love you hopclair. ….midleven….. i love you aroace el. i love you platonic elmike. i love you willel. i love you jonel. i love you el hopper!!!!!! <3
#anti mileven#anti milkvan#antimileven#anti midleven#get in losers it’s appreciating el hopper hours#willel is ofc a sibling relationship so is jonel (jonathan & el)#el hopper#elmax#henderhop#elumax#hopclair#willel#jonel#methinkes
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We Wrote Stranger Things Season Five But There's Gay Vampires And It's A Puppet Theater
I wrote a 95 page treatment of how Stranger Things season five would go if I got to be in charge of it and then we acted it out scene-by-scene in the Hedgefrog Puppet Theater and made our friends voice characters with us and also there's a musical number and a drag bar and Eddie is alive and he and Steve are hooking up but it is NOT romantic it is PURELY sexual and also Steve and Robin are a horse and Max gets to have a sword (as a treat) 💕🦇✨🐎💕
#cannot stress enough that this is not steddie fanfiction#it is much more stobin fanfiction#with a little elumax and jargyle thrown in as a treat#also robin gets to hook up with an ofc and it is not because I don't like vickie this was just funnier#hedgefrog puppet theater#hedgefrog#stranger things#stranger things 5#stranger things fanfiction#stranger things fanart#steve and robin#stobin#platonic soulmates stobin#they're best best friends <3#steve harrington#robin buckley#butch robin buckley#nancy wheeler#jonathan byers#will byers#st#argyle stranger things#eddie munson#eddie munson fanfiction#steve x eddie#technically#steddie#max mayfield#el hopper#eleven stranger things
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thinking about El being unfamiliar with the concept of a "date" since she never went to one of those with Mike (which, let's not be too hard on him since El wasn't supposed to leave the cabin until late so they simply hung out there (though not ideal Michael, hmm)). Anyways, long after El and Mike broke up, El and Max are having a girls night and Max brings it up.
And El just stares at Max with her big unblinking brown eyes and a slight tilt of her head. "A... A date?"
"Yeah? You know, when two people go out and it's all romantic and shit?"
El frowns. "Uhm-"
"You never went on a date with Mike?" Max asks, not surprised but a bit pissed at Michael Wheeler and his emotionally constipated ass.
"We made out in my room."
"No, El. That's not a date. That's just hanging out."
"Are dates important?"
"Well, yes? I mean, I think so? They are fun."
El considers this for a moment and then fixes Max with her eyes. "Let's go on a date then."
And Max doesn't have the heart to tell El it doesn't work like that. Or maybe she doesn't want to. Maybe a date with El doesn't sound bad at all. Maybe it's only the fact that El deserves to be on a real date. Maybe Max is overthinking it, which isn't a thing she does a lot... except when it comes to El.
#elmax#elmax tumblr#byler#i'm tagging byler bc elmax and byler go hand in hand just like lumax and byler and elumax and byler#bet max would make sure to make of their date so special so el never forgets it#because el deserves it#and max also might enjoy a little too much when el is surprised and when she blushes#not that she'll ever admit it ofc
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i need to see happy sarcastic max again in s5
#byler#she still was funny ofc but i just cant see her suffer any longer its so sad#elmax#elumax#lumax
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i really honestly feel like the duffers could have had mikes disaster monologue and still moved on with milkvan endgame if they wanted to. not saying it makes narrative sense at ALL but i think the ga def would have bought it and they 100% could have gone on pretending everything was good. but yk what they did instead???
they had the fucking time skip where
1) els textually confirmed and POINTED OUT to be not talking to mike
2) instead we have ANOTHER byler scene. like if the whole point of byler s4 was to set up milkman then why are we still here after they “fixed” everything huh??? why we still hinting at this dynamic being important????
3) another mike directly paralleling els family members 🤩🤩 just for funsies
4) we have the last scene where they dELIBERATELY blocked mike and will together and had el WALK RIGHT PAST MIKE TO STAND ON HER OWN?!?!?!!? and then proceeded to have like 7 separate shots from every possible angle to rEALLY hammer home the three separate couples and el on her own.
like bro i see u duffers. if they wanted milkvan endgame they would have budgeted time for mike and el to TALK or even fucking look at each other???? but instead fucking hopper and mike??? had more screen time together??? in that last part??? than the supposed endgame couple??? okay hun 💅
#like fr i was doubting hard but then that time skip hit and it hit GOOD#like rly rly emphasized els platonic and familial love and elumax setting up for s5#and then ofc will max arc and byler#we gonna eat so good gay people ahhhhh#byler
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A Behind the Scenes of: Robin and Rose's Wedding
With Robin and her wife Rose as special guest, Jonathan gives insight into their illegal wedding that happened in '94.
On AO3.
Ships: Robin x ofc (background: jargancy, steddie, byler, elumax, jopper)
Warnings: homophobia mention
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“I can’t believe Jonathan Byers is a misogynist,” Robin says. They’re still setting up and both her, Jonathan and Rose are shuffling into frame and sitting down.
“Will you let that go, I never said that,” Jonathan complains as he adjusts the mic on his shirt.
“You let Steve and Eddie talk about their wedding and didn’t ask me,” Robin counters, pouting heavily. “I think that’s very misogynistic of you.”
“I immediately agreed when you asked,” Jonathan exclaims.
“But I had to ask,” Robin counters.
“I’m not a mind reader!” Jonathan says exasperated.
“Be nice to Jon, dear,” Rose speaks up, finally interrupting the argument, though she looks more amused than actually chastising.
“Alright, alright, at least my wedding photographer didn’t have a crush on my wife, so that’s a win,” Robin pretends to give in only to tease Jonathan again.
“Oh my god, did Steve tell you that?” Jonathan groans.
“Of course dingus told me that,” Robin informs him cheerily. “Now let’s start talking about our wedding.”
“Thank fuck,” Jonathan sighs. “Just know I’m keeping that in to show what I put up with when you guys are over. I don’t know when these turned into roast Jonathan videos. Nancy and Jane were lovely guests, you know.”
“I feel like it adds character, shows the wide extend of personalities we have,” Robin grins. “Now dance monkey, dance.”
Jonathan shakes his head at her. Despite it all, he doesn’t actually look annoyed. Then he straightens up and starts the video: “Hi, I’m Jonathan Byers, the main photographer and editor of A Collection of Queer Photography. Today, I’m here with Robin and Rose to talk about their illegal wedding in ‘94.”
“Hi, I’m Robin,” Robin introduces herself. Her bracelets clink together as she waves, there are laugh lines around her eyes and mouth and her hair is dyed a bright green. She’s wearing a funky patterned button up to go with it.
“And I’m Rose,” Rose adds, also waving. She’s wearing a deep green dress and a nice necklace and earrings. Her red hair cascades down her shoulders and she smiles with red painted lips.
“As with the other wedding, there was a structure to the layout,” Jonathan explains. “First you have the proposal, then the ceremony, the wedding photo shoot, the party itself, the morning after and then you two leaving for your honeymoon. That’s quite a lot, so I don’t know if we’re talking about the last two. We’ll see where it goes.”
