I WANNA BE YOURS | WOSO X READER | PT 14
pairings: woso x reader
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: fourteen
part one here
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
you guys
back me up here
lotte
y/n
absolutely not
neev
oooh
what's gotten lotte acting like this
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
so
i made this insane connection yeah
lotte is literally a female tom holland
but miss wubben-moy here is denying it
the REAL karate kid
huh?
mccard
hold on
you might be onto something here
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
LOOOK
it's not the best photo to compare from
but tell me i ain't the only who sees it
stairway
OMG
brightness
oh yeah
i'm seeing it
stephy
YESSS
it's the side profile
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
exactly!!
meado
that is insane
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
seeee lotte!
i meant it as a compliment when i said
you look like tom holland's twin
elton changed lotte's name to tom holland's twin
tom holland's twin
neev
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
😔😔
tom holland's twin
niamh
do i need to remind you of this
afternoon at the beach?
because i will
hempo
oooh i wanna know what happeneddd
daly
stairway
WAIT
YOU GUYS WENT TO THE BEACH?!
AND DIDN'T INVITE ME
the REAL karate kid
that is so sad
we must've completely forgotten about you
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG YESS
I HAVE AMAZING PHOTOS TO SHARE
neev
Y/N NO
tom holland's twin
Y/N YES
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
this one and jessie were STRUGGLING
for an hour trying to place their mats 😭😭
it was so funny
flaming hot
STOPPP
DONT REMIND ME
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
and miss fleming here
even gave me the bird
guys she's not as innocent as she looks
flaming hot
oh shut up y/n
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
you're just sour that the wind loved me
flaming hot
yeah i really am
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
i'm justfdghjkem ehyu
tyuiolkjehsyuikmdrnh
willybum
um
y/n
you good?
elton
are you having a stroke rn?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
sorry y/n's a bit busy rn
neev
WHERE'S Y/N MY BAE
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
if you want to see her alive again
i'm gonna need y'all to venmo me 10k each
stairway
10k?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
is that too much for you?
stairway
oh no no
it was just surprising how you didn't go for
one 1 million like everyone usually does
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
oh
well i guess if you want it that way
then 1 million each from y'all
willybum
STANWAY WTH
neev
had to open that big mouth of yours
ona
we'll save y/n
just what is this venmo and how
do i venmo you money?
elton
i mean do we have to .....
she'll be fineee
neev
you know what
how about 1 m for y/n
toone will pay for it on behalf of us all
elton
HUH
excuse you
i ain't venmoing anyone a million dollars
i'm positive i don't even have a hundred dollars
in my bank account
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
wow glad to know how much i'm worth 😔
ona
y/n!
you're okay!
do i still have to venmo for your safety?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
oh no no
don't worry about it ona
you're too sweet for this world 🥺
kyra and charli were being jerks and snatched
my phone and ran away
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ added kyra and cha cha
kyra
aw man
you ruined the fun 😔
i could've earned some money
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
nahhh
ona's too precious to be scammed by you
but i mean ella on the other hand ....
elton
OI
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG
HOW MANY SELFIES DID YOU
TWO TAKE ON MY PHONE?!
cha cha
just enough 😁
stephy
i was dreading when the three
of you would meet up
as if we don't already have enough
chaos in this groupchat
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
stephyyy
why would you think that 😔
cha cha
honestly
kyra
the REAL karate kid
😭😭
willybum
HELP
cha cha
HAHA I LOVE THIS PLS
stephy
kyra
WOAH WOAH WOAH
stephy
kyra
cha cha
HELP
YOU BEAT KYRA WITH MEMES
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
HAHAHA
STEPH YOU ICONIC LEGEND
I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
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i don't even know what the hell this is anymore 😭😭 but i hope you enjoyed this nonsense
part fifteen here
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Paige Michel - 5 DJS on Instagram Live that bring the party to your house! - Dancehall & Soca Edition
For those of you that don’t know I am an Afro-Caribbean girl, my family originate from Jamaica, St. Lucia and Dominica. I am a care leaver, and my foster carer was from Barbados. I appreciate the beauty, arts and culture from the Caribbean. I love the music - I am a huge Bashment/Dancehall and Soca fan! Woi Yoii!
For two years, I was radio presenter and producer of a show I created with my two closest mates, Albert and Kaira, called URBAN P.A.K, at Surge – The University of Southampton’s official radio station. Together, we celebrated and showcased Black Music, Artists, DJs and Producers all over the world. Of course, I played all my favourite Dancehall, Soca and Afrobeats tunes, we played games live on air and I even hosted some quizzes too. We went to the R.U.M (Real Urban Music) events in our free time, to see the hottest artists and DJs live in clubs. It was such a lit experience!
