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bumblingbabooshka · 9 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY may this day bring u a great deal of joy (and tuvoks!)

Thank you!!! Here's a Neelix for ya. This was drawn while I thought repeatedly about that scene where Neelix said he researched Vulcan holidays and specifically brought up the one where people got all oiled up and chased each other around only for Tuvok to go "That's a pagan holiday" and Neelix replied "It'd be good for morale."

#Neelix: -scrolling through Vulcan holidays- mhm mhm mhm.... -gets to the one that has the maximum hedonistic sex potential- Oh ho ho!!!!#Neelix !!!! Take off those busted ass sneaks Tuvok is losing your number as we speak!!! Neelix nooo!!!#Neelix & Tuvok have phone calls which open with 'this won't take long' or 'one quick question' and last an hour #(Opening) Tuvok: If I may? I have a question about this planet's currency. / Neelix: Oh no problem Mr. Vulcan~!#(Ending) Neelix: -reading through so many laws- WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!??!? / Tuvok: -dodging phaser fire- Fuck You.#Q&A #smilesobrien #I hope you have a very good day as well!!!#bee doodles #Neelix #Neelix & Tom are both guys who would literally have gay sex and somehow call it 'just bro things'#Only Tom is angsting about it and Neelix is just kinda chilling #Harry and Tuvok are NOT attending #Neelix: Voyager's crew should have an orgy. It'd do WONDERS for morale!!

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