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askmovieslate · 2 months
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Just picture it, the Raptors pulling out a knife and fork ready for the attack, you'll have Jeff Goldblum trying to pull the moves on Miss Piggy dressed like Laura Dern.
Kermit wearing a hat!
This writes itself, come on guys! It's not like it's gonna be less of a mockery than the last three...four? Five? Jurassic movies have been already, you're sitting on a gold mine and you're just counting the clouds!
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askseriousrainbow · 1 year
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I gotta make sure she's okay... we do use bills here...
-SR
Genie Serious: 4/5 wishes
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Left 4 dead ponyville season 2 chapter 3 the ruins of no mercy
"As they we're flying away from the ruins of dark carnival, the pilot started to get sick, but blood cured the infection for now, but he didn't know when the infection would speed"
Pilot: w-where "she coughed" w-we going.....
Rave: No mercy, we're finding another way there
"The pilot flew the helicopter to the ruins of no mercy, but she started turning fast she's swerving the helicopter trying to stay focused she started growling like a tank she died the helicopter spinning out of control they were all hanging on for there lives"
Pinkie: hang, "she flew out of the helicopter instantly." dahh!!!!!!
Bill: pinkie "he got pushed out by the wind" dahh shiiiit
Rave: This is bull "gets launched out" ssssssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiittttttttt
B: i don't like this. "She gets launched out." Fffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk
"The tank ripped the helicopter launching the other, then infected river turned into a hunter pouncing sara, trying to bite sara sara fought off river before they crashed into a car and a couple of feet into the ground they were all scattered through the ruins of no mercy sara might dead and the special infected is out for blood muahahahah"
(Mod: Did i just put "muahahahah"? Damn this story is gonna be deadly it feels like.......... fuck........ ok, back to the update. Sorry)
Pinkie: "she used a kendo stick to keep her balance looking for the other" son.......sara.......anybody.......
Boomer: "she groaned stalking pinkie, but she was actually signaling the infected river and infected belle"
Infected river: "she turns into a smoker signaling smoker"
Infected belle: "she turned into a hunter signaling hunter"
"Hunters and charger and normal infected started surroundings pinkie she then realized she probably won't make it infected belle and river landed in front of pinkie"
Pinkie: Oh, belle........I'm sorry......
"Pinkie then summoned her soul out of her body"
Pinkie: Find my son, it's too late for me
"Pinkie soul disappeared, Pinkie then gained her her true power back then. The chargers and hunters and the normal infected started attacking Pinkie. She fought them all off, then infected Belle pounced on pinkie ripping her apart but was stopped by infected river"
Pinike: "she was choking on her own blood." w-wats wrong *gasps* chicken.....shit...... "she laughed"
"Infected river Infected pinkie with the virus walking away Infected belle followed behind"
Pinkie: "she got up charging for Belle" hey bitch im not done with u u cunt "she beated on belle multiple times"
"Pinkie then started feeling dizzy, stumbling. Pinkie tried to stay in control and not turn, but the infected river was impressed teleporting pinkie somewhere else to test her strength"
Pinkie: "she was shocked" the streets?.... "she walked around the lonely street searching" .....i won't turn..... i.....can't
"A charger was feasting on a lost pony. Pinkie knew she wasn't gonna be able to fight off a charger"
Rave: ahhhhh, "she tackled the charger, ripping his head and spine out all at once." grammy u ok?
Pinkie: Peachy rave prefect timing, "she collapsed"
"Rave signaled Francis and coach and Rochelle coach and Francis carried pinkie in a random safe house mean while bill ellis and dj and sahand were fighting off the infected"
DJ: Clip me!
Bill: "he threw a clip to dj throwing a bile jar at the tank." Run!!!!
B: guys over here hurry
Hunter: "he pounced on ellis, ripping him apart"
Day: "she then drop kicked the hunter carrying ellis to the safe house"
Tank: "he grabbed dj, throwing him the other way, then threw a huge rock at the safe house door"
Bill: Hold the door shut, hurry
"Bill sahand day, and ellis held the door shut while B was busting down the other door of the safe house"
Sahand: B anytime now plz?!
Tank: "he was smashing against the safe house door trying to get in"
B: "she shouted at the tank launching it"
Bill: Prefect timing let's go
Day: Wait, should we try the broken door first? Just an idea?
Ellis: Why not? "He grabbed the safe house door as it fell" oh shit
"Bill, day, B, and sahand looked scared as they were trying to open the door faster ellis was just shocked the door fell off instantly then he looked at the entrance he then realized fuck it all"
Ellis: *stabs the tank in his ugly face* Hurry guys *starts blasting the tank multiple times, but he then realizes this tank is pink. * Oh, "he gulped, scared in fear" g-guys
Infected belle: *grabs ellis, throwing him far, turning back at day bill B and sahand*
"They were scared shitless trying to open the door quickly"
Blood: hey belle!!!!!!