“Fair enough,” Rose says as Robin snatches up the book and excitedly flips to the right page.
“Okay,” Robin starts once she found it. “First one is Accepted Proposal, ahh, so exciting.”
Accepted Proposal is taken at Argyle’s restaurant, since it had been empty at the time, save for the Boston crew, as well as a known queer safe space. In it is Robin on one knee in front of Rose, in her hand she has a little box popped open to show the ring in it. Rose has her hands clapped over her mouth in shock, tears in her eyes. Robin just grins shyly at her.
“I loved your proposal,” Rose smiles softly. “I didn’t see it coming at all and it was just perfect. You always manage to find a way to sweep me off my feet and make my dreams come true.”
“Oh my god, I am so gay. Steve 100% didn’t prepare me for this,” Robin breathes, before backtracking. “Not that I want to ruin this moment by mentioning Steve, I just meant that that is so sweet and beautiful and I love you and it’s all overwhelming.”
“Ahw, baby, come here,” Rose coos, pulling Robin into her chest and holding her tightly in her arms as Robin melts into her hold. Rose kisses her forehead and says: “I love you too.”
“We’re going to be like this the whole time aren’t we?” Robin speaks up, a little muffled from where she is burying her head in Rose’s chest.
“Probably,” Rose agrees.
“God grant me mercy,” Jonathan sighs.
Robin straightens up to point out: “You’re an atheist.”
“Yeah, but a man can wish,” Jonathan jokes, before he moves back to their task at hand: “This was taken at Argyle’s diner after closing. The diner was a queer gathering place to those that knew, but we also got a lot of drunken students.”
“Yeah, I wanted to ask it somewhere private and safe that wasn’t like our living room,” Robin says. “And there isn’t a better place to go. Our first date was there too.”
“It was perfect,” Rose tells her.
“I’m glad,” Robin smiles.
They hold eye contact for a second, while Jonathan introduces the next one: “Alright, on the same page we also have Wedding Preparations, which is taken by Steve. Wanna tell us what’s going on here?”
The photo in question is of Eddie, Robin and Rose surrounded by fake flowers at their kitchen table. They seem to be gluing them together into one big flowery monstrosity, whose purpose isn’t clear. The flowers are a mix or white, light pink and a dark red.
“We were making the flower decoration piece for our wedding and wedding photo shoot,” Robin says. “We might not have had a big church wedding or some shit, but we were going to have a pretty wedding.”
“It was part of my scrapbook and Robin was determined to make one, since we couldn’t do most other stuff. It was very sweet,” Rose answers.
“Well, what else was I going to do?” Robin asks. “You wanted a nice wedding, I was going to try my damnedest to make it so.”
“And I’m very lucky to have that,” Rose tells her.
Jonathan gives the two a fond smile, before flipping the page. “Okay, page 182 and 183 is the ceremony, starting with Here Comes One of the Brides, which is a reference to the song here comes the bride, but queered, because that’s what we’re all about.”
Here Comes One of the Brides is taken in the apartment Robin and Rose shared. Most of their furniture has been moved to Eddie and Steve’s and the living room has been turned into a wedding location. A few chairs are set in rows facing the place where the flower piece they’ve made functions as decorative piece.
It had been a small wedding, but all the chair are filled. At the front is Robin in a three piece pinstriped suit with bow tie, her buzzed hair freshly shaved. She is biting her lip and crying a bit, though doing a great job of pretending she isn’t.
Behind Robin is Steve, who is the best man, while Rose’s sister is maid of honor, waiting opposite to Robin as Rose walks the aisle, though she isn’t in the image. The wedding was officiated by Argyle, who is wearing a beautiful tiered skirt and blouse, and is grinning happily.
“Ahww, our little makeshift wedding venue,” Robin says. “We truly got married in our living room.”
“I think it was very romantic anyway,” Rose adds. “It was like we were able to visit that memory every day.”
“That’s such a sweet way to look at it,” Robins tells her, making gooey eyes as Rose blushes and thanks her.
“It was a nice wedding,” Jonathan says. “I think your guys properly transformed the space and made it feel fancy.”
“Thank you, Jon,” Rose says. “And thank you for taking all the photos too. I love this photo of Robin, she is so handsome, I love her in a suit.”
“Why thank you, darling,” Robin drawls jokingly, though she’s blushing too.
“No problem, did it with love,” Jonathan assures them. “And it was also personal gain, honestly. It added to my personal portfolio. I’m mostly glad that you agreed to let me use them for this, because your wedding has so many good queering of heteronormative moments.”
Robin laughs at that. “Yeah, it’s almost as if we’re two dykes tying the knot.”
“Yeah, almost,” Jonathan agrees with humor in his eyes.
“Still, thank you,” Rose smiles.
“Totally thank you, like without you I wouldn’t have this very beautiful photo of my wife,” Robin says, pointing at the page.
On screen a photo of Rose appears. She is wearing a gorgeous white wedding gown. It is a princess dress with all the ruffles and frills that fan out around her like a flower. She doesn’t have any sleeves, but she is haloed by her veil, which turns into a train. In her hand she has a bouquet of roses.
She is smiling, practically glowing as she walks down the aisle next to her father, who is giving her away with foggy eyes. She has been one of the lucky ones with accepting parents. Off to the side, her mother can be seen, crying her eyes out. Rose however is repressing the water works, looking like a picture perfect bride.
“For the record she’s pointing at Rose Given Away,” Jonathan informs the camera, before replying: “I love this photo. It such a typical bridal photo, but there is something about it that I can’t describe, but that is just so gay.”
“I think queer femininity is different than traditional femininity,” Rose says thoughtfully after a second. “A lot of traditional femininity is tied to attracting a man, which isn’t really a goal in queer femininity, so there are certain things that just aren’t present. I don’t know if what I’m saying makes sense.”
“It totally makes sense, she’s just being humble, but she’s actually super smart and reads a lot and is into gender theory and shit,” Robin interrupts, hanging off Rose as she does.
“Thank you, dear,” Rose tells her.
“Always, darling,” Robin replies.
“That is super interesting, I like that,” Jonathan agrees with Robin. “That is totally the vibe.”
“Not to mention she is super stunning and beautiful and looking like a fucking princess,” Robin adds. “Like, I’m not going to get graphic here.” “Please, don’t.” “But I regret not doing a garter thing, but it might be better, because I would not have come back out from under there.”
“Oh my god, Robin!” Rose squeal laughs.
“That’s you not getting graphic?” Jonathan chokes, stuck between appalled and dying of laughter.
There are also chuckles coming from behind the camera, before Argyle asks: “Can we please keep that in?”
Robin and Rose exchange a look, before Rose says: “Sure, it’s not me exposing myself.”
“I don’t expose myself, I speak truth,” Robin declares.
“Of course, dear,” Rose says, patting her arm, before she turns to Jonathan: “So, what’s next?”
Jonathan looks back down to the book, which had kind of been forgotten in the chaos. “The next one is First Kiss as a Married Couple and this whole page is about you two being officiated as married.”
