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nymphoheretic · 11 months

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In the closet

Synopsis: How did you end up in the closet with Sekido with his brother outside listening in?

Warnings: Backshots, degrading, biting, light choking, impact play, Human AU hantengu brothers, hair pulling, cervix fucking, creampie, size kink (if you squint) Sekido is actually a huge simp for reader

Word count: 1k

Pairing: Sekido x fem!reader

This was written as a request by @officialdemonfucker for the 7mih part of my 1k event! I hope you liked it bby!

Network: @enchantedforest-network

You’re not sure how this happened. Locked in a closet with Sekido, his cock digging through your folds as his pelvis met with your ass and his fingers tangled into your hair. His grunts and groans fill the small area as well as your saccharine moans. Your eyes were rolling to the back of your head as your scalp burns from the abuse Sekido was causing with his rough yanks.

“Keep up. You wanted my cock like the needy slut you are.” He spits, red eyes narrowed as he watches his length disappear within your drenched pussy. The hand that was gripping your waist slaps the rounded flesh of your ass harshly, the imprint of his palm highlighting your skin. “Go on, nasty bitch. Fuck yourself on my dick."

Your thighs trembled as you pushed back against him, using your hands to help you move back on his cock. A whine builds up in your throat when it didn’t feel as good as when he was in control of the pace. “Se-Sekido...pul-please?” You beg, trying to turn your head to look at him over your shoulder.

Sekido is quick to grab the back of your neck, pressing your cheek against the door of the closet. “Did I fucking say you could look at me?” He growled, nails digging into the delicate skin of your nape. You could almost swore you heard a grin in his voice as he pressed his hips into your plush ass. And he was. The love sick smirk graces his lips when you begged for him to fuck you.

His tongue slides out – the Kanji for “Anger” tattooed on the pink flesh – to touch the side of your neck up to your ear. “I asked you a question. And I expect an answer.” Sekido roughly thrust his length deeper, the mushroomed tip slamming against your cervix and making you keen out loudly. “Answer me or you won’t cum.”

You let out another sob at his mean words. How could you speak from how brutally he was thrusting into your cunt, the loud squelches mixing with the sounds of your whimpers filing the small space. A yelp is torn from you when his sharp canines bite down on your shoulder as his hand brands the skin of your ass again.

“Answer my question, nasty bitch or I’ll edge you all night long in this closet.” Sekido snarls in your ear as his hand wraps around your neck, thumb pressing firmly against your vocal cords. He slows his hips down, but still thrusts so deeply onto you – bullying your insides with his thick cock. “Did. I. Say. You. Could. Look. At. Me.” Each word was punctuated with a brutal snap of his hips that stole the air from your lungs with each one.

“N-no!” You choke out, tears burning at your eyes as you press the palms of your hands against the door, your cheek still against the wooden surface. If he hears your cries, Sekido ignores you as his thrusting becomes slower and slower until his cock is just being warmed inside your walls. “Se-Sekido...” You whine out before his thumb presses down on the center of your throat.”

His lips pull up into another smile at your submission and a purr rumbles in his chest as he squeezes your neck. Sekido’s other hand slips between your thighs to rub two calloused fingers over your delicate clit. “Hn.” His short little laugh echoes in your ear as he whispers. “No? No, what?”

Your body trembles as you struggle to remain standing as he teases the hood of your sensitive nerve before pulling it back to reveal the little bead of flesh. “No, you didn’t say that I could Sekido.” Another sob leaves you when his fingers rub roughly at your clit as you feel him drape his body over yours, dwarfing you in his size.

“And how should you repay me? Hmm?” Sekido’s grin widens as he watches your try to squirm away from his fingers, but his arm is locked around your torso and prevents it. “Don’t you dare fucking run from me.” He pulls out until just the swollen tip remains inside your gummy walls. “I suppose I can just fuck you stupid as repayment for pissing me off, wench.” Thrusting inside you, hips slapping against the rounded flesh of your ass, Sekido circles your clit even faster.

“Go on. Cum for me. Even if you don’t deserve my cock.” Sekido grunts as his hand leaves your throat so that he could hear your honey laced moans in favor of tangling in your hair. “Be the dirty whore I know you are for me, slut.” He growls when you clench down on his cock at his words.

Your eyes slide close as you lose yourself in the fucking Sekido was doing to your cunt – his cock bullying against your cervix and probably bruising it with each stroke. Your mouth falls open as drool seeps out of the corner. You claw at the door as your cheek presses against it – the sticky wet sounds of your squelching pussy permeates the small space of the closet. Heat blooms in your lower belly as Sekido’s skilled fingers work over your throbbing clit.

