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#OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW UP HELLO
prettyboykatsuki · 2 years
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*pounds my fist on the floor*
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todayisafridaynight · 11 months
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Okay I can't post it until next week at the earliest and NEED to get this off my chest between now and my next longer reply because of stuff we were talking about:
Confirmed in one of my livestream clips there's been actual consideration towards Mine having survived. It's just a matter of his voice actor's availability and wanting to do it right if they end up doing it. We really could see Mine back in the main series.
And I recorded that clip based on something I misheard and didn't register that part at all until now. How Are We Doing Tonight
(Speaking of, get well soon!! I was sick myself the past couple of weeks, it's awful)
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me waiting for the absolute millisecond yokoyama drops the 100% Mine Survived The Fall statement
#snap chats#ON THE REAL THOUGH HELLO ?#hang on i need to put my thinking cap on after i threw it across the room excited#OK so i recall yokoyama(? im p sure it was yokoyama lik 99% sure it was him) talked about the concept of mine being alive#i think i still have the tweet bookmarked and while he didnt blatantly confirm it he did kind of allude to it#EITHER WAY ive gotten hope from the idea of mine being alive before#BUT IF THIS IS CREDENCE TO FURTHER CONFIRMATION i might just explode. i MIGHT just be even MORE insufferable#this is such a funny case though like i love how the status of mine's mortality is treated like an actual missing person's case sometimes#Area Man That Went Missing In 2009 Has Finally Been Found Alive#im holding off on the Mine's Alive memes until theres a Confirmation confirmation#i dont even care if he comes back in the main games (yes i do im lying) just the idea that's he's out there would satisfy me for now#if mine was just a local cryptid in the rgg franchise that would be JUST as funny oh my god actual zhao in judgement type beat#BUT THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D WANNA SAY SOMETHING NOW#IF YOU GET THE CLIP OF THAT READY LIKE OBVI ID LOVE TO SEE IT ?? MY STARS#gonna think of this all night.. mine should come back so i can be even more annoying#and thank you- i hope you're feeling better from your sickness now !#i think im starting to feel better- i just have to stay inside more i guess#when i was at school there was pretty much no foliage so my allergies werent as bad#but back home theres nothing But foliage im gonna throw up ☠️
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the-acid-pear · 6 months
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Fought with my dad again 👍 Hopeless ass situation. This is like being in the city except I don't even have a bed or a radiator. He's being such a monumental cunt tho I'm so tired of his refusal to get his shit together. Imma do some jigsaw shit to this man see if that makes a change somehow.
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bluetimeombre · 4 months
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⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ falling out of love
fans think that you and tom are falling out of love after filming for ballad of songbirds and snakes and you don't post about each other much, so you show them that it's far from the truth.
[heres to 2024 coming soon. this is not part of my ongoing series but a little something else to hold you all over. never proofread, just vibing. btw just watched salt burn and I’m scared of barry now]
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tomblyth: the vibes are green
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user: he’s so happy!!!
user: um, where’s yourusername?
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user: they don’t have to be around each other all the time
user: they haven’t been seen together in ages ☹️☹️
user: if they break up I’ll cry myself to sleep every night
user: my man looks so good
user: maybe she just didn’t want to hike (i wouldn’t)
user: 😍😍
user: he’s active again!!!!
user: I miss them
user: where’s yourusername
user: daddy 🔥🔥🔥🔥
user: just wanna know who the girl he’s with is, i just wanna know
user: is that the necklace yourusername gave him?
user: y’all are obsessed!!!
user: let my man live
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yourusername: packing only the essentials
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user: packing?
user: what do you mean packing, where you going?
user: hotmamma
user: I love u
user: where’s tom
user: where is she going? to tom
user: is she leaving tom?
user: I love her whole vibe
user: I hope she’s going to go see tom 😔😔
user: why is she always slaying, it must be so tiring to be her
user: tomblyth
user: tomblyth
user: tomblyth
user: I can’t lose my third set of parents plssss
user: hearts breaking rn
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user: rip tomblyth and yourusername, I’ll miss you
user: cosying up??? they’re literally just talking
user: it was bound to happen
user: tom!!!! cone get ur gurl
user: crying in the club rn
user: not believing in anything until they confirm
user: I can’t believe it; i won’t
user: love is dead
user: as long as they’re happy
user: they were probably pr for the hunger games and it’s been over two years, who cares now
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yourusername: that’s a rap on me and my Malibu dude!
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‘It’s so over,’
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yourusername: tom and I falling out of love, a compilation
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user: oh it’s so back
user: she really said stop it!
user: parents!!!!
user: THANK GOD
user: taking the toaster out of the bath rn
user: goals
rachelzegler: you guys are so cute I’m gonna throw up
user: the fourth picture hello?!?!?!
user: damnnnnn
user: THANK GOD IM SO HAPPY
user: stfu enews
user: he’s such a gentleman in every picture but the fourth
user: I just knows he’s packing
zendaya: ❤️
user: planning the wedding
user: twitter lied!!
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tomblyth: falling out of love? more like falling in love with every single day that passes. I love you
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user: AHHHHHHHH
user: the posts!!!! the posts!!!!!
user: I just know they picked out these photos together
user: I love them
user: they’re giggling and kicking their feet rn
user: this is the cutest damn couple ever
user: I know they’re so in love because look at like these pictures, so darn cute
user: two years going on forever!!!
user: they could never make me believe you guys were over
user: they were literally probably just laughing off the rumors
user: they had us in the first half, ngl
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‘Oh it’s so back!’
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love-belle · 9 months
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i bet you think about me !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their post break-up era is just them shading each other on instagram and co parenting their cat.
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for when you know they're thinking about you. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
sequel - i'll be loving you for quite some time ⋆·˚ ༘ *
warnings - language. both the reader and lando are petty bitches having a petty virtual stand-off.
author's note - hello!!!!! so sorry for the wait, i've been busy with stuff :/// i really hope u like this <3 thank u so much for reading!!! i love u <3
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landonorris happier than ever.
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username THE CAPTION
username oh.
username no bc why did this hurt me.
username my heart can't take it what the fuck
danielricciardo unnecessary caption but alright.
-> landonorris i did not lie though???
username WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
username i haven't recovered from their breakup and now ur telling me that they ended on bad terms??????
-> username no they're fine!!!!!!! this is just lando being silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
username no bc why THE FUCK is lando out here looking all fine while my girl y/n was seen crying in front of her mom yesterday
-> username weren't there rumours that they broke up bc y/n was committed to this relationship more than lando was????
-> username oh what the fuck
username "happier than ever" like we didn't see u and y/n all those years with eachother
maxverstappen1 👍
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username nah bc if i was y/n i would be so hurt by this what the fuck.
-> username imagine going through a breakup after being together for more than 2 years and they post THIS after a WEEK like
lilymhe fake ass bitch
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username god i love lily defending her wifey
username LANDO HOW AM U SUPPOSED TO DEFEND U LIKE THIS
username no bc my heart's aching for y/n she doesn't deserve this
charles_leclerc need to talk to you real quick.
-> carlossainz55 just a friendly chat!
-> username oh they're maaaaaaad
username im a child of divorce what the fuck
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yourusername i’ll think of something else your initial can stand for
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yourusername blocking him isn't enough when i want to throw tomatoes at his head like he's a medieval criminal
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username PLEASE
username SOMEONE TELL ME THEY SAW Y/N'S LAST POST
-> username NO BC WHEN U TELL U MY HEART BROKE
-> username "i’ll think of something else your initial can stand for" do u want me to cry.
username bet lando feels like an asshole after seeing that post 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
-> username imagine fumbling so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lilymhe replace those tomatoes with concrete blocks and we're good!
-> yourusername alright slow down
-> username HELP
username y/n liking all the comments roasting lando but blocking all the ones who are hating on him is actually so personal to me
-> username like girl hates him but only she's allowed to do it
-> username my parents!!!!!!!!! divorced but parents nonetheless!!!!!!!!!
charles_leclerc i can arrange the tomatoes
-> carlossainz55 i can lock him in a room for you to throw tomatoes at him
-> danielricciardo i can stand by and record the whole thing for you to look back on and laugh
-> yourusername i adore each one of you wtf ☹️☹️☹️
username that prev caption hits hard knowing that lando got her a necklace with his initial 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
username THE LYRICS TOOK ME OUT OMG
username imagine breaking up with ur bf and seeing that post he posted after you posted a heartbreaking yet wistful post abt him like
-> username ngl that's gonna be my last straw
francisca.cgomes asking pierre to show it to him brb
-> yourusername LMFAOOO PLEASE
username this is so chaotic i CANNOT
username mother is mothering so hard after her breakup
-> username she broke free of the shackles 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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username babe it's okay me and our kids forgive u just come home ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
maxverstappen1 sending this to him
-> yourusername do it no balls
-> username pls she's so unserious i love her 😭😭😭
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username i KNOW he looked at this post and cried
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username me when they still post abt eachother but indirectly and with shady undertones 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
username i will get over a lot of things but i will never get over y/n and lando breaking up
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landonorris pov: you're better now 🤍
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username pov ur a liar.
username lando it's okay honey u don't have to lie
username he said this yk like a liar
maxverstappen1 not me watching you wipe your tears right now
-> landonorris LEAVE ME ALONE
username the way i've been crying since i found out and it's not even my relationship like DAMN.
username lando how does it feel to fumble a bad bitch like y/n 🎤🎤🎤
username no bc i KNOW the drivers reallllllllly gave it to lando after they found out about the breakup
username IS THAT Y/N'S CAT
-> username they're co parenting caz 💀💀💀
-> username it's weekend with dad ig 😭😭😭
danielricciardo pov: you're a liar ❤️
-> landonorris choke ❤️
username max and daniel really calling him out on his bullshit 💀💀💀
-> username as they should
username the way i fell to the floor when the articles first came out abt their breakup
username so y/n WAS committed to this relationship more than he was
username me having a nice day and suddenly remembering the fact that lando once said that y/n was everything he had spent his life looking for and everything he thought he'd never find
-> username I WAS HAVING A NICE WHY DO U DO THIS TO ME
username "pov: you found your soulmate" hahahahahaha!!!! im fine!!!! totally not going crazy over this!!!!!
-> username do u get deja vu
carlossainz55 lies.
