#Not every guy is a twink
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You all need to learn a new word
#Tom Hardy#Venom#Eddie Brock#venom 2#I dont know how to explain to you that he is NOT a twink#Symbrock#Veddie#It makes me go feral#I hate that#Learn a new word#Not every guy is a twink
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Why is no one drawing Arthur in the canon apron he was wearing in Benevolent. Harlan never said he took it off. He wasn't wearing a fancy-pants Christmas sweater. he wasn't wearing a shirt and tie. he was wearing that horrible apron and NO ONE IS DRAWING HIM IN THAT???? SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW HIM IN THAT BEFORE I DO IT MYSELF AND THUS CORRUPT MY CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD???
#i say like i don't draw the sluttiest little twinks every day of my life#but seriously guys#i love all of the benevolent art but I need#NEED#arthur in that apron#please#malevolent#benevolent#arthur lester
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julius keeps collecting twinks that are secretly / not so secretly jealous of him but the difference in how different guys are jealous of julius is that reinhard would keep a photo of him and julius in a frame on his nightstand (has had it there since he was 14) (staring longingly at it is part of his daily routine), subaru would say he hates julius but his entire room head to toe is plastered with pictures of julius and new pictures keep popping up everyday, joshua would keep cutting and then retaping a photo of him and julius together depending on how upset at julius he is that day (we’re talking like theres a cut down the middle between photo julius and joshua ok. joshua dont play around), and then otto would have a designated julius photo that he drunkenly throws knives at (hes had to get his fingers healed multiple times)
#rezero#re:zero#natsuki subaru#otto suwen#reinhard van astrea#julius juukulius#joshua juukulius#arc 5-8 spoilers#rezero boy drama never stops fr 😭😭 why is it when smth happens its always u guys (points to reinhard subaru otto and the juukuliuses)#otto definitely also seethes about emijulisuba ok he wishes he was part of the trio instead of julius#beako every night post arc 4 like: …………betty likes the new decor and subaru cries on the ground bc NOOO JULIUS IS STEALING MY BETTY EVEN#WHEN HES NOT HERE (does not take any photos down)#(that would mean julius wins)#also poor julius dude is just tryinggnto live his life and then hes got AT LEAST three twinks lined up behind him hating his guts at#different parts of his life 😭😭 like fr julius is trying to live his life cmon
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#adult entertainment#curvy girls#spicy newds#lick every inch#dm for noods#sexy chick#lick my hole#bootie peach#cutie w a bootie#bootiecandy#gay underwear#gay guy#hot gay#gayboy#gay men#gay twink#laced up#thicc ass#wet ass pussy#lick my ass#ass tease#fatass#dick suckers
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emotionally still recovering from my white male coworker in his 30s asking if i draw yaoi. will be recovering from this. perhaps forever.
#i got clocked so hard i dont even COMPREHEND HOW#its bc i have gojo as my phone screen bg now it is it is#i had a twink as my background#i was asking for it#NO TOUCHY ME I GO WATCH MY YAOI NOW (jjk s2 e2)#i could not respond and he was like yea im guessing i got it very close#you guys dont understand#WE HAVE A VERY SERIOUS WORKING RELATIONSHIP#REPLAYING EVERY CHOICE I MADE THAT LANDED ME IN THAT SITUATION#MY REALITY SLID 5 INCHES TO THE LEFT
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I forgot to make the post about the untapped poor little meow meow potential of Yanda from Yotsuba
#tumblr would love this guy#he's a hot loser who has beef with a five year old#he's a jerk he's useless he eats ramen for lunch every day he makes fun of his adult friends for having real lives#he's an office worker#he's a twink#tumblr get on this guy rn#yotsubato#yotsuba&!#yotsuba#yanda
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Idk if this is a thing outside America, but in the US, there's a disgusting thing a lot of athlete boys will do, where they lift the bottom of their shirt up to wipe the sweat off of their face, as if the bottom of their shirt isn't already sweaty.
It makes me really uncomfortable, but I'm sure you could do something with that.
#i shouldve known i was asexual#from every time that happened in middle school#and i straight up gagged#to be fair though it was always the more muscular guys#and i prefer twinks quite frankly#max jagerman#michie
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I should not have looked at the Penacony Story leaks
#why did i get attached to that blonde twink oh i hate hyv i hate myself#this is the worst time to cry over a fictional guy 😭#i'll take back every insult i threw at you just DON'T DIE#harmonysan.txt#aventurine
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me whenever I see wolfstar fanart and sirius is petite and cute >_< and remus is broad shoulder scary tall grrr bark bark alpha male protector (im pulling a glock outta my ass)
#GUYS STOP MAKING TWINK X DOM FANART OF EVERY MLM SHIP EVER IM GONNA DIE#harry potter#marauders#remus lupin#sirius black#remus loves sirius#sirius x lupin#remus x sirius#wolfstar
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the people in the tags understand me. starembers art is super pretty but also weird at times.