“Fuck!” You feel your thighs begin to shake and tremble as that sensitive nerve twitches. “Cumming. Cumming, Sekido!” Your walls flutter as your pussy creams and gushes around his length. Feeling the strength leave your legs, if it wasn’t for his arms wrapping around your hips, you would have fallen to your knees. “Sekido....I can’t...”

Red eyes watch gleefully at the thick rings of white that coats his cock as his lips split into a grin. “You can and you will take this cock. I’m going to cum inside. You want that, don’t you, greedy slut. Your pussy is sucking me in and won’t let go. You were starved for my dick.” His cock twitches within you as his ball grows heavy – his thrusting growing sporadic. Sekido tosses his head back as his hand moves to grab your hips. “Take it. Fucking take it all, bitch.”

You moan at the hot feeling of his seed spilling over inside, flooding your cervix. Your chest heaves as you struggle to catch your breath as he slowly fucks his cum deeper into yur twitching hole. “Sekido, I –”

A knock on the door interrupts you as Karaku’s voice comes from behind. “Ne, ne, Sekido! When will it be our turn? My balls are about to burst!”

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constantly0lost · 16 days

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Okay I haven't written in literal months, but i was inspired by the little blurb about otter harvey at the bottom of @sashiavi 's goat Harvey post, so enjoy a ramble. Alot of my sleep tired brain escaped into this, sorry for how sloppy this is, i just wanted to vocalize my thoughts or my head would have exploded. I would carry 19 of Harvey's children if asked, peace.

CW: bit of a breeding kink, i reimagined/softened the mannerisms of otters during sex cause MAN, male otters SUCK, other otter things (harveys hydrophobic hair), lactation kink, me being a simp for this man, UHHh, shitty writing :)

Otter Harvey who gives you special things that made him think of you. From rocks to acorns to mushrooms to flowers to leave and so on, and being so blushy when he gives them to you, because its just acorns but it means so much to him. And he swoons when he finds out you kept them all.

Otter Harvey who holds your hand while y'all sleep, even though you're as close as two people can physically be without fusing together. He knows logically that you can't go anywhere, and even if you did, you'd be right back in his arms, but it feels so nice to have his hand on yours.

Otter harvey who eats sea urchins in secret, not because of someone finding out he eats them, but because he has to yank one out of Vincents mouth after he saw Harvey eating them, and he didn't want to cause anyone any extra undue stress.

Otter Harvey who has to take showers with slightly more intense temperatures so that he can actually wash his hair, otherwise it rolls right off of his hair. The only time he won't is when you take a shower with him, because he doesn't want you to be uncomfortable because of him, and even then, after you get out he'll change the temperature so he can actually get clean.

Otter Harvey who, if you end up having kids, is the best fucking dad. He teaches them literally anything and everything, and sits at the table responding to their toddler gibberish with full blown sentences. He takes them to school, plays anything they want, and is a total pushover sap for them, no matter what happens. (He is also 110% a girl dad)

Otter Harvey who bites higher up on you than he probably should, but he can't help it when you make him feel such mind numbing pleasure. So now you have hickeys on your cheeks, lovebites around your nose and mouth, along with all the marks he leaves along your body.

Otter Harvey who has such a rampant breeding kink that on "bad" days, he'd fuck you over and over until he's so drained he's lightheaded and overwhelmed, and he feels guilty for fucking you like that, even though he's still inside of your puffy cunt.

Otter Harvey who can't help but moan and whimper as he fucks into you, digging his nails into your hips as your pussy seems to suck him deeper, your walls clenching around him in a downright mean way as he bites and sucks anywhere he can get his mouth to.

Otter Harvey who often and loudly verbalizes how he wants to stuff you full right as he's about to cum, drilling the head of his cock harder into your spongy walls.

Otter Harvey who, when he gets jealous, will hold you down by your neck, or might even just hold you down by your hair, as he drills into you, harder than he normally would dare. His mouth turns downright filthy, spewing the nastiest words you'll ever hear in your life, as he hefts your leg over his shoulder.

Otter Harvey who can, will, and has spent hours buried with his face between your legs, looking up at you with those pretty eyes in search of your approval. He wants you to pull on his hair to guide him, wants you to pull until his scalp burns.