-> landonorris blocked.
username need them back together again for mental stability i fear
username they're actually very happy together my delusions told me!!!!!!!
username no way they're just over like that when we could SEE how much they loved eachother like
-> username the articles being all "they had different priorities" NO MF THEY KEPT SAYING HOW THEY COULDN'T WAIT FOR THEIR FUTURE TOGETHER
-> username to the person who wrote those articles, drop the addy i just wanna talk :)
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yourusername when u know he's gonna think u every time he hears a taylor swift song and it'll make him want to CRY
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username the ultimate revenge
username the way i lit up whenever i see one of them posted but it's literally just them shading eachother like I CANNOT.
username LMFAOOOOO
carmenmmundt he'll listen to lover and it'll make him want to cry
-> georgerussell63 playing that the next time he walks in a room
-> yourusername thank u for ur service carmen's bf
username the way this whole thing is like a tennis match 💀💀💀
username ngl this is so entertaining
username couple weeks since they broke up and this is how their post breakup era is going
-> username when they're still so 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
username they're just being silly!!!!!!!! just a prank y'all!!!!!!!! silly y/n and lando!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
danielricciardo can confirm that exile was playing when i walked into his driver's room
-> yourusername HELP OMG
-> username not exile LMFAOO
username why are u so pretty
username post break up glow be hitting different ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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username women become 1000000x more beautiful everytime a m*n disappoints them
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lilymhe asking alex to make all the playlists just taylor swift babe we're destroying his peace
-> yourusername OKAY SLOW DOWN FOR A MIN
username y/n telling her fans to be kind and lando straight up to ignoring everything does tell u a lot abt them tbh but some people are not ready for that conversation yet
-> username the way y/n and him were FINE after their breakup until he posted with that caption likeeeee
-> username nah bc what if.............HE WAS THE PROBLEM
-> username men need to go back to war
lewishamilton can't wait to see you next week!! roscoe misses his favourite dogsitter!!
-> yourusername missing my buddy so much 🤍🤍🤍 see you both next week!!!!!!!
username the entire grid adores her i can TELL
username this is what he deserves
username no bc i know im supposed to sad that they broke up but them posting abt each other indirectly while having the other person blocked is so hilarious
username my y/nlando heart 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
username the grid still being close to y/n is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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landonorris how i feel every time i hear a taylor swift song and my mind goes straight to her
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username NOT HIM USING HIMSELF AS MEMES
username so who's gonna tell him.
username people who follow both of them 💀💀💀💀💀
username lando...babe...
username no bc they DO shade eachother and roast eachother since they broke up but the fact that y/n tells all the ppl hating on lando to "shut the fuck up and get a fucking life" and lando straight up blocks them is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS
danielricciardo chuckles knowingly
-> landonorris WHAT DO YOU KNOW
-> danielricciardo NOTHING
-> landonorris WHAT
-> danielricciardo NOTHING OH MY GOD
username smirks
username good.
username yes cry abt it x
username the way "the 1" is literally them LIKE
-> username "it would've been fun if you could've been the one" 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
-> username CAN U HEAR ME CRYING
charles_leclerc this is interesting
-> landonorris ?
username lando being confused is sending me 😭😭😭😭😭😭
username y/n fr manifested this 💀💀💀
username IM GIGGLING THIS IS HILARIOUS
username someone send this to y/n
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maxverstappen1 we get what you mean but please stop playing the 1
-> landonorris none can do sorry
username NOT LANDO PLAYING THE 1
username im so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
username y/n is chuckling rn i can feel it
lilymhe this is interesting!
-> landonorris WHAT IS
username OH MY GOD
username them shading eachother while having the other person blocked is top tier comedy i cant
username the next race is gonna be so interesting I can't wait 🗣️🗣️🗣️
username PLEASE OMG
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yourusername i bet you think about me
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username MOTHER
username ATE
username HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
username step on me please.
username i KNOW he looked at this post and cried
lewishamilton as pierre taught me, slayed the house down with boots or whatever
-> yourusername LEWIS OH MY GOD
-> yourusername but thank u that means sm to me 💌
username SHE'S SO SVANAKDJDMKSJSJ
username iconic.
username taylor swift always right !!!!!!!!!!
carmenmmundt pretty pretty
-> yourusername yeah you you
username my bi awakening
-> username that's so real actually
username THIS IS PERFECT
username someone thank daniel for showing lando's post to y/n so that we could get THIS
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username WOMEN
lilymhe marry me rn idc i loveeee u ur so pretty ahahahaha pls.
-> yourusername babeeeeee i love u sm we're absolutely getting married idc abt ur bf we're eloping
-> alex_albon it's not even noon yet give me a break
username carmen, lily, kika and y/n ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
username YEAH I BET U THINK ABOUT ME
username he DOES think about u
username no bc if i was lando i would be in my knees screaming crying throwing up for her to take me back
-> username real like how will u explain to people that u ended up fumbling a bad bitch
francisca.cgomes GORGEOUS
-> yourusername I LOVE YOU
username "i don't wanna think of anything else now that i thought of u"
-> username DIDN'T SHE POST THAT WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED THEIR RELATIONSHIP
-> username lord i am not strong enough for this.
username kinda missing them together ://
-> username i miss lando panicking in the comments section everytime y/n posted like homeboy was down BAD
-> username frrrr like he was down SO bad it was almost embarassing
username I JUST GASPED OUT LOUD HOLY FUCK
charles_leclerc can confirm
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username I NEED LANDO'S REACTION TO THIS OMG
username both of their pr personnel are having a field day with this
-> username i would not want to be either of them today 💀💀💀
username exes beefing is so entertaining i swear im here for this petty bitch fight
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ynbabe · 5 months
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Fake texts au- pt.8 bffs with the rookies+ The Hangover
Lando being Lando with .jpg and Max and Charles are now involuntary babysitters
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lando.jpg "we will never drink again" just look at em lie
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landonorris i dont even know how y/n is alive rn
logansargeant fr I don't even remember getting back to the horel its_y/n_love I DRAK TEQUILA FOR YOUR UNGRAEEFUL ASS SMH arthur_leclerc WHY AM I IN A SHOPING CAT??? oscarpiastri why are we sleeping on the road?
its_y/n_love damn slide 5 logsn stole my bikch 😥
oscarpiastri more importantly why am i little spoon? hello? logansargeant cause I'm built diffrnt 😤
maxverstappen Never get them near alcohol. ever again.
charlesleclerc atleast you didn't have to CLIMB UP A BUILDING TO GET ARTHUR AND LOGAN OKAY maxverstappen THATS BECAUSE Y/N AND OSCAR KEPT RUNNING ONTO THE ROAD!!
alex_albon ... why am i crying im slide 4
oscarpiastri cause you weer flirting witn lily and she told you shee had a bf alex_albon understandable
username omg not them drunk answering in the comments 😭
username ong what did they drink ?!?!?1 username tequila apparently username girl ain't no tequila doin all that
username WE FINALLY FOUND HER GUYS
username lando.jpg coming in clutch 💪 username not her endangering the driver's life by sleeping on the road and pushing arthur in a shopping cart 🙄 username fr like this isn't funny they should stop being friends with her look what Max and Charles said username can yall leave the poor girl alone! they're all adults it was their friends first point ofc they're gonna party ion see yall saying shit abt max and his redbull parties 🤨
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After your wild night, it was Oscar who came through first, groaning at the awkward position he was sleeping in, his neck sore with a horribly tough and warm pillow under it. He tried shoving it off but was only met with soft groans and a 'fucking stop', well that was enough to wake up the Aussie.
He turned around to be face-to-face with his childhood best friend, he let out a small yelp and pushed himself off the small sofa they were sharing, waking up the others.
"Oh my god, please shut up," came the hoarse voice of his friend Y/n, from the other side of the bed, on which Alex was the only one sleeping, his phone still on Facetime with his girlfriend, Lily.
As Y/n began pulling herself up, a deep Monganesque voice protested, "Y/n, stop moving," making the young woman's eyes widen as she pulled her hand away from the shirtless f2 driver's chest.
"Why aren't you wearing your shirt?" She asked looking at the boy still lying down on the floor, head clutched in his hands, "actually, Albon, why don't you have your shirt either?" she asked pulling herself up and lending her hand to the struggling boy next to her.
"I can answer that," came a woman's garbled voice through Alex's phone making him jump up to grab it, "Arthur fell off the bed onto you and when you pushed him off he used his shirt as a pillow," 'oh, that's why my ribs hurt' the younger woman thought, throwing a look at her friend, "and Alex was 'literally on fire and going to kill whoever messed with the AC'" she said with air quotes, making her boyfriend turn red.
"Thanks, Lily, I'll call you later, love you." he spoke and cut the call, "Remind me to never ever drink with the four of you again."
"Oscar, you kick in your sleep," Logan complained as he sat up, exploring all the black and blue bruises on his body, "why do we look like we were in a fight club?" he asked out loud making the others look at themselves.
Oscar had a few scratches on his knees and arms, Arthur had bruises and scratches littered all across his palms and hands and a nasty hand-sized bruise on his back, Y/n had a swollen nose, with a deep-ish cut along her eyebrow, the only unscathed on was Alex.
They all got dressed not bothering to change, knowing whose room they were in and walked to the private buffet that had been set up for the driver staying in the hotel, courtesy of Paris Hilton's soft spot for Lando.
As soon as they walked in, they were greeted by Lando, smiling and laughing as he recorded with his phone.
"Merde, I'm going to die, shut the lights," the youngest Leclerc said as he threw himself on the chair, closest to him, letting his head fall back. Y/n was next to accept the defeat of being conscious, sitting and immediately letting herself slump over her head smacking the wooden table with a loud thud, the woman would have been hurt if Logan hadn't moved his hand under her face, letting it bear the brunt of the impact. The blonde wasn't in any better shape, throwing one of the table napkins on his face to block out all light and noise. Oscar was the last to sit, simply clutching his head in his hands, almost pulling out his hair, at the massive headache he had.
Soon after, the unwilling babysitters followed, scowling at the sight of the supposed adults who were in no condition to be awake.
"All four of you, delete my number from your phone," the Dutchman spoke as he sat down next to his British friend, "eighty-two calls of all of you singing Barbie girl at 2 IN THE MORNING," he yelled slightly making the four whine.
"Please for the love of god shut up," the Aussie spoke up surprising the three sober men.