#xie lian has been doing manual labor for a living (breaking boulders on his chest WITH NO SPIRITUAL ENERGY brick laying farming etc)#im anti twink xie lian#also i dont think he should have mxtx protagonist snowy white skin. maybe as a sheltered prince. but he has been planting rice for years.#AT LEAST GIVE HIM A TAN#and hua cheng died as a malnourished 17 year old (he has been working out since then but i still prefer skinnier headcanons).#why does everybody have light eyes (even putting aside the colorism in the novel.)#why does xie lian have this wide-eyed-lips-parted-blank look and hua cheng have bedroom eyes all of the time#(not that they can't necessarily make these expressions but augh.)#why are they tall as fuck in every full body shot#why are their hands so big.#again i don't want to put any opinions in an actual post because i havent read the comic and it might be different than i think#but just based on the art ive seen... theyve been very yaoified. thats the best word i have#even by the point the manhua has reached (lqq arc iirc)#they've been having sincere and vulnerable moments#and i havent really seen panels that tell me that. let them be silly and awkward and fuck up. even if it makes them less sexy for a moment#and also?? xie lian (again just based off the art) seems to have lost a lot of agency?#he is a 'go with the flow' guy but he is also pretty situationally aware and clever#but the vibes i get are that he gets wide-eyedly dragged from plot point to plot point#(in the case where hua cheng slung him over his shoulder literally??)#(he would not fucking do that book 1.)#please correct me if i'm wrong#i'll probably get around to reading the manhua faster if someone tells me theyre more in character than i think they are#lmao#if you love the manhua disregard me.#not art#to delete l8er#(possibly)#(if i turn out to be wrong about this which is possible)#(or if someone decides they are very emotionally invested in my medium intensity feelings)
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(Force ghost Obi-Wan visits Anakin at the moment of his death)
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Vader is slipping away, fading into the ether. Obi-Wan can feel the end of it in the Force. And yet even as he watches, Obi-Wan rages against it. He cannot let him.
Obi-Wan had come to terms with Vader and his past a long time ago. He had accepted his part in it and let go. He was a Jedi, and he had forged ahead and put his faith in the boy. In Luke. But he had never expected this. Vader–Anakin–to come back. Not after so long. It was less that he'd lost faith in Anakin, and more that it was necessary for him to be able to move on. How cruel the Force was then, to give Anakin back only to take him away again.
Obi-Wan cannot let him.
As his last words leave his mouth, taking with it his last breath, Obi-Wan rushes to his side. It would take a miracle. He, Yoda, and Qui-Gon, had all had to receive extensive training to maintain their consciousness after death. He had but mere minutes. But Anakin was the Force's son was he not? He was the Chosen One. And oh he'd believed it was Luke. And it was in a way. But also Anakin. Always Anakin. So if anyone could do the impossible, it was him.
"Obi-Wan?" Anakin's eyes widen. He has no mouth to speak anymore, caught in death's grip. Yet still his voice rings true. "Master I'm sorry! I'm so sorry I–"
"Hush now and listen carefully. We don't have much time."
Indeed, even now he could feel the way Anakin was merging back into the Force. Gone forever. Just like when he'd fallen to the Dark. Except now it was worse. Because now Obi-Wan would truly never see him again. He has no heart nor any body yet it aches. No please, he begs silently. One last time. One last miracle.
"You're in the netherworld of the Force. But I can teach you how to revisit corporeal space and retain your consciousness. A path to immortality."
"But…why…?"
Confusion and remorse burst through. Luke hugs his dead father's body to his chest.
"Never mind that! Do you wish this path, Anakin?" He cannot keep the desperation from his voice.
Anakin looks up at him. "Yes."
Obi-Wan has no breath but he feels his chest heave anyway. "Right, let us begin quickly…"
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Yoda and Qui-Gon had manifested beside them as Anakin grew stronger and more grounded in the Force. Their voices helped steer him away from the wave which would have swept him away.
After all is said and done Anakin stands before him. Anakin, as he was. As he used to be. Obi-Wan almost cannot believe it even with the proof in front of him.
"Masters." Anakin looks around him, overwhelmed and teary eyed.
"Anakin." Qui-Gon smiles proudly. He moves to hug him. "I was watching you always. You did it. I knew you could."
Ankain squeezes back.
Yoda nods at him, a smile on his old face. Obi-Wan yearns to hold him too, but he hesitates. Unsure how to anymore or if it is even welcome. It's been so long. And there is so much to say. He's sorry he gave up on him. He's sorry he didn't try harder. He's sorry for causing him so much pain.