Otter Harvey who whines so damn pretty when you ride him, his cock kicking on your hand as he eyes roll back, his nails digging into your thighs. He mumbles whispered gibberish, which could almost be pleas, but are too garbled to fully make out.

Otter Harvey who will suck on your tits until you produce a few beads of milk, which he gratefully laps up and swallows like it's heaven on earth. Of course afterwards he gets anxious, wanting to make sure it's not galactorrhea, and wanting to make sure you're healthy.

Otter Harvey who would bend over backwards to make sure your happy, who would wait on your hand and foot so that you feel properly appreciated. He loves you, and knowing you love him back is all he needs.

FUCKING OTTER HARVEY IM GONNA RIDE HIM IN MY DREAMS TONIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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ceruleancattail · 1 year

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so like pls dont judge me of this request of mine—

can i actually request octavinelle butlers grow a romantic feelings for reader and they feel the same way? i swear i just want a romance between a noble with personal butler 😭

Simp🫵/j

A Butler’s Love

Jade loves you silently.

He isn’t one to shower you in loving words, or sing your praises. Jade knows the power of his words, considering how he uses them to bend people to his will. When it comes to you, he’ll much rather be authentic. Although, he’s not opposed to a sly line here and there. Whispered into your ear, accompanied with a deep chuckle. Jade likes making you flustered. It’s nice to see just how much of a hold he has on you.

You’ll notice his feelings in the little things. With every mushroom foray, he comes back with a handful of flowers. Jade’s taken to drying them , before pressing them in your favourite books. It’s always a pleasant surprise to see delicate blossoms tucked into the pages, remains of it’s cloying scent tickling your nostrils. You’ve taken to carrying a book around, searching for the meanings of the blossoms he tucked into those pages.

They’re always sweet, really. Through the voice of nature’s treasures, he speaks to you. The language of love, wrapping around your heart, tugging at it softly.

At the end of every book, he places a white clover. Jade’s little plea, perhaps? A silent dream of his. He’ll love for one day where he’ll be able to hold you. Hold you like a lover. Until then, he’ll toil silently. All he wishes is for you to think of him.

Floyd loves you with all his heart.

He has never been one to beat about the bush. Floyd’s direct, and he tells things as it is. No matter who he talks to, Floyd’s blunt to a fault. He does delight in the aguish of others, especially if they’re emotional. It’s always fun to watch them blow up.

With you?

He’s not really much different. Although you’ll notice Floyd poking fun at you more often then the others. It makes sense, considering you’re his master. He’s like a child, pressing at every button he can reach. Floyd’s face lights up in delight whenever you react. It’s just so fun! Lil’ Shrimpy’s reactions are the best after all.

Whether you’re happy, or you’re sad, Floyd likes all your faces. He’ll take note of visual cues, indicators of your emotions. This comes in handy, especially during events. If you’re the slightest bit uncomfortable, he’s stepping in, arm pulling you towards him. You’re sad? Floyd’s right there. Here, he’ll lean down a little. Cry on his shoulder, shrimpy. Take as much time as you need. He’s here for you. Now, and always.

Floyd reads you, over and over like a child’s treasured storybook. Pouring over every page, he knows you like the back of his hand. He loves everything about you.

Do you love him back? Floyd hopes you will.

Azul loves you sincerely.

It’s hard for him to say that about anyone, really. In the business world, that word’s used too much, too often for it to actually mean everything. Every letter signed off with that word, it’s become nothing but a formality. It’s just something you say to be polite.

But when it comes to you? Sincerely starts to take on a new meaning, for him in particular. Azul starts to take a certain sort of pride, being able to do things for you. You trust him enough to serve you personally. That’s definitely something to be proud of, no?

His biggest comforts would be paper and pen. The written world is wonderful. No one can every deny what’s inked down in black. It’s to no one’s surprise that that’s how he expresses his love. Little notes left around the house, cursive lining the pages. Words of praise, sometimes a poem, or just a simple : “ You look wonderful today.”

However, one thing is constant. He’ll always sign of with “yours sincerely.” Contrary to the emotionless words he scribbles on business letters, Azul pours his love in every letter to you.

If he’s sincere in one thing, that’ll be his love for you, his dearest master.

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hisui-dreamer · 8 months

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minds alike

Pairing: Jade Leech x gn!reader

Synopsis: you wanted to move forward in your relationship with him, and where else but a glowing mushroom cave?