"Arthur mate, what did you all drink?" his brother asked laughing.
"Last I remember were the shots," he answered in broken French and English.
"So you don't remember when you all ran out of the club and went to Costco?" Lando spoke with a smirk, "And Y/n pushed Arthur around in the parking lot in the shopping carts,"
"What?" the pair asked, the girl sitting up, letting the blonde take back his hand.
"Oh, that is not even the worst part," Charles continued, "You and Oscar stole traffic cones, put them over your head and began tackling each other, and slept on the road," he chuckled making the duo look at each other with wide eyes.
"Oh and let's not forget when Logan and Arthur climbed up a building," he said knudging the brunette next to him. The two in question looked sheepishly at the older men and back onto the table.
"I am never going to drink, ever again," Y/n groaned as she tried to keep her eyes open.
"Yeah right, let's see you in Vegas," The youngest Leclerc sniped, making the girl throw the napkin of Logan's face on Arthur.
"Hey, guys," Lando called out bringing everyone's attention to him, the six waited as Lando's eyes widened and widened, "WHY IS THERE A TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLAR CHARGE ON OSCAR'S COMPANY CARD?!"
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oof this one was long af 😭 but I hope yall like how chaotic the boys get when they're with Y/n, cause we menaces frfr.
Taglist: @dark-night-sky-99 @cashtons-wife @i-wish-this-was-me @thehufflepuffavenger1
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skenpiel · 2 years
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any tos episode where spock acts Different does Things to me
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ilwonuu · 2 months
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𑁍 ָ࣪ ˖she wants somebody. n. yuta
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summary- you started fucking your brothers best friend. even tho he is a a raging dick.
warnings- fwb, asshole!yuta, protected sex, slight oral(not really), pet names(doll, pretty thing used once, slut used like once??, rough sex, dom!yuta sub!reader, reader is needy, yuta is so fuck boy in this .
authors note- hello my loves this is something simple for y’all!! also i wanted to say this is pure fiction and i don’t think of yuta this way at all just to be clear. anyways happy hoeing<3
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you hated him. you hated him because you liked him so much. too much for your own good. it’s not like yuta has ever cared about you right? this is just for the fun of it. he would always remind you he wasn’t yours. you weren’t his. just another toy for him to use.
you knew this so why would you keep coming back? honestly how could you not. he was breathtaking. you could never get bored of what he talks to you about. most of it being sex anyways.
he would fuck you so deep. he knew exactly what you wanted and how to give it to you. yuta never played nice when it came to sex.
“nuh-uh you need to beg for it remember? i’m not giving you anything that easily.” “please!! i need something please yuta.” you cry out. “that’s all you’re gonna give me? i don’t think you deserve anything for that performance doll.” he says pulling your face to look at him while smiling innocently at you.
“try again or you can use your own finger to get off. you don’t want that hm doll?” he rubs you cheek softly. “p-please! yuta i have been so good. please i will be such a good slut for you. i promise!” you are actually in tears now. wanting him to give you something anything. “would you look at that sweet thing? you beg so prettily. you think that was good enough?” he pulls your shorts off you leaving you in just his t-shirt.
“please y-yuta.” he chuckles deeply. “look at how wet you are doll. it’s dripping down your fucking thighs. let me get a taste hm?” he doesn’t break eye contact as he licks up the dripping slick. “oh my- god yuta.” he hums into your pussy pulling away shortly after. “you taste so fucking good. but i think you want my cock right now right doll?” he pushes his shorts and boxers down pulling out his dick pumping it a few times before grabbing a condom rolling it down onto his dick. shifting in between your legs.
“fuck me yuta. i need you so bad!” you moan after your words cause his dick to twitch slightly. “yea doll? i’ll give it to you.” he pushes the head of his dick into your dripping hole. throwing his head back immediately trying not to fuck into you. “fuck this is the best fucking pussy ever.” he looks down at you arousal dripping on his dick. “move yuta please.”
he doesn’t say another word until he is slamming into you at a rough pace. “such a good fucking doll. you hear that? you fucking drenching my cock. it feels so fucking good.” he groaning deeply now. not even caring how you haven’t said a word. “y-yuta too much-gonna cum.” he shakes his head. “too much? its fucking too much now?” he changes his position. “you were just begging me like a slut for this.” he doesn’t take his eyes off of your cunt. he pulls up his shirt that you’re wearing pulling your tits out. his hips stutter as he puts one of them in his mouth. “yuta im so close!”
“yea doll? fucking cum. cum all over me..” he moans your name as he feels you clench around him. cumming all over his dick and the sheets. “fuck fuck fuck.” he watches your cum drip as he shoots his load into the condom fucking into you at a slow pace.
“so fucking wet still.” he pulls out almost immediately before reaching for the shirt you’re wearing. “give me this.” he says tugging at it.
“are you serious yuta? give me a second to breathe.” he laughs. “nah fuck that i have to meet your brother somewhere and im already late.” he successfully pulls his shirt up over your head. throwing it on and pulling his shorts and boxers back up.
“what the fuck you’re just gonna leave?” you sit up still in shock. “well yea. you thought i was gonna stay and cuddle you or something?” he chuckles looking you up and down rolling his eyes slightly. he looks in your mirror and fixes his hair a bit. “well.. not really i just didn’t think you would leave so suddenly.” you getting up to grab your own shirt and put your shorts back on.
“don’t worry you’ll find someone who cares enough to do that soon enough. just enjoy the fun. don’t get serious thats when things get weird.” he looks at you smiling once again before leaving your house without saying another word.
you really hated yuta.
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equallyshaw · 6 months
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that one hurt | trevor zegras
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zegras x oc hughes.
warnings: angsty, swearing, self doubt, and self belittling in a way. but, sweet ending (:
word count: 2.1k (longer than i anticipated lol)
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molly hughes, older twin sister to jack, glared at trevor as soon as he walked in and slammed the front door. trevor did not acknowledge her after the loss that evening between them and dallas stars. she crossed her arms as she leaned against the kitchen counter, watching as he walked right past her and to their bedroom. she sighed, cleaning up the rest of the kitchen after baking some cookies and heard trevor walk back in. he was going on and on about a harmless habit she did, "how many times do i have to fucking tell you about this shit? huh?! jesus fucking christ." he screamed at the girl. she froze in her spot, as trevor grabbed his keys from the counter and slammed the front door again. her hands quickly covered her mouth, as she let out a sob. she'd never been yelled at like that before, in her entire life. she'd made sure she was always in peoples good graces and always put the needs of others before her own needs and wants. she felt betrayed and felt as if her whole being had been stripped.
she quickly made her way over to the bedroom and grabbed a bag, throwing clothes and a bag of toiletries in there. she had one place she wanted to be and one place only.
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molly pulled up to the townhouse alex had gotten in santa monica, and she saw alex sitting on the front step waiting for her. he stood up as she turned off the car, meeting her to grab her bag and give her a hug. he rubbed her back softly, as she cried into his shoulder. alex looked to molly as a sister and was beyond pissed at trevor, and was ready to tear him a new one if one of her brothers hadn't already gotten to him yet. alex took the bag from the back seat and let her walk inside first. "im-im sorry for just barging in like this, al. i didn't know where else to go." she said sighing as she made her way to the kitchen. "don't mention it molls, you're family. im always gonna be here for you." he said smiling and pulling her in for another hug. he kissed the top of her head, as she calmed down a bit more. "did you tell your brothers?" he asked softly and he felt her shake her head. "nah...you know one of them would be flying out here even if they have practice or a game tomorrow.." she said giggling just a bit. alex knew that to be true. "well good thing i dont have work tomorrow so lets make some pizza and watch the office?" he grinned, pulling back and heading to the freezer. "frozen pizza session? dont have to ask me twice." she hummed preheating the over and taking out two pans. the two worked in unision, opening the pizzas and placing them on the cooking sheets to go in. "do you have any seltzers?" she quesitoned opening the fridge and saw her favorite brand, "oh would you lookey here." she grinned taking it out and opening it. "its like you knew i was coming." she hummed chugging just a bit. "well if i didnt have it, we all know youd chop my head off." and she saluted him with a knowing smile.
the two spent the night watching the office and finished off both pizzas and molly with a few seltzers. the two passed out on the couch for what seemed like hours before molly awoke to her phone ringing with her brothers contact popping up. "hello?" she mumbled, rubbing her eyes and seeing the sun begin to rise. "oh thank god you're ok!" jack said rubbing his tired eyes and molly heard luke sigh in the background. she looked over at alex who was sound asleep and she headed over towards the first floor powder room. she turned on the light, chuckling to herself as she saw just a tiny bit of tomato sauce on her chin. "wanna tell me why you turned off your 360 location missy?" jack demanded and molly rolled her eyes. "you have us worried sick - not to mention mom and dad calling us at 2 am asking if we had heard anything and then you've got trevor als-" she cut him off, "oh he was worried as to where i was? im sure he could give two shits jack." she said pinching the bridge of her nose and sitting down on the covered toilet. "whats that supposed to mean?" he asked taken back a bit, "maybe you should call your so called bestie back and asked what he said to me last night and see if you can put the pieces together as to why i turned my location off and left the house." she spat, and heard jack whispering to luke to call him. "he said something that really hurt me jacky and i-i had to leave. im with alex, im ok. i proimse, im just very upset with trev." she said softly, her lip quivering. "oh lovey, im sorry. what did he say? just so i know what to scream at him." he added the last part, causing her to giggle just a bit. "um-- its stupid." she hummed, trying to downplay the situation. "lovey it cant be that stupid if it made you turn off your location so nobody could find you and it cant be that stupid if it made you go stay with alex. just tell us molls." luke said butting in and molly sighed.
"i just have a weird habit and i knew trevor was in a bad mood and i did it anyways and so its my fault that he blew up at me. its my fault he screamed at me." she said feeling a few tears fall out. "he yelled at you?" jack said in disbelief. trevor didn't have a bad bone in his body, when it came to molly. he looked at her as if she hung the stars and the moon, and never had any inkling to hurt her. "that son of a bitch." jack breathed as he took lukes phone from him and marched into his bedroom. "there is no reason why he should have yelled at you loves. none. i don't care if he was angry or upset at the game, he shouldn't have screamed at you. don't make yourself feel as if it was your fault. we all have our habits, and knowing you its a dumb one and one that did not warrant his outburst." luke said trying to comfort his sister. molly nodded, "thanks lukey. its just, nobodys ever yelled at me before like that." she whispered and luke's heart broke. he knew how sensitive she was and how hard she worked to make sure nobody ever got upset with her. "damn he's really going in on trev right now." luke said hearing the shouting coming from jack's room. "oh lovely, well im gonna go back to sleep. its 5 am luke, yall are nuts for calling me." she giggled and luke chuckled. "goodnight lovey, sleep tight." and she thanked him.