The photo that appears is of Robin and Rose’s first kiss at the altar, unofficially wedded. Rose is pulling Robin in by the lapels of her jacket and Robin is enthusiastically clinging back, half pulling Rose’s veil off.
“I love the enthusiasm in this photo,” Jonathan says. “I talked about this with Eddie and Steve, but a lot of straight couple getting married don’t even like each other, which makes it more insane that love like this wasn’t legal. It’s just weird. But I’ll get off my nonsense and just say I love the enthusiasm.”
“I must agree that I also love the enthusiasm,” Robin nods, before she looks at Rose and bats her eyes: “I love it when you pull me into a kiss by my lapels. Very hot.”
“God, you are ridiculous,” Rose giggles. “But you’re so handsome in your suit, I feel like I can’t be blamed. Plus, you ripped off my veil and nearly tripped us both over, it was just practical to hold you put so we wouldn’t fall.”
“You know me so well, woman after my own heart,” Robin fake swoons.
“So are you, handsome,” Rose replies, booping her nose. Then she turns to Jonathan and says: “I think to add to your point, another aspect is that a lot of straight culture is being respectable and especially those that like get married in a church. PDA is kind of demonized and seen as sinful, they’re not kissing like this.”
“Huh, yeah, never thought about that, but that’s probably because the only straight wedding I attended was between mom and dad,” Jonathan says. “And like Steve and Robin if you want to count that. I refuse to count the others, they were queer.”
“And you are so correct for that, bestie,” Robin tells him.
“Oh my god, you are no longer allowed to hang out with the teens when you come visit me at work,” Rose exclaims. “They’re corrupting you.”
“Slay,” Robin attempts to deadpan, but a grin is breaking through.
“I hate you,” Rose giggles.
“Love you too,” Robin replies, letting the grin break through on her face.
The two of them giggle as Jonathan moves on: “Then the next photo is Unofficially Officiated, which is of the ceremony itself.”
It is of Argyle when officiating. He is speaking passionately, clearly visible between the smiling Robin and Rose. The affection from the photographer clearly shines through in the image.
“You are so gay for Argyle it’s hilarious,” Robin comments. “Like this our lesbian wedding and you manage to focus wholly on Argyle and it still be gay, because you use your camera to create fucking heart eyes at him.”
“I can’t help that he’s pretty,” Jonathan defends himself, blushing deeply.
“Ahw, you are pretty too, buttercup,” Argyle comments from behind the camera.
“You did look amazing,” Robin agrees. “And I love your officiating speech. It was very out there, I loved the energy.”
“I tried,” Argyle says.
“Alright, then the last one on the page is Celebrating, which I love. It’s tells such a story,” Jonathan moves on.
Celebrating is of Robin, now turned to Steve with her back to Rose. She is screaming with wide eyes as if she can’t believe that just happened and needs Steve to confirm. Steve is holding her hands, also screaming. Both are jumping with joy. In the background is Rose, rolling her eyes fondly at the duo.
Robin and Rose lean over to see the photo. Rose starts laughing the moment she sees, while Robin flushes red. She complains: “Rose always bullies me for this.”
“No, I don’t,” Rose argues.
“Yes, you do,” Robin pouts. “Remember like last week when you kissed me and asked if I needed to go find Steve to yell at him? We’ve been married for 23 years, this joke can die.”
“But it’s so funny,” Rose says. “It was cute, I swear. You were so excited about it. And I know how you and Steve are, I knew that when I said yes.”
“Alright, if you say so,” Robin gives in.
“I do say so,” Rose promises, punctuating her point by kissing Robin on the cheek.
“You kind of said all that needed to be said about this one,” Jonathan adds. “I do like to point out Rose here. She looks so fond, which I love as a little detail.”
“See, Jon agrees that it’s fond,” Rose says.
“Still a stupid joke,” Robin mumbles, but she doesn’t look too disgruntled.
Jonathan flips the page and snorts when he sees what’s on it. He says: “Okay, so these two pages are the photo shoot we did for your wedding and I love all of them, but I think we should just explain what we were doing and pick two to talk about so it doesn’t get completely out of hand.”
“Alright, I want to talk about my children,” Rose immediately agrees.
“I wanna talk about the Rob and Rose one,” Robin says.
“Okay, so we got two picked,” Jonathan says. “Now the concept for this was a stereotypical wedding photo shoot, but with an edge of ridicule. We took it seriously, but also made it absurd. I think you came up with it, Robin?”
“Well, it was collaborative,” Robin replies.
“No, it wasn’t. You made fun of me and then we did it anyway,” Rose corrects.
“You and I remember this very differently,” Robin says. “Why do you think that?”
“We went through my old wedding scrap book I made when I was fifteen and there were photos like this one in it and you laughed for like twenty whole seconds before demanding we did this. How else was I supposed to interpret that?” Rose asks.
Robin is quiet for a minute, then says: “Okay when you say it like that, I get why you think that, but I was never laughing at you, just the concept of it.”
“It was in my wedding scrap book,” Rose points out.
“That you made when you were fifteen!” Robin exclaims. “Everyone is stupid at fifteen.”
“Yeah, what were you doing at fifteen then, huh?” Rose shoots back.
“I was being jealous of Steve and the attention he got while being mad at him because he left crumbs everywhere,” Robin answers honestly.
“I thought you were seventeen when you two met,” Jonathan pipes up.
“Long story, Jonathan,” Robin waves him away. “The point is, it wasn’t meant as making fun of you, my love, so let’s just look at them and agree about that.”
“Of course, dear,” Rose gives in easily. She never was truly upset about it, but you don’t spend over twenty years around the party without starting silly arguments for the sake of arguing.
“So, first up Newlyweds Rob & Rose,” Jonathan starts out.
On screen the photo that appears is of Robin with Rose standing in front of her. They look to be posing for a family portrait in the late 1800s with serious faces. Robin has her hand on Rose’s shoulder, taller than her, but only because of the step stool that is clearly in frame.
“Okay, so this was meant to be like a typical 19th century family portrait,” Robin says. “And I think it’s so funny that you can just see the step stool right there. Because Rose is a lovely, beautiful, tall queen and I’m the butch one of us two, so to fully parody it, I had to be taller.”
“It’s hysterical,” Rose agrees. “But I was so terrified of you being up on that thing. I love you very much, handsome, but god, your coordination.”
Robin cackles loudly at that, falling into Rose’s side. She crows: “Oh my god, that is amazing, Steve told me the same exact thing when I mentioned talking about these to him. Remember when I almost face planted?”
“I do,” Rose tells her, sounding a little pained at the memory, but amused by Robin’s delight.
“It was a terrifying shoot for all the wrong reasons,” Jonathan agrees, snorting softly. “I also really like the title. Nance came up with this one, she’s said you guys would appreciate the gender fuckery of it.”
“We do,” Robin says immediately.
“Yeah, we are very much a butch4femme couple,” Rose nods. “This felt very accurate of us, while also fitting with the theme. I loved all the titles honestly.”
