Mc: Henry, you know? People are cruel...
Levi: Mc…
Mc: You offer them your hand, you support them and you want them to prosper.
Levi: Mc please!
Mc: *giving him the back leaning against the fish tank* And when you ask for help…. They stab you in the back in the cruelest way...
Levi: Mc I promise I won't throw you in the Super Smash Bros again!!!! Please don't turn your back on me!!!!!
Mc: No one Henry, don't trust anyone…..
Levi: *crying* MC!!!
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Mammon: What do you call an insect that always begs for things?
Leviathan: You?
Mammon:
Mammon: It's a "centi-PLEAD"
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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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How I feel coming back to obey me after playing what in hell is bad after some time
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We all are wicked sheeps 😔.
Based on the anime Frieren.
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Mammon: Demons do not feel guilt, that is only for humans and angels.
Solomon: ... *grinning* Remember that cake you ate the other day?
Mammon: Yeah.
Beel: It was delicious
Levi: An Ur+ ranked cake.
Solomon: It was Mc's
Mammon: ...
Beel: ...
Levi: ...
Solomon: They had been working for two weeks to be able to buy it because it was an ultra-exclusive promotion.
Mammon: What-
Solomon: They came home tired every day from work and attending to your selfish needs… all so they could share that cake with everyone *falsely tearing*
Mammon: *crying* I'm a monster!!!
Beel: *sobing* WE are monster!
Levi: *balled up in a corner*
Mc enters the room and sees the brothers crying.
Mc: What have you done?
Solomon: Me? nothing :D
Mc: Don't tell me you are surprised when people tell you that you are more demon than human.
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Raphael: Are you sure you should be giving this to me? As much as I like Solomon's cooking, he did make these cookies especially for you.
MC: Please, I INSIST.
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When you take 3 hours to get ready for demon school…
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✨With the punch of a pentagram I wap bam boom alakazam✨
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