Tags: fluff, marriage proposals, reader is a simp, self indulgent, glowing mushrooms, bot proofread

Word count: 1.3k+

Notes: @dove-da-birb @fukashiin you guys did this

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In the heart of the enchanting forest, where sunlight filtered through the leaves like gold and the gentle rustle of leaves created a soothing melody, you meticulously orchestrated your plan as your heart raced with a blend of anticipation and nervousness. Every detail was carefully thought out, every petal placed with the utmost care, leading to a hidden cave that held the promise of magic and wonder.

Standing at the entrance of the cave, your pulse raced like a wild stallion as you envisioned the impending moment. The culmination of weeks of meticulous planning now hinged on the next hour, and your hopes and dreams seemed to hang in the balance.

Your heart skipped a beat as Jade's figure emerged from the mountain trail, and an involuntary smile painted your lips as you waved him over. His presence alone was enough to calm the storm of nerves swirling within you. Jade's eyes softened as he caught sight of you, hastening his steps to close the distance between you.

"Ah, there you are, my pearl," he greeted, his voice a tender caress as he drew you into his embrace, planting a kiss on your forehead. "It feels like an eternity since I last saw you."

A giggle bubbled from your lips at his endearing exaggeration. "Jade, it's only been a couple of hours!" you chided playfully.

Jade chuckled, his warm laughter resonating like a soothing melody in the forest around you. "Time has a funny way of bending when I'm away from you," he mused, his fingers gently brushing a strand of hair behind your ear.

"Oh, you," you shook your head fondly. "Now, let me show you something amazing! " you said as you intertwined your fingers with his, a natural fit that felt as though you were two puzzle pieces meant to be together. "Follow me, okay?"

"If my dearest love wishes it, then I shall follow wherever you take me," Jade responded with a teasing twinkle in his eye, placing a hand over his heart in his customary polite manner.

You let out a playful sigh, a mixture of exasperation and endearment as you tugged him gently towards the cave, though you could hear him chuckle quietly at what you assumed to be the sight of your reddened ears.

As you ventured deeper into the cave, the soft luminescence of the mushrooms cast a gentle radiance along your path, painting the surroundings with an otherworldly glow. At last, you arrived at the carefully arranged picnic, where his favourite dishes were lovingly presented, the aroma mingling with the earthy scent of the cavern.

You watched his eyes widen in awe as they settled on the sight before him. The luminous mushrooms that adorned the cave's walls cast an ethereal radiance, their enchanting glow reflecting in his gaze like stars twinkling in a night sky. A mixture of excitement and doubt churned within you as you waited for his reaction.

"Surprise," you managed to say, your voice laced with a blend of hope and apprehension. "I wanted to make something special for us."

Jade's gaze shifted between the radiant mushrooms and you. The genuine wonder that crossed his features made your heart swell with a mixture of relief and pure affection. "This... This is incredible," he marvelled, and you found your lips curling into a smile, mirroring his unabashed appreciation. "You've truly outdone yourself, my dear," Jade said.

Your laughter was soft and genuine, an unburdening of the tension that had been coiling within you. "I'm so glad you like it," you admitted.

With the air buzzing around you, a mixture of enchantment and joy, the two of you settled down on the cosy spot you had prepared. You handed Jade a mushroom and egg sandwich and watched as his expression transform into bliss, his enjoyment evident in the way his eyes closed briefly, savouring the interplay between the earthiness of the mushrooms and the richness of the egg.

"I've never felt such happiness," he murmured, after finishing the sandwich. His eyes met yours with an intensity that sent a shiver down your spine.

This is it.

Your confession, the words that you've rehearsed countless times, teetered on the edge of your tongue, ready to spill forth.

But before you could muster your courage, he gracefully drew you up to your feet, his movements imbued with a sense of purpose. With a deliberate shift, he gracefully lowered himself onto one knee, a gesture that carried a weight of significance that slowed time itself.

In a moment suspended between heartbeats, he produced a velvet box, opening it to reveal a ring that seemed to capture the essence of elegance and enchantment—a pearl centrepiece surrounded by diamonds. His words tumbled out with a raw authenticity that left you breathless. "You've brought magic into my life, made every day brighter, and every challenge surmountable. I don't want to wait another second to make you mine in every sense. Would you do me the honour of taking my hand in marriage?"

Caught in the unfiltered authenticity of his words, your breath caught in your throat. Surprise intertwined with an overwhelming wave of emotion, leaving you momentarily speechless. Your cheeks warmed, and your mind was a whirlwind of thoughts and sensations.