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it was around 11 am when alex and molly heard a knock on the front door, and mollys eyebrows crinkled. she sipped her coffee, before digging back into her sandwich while alex went to go see who it was. "seriously?" she heard alex's lack luster enthusiasm, "i know shes here. i want to see her." she heard trevors familiar and ever recognizable voice. "listen man, i dont really feel like yelling at you right now so please just leave." alex said and trevor wouldn't budge. "the three of them have already screamed at me and picked me apart for the better part of the morning. please, i dont need anyone else to add to that." trevor said with a hint of exhaustion in his voice. molly sighed, walking towards the front door and stood next to alex, "its fine al." and alex nodded and eyed trevor before he walked back into the kitchen. "outside. now." she said pulling the door shut behind her. "what the fuck do you want trevor?" she demanded, crossing her arms over her chest. she saw his under eyes darker and exhaustion in his eyes, and the look of pure regret and guilt written across his features. "im so sorry molls, i really am. there is no excuse for what i said or did and especially me leaving. i shouldn't have left and i shouldn't have said what i said. you know that i didn't mean it lovey, please. tell me what i can do to get your forgiveness?" he asked pulling her in close by the hips. "first off, you can take your hands off of me." she said pulling them off of her, "and secondly, you can leave. im not ready to speak to you yet. you hurt me trev, that one hurt. especially since you know its the most harmless habit of mine." she said setting her boundary.
trevor knew it would be hard to get her forgiveness, but he was also happy that she was setting boundaries because he knew that her being her, it was hard to do. even though it hurt him, he understood why she was. "nobody has ever yelled at me like that before. and i will not allow it to become a norm in it either." she said taking a step back. "so please, just go. ill talk to you when im ready." she said and trevor nodded softly, a lump forming in his throat. "alright lovey." he said taking a step in front of her, and placing a soft kiss on her temple. "ill be at home waiting." he said looking into her green eyes, and she nodded watching him leave.
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it was two days later and alex was off for a small road trip, so as molly hugged alex goodbye she decided she did not want to be alone and lonely in the house. she cursed herself at 'caving' quicker than she liked but trevor was also her person, she missed him. over the past 48 hours she thought about the situation, thought about what she wanted to say to him and she ran it over with alex who supported her wholeheartedly. she drove down from santa monica to newport, and savored the hour and a half driving down the coast with some alred's coffee. she pulled up around 2:30 in the afternoon and saw trevor outside with jamie, pulling their surfboards off of trevors car. good, molly thought. hopefully a surfing session did some good and helped him refocus. jamie smiled widely as trevor walked passed him, once he saw molly's car pull in front of the townhouse. trevor turned around to shut his car door and saw molly's car parked, and quickly made his way over towards it. "molls?" he called out and molly rounded the back of the car, coming face to face with the hockey player. shes smiled sweetly and then waved towards jamie, who just like trevor still had their wetsuits on. "ill be inside, im gonna go get settled." she said softly to trevor as she walked passed. "call me later if you wanna get dinner." jamie said to trevor and trevor nodded and jamie left. the hockey player quickly jogged inside, looking for molly.
she stood in the doorway of their bedroom, cream hydrangeas in a crystal vase sat tall on her bedside table. a new joan malone candle stood in front of it, and saw a small card with them as well. she smiled softly, walking over towards it setting her bag on the bed. she opened it, and sat down on the bed. the letter contained everything that trevor could never get out on his own, the letter explained everything that he wanted to say but knew he'd be too flustered to say it correctly and in the way he envisioned. trevor paused at the door and saw that she was reading the letter he had written once he'd gotten back from santa monica. molly's lip quivered, and she looked up towards trevor. he quickly found himself kneeling in front of her, grabbing hands that reached out for him. "youre not losing me trev, i promise you that. i love you way too much trev, youre pretty much stuck with me for life." she hummed, giggling a bit. he smiled widely pulling her in for a kiss. his hands softly grasped her cheeks, pulling her closer. after a few seconds, they pulled apart before going in for more.
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hope you all enjoyed! if you did, please like and reblog -- i appreciate it (:
random tags: @zegrasworld @hugheshugs @itsnotgray @slafgoalskybaby @zegrasbabyyy
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whyse7vn · 7 months
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RUMOURS -
[ot7 x reader]
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3D OUT NOW!
8 participants - 8 online
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tae: guys be honest am i puppy coded
jin: you are rat coded
tae: no i’m not guys tell him i’m not
jk: cheese
hobi: GUYS DID YOU SEE THE STATEMENT BIGHIT JUST PUT OUT FOR THE Y/N AND YOONGI DATING RUMOURS???????
jimin: the what?
jk: THE WHAT?
tae: arf?
jin: you can’t force the puppy lifestyle
tae: you don’t know anything
guys tell him he knows nothing
jimin: were they not just fighting like???
namjoon: they made a statement about it?
tae: but bighit denied it right?
jk: RIGHT?
hobi: THATS THE CRAZY PART
jimin: no fucking way
jk: STOP LYING
namjoon: but they were literally just in a meeting about it?
like i’m not joking like 10 minutes ago they were in the conference room
they had to deny it no?
jk: RIGHT TELL HIM NAMJOON
namjoon: unless theyre actually together
jk: nO NO
NOT TRUE
TRUST ME
hobi: Hello.
This is BIGHIT MUSIC.
We would like to inform our fans that we as a company do not control relationships our artists may engage in.
This is in relation to the recent rumours concerning BTS SUGA and Y/n.
As this is a matter that concerns our artists personal lives we can not confirm or deny these rumours.
We ask that fans to respect both artists privacy and remind you that our company will spare no effort in providing legal support for our artists if it is needed.
We ask you for your continued love and support for both SUGA and Y/n and and a reminder that fellow BTS member Jungkook releases his solo single “3D” featuring Jack Harlow on September 29th.
IS THIS NOT INSANE
jin: the jungkook plug at the end???
jk: SO ITS NOT TRUE
THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER
namjoon: oh
tae: they could be
jimin: @ y/n @ yoongi wya
are you together? be honest
y/n: hiiiiiiiiiiii
jk: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
yoongi: hello
jk: kill yourself
tae: babe tell me why you didn’t tell them to deny it
look me in the eyes
tell me the truth baby it’s just you and me
namjoon: we are in a gc
tae: you and me angle
jin: do you mean angel you fucking idiot
tae: baby 🥺
who is this man??
namjoon: i am curious tho
why didn’t you deny?
y/n: no point
tae: the point is we are in love
hobi: ok but are you together?
yoongi: who knows
jimin: obviously you fucking stupid bitch
jin: he wanna be mysterious so bad 😭
jk: this is not true
i won’t accept this
I WONT
namjoon: soooo
yoongi: it’s lowkey true anyways
namjoon: it is?
tae: IT IS???????
jk: NOT
IT IS NOT TRUE
THATS WHAT HES SAYING
yoongi: that is not what i’m saying
jimin: ur officially together?
y/n: we are not
yoongi: yet
y/n: yoongi!!!
yoongi: :3
jin: ew ok i want to throw up
hobi: i can’t stand you guys already
tae: i’m in a wheelchair actually
thanks a lot guys
namjoon: ok
jk: NOT OK
jimin: so scoups wasn’t the one for you then?
or mingyu?
jungkook???
or that san guy
not even minho????
i liked minho
shownu?
OH what about the young one
what was his name again
??
OH MARK
what happened to mark?
hobi: OMG WHAT ABOUT BAEKHYUN????
tae: YOU FUCKED WITH BAEKHYUN AND NOT ME??
WHEN
TELL ME WHEN
PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT WAS IN THE 2014-2016 TIMELINE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
IT WAS WASN’T IT
OH MY GOD IM GONNA THROW UP
THROWING UP AS I TYPE
BELHHHHHHHH 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮
namjoon: shut the fuck up
y/n: leave me alone
half of that list is a lie anyways
i am not a whore!
jimin: lowkey a lie but ok!
namjoon: jimin
jimin: what???
i still support my queen like yess you go girl catch flights not feelings or whatever the girls are saying these days
jin: y/n how do you not have like stds ?
yoongi: wtf is wrong with you
y/n: CUz IM NOT A WHORE
i don’t just fuck anybody
jimin: lied again cuz wtf is jungkook?
hobi: dead by now
probably
y/n: kook is special don’t be mean
jk: hehe i am >.<
hobi: what did i fuck did i tell you about heheing in this gc
jk: srry
jin: jungkook needs to be like deeply studied like he’s actually not fucking right and it’s scary
i’m scared
like how are you ignoring the fact that the girl you in love with is in your face basically claiming another man
and not just any man literally one of your closet friends
like the fact you can forget all of that after one compliment from her is insane
you are insane
jk: no i’m special tell him y/n
y/n: my special boy <3
jk: HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHDHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
yoongi: we are not close friends btw
y/n: don’t start
yoongi: :3
tae: ok idc can you deny the rumours now
jk: PLEASE
yoongi: no
namjoon: as much as i for what ever you guys have got going on i really think you should deny the rumours
yoongi: no
jk: YEAH
WOOO PUT UR FOOT DOWN JOON
TELL HIM
TELL HIM
WOOO WOOO
I LOVE KIM NAMJOON
tae: ???