The 5 DJs that are killing it on Instagram live right now are - DJ Supa Nytro, DJ Larni, DJ Nate, DJ Nassen and DJ Private Ryan! They are my Greater Londoners, because they have brought me and thousands of others so much joy, through Dancehall and Soca music, during lockdown. This Covid-19 crisis, has proven very difficult for self-employed creatives, like DJs, so please go check them out, show some love, book them for future events, and wuk up your waist lol!
1. DJ Supa Nytro :
Instagram: @SupaNytro
Twitter: @SupaNytro
I went to Manchester Carnival for the first time in August ‘19. Not gonna lie, it didn’t compare to Notting Hill Carnival, but I still had a brilliant time. My makeup was on point, purple glitter on my water line to match my purple ombre hair. I was palancing, jumping up, and throwing colourful powder everywhere like it was jouvert! The rum punch was sweet (and cheap... not overpriced like London lol)! The patties were delicious too. I watched the showcase of Manchester’s mas bands, their local musicians, and dancers. I was dancing with my cousin Bertha, to all the DJ sets. This is when I came across DJ Supa Nytro – and OMG, his set was everythingggg, playing all my favourite songs! He had his dancers with him - Miss Rose was my favourite. Lol, I like how he’s always wearing his customised hats and tops with his name on it – I see you! I loved DJ Supa Nytro’s set so much, I just had to get a pic with him! (Go check it out on my insta!) I’ve been going to see him play at Dancehall events in London ever since.
I tuned in to DJ Supa Nytro’s Instagram Live one Friday Night, and I am so glad I did! I realised he is not only a DJ, he is a host too. He has no filter, which makes him absolutely hilarious. He initiated conversation like ‘who are your Top 5 Dancehall artists?’. I was definitely engaged in his conversations, and intrigued to see others opinions on the Instagram Live chat. I said my favourites right now are:
1. Vybz Kartel A.K.A ‘THE WORL’ BOSS!’
2. Popcaan
3. Alkaline
4. Aidonia
5. Dexta Daps
I also mentioned there’s a difference between my top favourite Dancehall artists right now and of all time. What we could all agree on was the fact that Vybz Kartel is the King of Dancehall – Awaoh! As a Dancehall music lover, and a history student - I really appreciated Supa Nytro’s Dancehall History quiz. He really got me thinking. I was singing along to all the bangers he was playing. His Movado set was excellent, bringing back some old tunes, and bringing back some old memories lol! You know how a song has the power to remind you of a person, a place or time in your life. I can’t wait for Supa Nytro’s next live!
2. DJ Larni – ‘Him nuh normal!’:
Instagram: @Dj_Larni
Twitter: @Dj_Larni
I have been to quite a few Dancehall events with my friends Channon, Aisha, Mercedes and Tiana, like Bashment Central. It was here I heard DJ Larni’s set and yasss he was superb! I’ve since, followed him on Soundcloud, so I can hear his mixes in my day-to-day life, like when I’m doing my makeup looks or travelling on the tube etc. Sometimes I feel to just bruck out on the train, because woii the tunes are too lit!
It was a dry quarantine Friday night and I was scrolling through my Insta, as you do. I was checking who was on live and I saw DJ Larni was online. The energy he was giving through the phone was madddd! He’s an amazing host, and knows how to entertain his audience. He’s hella funny too – just freee and crazyyy, I love it. I like how his room was dark, lit with blue party lights, giving us that club feel. DJ Larni is innovative – he requested ladies who love to dance to dancehall music, to join his Instagram live. Seeing the ladies skin out and bruck out really gave us that dancehall experience! He also engages with his listeners, telling everyone to bring their flag to rep their country, just like you would at a Caribbean carnival. DJ Larni’s liveliness is a vibe, really contagious. His Insta live party was tun up!
3. DJ Nate:
Instagram: @DjNateUK
Twitter: @DjNateUK
I have been listening to DJ Nate’s mixes on Soundcloud for a long time. I love his ‘Dancehall and Chill’ mixes. I like that some of his mixes specifically focus on one Dancehall artist at a time i.e his 100% Dexta Daps, Popcaan and Alkaline mixes– some of my favourite artists. Last year, I attended DJ Nate’s Caribbean Rocks Festival with my cousin Bertha and it was amazing! I wasn’t feeling too well at this time, but I said nahhh, there’s no way I’m missing it. Never that! I had the pleasure of seeing so many artists perform live like The Rara, Alicai Harley and Dexta Daps. I was gutted when I found out Shensea could not make it, but I had a fantastic time, nevertheless! Dancehall a mi everything!