“The titles were very good and as Rose said, I am very butch. I border on this woman-not-woman edge of lesbianism and that makes me more comfortable with being addressed in a more masculine way, like going by Rob most of the time,” Robin says. “And honestly, I feel really blessed with how I’m represented in this book. Like I love all the other girls in there, but god what I wouldn’t have given to see a butch dyke when I was a teen, you know.”
Jonathan looks very touched by the comment and he replies: “I’m very honored you think that I presently you right, that means a lot.”
“Come here, you,” Robin exclaims, chocking up a little as she pulls Jonathan into a hug. More muffled because of it, she says: “Fuck, I told Steve I wasn’t gonna get mushy and here I am. He’s gonna laugh at me.”
She lets go and both of them wipe their eyes as they pretend not to. Rose puts a comforting hand on Robin’s back.
To move on from the moment, Jonathan says: “Then the other one we wanted to talk about is Wedding Picture with the Children.”
The photo is of Robin and Rose, sitting on the ground together. Rose’s dress fans around her as Robin sits in a mermaid pose next to her. It had been a lot of work to get their huge collection of garden gnomes they usually keep in a display near their front door positioned around them, forming a small army. Robin and Rose are both smiling proudly and happily, albeit a little cheeky too.
“Okay, so a lot of people have asked about the gnomes,” Jonathan informs them. “Why all the gnomes?”
Robin looks to Rose and gestures as if to say: Go ahead.
“Well, I already collected gnomes when we met. I started collecting them when I was nineteen, I think,” Rose answers. “My grandma moved to a care home and she had two in her garden that my mom wanted to throw out, so I stole them. They were so ugly, I loved them. From then on it became kind of a thing for me. I think I drunkly took that one from a garden once.”
She points at one, which gets circled in the photo on screen. The gnome in question has overalls and is holding a little shovel.
“They’ve always kind of hung around my dorms and apartments. A lot of dates thought they were creepy, but that night I met Robin we ended up on the topic. When I told her about it she said ‘gnome way’ and I gave her my number right then and there,” Rose tells Jonathan. “She was the one that demanded we put them in a display case by the door when we moved in together.”
Robin is smiling fondly and looking quite pleased with herself as Rose recounts the story. “Best pun I ever made,” she says. “11 out of 10, would do again.”
“No matter how many times I hear that, it just keeps being iconic,” Jonathan laughs.
“Personally, I consider myself not the stepdad, but the dad that stepped up for these gnomes,” Robin says. “I was channeling my inner dingus for this photo in particular. Don’t I look exactly like him on his wedding with the kids in the party.”
Jonathan and Rose both laugh, then Jonathan glances at the photo again, before gasping: “Oh my god, I can totally see it now.”
“Wait, gimme,” Rose demands as Jonathan wordlessly hands her the book. She looks at it closely, before exclaiming: “Oh my god, you totally do.”
“Of course I did, I know that man inside and out,” Robin says, almost affronted at the idea she couldn’t imitate Steve flawlessly.
“God, you’re ridiculous, I love you so much,” Rose tells her, handing the book back to Jonathan.
Robin’s face lights up in a big smile as she replies: “I love you too. Very much.”
As they gaze into each other’s eyes, Jonathan flips the page. He says: “Page 186 and 187 was the first and second dance. I put them as four in a line to tell kind of a story from left to right, starting with Asking for a Dance.”
The photo is of Robin, bowing as she kisses Rose’s hand. Rose is grinning widely, half hiding behind her other hand.
“Look at you, handsome. Always such a gentleman, made me feel like a princess,” Rose gushes.
“You are a princess,” Robin assures her, making Rose blush.
“Stahp,” she giggles.
Jonathan adds: “It is a lovely photo of you two. Very much a mix of that queering of the heteronormative and queer gender expression.”
“I live to queer it all,” Robin cheers, grinning widely as Rose high fives her.
At that, Jonathan shakes his head, before moving on: “Next to it is First Dance, title kind of speaks for itself here.”
In the photo Robin and Rose are very close together and swaying. Robin’s coordination prevents complicated choreography, however, she valiantly lead Rose that day and they danced for a big part of the night.
“The way I struggled with even this,” Robin groans in embarrassment. “Ask anyone and they’ll tell you I am the most uncoordinated person alive. The fact that we didn’t fall a hundred times is a combination of a miracle and your strong arms steadying us. Even with Steve coaching me for weeks late at night, I barely managed.”
“I think it’s very sweet that you tried so hard and I had a great time dancing with you,” Rose tells her gently.
“Still, I think I did better the second time around,” Robin says.
“Maybe, but I think this first one is still my favorite,” Rose replies.
“Ahw, stop, you’re gonna make me cry,” Robin exclaims, again burying herself in Rose’s chest as she hugs the other closely.
“Oh, I’m sorry, baby,” Rose immediate apologizes, petting Robin’s hair.
“Don’t say sorry for being perfect and lovely,” Robin says, voice muffled.
“Ahww, baby,” Rose coos, hugging her tightly, which makes the muscles in her arms bulge. After a second she lets go again and asks Jonathan: “What’s the next one?”
“Next one is Father-Daughter Dance with you and your dad,” Jonathan says.
The photo that appears is of Rose dancing with her father. She looks much like him, both of them with red hair and big frames. They’re both smiling, pride washing off the image.
“Your dad is so nice,” Robin says. “You look so much like him, it’s insane.”
“My dad is the best,” Rose agree easily. “Both my parents are. I am so lucky to have them and they make it easy to forget that not every parent is like that, but once you start hanging out with other queer people, you start to realize how common it is for parents to not be accepting. It’s heartbreaking sometimes.”
“I think it’s lovely that we got to have your family in here to show that it can be different, just like my mom and dad,” Jonathan says. “It’s easy to get lost in the gloom and doom, but it is getting better. Not perfect, but better. And it can be really hopeful to see.”
“Yeah, you should be fucking proud about it and loud, baby,” Robin adds. “Your parents are the fucking best and it truly shows that all the other shitheads aren’t products of their time, because there are people who knew better, even back then. And, honestly, I kind of love this little piece of tradition we had in our wedding. I love that we got to have that.”
“Ahw, you’re gonna make me cry,” Rose replies, dabbing her eyes as she hugs Robin and kisses her cheek.
Jonathan gives them their moment, before he says: “We wanted to show both sides of how coming out to parents can turn out and the effects of it. Despite the tragedy, I do love The Second Dance of you and Steve.”
Second Dance is Robin and Steve dancing in their suits. Both of them are crying, tears streaming down their faces as they cling more than dance.
Robin looks over to see and tears kind of spring up as she does. Softly Jonathan asks: “You still okay, Robs?”
“Ye- yeah, yeah,” she assures him swallowing heavily. “Just- kind of forgot that was in here. Hit me out of nowhere.” She wipes her eyes.
“Want to tell it yourself or us to do it?” Rose asks kindly, rubbing the back of Robin’s neck with her thumb in a soothing manner.
“I can do, thank you,” Robin says.