why are you for what they have going on please pick a fucking side namjoon you cannot be the middle man
namjoon: can you guys shut up for 2
seconds
tae: 1
jungkook say 2
jk: 2
tae: we did
namjoon: you really didn’t
hobi: JUNGKOOK YOU HEHEED AGAIN YOU BETTER STOP ONE MORE TIME AND ILL GET PHYSICAL
jk: i’m sorry 😢
namjoon: anyways as i was saying i think it would be better to deny the the rumours now for y/ns sake she gets enough hate as it is and this will really only add to it
jimin: wait ur kinda right my poor girl :/
tae: i can give her love dw
come into my arms baby
cum 2 me
yoongi: kill yourself
jk: ILL PROTECT YOU Y/N
y/n: means the world jk
jk: AHHHHHHH :DDDDDDDD
yoongi: he’s lame
y/n: don’t
yoongi: :3
y/n: and thank you for ur concern joonie but i’m literally in a dating scandal every other week there’s honestly no point the hate was bound to come anyways
and plus the love out weighs the hate so i’m sosososo good
namjoon: i don’t believe you but ok
hobi: LMAOOOO
sorry not funny
tae: weak ass fucking leader ohmy god
where is ur sense of authority
where is ur dominance?
hobi: stop talking
y/n: we do not want to hear ur furry talk
tae: THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR ALPHA YOUNG LADY
now come here let me scent you
hobi: actually end your life
y/n: please
yoongi: come over
jin: geez buy me dinner first
jimin: fat bitch
jin: im literally gonna put this on twitter and get you cancelled
jimin: noooo not to ur 13 followers my career is done for i’m telling you
hobi: what’s ur eta what’s ur eta
jk: idk et sorry
and also idk who a is either
i’m sorry
hobi: LEAVE ME ALONE
jk: i said i was sorry
i hope u find them
hobi: i have a gun to ur head in my mind rn
jk: don’t shoot 😂
wrong emoji
*🥲
PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
jimin: of lice
jin: omg rice sounds so good rn
jimin: i said lice wow ur actually fat
jin: NAMJOON TELL HIM HES BEING PROBLEMATIC
namjoon: jimin ur being problematic
jimin: namjoon tell him he’s being big
namjoon: go away please
tae: ok why have the rumours not been denied
y/n: why are we back to this
yoongi: she wants me that’s why
jk: NO
NO
NO TRUE
ARE YOU HER SPECIAL BOY
YOU ARE NOT
BECAUSE I AM
AND I HAVE PROOF
SO SHUT THE HELL UP
yoongi: thats cool and all but where are your dating rumours?
jk: SHUT THE HELL UP SHUT THE HELL UPPPPPPPP
y/n: stop being losers
jk: i’m in love with you
yoongi: :3
jin: insanity
tae: yoongi say something for me rq
yoongi: no
tae:
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hobi: HELPPPPOO
jimin: LMAO
y/n: PLS
yoongi: ur actually a child and i do not use light mode so this just looks stupid
jin: was still funny with dark mode
yoongi: no it wasn’t
tae: it was
everyone laughed
don’t be mad i made everyone laugh
cuz u know u could NEVER
yoongi: namjoon didn’t laugh
tae: namjoon isn’t even a man
namjoon: ???
jk: i use light mode
jimin: what
jin: omg
hobi: ew
yoongi: as expected
tae: bro
y/n: kookie…
jk: IS THAT BAD OHMYGOD IS IT BAD HOW DO I CHANGE IT?? IS THAT BAD
AM I A BAD PERSON
I AM
I AM
I KNOW I AM
I SHOULD BE LOCKED UP
THEY NEED TO LOCK ME UP
PLEASE LOCK ME UP
NO JUST KILL ME
JUST KILL ME AND LET ME ROT
NO TORTURE ME
MAKE SURE IT HURTS REAL BAD
AND THEN LIKE
COOK BAM INFRONT OF ME AND MAKE ME EAT HIM AS I BEG YOU ALL TO STOP AND I START THROWING UP
THEN CHOKE ME UNTIL I CANT BREATE AND WATCH AS THE LIFE SLOWLY LEAVES MY EYES
namjoon: what the fuck
y/n: what did bam do
tae: that’s pretty messed up
jin: are you ok?
jimin: …
yoongi: fucking freak
hobi: woah
jk: punish me
namjoon: clam down
jk: please
y/n: crazy!
jk: kiss me
i know i don’t deserve it but kiss me
yoongi: go away
tae: kiss me
jk: NO
tae: ngl i’m sick of hoseok guys
hobi: what did i do
tae: leave me alone
hobi: i’m literally having sex with ur mother rn
tae: OMG????
PLS NO
namjoon: both of you just shut up please
hobi: you saw how he came for me for no reason and ur telling me to shut up??
are u fr rn…
i feel so betrayed rn
jimin: horny rn
y/n: gross
jimin: come fix it
yoongi: shut the fuck up
jk: DON’T SPEAK TO HER LIKE THAT
namjoon: i have a headache
jin: shut the hell up
namjoon left “3D OUT NOW!!”
y/n: wow jin
jk: namjoon :(
jimin: jin wtf did you do
hobi: what the hell seokjin
tae: ofc it was jin
yoongi: big jin L
jin: IT WASN’T MY FALUT
HE WAS WHINING LIKE A BITCH
jk: you should apologise
tae: bully
y/n: poor joonie
jimin: say sorry
hobi: always so mean for no reason
yoongi: 👎🏻
jin: u guys are actually not right in the head leave me alone
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pettydollie · 5 months
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reader with her period while the triplets are rec - chris sturniolo
a/n: if u have not already seen this post, it's a short explanation of what my reader for this au will be like :) wc: 654
“hey guys welcome back to the sturniolo triplets,” nick began recording. he explained what the video was going to be about when chris interrupted him. “the reason yn isn’t here is because she’s on her ‘lady days’, as she says.” he grinned, air quoting your words.
“oh my gosh. LET ME TELL YOU.” nick yells, matt and chris giggling at the outburst. “she’s so mean when she’s on periodd.” he groans as matt smacks him on the arm. “shut the fuck up idiot, she can hear you.”
“i swear to god she’s such a grump. like fucking bigfoot whenever she enters a room, fee fi fo fum, bitches.”
“she’ll probably come in and out of the video, just sayin’” matt said, leaning forward against the marble counter. a few minutes later, you walked in with a fuzzy blanket wrapped around your body and went straight to the fridge.
“babyyy” chris cooed and wrapped his arms around your waist to rest his chin on your shoulder. you grabbed a jar of dill pickles and turned around, shutting the fridge door. “hi” you chirped, kissing his cheek.
you handed the jar to your boyfriend to open while nick made a disgusting screech after drinking coconut water. you walked over to the dishwasher to grab a fork as chris opened the jar and put it on the counter.
“next, next, next!” nick rushed. you grabbed your pickles and sat down behind the camera, watching them. you were crunching on those pickles pretty loudly, to which matt scrunched his nose. “dude, stop!” he yelled, covering his ears. you giggled and apologized softly. you leaned to the camera and chewed slowly. “asmr..” you whispered.
"you wanna play?" matt asks you after chris ate easy cheese. you shook your head. "nooo thanks. i'm good here." you continued eating. "pickles give me the ick." nick playfully scowled. you rolled your eyes. "YOU give me the ick. it's so hot, gosh." you shrug the hello kitty blanket off your shoulders and onto the back of the chair.
"hey, be nice." chris pointed, jokingly. you stuck your tongue out and got up. you walked to the counter, grabbing one of the bi-flavored pudding cups before walking into your room. "ewww how can she like thatt" nick gags.
you shriek from the room. "EWWUHH what iss thattt??" you ran out and latched onto chris' arm. "what happened?" he chuckled. "is it a bug??" nick gags again. "no, it was like a lizard mutant or something." you shivered, slightly smiling. "a 'mutant' is crazy." matt shakes his head chuckling as he walks into your room and steps on the lizard before running out.
normally, you dont really care about bugs getting into your room, no matter the size. you'd just kill it, who cares? but a LIZARD? nonono not happening, no thanks.
nick grabbed the camera and walked over to your door where matt was panicking. "it's literally this big." he showed with his hands. you scrunch your face in disgust. "kill it." you push chris into the room. he grabs a tissue from his nightstand and chases it. nick laughs as he catches the whole thing on camera.
finally, after a few minutes, chris kills it successfully. "am i a hero or what?" he jokes, throwing the tissue in the trash. "I really thought it was gonna crawl in a hole, good job." matt smacks his hand on chris' back. you grab ahold of chris' hand and lean into his side. he wraps an arm around your waist tightly. "can we get back to the challenge now?"
"noo you guys can finish it tomorrow." you whined, dragging your boyfriend back into the room. "what? no, cmon." matt drops his arms to his side. "alright whatever, i dont really care. but not tomorrow, lets do it in like an hour or two, okay?" nick turned off the camera and started putting food away.
"okay bye!"
a/n: RUSHED IM SORRY i just feel rlly bad for leaving you guys alone. im gonna tag ppl who liked my last chris post :) if u dont want me to tag u, pleasee let me know!! u can comment or msg me a/n 2: edited finally. reading this unedited really annoyed me lol, im glad i finally fixed this mess.
tags: @rac00ns-are-c00l4 @idontexistman @alana37592 @bigfatattentionwhore @oversturn @ifilwtmfc @rororosieposts @jdswifee @alexaalikee @caryst555 @sebastiansaho20
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tonixe · 1 year
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"Whats your favorite scary movie?"
n.o.t.e.s - 🌊Randy is seriously underrated, like give him some love &lt;3
w.a.r.n - 🌀 penetration, oral (m receiving) p in v, creampies, non-con to dub-con, protected sex.
p.a.i.r.i.n.g - 🌠Randy Meeks x Ghostface!female reader
w.c. - 1.7k
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The phone ranged throughout the Meek's residents. Randy was home alone, the perfect time for you to sneak up on him and ruin his geek logic.
It was the perfect time to use your new voice changer to suit your character; it was easier than the boys. It was a more feminine, high-pitched voice, but it was still tangible to hide your identity and gender; it was sexier. It suited your character. Billy and Stu were questioning the change, but you managed to persuade them.
It was the perfect time to at least kill him but in a way that he'll never forget; you were gonna wear black lingerie over the already black cloak, and the mask would be better soak in his dork blood.
You hid a hunting knife to a butcher knife inside your cloak, turning on your voice changer.
As the phone ranged, you saw Randy pick it up, muttering a "Hello?"
"Hello, handsome!" you said seductively through the line as you saw him puzzled by the simple that came out of your mouth.
"Who's this?" Randy asked curiosity evident in his voice.
"Your secret admirer," you said, as you played with the phone cord, "My secret admirer?" he repeated your sentence.
"Your more handsome than you think, baby~."
