#Milo Murphy’s law incorrect quotes
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Elliot: You are going to be reported for trying carry 2 teenagers and a dog on a single motorbike
Melissa: Dammit,
Zack: Wait, only 2?
Mellisa: OH MY GOD MILO FELL OFF
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Karkat, realising their genesis frog has cancer: YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.
Kanaya: Yeah You Had The Same Job
#submission#source: milo murphy's law#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#karkat vantas#kanaya maryam#mod terezi#congratulations! it's a fuck-up!
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And I'll let you in on another secret
#toh fanart#the owl house#luz noceda#the collector#fanart#milo murphy's law#incorrect quotes#art dump#toh#artists on tumblr
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Pomni: So what do you think of the lemonade?
Ragatha: It's um, really bad, Poms...
Pomni: Yeah, maybe I should've used lemons
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#the amazing digital circus incorrect quotes#source: milo murphy's law#pomni#ragatha
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(The Chaotix are in the middle of an interrogation)
Suspect: What do you want?
Charmy: *yanks out cattle prod* We'll ask the questions, scumbag!
Vector: Charmy!!
Charmy: Just give me an excuse, punk!
Vector: Charmy, c'mon!
*Vector and Espio drag Charmy away. Charmy is still yelling threats*
Vector: Charmy, what the heck was that?!?
Charmy: Oh, I thought we were doing "Good Cop, Bad Cop"
Espio: Who were you, "Dangerously Unstable Cop"?!? And why do you have a cattle prod?
#source: milo murphy's law#incorrect quotes#sonic incorrect quotes#the chaotix#team chaotix#charmy bee#vector the crocodile#espio the chameleon#sonic#sonic posting#sonic the hedgehog
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Amanda: Why are you on fire?
Milo: This is just how my day is going.
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Grace: It'll be fine! Lightning never strikes twice!
Pete: Richie's has been struck twice.
Richie: Both times on my birthday!
#i don't know why i feel like this fits them so much#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#richie lipschitz#i love richie#grace chasity#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#source: milo murphys law#incorrect quotes
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Dakota: *checking Cav for a fever with the back of his hand*
Cavendish: You should know that method is highly ineffective.
Dakota: So you want me to stick something in you, is that what you're saying?
Cavendish:
Dakota:
Cavendish:
Dakota: I shouldn't have said it like that.
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Marcus: So, how can I help you?
Kaz, taking out a cattle prod: We'll be asking the questions, scumbag!
Oliver: Kaz!
Kaz: Just give me an excuse, punk!
Chase, dragging him away with Oliver's help: Kaz, please!
Kaz: Let me at him!
Oliver: What the heck was that?!
Kaz: Oh, I, um... thought we were doing good cop bad cop.
Chase: And who are you, dangerously unstable cop? And why do you have a cattle prod?!
#source: milo murphy's law#lab rats elite force#lab rats#mighty med#chase davenport#incorrect quotes#kaz mm#kase#kaz lref#chaz#oliver mm#oliver lref#marcus davenport
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Little sibling is in danger!
Candace Flynn: MOOOOOM! Phineas and Ferb are building a hotel on the moon!
Kevin Grant-Gomez: Gretel! Get in the minivan, we’re going home!
Sarah Murphy: He’ll be fine.
#Hamster and Gretel#Phineas and Ferb#Milo Murphy's Law#dwampyverse#Phineas and Ferb incorrect quote#Hamster and Gretel incorrect quote#Milo Murphy's Law incorrect quote#Candace Flynn#Kevin Grant-Gomez#Sarah Murphy
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Savannah: You don’t see me saying anything about Cavendish and Dakota’s weird little relationship.
Cavendish and Dakota simultaneously, staring at each other: They’re just jealous.
#milo murphy's law#dakavendish#incorrect quotes#thinking of posting incorrect quotes here and this is so them
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Mellisa: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors.
Mellisa: Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is a tiger with a gun taped to it
Zack: Um, what?
Melissa: And Milo is in the room to ensure extra chaos
Zack: WhAt?!
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Dirk: It's like my boyfriend always says, "You can put lipstick on a pig"
*silence*
Dirk: What? You can.
#submission#source: milo murphy's law#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#dirk strider#mod terezi#well#he's not wrong
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Gretel Grant-Gomez : "With all due respect" is a wonderful expression because it doesn't specify how much respect is due.
Phineas Flynn: Could be zero.
Milo Murphy: Could be below zero.
#Imaginitas#incorrect quotes#multifandom incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#hamster and gretel#phineas and ferb#milo murphy's law#gretel grant gomez#phineas flynn#milo murphy
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Gyomei Himejima: Lightning never strikes twice!
Genya Shinazugawa: Zenitsu has been struck twice.
Zenitsu Agatsuma: Both times on my birthday.
#demon slayer#demon slayer incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#kimetsu no yaiba#gyomei himejima#zenitsu agatsuma#genya shinazugawa#source: milo murphy's law
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Dipper: Wait a moment, how did Soos learn that trick with the vending machine?
Mabel: A couple of kids showed it to him when he was a boy.
Dipper: But those kids were us!
Mabel: I know.
Dipper: So where did we learn it?
Mabel: Duh, Soos showed it to us.
Dipper: But where did he learn it?
Mabel: From some kids he met as a boy.
Dipper: But those kids where us!
Mabel: I know.
Dipper: So where did we learn it?
Mabel: From Soos.
Dipper: Yes but where did Soos learn it?
Mabel: From a couple of kids he met as a boy.
Dipper: BUT THOSE TWO KIDS-
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