Infected belle: *turns to blood growling* "belle threw a huge rock at blood"
Blood: *runs climbing on the top of the rock, jumping at infected belle*
Infected belle: *pounces on blood as a hunter ripping him apart*
Day: dad!!!! *runs spreeing belle as belle disappeared* ahhhhh
Blood: *sits up healing himself* Let's move guys
"Bill, day, B, sahand and blood started walking, keeping an eye out for the others meanwhile"
DJ: *fires his last clip on his M16* damnit!!! *he looked around, throwing his M16 on his shoulder*
Infected river: *lands behind dj growling*
DJ: About time river i was getting lonely. *He dropped his M16 on the ground, turning to river* Put ur dukes up bitch
"Infected river and dj ran for each other cladding fists then dj tripped river stabbing river in her head with his hidden blade but little did dj know river Infected dj with the infection dj walked away grabbing his M16 spitting on rivers corpse"
DJ: *walks to a safe house seeing rave Francis Rochelle coach and pinkie* guys ur ok?
Rave: dj?
"They all hugged dj"
Francis: Good job, kid
Coach: shhhhh witch
Witch: *walking fake crying smelling for the survivors*
Boomer: *groans vomiting on Pinkie Coach dj and Francis*
Witch: *runs at the safe room door, busting it off the hinges staring at her prey*
"Then more infected and another witch came to join the meal"
"Screams were heard guns fired blood splattered everywhere"
Sara: *wakes up in a small dirt grave* ugh.... *digs herself out, gasping for air, looking around seeing the crash helicopter* health kit...... *she crawled to the health kit, patching herself up, looking around for guns and health supplies*
"A couple of normal infected were walking by sara hide in the crashed helicopter, hoping she don't get seened as they passed she ran hopeing to find the others"
Movies slate: *walks into no mercy hearing screams* fuck sake.......
Sara: *sees a pony running tackling movie slate* shh......were being watched....... *looks around* Stay here...... *gives movie a bile jar* Don't die *flies back a few feet hiding waiting*
"Sara knew it would be risky, but they had to kill the tank in the streets"
Tank: *runs for movie throwing a huge rock*
Sara: *shoots the rock breaking it* Now!!!!!
Movie: *throws the bile jar at the tank* Now wat?
Sara: ? RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!
"Movies and sara ran for their lives, searching for a safe house lucky they found one"
To be continued next, the ruins of no mercy chapter 3½
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awthredestim · 2 years
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Commission for EDB.
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As you can tell by the signature, this one was drawn a minute and a half ago.
I'm getting there posting old artwork, almost fully caught up with the queue!
Movie Slate going out with her plus-one to a movie premiere. I think movie critics are invited to go see movie premieres, right? Do they still do that or have we all fallen into the inevitable cycle of praising movies blindly before even seeing them?
Please, let me know what you think of it in the comments. I appreciate every single one I receive.
You can check the Making Of post right here!
Thank you!
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moonstoast · 2 years
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—touch
wasted by maya hornbacher // portrait of a lady on fire (2019) // maurice (1987) // francis forever by mitski // before sunrise (1995) // but i’m a cheerleader (1999) // little weirds by jenny slate // my first summer (2020) // god’s own country (2017) // fade into you by mazzy star
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hellish-cruelty · 1 year
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Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)
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karlrincon · 1 year
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‘EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE’ wins Best Original Screenplay at the Oscars
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kdoxkeic · 2 years
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cinematicjourney · 2 years
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (2021) | dir. Dean Fleischer Camp
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nerdyprudesmuststim · 5 months
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richie stimboard!!
⛧ with film stims !
☾ rq'd by @takingback-thepenguin !
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askmovieslate · 2 months
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Today, is February 29th.
And therefore, it's fitting to talk about a movie that doesn't exist, on a date that only exists once every four years.
It's very funny to me how we willed a movie into existence, and then allowed it to disappear just as quickly. Why did we let "Goncharov" go? A fake movie so passionately discussed by everyone that we even managed to anger Neil Gaiman.
Not many communities can say that.
Don't forget about "Goncharov". It may not be real, but for a brief moment, it was.
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secretly-larry-daley · 6 months
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Honestly, I think we should ship Mike with Matpat’s character, Ness. I don’t know I think there’d be some benefits /J /J /J
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oldfarmerbillswife · 1 year
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Paul Dano + Jenny Slate for GAP
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weirdlookindog · 6 months
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The Dead Pit (1989)
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