"Is this a prank, Stu," he dismissed whatever you said as you saw him got angry through the window from his stance.
"I'm not Stu, darling."
"I swear to god Stu, if this a fucking prank, I swear"
"IM NOT FUCKING, STU DUMBASS," you yelled through the phone, "I'm more than that, Randy."
"Whatever, I'm just gonna hang up the phone-"
"Hang up the phone, and I'll slice your throat open just like fucking Casey."
"Wanna play a game?"
"Do I even have a choice?" Randy muttered
"You don't, baby~" it was amusing seeing Randy in fear; it made you feel arousal.
"I'll make the genre about Horror movies, since your such a horror geek"
"Question 1, What is Danny's nickname in the shinning?"
"It's Tony"
"Wow, You really do know your stuff."
"Question 2, In Sleepaway Camp, What was Angela original name?"
"Peter"
"Oh my, I can see why they can you such a geek," you giggled,
"Okay, Last Question Mister, Where am I?"
"Wait what?" you heard the fear evident in his voice, "Where am I Randy~"
"How the fuck did you know my name?" he asked as you saw him looking around him and in the rooms.
"Answer the fucking question, Randy."
"I don't know where you are, psycho. Whatever it is, I'm calling the police"
"They will never make it in time, babe."
That was the last time you said before hanging up the phone. You pulled down the generator, cutting off all the light sources in his house. It was an eerily sight; you saw his face plastered with fear.
The perfect opportunity to kill; everywhere was dark, pitched black.
You grabbed your knife, doubled, wheeling both of your weapons, walking down the hallway; it was obvious that your little Randy was hiding.
You walked into the living room, wheeling your knifes in a circular motion. "Come on, Randy~."
"Where are you?" you spoke through your voice changer; turning your body around, you heard his heavy breathing. Stepping forward near where he was.
"I found you, Randy~," you said, throwing one of your blades at Randy before he dodged it and started running off. You pulled off the thrown knife that landed in the wall, forceful with your leg.
"Come on, Randy. I don't like to play with my toys before killing them~" you cooed out. You followed him upstairs, quickly looking around at the surrounding before destroying some doors.
"Come on, Randy. I don't wanna fuck around, just come out and fight like fucking man," you yelled, your voice getting erratic by the second. You started chopping down the doors, turning around before your lungs were contradicted from oxygen, as you turned your head around to see Randy; he was close to unmasking you before kicking him in the knee, taking him by surprise, and then kicking him in the face.
Successfully getting him on the floor, straddling him with your legs, before swinging your knife at him, before he dodged your violent strikes, kneeing you right in the abdomen, making you fall on the floor, dropping your weapons.
Holding your abdomen, groaning in pain. "Y-you bastard" Before you regain your balance, He pins your arms on the floor.
His heavy breathing on your cheek, you straddled him between your legs, trying to get him off you. "I-i'm going to fucking kill you," you barked at him.
"Not when your in fucking jail," he yelled out.
"Like hell," you manage to knee him, picking up your weapons and straddling him forcefully, "Im going to make sure you'll have a horrible death, putting up your guts like Christmas lights, bitch" holding up your knife over your head.
Before you could, you felt something hard on your nether regions. You were taken back and lowered your weapons. "You're getting hard off of this you sick bastard," you said with a smile in your voice.
He didn't respond to your teasing; you saw a faint blush on your cheeks.
You hooked your weapon back on in your cloak. "If you do a favor for me, I'll keep you alive," you lean in, whispering into his ear, grinding down on him.
He remained silent, the tension between you both growing by the second before he hesitantly shook his head.
"Good Boy~" you cooed at him
You slide back, pulling down his pants, getting a glimpse of his hard cock and wet stain staining his briefs. "You really did get hard off of this" you teased.
His face was red, pure red.
Before pulling down his briefs, his length sprang up, his precum dripping down his shaft. He was medium size, not average though, but overwhelming big.
"I wasn't expecting this from a virgin, big though~," you said, cocking your head to the side getting a glance at his red face and whimpering.
"Close your eye, Randy, don't peek. You don't want me to kill Ran" Your comment seemed to bring him back, as he immediately closed his eyes from the threat before you wrapped a blindfold on his face.
You took off your mask, laying it on the side. Combing back your hair with your fingers. Jerking him down and up, his whimpering coming out of his lips. The pace of your hand was unbearably slow as more whimpers and moaning came out of his lips.
More precum was drooling out from his length before you started playfully licking the tip of his cock. Sucking on the tip, swirling your tongue around it.
Before you took him inside your mouth, swirling around before bobbing up an down on his cock, holding his hips down.
"F-fuck" he moaned out.
You forced yourself down, gagging on his length. Your eye is watering before withdrawing. Your saliva connected to the tip of his length before unbuttoning the top of your cloak, unclasping the top of your bra.
Putting your boobs between his length, holding both sides of your tits, lapping at his length, sucking down on him, before jerking him off with your tits. You glanced up from him, and through your eyelashes, you saw him gripping the carpet, the feeling between your legs pulsing.
His legs were trembling, and you felt his cock twitching inside your mouth before you felt hot, salty liquid flowing into your mouth, before swallowing down his cum.
As Randy groaned out from his orgasm. You still felt his length still hard after his orgasm. "God, your still hard?" you smiled.
You took off your panties, positioning yourself over him as you sink onto his length. As his cock split you open, Randy groaned from tightening cunt.
You placed your hand on his shoulders, riding down on him, as you rocked your hips on his. You bit down on your lips, hiding your moans from being audible. Leaning down on holding his shoulders, biting on his neck, your bites blossoming into fresh love bites.
"D-damn," he groaned.
"You feel better when you are inside of me," you purred; you felt his hand around your hips, and your hips and his collided as he plunged his dick inside you.
As his pace turned erratically, feeling his balls slapping onto your ass as he thrust in, as you broke out from biting your lips as your moan ranged out. Feeling twitching inside you, you felt your orgasm near, his hands gripping onto your hips, forcefully thrusting inside you.
You felt warm liquid pouring into you as your sense of relief washed over you, seeing white.
His groaning and your moaning came in sync, as you took out his limp length from you, his cum escaping from your cunt. "God, you did well" you cooed, as you put on your panties back on.
Buttoning on your cloak, wearing back your mask, Crouching down to his level, "I guess you broke a rule; you had sex~" you smiled as you took off his blindfold from him; his face was still fully red; you got up and broke the window jumping out of the house, giving him a wave.
Randy's face was still red, as he just thought what he just did.
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Walking down the school hallway wearing your backpack, going to the area where your friend's group was, near the lockers. "Wassup guys," you said gleefully.
You saw Billy glaring at you, maybe because you went off the plan; Stu was busy flirting with Tatum. You glance to the side, seeing Randy plastered with a smile, "Whatcha smile for Ran?" you ask, cocking your head.
"Did you finally get a girlfriend~" you teased, pointing at him.
"Kind of" He rubbed the back of his neck; after he said, everyone got silent just staring at him. "Randy got a girlfriend; how much did you pay her" Stu teased.
"Nothing, dipshit," Randy snapped, getting a laugh from Stu. "I'm surprised you got someone, Randy," Tatum said with a surprised face.
"Surprised as to what he does in his free time," Billy muttered, earning him a nudge from his girlfriend, Sidney.
There was tension in the air as you broke the ice, "Well, it's good that Randy is finally being a man," you said as you ruffled his hair. You glance to see him with a red hue on his face. I guess he still remembers that night.
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iheartjameshetfield · 8 months
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dude idk if you got my first req bc the PAGE RELOADED BUT IM SENDING IT AGAIN JUST IN CASE.
giving virgin!james head for the first time!!! the noises he would make omg omg omg. and when you let him fuck your face?? he would be so fucking drunk on the feel of your mouth. squirming n moaning and oh oh oh maybe you are laying down and he straddles your face to have you suck him that way?!/?: i need him. bad.
i almost started crying when i saw this request bc hello virgin subby james is the love of my life <33
you wanted to suck him off so bad, which obviously made him very excited. but when you agreed for him to straddle your face when you suck him off??? fuck he could’ve busted his load right then and there.
this mf eagerly takes a seat on your face, carefully placing his knees at the side of your head. he would be a little awkward, not knowing what to do and scared of suffocating you from this position. this was his first blowjob, so you wanted to be mind blowing for him (literally mind blowing)
you start stroking his semi-hard dick, sticking your tongue out to repeatedly lick the tip, already causing him to shudder as you enjoy the feeling of him hardening even more under your touch. you take just the head in your mouth and you start bopping your head, your hand swirling around the base. when your mouth inches further down on him, james’ eyes widen, his dream finally coming true. you use your spit and precum as a lubricant to make it even more enjoyable for him, obsessing over how vocal he’s being
you take his whole dick in your mouth, your head lifting off the pillow as you try your best not to gag when you stay still, your nose touching the trail of hair on his stomach. james’ moans get louder at this action, so you decide to repeat it a couple more times, causing him to whine as he throws his head back.
you start to swirl your tongue around his head again before pulling away, placing kisses on his pretty dick while you stroke his base, giving it a squeeze here and there. you place your last kiss directly on his tip, smearing the precum with your lips and tongue before delving into him again.
his panting gets heavier and heavier and when he looks down, seeing your plush lips wrapped around his pretty cock, it sends him into a frenzy, whining and moaning while he tries to resist the urge to fuck your face.
“oh fuck you look so pretty.” his eyebrows fuse together longingly as he brings one hand down to stroke your cheek before bringing it to your head, gripping your hair. as much as he tried, he couldn’t. he couldn’t stop himself from sending a strong thrust into your mouth, causing you to gag. he stop immediately when you gag, afraid of hurting you but you pat his thigh as a sign of encouragement, wanting this to be the best first blowjob anyone can ever get.
“your mouth feels so good, holy shit.” he brings up his elbow to rest it against the headboard of the bed as he looks down to see you giving him the sweetest puppy eyes ever. when he gets comfortable thrusting himself into your mouth, he speeds his actions up, using you only for his pleasure. after all, you told him he can.
he starts to mercilessly piston his hips into your face, finding the wet sounds coming from your mouth and the repeated gagging unbelievably arousing, driving him feral.