I saw DJ Nate’s Instagram Live and I was really feeling it! It was the day he was wearing his Vans vest lol. He was doing a Soca special and the tunes were fireee. The comment section on his live was going off. Bare girls putting the gyal on headtop emoji lool! People were absolutely loving the music he was playing. People from all over the world were tuned in and having a lovely time. DJ Nate was telling us to go get a drink, to give it that party vibe. I think something a little stronger than orange juice lol. Then, he put on a Soca song called Party Bad – Mr Killa and Legz. Woiiiii, I really enjoyed myself!
4. DJ Nassen:
Instagram: @NassenUK
Twitter: @NassenUK
Back in Summer ‘19, when we could actually leave the house and live our best lives, I went on a couple dates lol! There was one fineee assss guy I met up with, and we had some good conversations, like our music interests. We discovered we both liked Soca and woiii that made my day. Anyway, the point is he told me to check out his cousin, DJ Nassen, for the hottest new soca tracks - and the rest was history! I love DJ Nassen’s Notting Hill Carnival 2019 Soca Mix on Soundcloud. I’ve been getting hype to all the jab jab music! Bringing back some good memories of my time with my friends at Dreamland Jouvert ’19 and Notting Hill Carnival ’19. Woii!
I was checking out DJ Nassen’s Instagram Live one Friday Night and it was poppin! He calls it Lockdown Fridays, with his host Mist Hooli. Mista Hooli was his hype man, making the party lit! I appreciate when creatives join forces to make magic – so thank you to them both. I was really whining on my sofa lol, I had that Jamish feeling! I was putting hella fire emojis in his Instagram Live comment section. DJ Nassen was really moving them hips lol, when he was playing his set, really grooving to the music. Some of my favourite soca songs, DJ Nassen played were:
Head or Tail - Lavaman ft Mr Legz
Famalay – Skinny Fabulous, Machel Montano & Bunji Garlin
Run Wid It – Mr Killa
Wet It Up – Zeek ft Shal Marshall
Bend Dong For Di Hmm – Krome ft Nassis
If you haven’t heard of these songs, go have a listen - I’m sure you’ll enjoy them…(unless your anti-Soca like Marv Abbey looool)!
5. DJ Private Ryan:
Instagram: @DjPrivateRyan
Twitter: @DjPrivateRyan
One day I just typed in Soca Mixes on Youtube, and DJ Private Ryan came up. I listened to his Soca Starter mixes, and loved them. When I went to my friend’s sleepover a few months back, we were dancing like crazy to Private Ryan’s mixes, having the time of our life. Lol, I’m so unfit, I was out of breath. Dancing to Soca music is really a workout and a half, which is great for your daily exercise intake. I followed Dj Private Ryan on Instagram not too long ago, and my guy is verified, a whole blue tick you know. Big up yourself, a great achievement!
I saw DJ Private Ryan’s live on Instagram and it was great! He calls it Freestyle Friday! He was playing a range of music from old school to new school, and a mixture of Dancehall, Soca, Afrobeats and RnB – The listeners were loving the versatility! In his comment section, many people thanked him for his mixes, as it was helping them pass time during quarantine. What I love about Private Ryan’s live is the inclusivity. He asks his listeners to send him song requests, which he plays, which makes it that much more personalised and special. You’ll definitely have a Fete in your house, tuning in to DJ Private Ryan’s Instagram live!
Many Dancehall and Soca events, like carnivals, have been postponed or put on hold due to the outbreak of Covid-19. So, this has left many of us feeling down in the dumps and disappointed. DJs using the Live feature on Instagram has been a great alternative, to bring the good music, and positive vibes to us. I have noticed, that some of these DJs Instagram live’s overlap with each other on Friday nights. But not to worry, if you do miss it, you can always listen back the next morning when they post it on their story or feed. So, go check out the 5 Djs that will bring the party to your house! – Dancehall and Soca edition. What are you waiting for!
If you know any other amazing DJs you think I should check out on Instagram Live, please feel free to hit me up. Apart from Soca and Dancehall, I like Reggae, Afro-beats, Neo-soul, RnB, and Hip hop. Thanks!
By Paige Michel:
Insta: @ItsPaigeMichel
Twitter: @ItsPaigeMichel
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