“Alright, take your time,” Rose smiles as Jonathan nods.
“Okay, so,” Robin sniffs. “This was my second dance with my favorite dingus. My dad wasn’t there to dance with me, so Steve did it. I- I, uh, also was his second dance at his wedding, because he really wanted one and I did too, honestly.”
She takes a deep breath: “We have this big family, but Steve is the closest to blood I have. He is kind of my whole world. Like, I don’t know what I would do without him honestly. He’s been there for me through everything. He’s the first ever person I came out too and he was my hype-man through everything. When I started dating, he was always my backup, gave me eating out tips and shit.”
Despite it being an emotional moment, Rose lets out a soft snort at that and both Jonathan and Robin crack a grin, the tension slightly broken.
“I’ve seen online people calling us weird for being so close and saying Steve has feelings for me, which is ridiculous,” Robin says. “We’re just way too comfortable with each other, because we care and we need each other to live. If I have to make sure the weird spot on his dick isn’t cancer so he grows old with me, I totally will. Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.”
“Anyway,” she turns back to the photo. “Neither of us had our parents in our lives anymore and as much as I appreciate Jim or Wayne, it just wouldn’t have been the same. So me and Steve danced and we both cried, because in that moment it just hits you, you know. You just realize that the other is the person you have. That it’s not just going to be over and you can’t go back home and tell your mom that despite all her worries you did get married, that I found someone who loved me even without all those ladylike manners she failed to instill on me. That I was okay.”
Robin now starts crying. She isn’t sobbing, just silent tears streaming down her face as her voice gets tighter and more strained.
“It never truly becomes real that you’re not welcome back. That their love was conditional. That never sinks in after it happens. And it hit me that in that moment it was real and Steve was there to catch me. He is always there to catch me. That’s why I love him so much,” Robin says.
She wipes her eyes again and clears her throat: “I’ll stop being sad now. Just love that man so much, he’s my soulmate.”
“I’m glad you have Steve,” Rose tells her. “He is really cool. He’s one of my best friends too honestly. I remember you crying and wanting to comfort you and Steve just told me that it was okay, that he had you and I should finish the dance with my dad and it was so easy to trust him with you. And sure enough by the time you two were done dancing you were laughing and smiling again. I honestly thought he was a wizard.”
“He never told me that,” Robin says.
“Must have not come up,” Rose shrugs.
“I love him,” Robin sighs happily.
“Me too,” Rose agrees.
“He is pretty great,” Jonathan adds, more to say something, because he feels awkward.
“But not as great as his husband, am I right, Jonny-boy?” Robin jeers, breaking the tension as Jonathan groans and everyone else cracks up again.
“I hate all of you,” Jonathan informs them, before pointedly flipping the page and ignoring their giggles as he reads: “Twirling Trio, is what we’re looking at right now.”
On screen a photo of Lucas twirling both El and Max on the dance floor, the three of them giggling appears. It had been a good day for Max, so her crutches are leaning against the wall in the back, just in case.
“It’s a good day for me when I get to photograph polyam people,” Jonathan says. “They’re a great throuple and I love how close Lucas and Jane are as friends too. That’s really important. Now, this page is early in the wedding and then 189 is later in the wedding. Next one is Wedding Cake and Stolen Kisses, which I think is a hilarious photo.”
The photo is of Steve sitting in a chair with Robin in his lap. The two are sharing a plate of wedding cake, but the photograph is taken when Steve is momentarily distracted by Eddie. Eddie is leaning over the back of the chair, stealing a kiss from Steve as well as a bit of cake, though that might be a fail, since Robin is on her way to stab his hand with her fork.
“I stabbed him so hard, he bled,” Robin reminisces fondly. “I think he still has a scar on his hands.”
“You were very protective over that cake,” Rose comments.
“Of course I was, it took us two days of cake tasting to pick one and it was very expensive,” Robin says, like that is a normal thing to say.
“You and Steve are sharing the plate,” Jonathan points out.
“That’s different,” Robin shrugs.
Jonathan shakes his head at her, then moves on: “I love the storytelling that is happening in it. I love capturing little moments where in people shine through, like in this other one on this page of Mike and Will. The Whipped Cream one.”
Whipped Cream is of Mike and Will both in neat suits. Will is eating some cake, but has some whipped cream on his upper lip. Mike is smiling softly at him, shaking his head fondly as he wipes away the whipped cream with his thumb. Will is staring dumbly, looking very love stricken.
“It was truly luck that I managed to catch that one and I’m so pleased. It’s such a cliché and I love that,” Jonathan says. “And then the next one – sorry, I’m kind of speeding through these, but otherwise it’s too long.”
“Go ahead, baby boy,” Argyle encourages him from behind the camera as Robin and Rose both nod and gesture to go ahead.
“Feel free to interject,” Jonathan says anyway. “So, the next one is Talks of Love.”
The photo that appears is of Argyle, Nancy, Robin and Rose. Argyle is smiling widely, having Nancy under one arm and Rose under the other. Robin is holding Rose’s hand and resting her face happily against her arm.
“This is the transition photo to later in the night when people started drinking,” Jonathan explains. “Argyle had taken his officiant role a little seriously and he was speeching. It was really cute and romantic.”
“He was waxing poetry about you and Nance, of course you think that’s cute,” Robin says.
“Hey, I was talking about the beauty of love and how we’re all connected, man,” Argyle speaks up from behind the camera to defend himself.
“You still remember what you were talking about?” Rose asks, sounding surprised.
“Nah, he’s just has been repeating the same speech about love since ‘86, you just haven’t heard it as much because we had less time to get stoned together since we met,” Robin says.
“And it’s amazing every time,” Jonathan defends Argyle.
“Ahw, thank you, baby boy,” Argyle says, smile obvious in his voice.
“Whipped,” Robin hollers.
“I have let you talk about your wife and your wedding for hours now, don’t you fucking dare do this to me, Robin. Let me live in peace and let’s just go talk about the conga line,” Jonathan says, pointing accusingly at Robin to punctuate his sentence.
“Let me live in peace and let’s just go talk about the conga line,” Robin repeats, dying of laughter as she does.
“What did you name that one?” Rose asks, leaning over to see if she can read it, but her view is getting obscured by Robin, who is still laughing.
“Conga Line of 1994,” Jonathan answers, a little embarrassed about it.
As the title suggests the photo is of Argyle, Dustin, Eddie, El, Lucas, Joyce Robin, Rose and Steve forming a conga line. It is clear that some, if not most, of them have had a little too much to drink at this point.
“Joyce totally started that conga line,” Robin recalls, mirth in her eyes. “She said I do not have to drive or be responsible and I respect that about her.”
“You were the second person in the conga line, love,” Rose reminds her.
“Yeah, because I have taste, thank you,” Robin sniff snootily.
“It was pretty great, I loved it. I couldn’t not photograph it. It’s just delightful and shows the vibes the wedding got when it went on for a little,” Jonathan agrees. “Which is even more visible in the other two, starting with Kiss the Bride.”