“i’m sorry,” he would heave over you whenever he makes you gag. “shit, i’m so sorry. you just feel so fucking good, oh god. i’m sorry.” he repeats his apologies like a prayer.
he uses the hand gripping your hair as leverage to shove you down on him, meeting his hips half way as he thrusts into you. when you feel him twitch inside your mouth, you want to help him increase his feeling of pleasure, so you start to hum and moan around him, the vibrations making him gasp.
“fuck. fuck i’m gonna cum. gonna cum so hard shit.” he warns you, trying to pull your head away just in case you didn’t want to swallow. but you did, oh god, you needed him to. even if you didn’t want to at first, seeing him so happy, having the time of his life with your mouth, you would change your mind if it makes him even happier.
“i’m cumming! oh, oh god. holy…oh, fuck!” he screams, being more vocal than ever as he shoves his dick down your throat, staying still as he finishes in your mouth. you feel his balls against your chin, his tip restricting around your throat as his hot liquid runs down it. you try your best to help get every last drop, using your tongue to suck him dry. he stays this way until he finishes completely, which took a while considering how much he came.
you were starting to run out of oxygen, choking and gagging as you tap his thigh as a sign for him to pull away. he mutters an apology, getting up from you completely before resting his body on top of you.
he holds himself up with one arm to look at you, obsessing over your pink lips as much as you were obsessing over his flushed face and hazy eyes. he notices a little bit of cum and spit dribbling down from the corner of your chin, so he sticks his tongue out, licking it off until he reaches your mouth, giving you the most passionate kiss.
“thank you.” he mumbles against your hot skin when he pulls away, panting from the lack of oxygen from your previous actions. “thank you so fuckin’ much.”
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he would be so fucking loud and vocal i cannot stress this enough. i wish i was the first person to give him a blowjob, it would’ve been the most beautiful thing anyone has ever seen. i mean, just look at him??
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ink4blotches · 10 months
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Pav x spider reader who is from spider-punks world and is like a little sister to hobie but likes Pav cause I need more Pav fics 😭😭
I gotchu anon ;) I'll probably be asleep when this uploads but just so you know I was rolling around in my bed writing this simply because Hobie's British in this is so bad so please forgive that little...thing.
Synopsis/Feels: Reader is Hobie's little sis but not by blood but u can't rlly tell, bad British slang beware, clueless Pav, mentions of Tom Holland(TW), etc.
Word Ct.:667
Without further ado...
Spider-Who?(Pavitr Prabhakar x Reader)
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"Woah, he's awesome..." I sigh in amazement as I watch Pav swoop through the streets of Mumbattan.
"Mumbattan has the worst traffic I tell ya...aye, wot er you lookin at, kid?" Hobie asks as he realizes I've got my eyes focused on the streets below.
"Just...stuff..." I dodge his question as I take a bite of my scone, courtesy of your 2nd favorite Brit. It's me, I'm the 1st favorite Brit of course.
"Too right...you ready to skedaddle back to our universe kid? I miss me guitar." Hobie shrugs, wrapping an arm around my shoulders.
"Er...yeh, I guess." I sigh, watching as Hobie opens a portal(idk how the portal thing works Sue me).
"Hey guys! Leaving so soon?" Pav suddenly lands next to us, looking flawlessly perfect despite fighting a whole villain just a second ago.
"Yeh, sorry mate but yer universe is borin...right kid?" Hobie asks me. I barely hear him and decide to disregard it in favor of staring at Pav.
"Kid? Hello? Yer brain get hit with a rock...?" Hobie asks, popping me in the back of my head.
"I'm good! I'm great. Sorry, were said what you?" I immediately realize my sentence makes no sense as Pav and Hobie both look at me in confusion.
Hobie locks eyes with me.
Don't look at Pav, don't look at Pav, don't look at Pav...
My eyes dart to Pav and quickly go back to Hobie's.
FUCK.
"Oh, I gotcha...lil bugger's got a crush. Ain't that a bitch...wild how he ain't even from your own universe." Hobie says casually.
"What? Is it someone from the Spider Society?! Miles? Or Gwen?" Pav starts throwing out random names of teenage Spider-Men from the society.
"Wait...don't tell me it's....Miguel?!" Pav looks at me in disgust for a second before I shoot a web at his mouth.
As I watch Pavitr try to pry the web off Hobie pulls me to the side.
"C'mon, you gotta pick another. Love Pav, but he's...y'know....Pav." Hobie trails off, assuming I understand him.
"Well yeh, but he's also...Pav, y'know?" I argue slightly.
"Right and I get that...but he's Pav." Hobie complains to me, his grip on my shoulder tightening.
"I'm not gonna have this conversation with you Hobart. Don't you have taxes to file?" I ask with an eye roll.
"Fine, fine!" Hobie holds both his hands up in surrender. "You gonna tell 'im soon? Might have to spell it out since he's...Pav." Hobie shrugs.
"You mean you don't care?" I ask with a raise of my eyebrow.
"Course not kid. He might be Pav, but 'e's also Pav." Hobie emphasizes his words like it'll magically make sense.
"Hey, what are you guys talking about?" Pav asks, finally joining us.
I give Hobie a silent plead.
"Nun much...I was bout to head back. Kid said she wants to stay awhile though." Hobie lies.
For reference I was thinking it but I didn't want to say it.
"Oh, great! I can show you my favorite street food stands and where the stray dogs are and where all the traffic is!"
"Oh. Where all the traffic is...great. Can't wait." I try to fake being excited.
"Catch you later, bugger. Try not to get pied off loser!" Hobie does a small salute before stepping through an open portal.
"Huh...? What does pied off mean?" Pav asks with an eyebrow raise.
"Nothing! Nothing at all...honestly it doesn't mean anything." I lie straight to Pav's face.
"...I don't believe you." Pav replies with suspicion in his eyes.
"Uhhhh....oh my god, is that Tom Holland?" I gasp loudly and point at the streets below us.
Pav's neck almost snaps as he looks.
"What?! Where?!"
Phew. Safe. Nailed it.
I watch as Pav swings down to the streets to find Tom Holland, who was never there in the first place.
I'll tell him. One day. But today is not the day.
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melusinealarice · 7 months
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jealousy/hate sex with jonathan crane 🫣
YAY SO FCING EXITED (also my friend’s brother is insanely hot and i legit want his fingers in me)
Warnings: SMUT VERY SMUT, jonathan crane, jealousy, degrading, choking, oral m receiving, co-workers, enemies to lovers, kinda established they have has sex before but it could go either way, unprotected sex
You hated him, absolutely HATED, well, mostly. He was arrogant, stuck up, and plain misogynistic. Working with him was a nightmare. And-
“Dr. Y/l/n” You turned to find dr. Cameron standing by you, an attractive man, mid 30s, blonde hair, green eyes. “Hello,” You turned from your charting. “You look pretty today,” he said, looking you up and down, you blushed “thank you,” you cleared your throat, “uhm, how is the patient in 36B?” “Oh still screaming, he hasn’t stoped,” he replied, “he’s gonna tear a vocal chord if he keeps that up” you said under your breath. He laughed, “so i was-“
“Dr. Cameron.” Ugh, just great, you thought. “Hey, nurse, i need you to change patient 24A’s bed pan” after 4 years of working together and going to medical school together he still had the nerve to address you as nurse. What an ass. “You know very well i am not a nurse dr. Crane.” He rolled his eyes, “you know very well I don’t care, dr. Y/l/n”
You scoffed, “what do you want Crane?” You turned to him, he was shamelessly checking you out. “I need you for a consult, follow me” he started walking away without an answer.
“Where are we going?” You asked, as he started turning away from the patient wings. “You’ll see.”
You arrived at his office, “what are we-“ he slammed you against the wall, his hand on your neck, “you really think you can just go around whoring yourself out?” His eyes were angry, his pupils blown. “Dr. Crane.. I- can’t breathe-“ you gasped for air, he laughed.
“Well thats the point doll.” He takes off his glasses, smirking. “You really think dr. Cameron could ever fuck you better than me?” He released his grip on your neck, you fell gasping for breath. “God, you are pathetic” he grabbed your hair, forcing you to look up at him. “Im sorry-“ “save it.” He started to unbuckle his belt.
You hated how wet this made you, his roughness, the degrading words. “Fucking slut.” He growled, freeing himself, he was rock hard. He tapped his head against your cheek.
“Open” he commanded, you complied. He shoved his cock down your throat. “Ohh fuck” he groaned throwing his head back. It was hard to breathe around him. God he looked good, his hair a mess, his lips all pink.
He started thrusting into your mouth, you gagged. He laughed “not flirting now are you? Is this all it takes to shut you up? I bet you’re not thinking about Dr. Cameron’s cock anymore huh? Fuck, im gonna show you who you belong to.” You ran your tongue down as he hit the back of your throat, just the way he liked it.
He roughly pulled you up by your hair. “Fuck, i should kill him just for fuckin looking at you doll.” He pushed you down on his desk, “It wasnt, like that i swear.” Tears were running down your cheeks, and your legs. “Fuck doll, so fucking wet. Is this for me? Or dr. Cameron?” He bent over you, ripping open your blouse and throwing it off. “I asked you a fucking question.” He grabbed your face, forcing you to look at him.
“You, its for you. Dr. Crane please.” He laughed before ripping off your bra. He grabbed your breast in his hand, kneading it harshly and running his thumb across your nipple making you moan. “Ya know doll, i love this skirt. So fuckin pretty.” He said as he pushed it up to your hips.
He hooked a finger around your panties before ripping them off. He stuck them in his pocket, for later, he thought. He stuck a finger inside you, making you whine. “Oh poor baby,” he mocked, “is this all you needed? Huh to be fucked dumb? You just couldn’t help yourself could you.” He said before flipping you around to face him.
“Jonathan, please. Please I need you.” He laughed. “Fuckin desperate.” He said linning himself up with you. You closed your eyes as he thrust into you hard. He hissed, “fuckkkk god you’re tight.” He laughed as he pinched your nipple. You mewled.
“And so fuckin sensitive too.” He starting thrusting into you lazily, his eyes closed his head thrown back. You could barely form a coherent thought.
He hit that spot, making you see stars. “Yes! Right there please, dr. Crane.” You started to buck your hips into his, moaning at the sensation. He laughed “where?” He mocked, “here?” He said before thrusting up roughly making you scream.