There is no shielding in the cosmic force. It is all open and bare. Anakin feels all of it. He is frozen in place. In turn Obi-Wan can feel Anakin’s own remorse. His guilt burns alongside everything else. But above all his soul aches for Obi-Wan's just as well.
Oh. Oh Obi-Wan wishes he could hide himself away like before. Put up a wall and meditate this away. This is too raw. Too open. He is gutted and speared and on display.
But so is Anakin.
"Obi-Wan."
They fall into each other. Their souls intertwining finally. There is love. Love. He is made of it. He radiates it. He'll never let this go again. Not ever.
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The party lasts far into the night. Luke gives them a smile and turns away to rejoin his friends. Anakin smiles proudly at him. Yoda has already returned to the Force. Only he and Anakin remain to watch the festivities a little longer.
Obi-Wan turns to observe him. Anakin is as radiant as he'd been at 23. Curly hair, his Jedi robes in place. He looks exactly as he had been. Obi-Wan feels so old standing next to him. His eternal boy. It didn't seem fair, but Obi-Wan wouldn't have it any other way.
Anakin shifts to peer down at him as if taking him in for the first time. His eyes wander his face and wrinkles.
"What?"
Anakin reaches up to drag a hand through his white hair. Obi-Wan bristles at the touch, leaning in without meaning to. His soul has always reached back for Anakin.
"Nothing. Just looking at you I guess."
His ephemeral form makes a valiant effort at blushing. Then Anakin opens his mouth and completely obliterates any chance he had at saving face.
"Can ghosts have sex?"
They were both of and in the Force. Anakin was him and he was Anakin. It was the closest they'd ever been and ever would be. But instead of saying any of that Obi-Wan touches his beard and strokes the memory of bristles.
"Can't say I've ever tried."
Anakin grins.
#anakin: if you dont touch me rn im gonna die#obiwan: your already dead anakin#luke asking Obi-Wan is he gets to be a twink forever when he dies too#hes gonna be disappointed#the force plays favorites#every once in a while the force will fluctuate and ripple in pleasure#it drives everyone who feels it up the fucking wall because they KNOW#obikin are at it again#god guys give it a rest#my writing#my fics#obikin fic
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the dr fandom cant handle wlw ships in any other context than background fluff with no depth
i like sakuraoi and tsumioda ect but they always get woobified and mellowed out like did they SEE 1-4???
aoi did not pull all that to get sidelined as a supportive background lesbian in your ishimondo fanfic
and don’t get me wrong. my girls need a break sometimes fluff is great i don’t have a problem with it. but it’s the constant sidelining of wlw ships in favour of het/mlm ships in pretty much any fandom that gets to me.
and how wlw ships are only acceptable in the community when they don’t have any dysfunction or toxicity, and if the ship does have even the slightest hint of the above qualities it is either mellowed out to the point of being unrecognisable or dumped on with thinly veiled misogyny and homophobia
and when i say slightest hint i mean the literally slightest hint. like the girls will argue once and the fandom will label the ship toxic while shipping. fucking kuzupeko or something.
wlw ships are seen almost entirely as a way to get female characters out of the way of mlm ships. in het ships the female character is a tool to develop the male character. they show significantly less depth and probably dies to forward the male character’s development (sound familiar?)
in any situation female characters are characterised by their relations to male characters. a female character’s (usually romantic, or at least interpreted as such) relationship with a male character is their defining characteristic. if said female character is in a wlw relationship they are reduced to their most basic traits while male characters are explored and given depth, and exist in the story only to offer support to the male characters.
i haven’t even mentioned how female characters must be in a relationship to be even remotely relevant in a story, but that’s a rant for another time.
grrah the way that female characters mirrors how wlw ships are treated by the community, and that characters/ships that aren’t completely perfect and deemed acceptable by the community are dumped on by the larger dr community while worse ships or characters are welcomed because they happen to contain a male character is gonna be my 13th reason istg.
anyways this rant is getting long but in summary danganronpa fans hate women and they hate wlw relationships that they can’t jerk off to.