Kiss the Bride is of Robin, her bow tie undone along with the top buttons. She is hanging of a smug Rose and is covered in lipstick kisses, looking quite pleased with herself as she grins into the camera. Rose’s lipstick is smudged.
“I have this one framed on my desk,” Robin says. “I love that photo.”
“Really?” Rose asks, blushing. “Don’t you share your office space with your coworkers?”
“Yeah,” Robin answers as if that means nothing to her. “If they want to make a comment about it, they are just getting a ramble about you and how great my wife is. Their choice.”
“God, you’re a doofus,” Rose tells her affectionately, before coyly adding: “I love how you look in my lipstick.”
“Same,” Robin sighs dreamily.
“Not to interrupt you two being gay for each other, but-” Jonathan starts out. He gets interrupted by Robin hollering: “Too late.”
“I knew that,” Jonathan sighs fondly, nudging her with his elbow. “I just wanted to add how this one along with Off to the Wedding Bed is some hilarious visual storytelling. Do you remember yelling that everyone had to leave, because you were going to fuck your brand new wife?”
“Yes, I did, Jonathan. It’s almost like I have two of the most annoying roommates, who like to remind me of that humiliating moment every time they have an opportunity,” Robin deadpans, exaggerating her pout.
The photo they’re referencing has appeared on screen and is of Rose’s back. She has lost her veil and train and currently has Robin slung over her shoulder, obviously carrying her off. Robin is cackling as she looks into the camera. Eddie is whistling in the foreground and Steve is clapping as he grins, next to them is Nancy, who is shaking her head fondly.
“You jumped in my arms right after,” Rose reminisces with a sappy smile. “You’re so cute.”
“It was mortifying,” Robin says. “I had to face everyone of them the next day covered in hickeys. They all knew.”
“I think they all already kind of guessed,” Rose informs her.
“We totally did, brocacho,” Argyle agrees.
Robin buries her head in her hands, before straightening out again. She’s still flushed but determined: “No, I refuse to be embarrassed. I love my wife and I am horny for her, always have been. You all can go suck my dick!”
“Love the energy, handsome,” Rose laughs.
“Same energy you had that night,” Jonathan adds, which earns him a shove from Robin, though she’s laughing too.
Jonathan bounces right back and adds: “I do think that Eddie, Steve and Nancy really add to the photo. I know we’re joking about it, but this book celebrates queer sex too, despite how it is often deemed perverted and wrong. I love how we made something lovely out of it.”
“Same, honestly. I felt like such a predator for so long, because I was attracted to girls,” Robin agrees. “And it’s just as beautiful as other sex. Just as nasty too, but we won’t talk about that right now. Shout out to all the nudes you took that didn’t make it in. We could have had a whole page of Argyle nudes or Nancy nudes.”
“Shut up,” Jonathan squeals, pushing her over this time as she cackles.
Robin pops right back up, like nothing has happened, then demands: “Let’s talk about the morning after photos.”
“Do we have time for that?” Jonathan asks Argyle.
“It’s already pretty long, baby boy,” Argyle answers.
“Maybe we should just leave it here,” Jonathan offers apologetically.
“But I wanna talk about those photos,” Robin pouts. “Can’t we part two it? Come on. I need something to rub in Steve’s face.”
“You should have lead with that,” Jonathan jokes, before finishing up: “That was a behind the scenes of the wedding of Robin and Rose, thank you both for being here.”
“Thanks for having us,” Rose replies politely.
“Yes, thank you for giving into my demands,” Robin teases.
“We’re going to do a hopefully shorter part two, so until then I guess?” Jonathan says. “Bye.”
“Bye!” Robin waves excitedly
“Goodbye,” Rose smiles.
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A/N:
I kind of didn’t say a lot about certain pictures, because I didn’t want it to get too long and I let chaos reign and kind of flesh out this relationship more :D
#rr writing#stranger things#st post season 4#robin buckley#jonathan byers#platonic stobin#eddie lives au#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin x ofc#robin buckley x oc#lesbian robin buckley#argyle stranger things#OC#jargancy#byler#elumax#jopper#stobin#a behind the scenes by jonathan byers#a collection of queer photography by jonathan byers#the party stranger things
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i’m sorry to tell you guys, but dustin is not the token straight friend. he’s fruity he just doesn’t know yet.
#he starts questioning everything when everyone starts coming out#he’s supportive and happy ofc#but something lgbtq is happening to him every time someone comes out#he’s bi <3#bc i said so <3#and steddie and byler and elumax and ronance and jargyle are so so proud of him#when he comes out
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Hello, nerds! Welcome to Elmax week! 💜❤️
DATE: from the 28th of August to the 3rd of September but we’ll be accepting submissions up to 3 weeks after the event
RULES
Every work you submit must be tagged as #elmaxweek2023 so that we can see it and reblog it!
Any type of work can be part of the event! Submit everything and anything as long it has to do with our girls! Ofc
This is a romantic Elmax week not platonic. Also try to avoid Elumax, please. Your works can have minor or background relationships but the main pair must be Elmax.
Also please try to keep this SFW but if it isn’t, please tag the post as NSFW and hide it under the cut so that we know!
Avoid smut but if there is, again tag the work as such!
FANFIC PROMPTS:
Roomates AU
Rink-O’-Mania fix it (Max goes to Cali instead of Mike or both go to Cali together)
1930s AU
Hanahaki AU
Post comatose Max
Second Chances
Self discovery journey and coming out
MOODBOARD AND FANART PROMPTS:
Summer days
Sleep overs and night time activities
Shopping and Music
Sports AU
Flowers and nature
Historical AU
Vacation and First Date
PROMPTS FOR EDITS AND GIFS:
First meeting
Spiderman AU
Girl In Red theme
Mileven break up
Will’s monologue played over Elmax scene
Favorite Outfits
Free day
AO3 COLLECTION
El’s Tumblr acc and Arian’s Tumblr acc
We’ll be posting some moodboards to set the mood!