He started going faster and you could feel your orgasm building. “Fuck keep on squeezing me doll.” He said panting, your hands came up to his hair, pulling him in to kiss you. “Crane. Please im gonna-“
“Hold it,” he said as he started circling your clit. You screamed his name. You could barely think. As you came.
He kept thrusting into you, it was becoming too much. You whimpered. “Pkease dr. Crane, hurts.” “Aww poor thing, is it too much for you?” He started thrusting harder and faster. “I told you not to fuckin cum.”
As he continued to abuse your cunt you felt yourself nearing another orgasm and before you knew it you were coming.
“Fuck, twice? All for me. God you were desperate” his thrust grew sloppier, and you felt him empty into you. He kept thrusting, groaning as he rode out his high. “Crane.” You whimpered as he stilled. He started kissing your neck as you held onto the back of his head.
“God you’re perfect.” He mumbled against your neck.
“I love you.” You whispered.
The end, idk its been a hot minute since ive written, but in honor of Kinktober.
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queen-of-scissors · 1 year
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Not teardrop anon, but may I request hallucinations with Kaeya and Dainsleif? I need more Khaenri'ahns in my life
AWW yeahhh hot khaenri'ahns who worship the reader~
İm gonna strugle a little because im not realy sure about Dainsliefs personality so, it might be out of character bear with me pls 🙏
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HALUCİNATİONS??
(Khanrie'ahn hotties version)
TW: swearing, mentions of being injured, Kaeya being fatherless, Dainslief not worshiping you at first
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İt was, yet again, another tiring day for you. You finally finish work and was allowed to go back home.
Your eyes were slowly closing as you struggled to keep them open. Your body was looking for any reason to shut down and if you don't go back to your bed soon, you might fail to stop your body from deciding that the floor is comfortable enough.
You open the door and get back inside, and cursed yourself for forgetting to call a cleaner.
The house was a mess, as it always have been whenever you are busy. You desperatly tried to keep it clean but all you could do was tidy it up a little before giving up and going back to sleep.
Wouldn't it be great to have roommates that help you with the house chores that you have to do today?
Sigh...
Being exhausted and not wanting to walk any more than you have to, you find the nearest room, anywhere but your own room, that has a comfortable place to sit down and collapse on to. Suprisingly, you didn't realy have to sleep, but did so just to see the day end and wake up in the next day already.
You hear footsteps from where you were laying down. Profably the neighbor doing whatever. Did they realy choose this day to make a ruckus?
You notice the sounds are getting closer and clearer. This cant be the noise of someone who is in another apartment.
Someone is inside your house.
Are they burglars?! Do they have a gun?! Will they kill you to get away with it?! Oh god you don't want to die!! Not yet please-
The sounds are coming closer and you hear a voice: "...hello?"
What if you played dead? Would they just take what they want and leave? What if they try to-
"Please excuse us for breaking in, we didn't mean to"
You hear another voice "see? Dainslief? What did i told you?"
"Hold on, Kaeya, we didn't confirm if this is their home yet"
OH GOD THEY ARE LOOKİNG FOR YOU.
Abondoning the first plan faster than how Kaeya got abondened by his father, you look around to find something, ANYTHİNG to use as a weapon. Even if it wouldnt do much if they have a gun, you might stall enough time to at least run away, or even better, survive long enough so people who hears the commotion calls the cops.
But during your search for a weapon, you must have made alot of noise, you can hear them easily this time. They must be behind the door.
"Your highness, are you in there?"
You hide in the first place where you can hide.
"Ah, so you are."
Shit.
"We are coming in, ok?"
The door slowly opens, you ready yourself to fight. The adrenaline was too much for a normal person to handle so as soon as you saw a familiar face,
...your first reaction is to throw your weapon,
...you missed.
Wait, a familiar face?
"...you.."
"That was... Pretty close uhh, good job your highness! Great reflexes!" The person in the Kaeya cosplay laughed anxiously.
"They are obviously confused. They can't be the creator."
"You can clearly see that their face is identical to the ones we have on the holy scripture. Maybe before speaking such blasphemy, you might want to use your brain a little?~"
You looked at the other person. İt was the coolest cosplay of Dain you've ever seen. But it got you even more confused
"Why are you guys in a cosplay..?" You mumbled to yourself, Not realy expecting an answer.
"A what?" Dainslief spoke, his voice is soothing, just like his in game voice.
"Nevermind him your Grace" kaeya decided to walk up to you on where you hid, only to stop once realises how scared you are.
"We are not here to hurt you." He calmly stated, as if he was soothing a child(e) "We.. aren't too sure on how we got here either. This is new to us as well. Would you hear us out oh mighty one?"
"WHO THE FUCK İS THE MİGHTY ONE?! WHO ARE YOU TALKİNG TO?!"
You saw Dainslief throw Kaeya a look that you can read very easily "i told you so"
"Do you not recocnise us?"
"NO????"
Dainslief puts a hand on Kaeya's shoulder "then there must be a misunderstanding, we apologise for the inconviniance"
"Hold on, captain. We can still ask them questions about where they are."
"Can't you see how scared you made them? Lets go already, we can find them ourselves."
"Oh? So you do belive us now? That the creator actually exists?"
"İ don't. However i won't deny that we are indeed in a diffrent world than ours, if what you and your... Friends... Belive in is true, than i have a few questions i would like to ask of them as well"
You stop them "wait a minute, did you say another world?"
Kaeya looks at you and softly smiles "rings a bell?"
"Do you guys think that... You come from Tevat?"
"Ah! So you do know us!"
"And you think that you guys are actually... Dainslief and Kaeya..?"
Dainslief crosses his arms "...think? Do you belive that we made it up?"
"No.... No not at all" you say quickly, whatever maddness happening needs to stay further away from you.
"You clearly don't belive us."
"İ do! Please don't hurt me-"
"hurt you? What would we even gain out of it?"
"AHEM." Kaeya cutted in "Maybe choose your words carefully when speaking with a scared person?"
"...my appologies, i was not angry, i was just addresing the situation."
Kaeya continued "your Grace, you have every reason to not belive that we are who we say we are, in fact it would be smart not to. But im sure that there is a way to make you realise that we are Real."
"...how"
"Could i trouble you to get me a glass of water?"
Dainslief mocked "you are making your 'god' do stuff for you now? İ tought you wouldnt let them work at all!"
"That would be the case, yes." He admitted "however i dont want them to think i did something to the glass."
You slowly attempted to leave where you hide "what are you... Going to do..?"
"İ'll use my vision for you." What the fu-
"İ must note that we are in a diffrent world. Visions are tied to tevat, so your plan might fail before it even starts"
"Then what do you suggest i do? They might know about our creator and better yet, they might be them!"
"İ suggest we find a way to go back. And say everyone that they don't exist."
They move out of your way as you go out and get a cup. They just glared at eachother while you bring it. Then you asked yourself.
What the fuck are you doing? Why are you giving water to an insane person? Did their voice made you calm down and stop thinking? Why the hell aren't you calling the cops?
But before you can even act Upon your toughts, you were already back in the room that all of this started in. Maybe you are the insane one.
Kaeya takes the glass from you with a smile "you have my thanks." Your heart flutters a little at that, tough you weren't sure if it was because of his charms or being scared to death.
He holds his vision to somewhere you can see easily, and holds the glass.
As the water inside starts turning into crystall ice, you could only stare at it in awe.
"Yeah im deffinetly dreaming im going to sleep."
"What- we had an agreement!" Dainslief shouted at you. While you leave for your room.
"Yeah leave that to when i wake u-
JESUS CHRİST!!!"
Both of them were immediatly at your Side when they Heard you scream,
Your room was empty. REALY EMPTY.
NOT EVEN A SİNGLE FURNİTURE TO BE SEEN.
İn the middle of your room, there was a big portal that is eating away the last things in the room that you had.
"What's wrong are you ok- Oh dear..."
"İt... İt wasnt this bad when we first let it be..."
You sit down on the ground. Frustrated. This can't be fucking Real this is the worse..
"Are you ok? What matters is that you are safe-"
"What do you want to know."
At this point, you just want them to leave. You are exhausted mentally now. You will just tell them what they need to know and figure out what to do from there.
"Lets... Uhh.... Leave this room first, its dangerous."
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"İ... İ don't belive it..."
Dainslief was shocked Upon hearing your explanation. You were the one who everyone included in their in their rituals. Anyone who worshiped any god used your name to strengthen their worship.
Your title was used for everything. To buying stuff for daily purposes to murdering thousands and winning wars, all done in your name.
He tought they just created a fake god that the even the criminals find strength in, for them to feel justified with some form of divine power and guidance. Even gods themsselves needed one huh.
İf you were Real, why weren't you there? Why aren't you walking among them? Why are you letting disgusting people use your name for their own power?
The story you told him was a confusing one, the one that changes anything he belives in.
You didnt create it to be worshiped in the first place. You created because you loved creating them.
You let them be, and experianced what they created with your own creation, instead of ruling over them.
You were powerfull, but not in the way that people write you to be. You were more human, more flawed.
You were beautifull.
"İ see that you belive me now, captain~"
"...shut up."
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Now that everything is Clear, both of them realises that they made you upset by opening that portal.
Since you refused to leave this world because of your chores, maybe they can do something for you while you decide.
As much as i like dainslief, im pretty sure that he eats for survival rather than going out and cooking things, if he cant, he will buy it.
So the cooking is done by Kaeya for the time being! (#3 best housebusband)
Dainslief was tasked with cleaning up, which is... Oh boy you live here??? Without dying?
The first time he started up a vacoom he got scared and kick it. He tought it became alive. You do the vacooming now.
Your room is gone. Reduced to atoms. And they feel bad about it. So they suggested on finding a job!
İf you refuse they won't care that much, but if you accept?
They throwing hands (weapons) to the 5th person that Karen them.
BREAKİNG NEWS! there has been a fight in the local MC Donalds.
The fighting got heated when one of the sides pull out a sword, and the other Side pulls out a gun.
Thankfully No one got hurt and neither Side reported one another
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Hi i hope you liked it! İt was fun to make :D
İ had other requests to go through but i just realy like this idea so you lucky!
Kaeya isnt realy on the spotlight here bc dainslief's belifes and backstory just outshines Kaeya's (im sorry Kaeyak ma dude its true)
Requests are also open for anyone nor just annons so feel free to give me any brainrot you have and lets rot together hehehe
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