#apple chat#danganronpa#sdr2#thh#ndrv3#this post is incoherent i know i know#also as an add on#leaving this in the tags because my post is about female characters and wlw relationships exclusively#and what im going to say affects mlm relationships as well#but the despite the amount of queer fans a lot of the dr community esp the ones on reddit view heterosexuality as the “default”#and dump on queer ships simply because they happen to be queer#the dr community’s constant complaining about its queer fans drives me up a wall#yes a lot of them are annoying and i also hate the annoying komahina saiouma shippers who hate anything that isn’t pale twink yaoi BUT#we can dump on annoying dr fans and ships we don’t like without bringing up sexuality i believe in you guys❤️#oh no the poor straights the shippers made their favourite characters gay💔 damn those homos ruining everything#is what you guys genuinely sound like sometimes#the tone deafness in this community#one day i will round up every dr redditor and set them on fire#I’m so sorry you had to see gay people on your dash as repayment you get one f slur pass use it wisely#i will shit on dr community again another day for now goodbye🫡#psst btw i have no beef with kmhn and (most) of its fans but a bunch are Like That so yeah#on the other hand fuck saiouma all my homies hate saiouma (well *I* don’t like it but good for you besties)#ok this is getting long enough BYEEE#homophobia tw#misogyny tw
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I bet Emmet and Burgh are besties actually . weird ass gay boy obsessed with bugs. Burgh seems like the type of friend to show up at his place at 2am and drag Emmet to taco bell before launching into a semi-incoherent monologue about some sort of weird abstract art project he's doing
#emmet on pokeworld tiktok like. that one unemployed friend on tuesday at 2am (video of a cockroach scuttling around in a cirlce)#burgh seems like such a fucking. guy. vaguely pretentious but really funny twink#they meet up every month to talk about breeding joltiks but it always just becomes an excuse to do some weird shit#actually writing this post just made me realize that i wanna hang out with burgh </3
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Mainly aimed towards marauders fans bc I see a lot of people being really aggressive about it there but:
💫 Not liking fanon characterisation doesn't make you better than the people who do 💫
Someone changing a character to fit how they enjoy seeing them isn't a crime bc it's a fictional character
Making a character queer in canon content isn't ruining them and it doesn't make the writing cheap or stupid
You can address harmful stereotypes without being a bitch and shutting down entire perceptions of the character because it isn't usually the older writers and artists creating flawed presentations and it's certainly not all of them, you're just being dramatic and trying to demonise an exploration of a character that you don't agree with.
Reminder that a lot of fandom creators especially in the marauders and ofmd fandoms are minors. Young teenagers writing in their school break don't need to be screamed at and called homophobes or racists for making accidentally including a stereotype into the character, they may appreciate being warned about the misconceptions so they can correct them...but berating creators and saying they're all fucking everything up and destroying everything is not helpful; it's mean and they aren't going to take your advice, they're just never going to write again. If you don't like the characterisation just fucking ignore it like the rest of us.
You're a dick 🥰
#feel like I gotta say this every damn week#tagging the main fandoms I see this in#marauders era#especially you guys#'making him a twink is homophobic and pathetic' you are bullying a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD#cut them some slack Jesus fucking Christ#but also#good omens#our flag means death#nbc hannibal#not as much with these ones but I still see it so idk#'making the black brothers skinny and pretty undermines their characters' they are CANONICALLY PRETTY#reg being skinny is one of the only things we know ab him and Harry calls Ris pretty/handsome multiple times#you just undermined your own damn point#I don't see them as fragile twinks either but I'm not bullying 12 year old for it bc...they're 12. they'll learn#fandom tumblr#mwpp era#marauders#tagging that one so many times bc y'all are vile sometimes#GET A JOB
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physically cannot stop thinking about these gay people in particular
He’s just trying to spite Ravio, honestly. As is the reason for most of what he does.
“You’re really not moving, are you?”The merchant sighed, sounding very defeated.
“I’m really not moving.”
“Come on, this is stupid.”
“You’re stupid.”
“Sheik, that is the most childish response you’ve ever had—are you okay? You’re not sick, right? Cause if you’re sick then you really can’t sleep on the floor.”
“I’m not sick, calm down.”Legend rolled his eyes. He isn’t actually sure of his health at the minute, though. Wind was sick a couple days ago, and Twilight is currently a little sick too. Maybe he is sick.
Oh well. He’s not telling Ravio that there’s a chance his immune system has been compromised again. He’d be so upset.
#the rainbow twinks#rainbow ramblings#ravioli#the rainbows linked universe tag#linked universe#lu#linked universe legend#lu legend#linked universe ravio#lu ravio#we're a subscriber to the trans legend hc#and we decided he uses the name sheik instead of link bc sheik is the most transgender guy ever in every game he appeared in
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do you think the elden ring loretubers will redo their miquella videos once the dlc comes out and he ends up not being a one to one copy of griffith from the hit manga berserk
#something something michael zaki can’t write for shit and only knows how to plagiarize other peoples work i guess#it’s one thing to be inspired by something or make references#but the way these lore guys go on you’d think he was incompetent#way to show your appreciation for the man#that latest v*ati video pissed me off ngl#it’s almost like every elden ring content creator these days just has to cash in on every popular idea/meme#like with that one player that i don’t want to name#not sure if his insane fanboys extend to this site too#but holy shit that got old real quick#anyway whatever elden ring community are annoying what else is new#if it turns out that miq is in fact a carbon copy of that other twink then i promise i’ll k*ll myself for my sins
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