And remember, we make our own rules! 💜❤️
#elmaxweek2023#elmax#elmax fanart#elmax fanfic#elmax nation#elmax supremacy#el hopper byers#eleven hopper#el hopper#jane hopper#max mayfield#lesbian el hopper#bi max mayfield#lesbian max mayfield#stranger things#sapphic#bisexual#lesbian#wlw#sapphic love
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new intro post again 🗣️‼️
it’s ya girl, cade n i thought that it be time for a new intro post soooo let’s go
as i said before, my name’s cade, ya can also call me cady it doesn’t really matter to me :]
my birthday’s nov 6th (yes, november 6th) i’m an infj n i’m an astrology geek 😅 scorpio ☀️ scorpio 🌕 n scorpio rising
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-main fandoms
-across the spiderverse (atsv)
-stranger things
-pjo
-proud family (the original n reboot) [updated]
-my dad the bounty hunter [updated]
-hsmtmts [updated]
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- main romantic ships (atsv
-punkflower
-chaipunkflower (goldenpunkflower)
-chaiflower (goldenflower)
-chaipunk (goldenpunk)
-flowerbyte
-prowlerbyte
-prowlerpunk
-main platonic ships (atsv)
-ghostflower/gwiles
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-main romantic ships (st)
-byler
-elmax
-elumax
-lumax
-stonathan
-ronance
-main platonic ships (st)
-elmike
-madwheeler
-henderhop
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main tags i use
#cade’s things - usually on all my original posts
#cade’s thoughts - again usually on all my original posts
#cade’s writing ✍🏾 - all of my fics and fic ideas are tagged w this
#cade’s moodboards 🫶🏽 - for my moodboards ofc
#cade vents - for obvious reasons
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shoutout to my moots !!! (if i forget any of u just let me know, i have the worst n best memory ‼️)
@royallydivinelesbian @yarkayaslava @cringefail-loser @pimplepogue @pinkbebasins @pinkpwuddin @yelenapines @xhavibee @zipzaptoastainthebath @eyebagtree @delusional-dingus @miaisagirllover @mike-wheeler-hater @shortcakezzzz
@sunflowersand-bees my stepparent <33
@atbyler my platonic spouse <3
@eefonline my fellow Guy
@rashadliveson my everything, my reason for living, my husband <33333
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favorite singers (as of now):
-sade
-kali uchis
-sza
-mitski
-olivia rodrigo
-laufey (lin)
-ice spice
-megan thee stallion
-nicki minaj
-selena (quintanilla)
-kiana ledè
-minnie riperton
-beyoncé
-rihanna
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favorite songs (as of now):
-moonlight by kali uchis
-muñekita by kali uchis (with el alfa n jt)
-snooze by sza
-supermodel by sza
-pretty little birds by sza
-bitter bitch by kiana ledè
-deeper by kiana ledè
-plenty more by kiana ledè
-your love is king by sade
-bug like an angel by mitski
-class of 2013 by mitski
-carry me out by mitski
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favorite albums (as of now):
-lush by mitski
-retired from sad new career in business by mitski
-bury me at make out creek by mitski
-puberty 2 by mitski
-be the cowboy by mitski
-laurel hell by mitski
-aaliyah by aaliyah
-ctrl by sza
-renaissance by beyoncé
-red moon in venus by kali uchis
-wasteland by brent faiyaz
-fuck the world by brent faiyaz
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DNI:
if you’re a flowerfang shipper
like child porn/are pedophilic
ship flowerfang/blood flower, you’re fucking disgusting and you should drop dead because you literally like to read a 15 year old be raped by a man x2 his age that tried to kill his ass
IF YOU ship miles and the spot
IF YOU ship miles n hobie where hobie’s 19+
IF YOU TREAT MILES LIKE A SEX SLAVE !!!!!!
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that’s all, folks !! browse my blog for a bit while ya at it? see ya ✌🏾
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Talking more about The Four Chimes AU because yes
so there’s been an interesting surge of apocalypse four (though most people call them vecna four) content recently, which i am very much thrilled to see
in line with that, i’m gonna share a bit more on the au that has been built from the ground up ever since last year, having definite arcs and various aus and sub aus of it already
the four chimes au
this universe has been mine and @lumaxramblings 's blood, sweat, and tears for the past year, ever since July 14
i've made a few posts about it, and shared some snippets on it in some wip weds and weekends, but i never fully explained the universe beyond the little bubble of the discord thread in the discord server im in
so let me explain now. we know this already but the apocalypse four are vecna's four sacrifices to make the four gates, but in this au, they're not just the four sacrifices. they're the four chimes too.
you see, vecna had a vision. he had remembered the story of the four horsemen of the apocalypse from a time victor creel had brought him and alice to the Church to listen
the four horsemen of the apocalypse, he had mused...and inspiration struck him.
he had a vision, and he saw it through.
and he got them all. he won.
and now he has his four horsemen of the apocalypse, or in this universe rather...his four chimes of catastrophe.
you all know who they are, but the question is, who is who? well, as @lumaxramblings has said in that fateful ask that started this whole universe in the first place, it would be:
chrissy = famine
fred = death
patrick = war
max = pestilence
as for the reason, canon itself gives some details and evidence to point out who would be who. (tw ed mention on chrissy's part)
chrissy is famine because of her eating disorder and her "hunger" to be free in a sense. fred is death because of his survivor's guilt and all the constant grave and death visuals. patrick is war because of his home life and how he's always in constant conflict. and finally, max is pestilence because of her thought process on being something that plagues others...and vecna!lucas' "you are sick."
there's quite a few more points that can be brought up, along with how some of the canon scenes actually fuel this universe, but i'll talk about that another time
so now, vecna's sacrifices are no longer who they were before everything.
now, they are his soldiers, his little experiments, his four chimes of catastrophe.
and just as they had been broken, they will now be the ones to break the world.
...
(but then...you remember, the apocalypse 4 weren't the only ones who got caught in vecna's curse and vision.
you know who else did?
nancy wheeler.
and in the four horsemen of the apocalypse lore, wasn't there something going on with the white rider of the horsemen? the fact that...there's a bit of confusion on whether the white rider is pestilence...or conquest?
...in another universe, nancy is conquest, the fifth chime of catastrophe.
an incomplete chime.
...but maybe that's a story for another day...)
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i actually had started the fic of this already, but it's been a few months since i've updated it, oof :")
anyway, that's a bit of an explanation on the four chimes au.
it kind of becomes a s5 alternate universe in a sense? finnthony and i already have an idea on what happens all throughout the main story, complete with arcs already lmao (and that's not even talking about the sub-aus, like the conquest au...)
its lots of angst though, lemme tell you
i dont want to reveal too much but there is a lot of platonic and romantic dynamics here
platonic being the party's friendship (heh), the teens' friendship, best friend soulmates stobin ofc, and all other platonic relationships that can be connected with each member of this ragtag, traumatized group
for romance, we got lumax (with future elumax), byler, duzie, ronance, stongyle (aka steve x jonathan x argyle), jopper, and...well. a few others too, but i'll be keeping those quiet for now.
i’ll likely post more stuff at some point, to get it out here lmao and because this au is just <3
tagging the people who’ve been here all through out:
@laurienotteddy @mitski-slope @itsanotheridiot @hellsfireclub @history-of-stories @she-wont-miss
#four chimes#apocalypse four#vecna four#four chimes au#the four chimes au#max mayfield#fc pestilence#patrick mckinney#fc war#fred benson#fc death#chrissy cunningham#fc famine#nancy wheeler#fc conquest#stranger things#stranger things au#tw ed mention
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hi! do you have any ronance + elmax headanons? <3
HELL YEAH!! ALSO YOU ARE AMAZING THANK YOU FOR THE RONANCE PROMPT IVE BEEN DYING TO RAMBLE ABOUT THEM OMG I LOVE YOU <3
ok so onto the hcs (yeaahh)
robin and max hang out and talk about their crushes a lot and robin ADORES having someone like girls in the same way she does. but straight boy solidarity is great, steve! (ik hes bi obviously it just hasnt clicked yet)
nancy is a journalist with insane instincts, so she was bound to pick up on elmax eventually
robins already out to nance and the party at this point so nancy just mentions it casually in conversation
"hey, do el and max like each other"
robin doesnt have a filter so she just blurts out "wait max told you??"
