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glorfindelridesagain · 2 months

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Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.

Thorin: Fine.

Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.

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marlinspirkhall · 2 months

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Wow, how ironic. It's almost as if a misquote changes its pyjamas in a private jet while the truth naps on the bus.

#what? that's not the quote?#misquotes #Jonathan Swift

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alislandale · 2 years

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Sandman episode 4 in a nutshell

#sandman #the sandman #the sandman netflix #morpheus #misquotes #lucifer morningstar #dream of the endless #lucifer #lord morpheus

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missevahpony · 8 months

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"Minty, the taxes are due and we're fucking broke."

#ponyville #g3 mlp #mlp g3 #mlp gen 3 #my little pony g3 #my little pony #mlp #minty #razzaroo #mlp shipping #a charming birthday #shitpost #misquotes #ponestrip #g3 minty #mlp minty #mlp razzaroo #g3 razzaroo

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portablecity · 4 months

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the sky was the colour of a screen tuned to a glitched signal

#misquotes #Gibson #cyberpunk #photography #Toronto

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failedcrow · 3 months

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Sylvester: is this whiskey or perfume? Because it's in a fancy bottle

Giovanni:*chugs it all in 1 go*

Giovanni: Perfume otherwise known as "im dying as we speak" potion!

Molly: BOSS WHAT THE FUCK.

#epithet erased #misquotes #giovanni potage #sylvester ashling #molly blyndeff

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cat-cosplay · 2 years

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"You open a bag of food at midnight and become a hero. I do it and I get scolded. That Doesn't Seem Fair"

#cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #fan art #cat costume #cats of tumblr #aww #scarlet witch #doctor strange #doctor strange in the multiverse of madness #mcu #misquotes #funny #humor

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theworldsokayestdm · 1 month

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Vaggie: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Angel. Break out the L-word.

Angel Dust: …Lesbian?

Vaggie: The other L-word.

Angel Dust: …Lesbians?

Vaggie: It's "love," Angel. I wasn't trying to trick you.

Original dialogue from Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #vaggie #husk #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #misquotes #scott pilgrim

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prettygalswag · 3 months

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Annabeth: yeah no lots of people love me because of what I give them

Percy: that's horrifying also I assume all of my father figures hate me personally because of my abusive stepdad

Annabeth: that's fucked up also my dad stopped loving me because of my step mum

Percy: are we cinderella

Annabeth: we're Cinderella

#percy jackson #percy Jackson misquote #misquotes #pjo series #percy and annabeth #percabeth #pjo tv show #percy pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians

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bethanydelleman · 1 year

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My next article on Always Austen looks at the quotes taken most out of context from Jane Austen's works. I "translate" them to their actual meaning, like so:

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Full article here!

#Always Austen #sir thomas #mansfield park #jane austen #misquotes

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gammacousin · 8 months

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Maria Hill: *to Fury* “Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're...how did I describe them, Coulson? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.”

Phil Couslon: “A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots,' ma'am.”

Maria Hill: *to Fury* “There you go, poetry.”

#maria hill #natasha romanoff #bruce banner #phil coulson #Nick Fury #source: treasure planet #agent maria hill #tony stark #Nicholas Fury #marvel misquotes #marvel #misquotes

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glorfindelridesagain · 1 year

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Thranduil: New year, same me, because I am perfect.