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fatkish · 8 days

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Y/n x JJK boys

Itadori: Think you can unlock the door for us?

Nanami: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Gojo, can I have your credit card?

Gojo: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.

Nanami: Thanks. Now (Y/n), break down the door!

Gojo: Huh!?!

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(Y/n): I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?

Itadori: No. No, (Y/n), it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: (Y/n) calls Nanami. Number five: Gojo gets eaten by a shark.

Gojo: I’m Gojo, and I approve the order of that list.

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Gojo: *tapping fingers on table*

Itadori: *taps fingers back furiously*

Nanami: …What’s going on?

(Y/n): Morse code. They’re talking.

Gojo: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Itadori: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Nanami: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

(Y/n): You are my reward.

*meanwhile*

Itadori: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Gojo: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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(Y/n): I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?

Mohito : Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.

(Y/n): Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?

Mohito : I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

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(Y/n): You don’t deserve me.

Mohito : At your worst or your best?

(Y/n): I don’t have a worst.

Mohito : Because you’re already at your worst?

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(Y/n), texting Mohito : Hey do you like anyone?

Mohito : Yeah you

(Y/n): Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Mohito : *Yeah, you?

Mohito : Oh haha sorry lol

(Y/n): *dies inside*

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(Y/n): We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Itadori: Sukuna, probably.

Sukuna: watch it you little punk!

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Sukuna: Comparing Itadori and (Y/n) is like comparing apples and oranges.

Itadori: We’re both unique in our own ways?

Sukuna: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated.

(Y/n): Which one of us is the orange?

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Itadori: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

(Y/n): Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Sukuna: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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(Y/n): Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

Sukuna: Yes.

(Y/n): Which means they like both boys and girls.

Sukuna: Ye- wait, what-

Itadori: (Y/n), that's not what bilingual means-

(Y/n): Shhh, it's okay Sukuna. I still love you, man.

Sukuna & Itadori: ...

(Y/n): bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

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*(y/n) and Itadori building a treehouse, after putting the last wall up*

Itadori: are we done?

(Y/n): almost just got to get the door nails *runs into wall with door drawn on it*

(Y/n): *slowly turns to look at Itadori* Itadori.

Itadori: what?

(Y/n) *motions with their head to the drawn on door* Itadori, where’s the door hole?

Itadori: it goes right there *points to drawn on door* see it drew it with a magic marker

(Y/n): you were supposed to cut it out with the power saw

Itadori: I’m gonna

(Y/n): oh really?

Itadori: yes

(Y/n): so go get the power saw *motions head towards the drawn on door*

Itadori: okay I will *walks right into drawn on door.

Itadori: *Knocks on drawn on door and begins looking around frantically* okay, I see the problem

(Y/n): oh, do ya?!

Sukuna: DUMBASSES!!

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kagejima · 2 years

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Pre-school teacher Nanami who loves kids (and teaching them) until he met one of his young students' parents... YOU! <333 that is all (sorry i feel soft and can't think of any horknee thoughts @northofneverland ; u ; /gen)

That's more than fine, bb, I've actually been a little too drained writing smut lately anyways in my WIPs. :( Only so many ways you can write about dicks, ya know?

Fluff though.... :)))

Especially this fluff.... Hmmmmm let's see.

more thoughts under the cut (gender neutral reader)

Teacher!Nanami who is loved by his pre-school students, loved by the faculty, loved by the parents. He's loved by everyone - it's hard to not not. He's always dressed to the nines, he's well-educated, he's so proper and friendly, and he loves his kids and teaching.

Teacher!Nanami who would never tell anybody - but his favorite student is Yuji Itadori. And while sometimes Nanami has to break up fights between him and Nobara (they're usually no bigger than 'NANAMIN, SHE STOLE MY TOY!!'), he loves Yuji to bits.

But Yuji... is not the brightest. It's pre-school, but Yuji seems... distracted a lot, and he wants to help him any way he can and understand him better.

Teacher!Nanami who has to schedule a Parent-Teacher conference with you to discuss Yuji. You're worried when Yuji brings home the letter for you to sign.

You're trying to get Yuji to tell you if he got into a fight that Nanami wants to talk about, but Yuji is eating away at little donut holes, telling you with a full mouth, "No, I jusf gettin fights with shtupid Newbarrrra!"

Teacher!Nanami who you're now dreading to see, thinking it's about Yuji in fights now. A four year old in fights. God, you thought you taught him better than that.

Teacher!Nanami who waits for you to come pick up Yuji and for his meeting with you to begin. Yuji is sitting at one of the small tables, coloring out of the lines on a dinosaur coloring page, his tongue peeking out as he scribbles away on the page with a bright blue marker.

Teacher!Nanami who looks up when he suddenly hears Yuji shout excitedly at you, and turns his head to see you standing in the doorway. Yuji runs over to you and grabs tightly to your leg, hugging you with all his might and acting like you didn't just drop him off this morning.

And Teacher!Nanami who is doing his best to get through the meeting without fucking up his words, but he's doing a terrible job at it. You would've never thought of him as the well-educated and well-versed teacher who won Teacher of the Year award three times now with how much trouble he was having forming sentences, all eloquence gone now.

But how can you blame him when you're the most beautiful person he's ever seen?

#🎶: here comes the queue #nanami fluff #nanami kento fluff #KISAAAAA this was so cute thank you for sending this in!!#🎤: mrskodzuken is recording vocals #🍞: rae's nanami mondays #rae's nanami monday july 25 2022

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