Everytime Cellbit mentions A1 I laugh bc I remember the brief minutes in which Cellbit thought ElQuackity was the egg A1 😭😭😭

Kon as one of the many children of Orion has such power my god.

who!!! would!!! protect!!!!!!! and take care of!!!!! Henry!!!!!!!!!!!!

ik this template is usually reserved for met gala but i just had to

See, the mistake Homelander made was having daddy issues. If he bothered to get the objectively superior brother issues Kripke would have given him the Soldier Boy power couple in no time.

some people talk nonsense about how much they love their friends while theyre drunk. varis well varis does something a little different.

I’m sorry but the word ‘mildly’ KILLS ME INSIDE. ‘Mildly interested’. Why can’t you be fully something? Why can’t you commit? Do you not even care? Why must you only be ‘a little’ interested? Why be interested at all at this point if you aren’t truly committed and wouldn’t care either way? WHY CAN’T YOU BE COMPLETE

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

today in social media...

guy who's stuck in a timeloop for so long he stops wanting to leave it. guy who started out trying to escape but slowly grew used to and became comforted by the familiarity of the repeating day. guy who is no longer who he was before the timeloop. guy who is offered a way out and violently refuses it because he can't leave, doesn't want to leave. guy who escapes the timeloop by chance or force or accident and doesn't know how to live anymore. guy who keeps going through motions that don't match the situation and keeps having conversations that aren't actually occurring. guy who panics every time he realizes he can't predict the next instant. guy who left the timeloop but still lives with it.

y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other

he won

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last one i promise(<—lie)