"...no. i guessed"
and thats how ronance teams up in trying to set elmax up. as if theyre so amazing at confessing to their crushes *hint hint*
ronance = maxs moms = encouraging max to ask el to be her gf near constantly <3
its so silly bcs they dont realize theyre making eyes at each other instead of keeping tabs on elmax and making sure everything is going according to plan
max knows. she knows everything 100% and she keeps thwarting their plans like the self sabotaging bitch she is (rip)
el asks her out first.
she goes to robs bcs she knows robin likes girls and is just like her <3 and they come up with a plan for el to ask max out
she does and their first date is a picnic fuck you i will never give up the elmax/elumax picnic first date agenda
nancy helps el pick out something cute to wear (disclaimer: el is fucking adorable in everything she wears. its all cute.)
they laze around and el appears in her mind so max can see her when she kisses her for the first time <3
max and el are super bouncy and happy next time they talk to ronance and robin and nancy clap for them and get just as excited, if not more
ronance with that sense of "you only got your shit together because of us" high-fiving quote unquote, "subtly"
the roles reverse. el and max are the matchmakers now (+ steve bcs hes ronance truther #1 in my mind)
el using her powers to make them gravitate towards each other and them giving her death glares that say "what are u doing stop trying to set us up its obviously unrequited" and el just stares back like "girl wtf are you talking about??" while max gives them thumbs up and nods encouragingly while both robin and nancy think theyre being set up for rejection.
once nancy composes herself she power walks her ass over to robins house to tell her that el and max are trying to set them up
robin "what? no theyre not haha why would they do that its not like we like each other amiright? am. i. right." buckley and nancy "yeah ofc totally not. right. youre right." wheeler being kind of oblivious.
they get together when robin is just rambling about this book she read one day and she wont shut up and theyre sitting close enough that their sides are pressed together and their knees are in a perpetual state of bumping into each other and shes just so adorable and pretty and hot and nancy just cant resist
she grabs her face and kisses her
it takes a hot minute before she pulls away in mortification and robin starts talking. again.
"that was mind-blowing but if that was an experiment we can just forget about this. um. if it wasnt. id be surprised but...not opposed. at all. but thats not possible so anyways, my book was so-" ohmygodohmygodohmygodholyshitohmygodwhatthefuckohmygod
theyre girlfriends pretty soon after
elmax commends them on *finally* getting their shit together
final verdict: elmax and ronance are in love
anyways, thank you sm for the ask!! i really enjoyed answering it ily and take care of yourself <3 <3 <3
#ronance#elmax#robin buckley#nancy wheeler#el hopper#jane hopper#el byers#jane byers#jane ives#[insert every other variation of el's name i'm missing]#max mayfield#my fav sapphics <3#+ two (2) mentions of#steve harrington#i love u thanks for the ask <3#(my head)canons#my mailbox 💌
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Guys what if it's all been a long con for the Duffer Brothers, they've waited years for this final season, there's nothing else after this. Everyone is gay, Eddie is back ofc, we get a full Byler episode, Elumax is a positive polyamorous couple on screen, we get a Ronance/Steddie double date to close off after the final battle.
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hey stranger things tumblr bcz everyone in this fandom apparently doesn’t care abt the bestest boy in the series can u ppl plz send me Lucas-centric fic requests? (some guidelines under the cut)
i don’t write smut
will do (romantic or platonic) relationship stuff as long as it isn’t mostly/entirely focused on the other person/people
not rlly a guideline but i ship lumax/elumax, think lucas & mike (platonically) would be interesting, and think the world is seriously deprived of sinclair siblings fan content (platonic u weirdos), also the robin & lucas friendship in lucas on the line was super cool so yk (other platonic relationships too ofc)
no aus, they just don’t rlly interest me (canon divergence and high school aus r alright ig)
will write fluff and hurt/comfort (i am NOT making my boy suffer anymore w/o comfort)
would be completely down to write queer shit
uhhh can’t think of anything else (might add to it later)
if anyone who also wants lucas requests wants to rb this and add their own guidelines (or just use mine) feel completely free too c:
#realised i forgot to capitalise anything under the cut but whatever-#anti billy hargrove#anti harringrove#< tagging that so those ppl stay tf away from this#anyways someones gotta arrange a lucas sinclair/sinclair siblings week or smthn cause we are STARVED#idk how to but if someone else wants to i’d be happy to help#lucas sinclair#sinclair siblings#stranger things#fic requests#writing#fanfic#ao3
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hi!! hope you’re having a good day :) what are some things you’d like to see or expect to see in season 5? 🥰
hiya!! todays been alright thank you sm <3
my s5 hopes/predictions..
byler endgame (ofc)
el breaks up with mike near the beginning of the szn
i think will is going to get vecnaed but i really want mike to .. maybe they both will idk
as much as i don’t want him to i think steve might die . bc they said none of the party will die and they wouldn’t kill hopper or joyce and the rest of the parents no one rly cares abt. n they need someone to die right?
rockie r gonna get together for sure <3 i would like vickie to be in it a bit more so we actually know who she is tho lol
i think will is going to have powers even tho i don’t understand how/why
mike finally goes to the UD (with will?) (flickwrgate?) (either way byler confession/byler buildup is absolutely happening down there)
el is going to save max. she’s gonna be the one to get her consciousness or whatever back from henry
lumax endgame (& am unrealistically hoping for elumax ..)
no one dies in the byers-hopper family and they get to be happy forever <3
as much as i would like lonnie to die i think his actor was just there bc he’s gna appear when will gets vecnaed
will and mike have a Serious fight. buildup from rain fight & rinkomania and will is gonna snap and scream and mikes gonna cry and it’s gonna be amazing.
so. much. more of mike ‘heart eyes’ wheeler. that boy is down horrifically and i love it
ok that’s it thank u sm <33 !!
#asks#st s5#st s5 predictions#stranger things 5#stranger things#byler#mike wheeler#will byers#will x mike#rockie#robin buckley#vickie stranger things#robin x vickie#lumax#lucas sinclair#max mayfield#lucas x max#elmax#el hopper#el x max#elumax
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hey hi for the st headcanon thingy do u have any for byler or elmax (elumax if u ship that idk)??
yes ofc i do !!!
mike always brings back things that remind him of will, like a wildflower on the edge of the sidewalk or a little trinket or a pretty rock, and will leaves his hoodies and sweatshirts on his bed or in the living room and they Mysteriously always end up in mike's possession
el loves painting her nails red and yellow because the colors remind her of max and their matching raincoats, and max teaches el how to braid her hair, which el uses as an excuse to have her hands in max's hair and she is not even sneaky a little bit
lucas always tries to attempt to be Cool and Macho and use pick up lines on max and el, except they never work Ever and they both tease him relentlessly, and he's thrown in for a loop whenever max throws one back at him or el compliments him
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