"You're so sly..." You finally managed to say. His expression faltered ever so slightly, a rare glimpse of vulnerability evident in the poised and polished Jade Leech.

"I was planning to propose to you!" You exclaimed. With deft yet slightly shaky fingers, you retrieve the ring you had poured your heart into choosing. Opening the box, you unveil a silver mushroom ring, customized for the sole owner of your heart.

His eyes blinked a few times as if attempting to process the rush of emotions that had suddenly engulfed him. In an unrestrained explosion of joy, laughter erupted from him, the sound a harmonious melody that reverberated through the space, brushing away any lingering tension.

A grin adorned his lips, one that held the pure essence of his happiness. "You never cease to amaze me, my pearl. I suppose great minds do think alike," he managed between fits of laughter, his voice a reflection of his genuine amusement. "May I?" he asked as he extended his hand.

You nodded in eager agreement, an exuberant affirmation of his question. His smile deepened, a tender expression that spoke of his affection for you. As his fingers connected with yours, and with a touch both tender and deliberate, he guided the pearl ring toward your ring finger. The ring nestled comfortably, as if it had always belonged there. In that instant, his eyes met yours, and you saw a reflection of the unspoken promises that resided in both your hearts.

"Give me your hand too," you softly requested, a touch of anticipation in your voice, and he responded without hesitation. With the delicate grace of a sculptor crafting a masterpiece, you slid the silver ring onto his ring finger. Your heart raced as you watched it settle into place, a symbol of commitment that sent ripples of elation through your being.

He clasped your hand in return, his gaze flickering between the two ringed fingers, a small smile playing at the corners of his lips. "What an intriguing pair we make," he reflected, his words laced with a touch of wonder and amusement.

His hand cradled yours against his cheek, a gesture that felt like a silent proclamation of his affection. The world around you seemed to fade as you looked into his eyes, the intimacy of the moment enveloping you both. His lips pressed a gentle kiss against the ring on your finger, a kiss that carried a promise and a commitment that went beyond words.

"But I wouldn't have it any other way," he whispered, his voice a warm breeze that brushed against your senses. "I love you, dearly so," he breathed, his fingers weaving through the strands of your hair, finding their way to cradle the nape of your neck, and he met your lips with a tender smile.

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spicyicetea · 11 months

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I decided to draw my Y/N with Skyward Sword Link, like I detailed in my last post.

And I did also promise a oneshot so heh enjoy. I know @rainstops will enjoy this, dirty simp >:)

I can't let you leave

Skyward Sword!Link x Spirit!reader

Warnings: swearing•blood•smut•various kinks/breeding/virginity loss/etc that I've forgotten.

The Master Sword glowed with a lustre as the small Hylian woman landed on the ground beside the tall blonde. Zelda had hugged him right before running off to find her father. The S/C woman smiled at the sight, inspecting the blade on the man's back. He turned to her and she broke from her trance to look up at him.

“So, our journey together is over.”

“What?” the man’s eyes widened as the woman nodded.

“Master, there will be many reincarnations of you in the future. You must seal me back in the Master Sword so I may rest until I can aid them.”

“No,” he furrowed his brows while grabbing her wrist.

She frowned, understanding he must have been hesitant to say goodbye to such a powerful weapon. He pulled her behind him away from prying eyes as he grits his teeth. He wasn't saying goodbye to her yet, he couldn't. Due to having to save the world and that Zelda girl who likes him, he hardly enjoyed his time with his beloved. Of course, she was unaware of his devotion to her, but she would soon be aware.

Oh, how the gods must frown upon him now, betraying the love they had chosen for him for some common girl. He worshipped the ground she walked far more often than he ever cared for the fate of those around him. When she would get distracted by the world around her, she would never see him threatening people to get her anything she expressed interest in.

“Link! Look, this looks like your tunic! It's cute and... So expensive, Link we need to save your rupees for potions and bombs!” Y/N yelled, laughing awkwardly after noticing the high price.

Link can remember handing her his pouch of rupees and telling her to grab some potions for him while he held a blade to the shop owner's neck to get what she wanted. He can remember her excited face once she realized he had gotten it, clearly unaware of the blood he had to wipe from his sword mere moments before handing the dark blue tunic over. She twirled once putting it on, loving how she now looked like him, just without the green and the strange hat.

She was always his, she just hadn't realised it yet. The way he gave her that spare belt so he could watch her tunic cling to her curves as she patched him up after fights. How she would cook him food, worrying about him missing home and losing motivation, although watching her kneel over a fire roasting mushrooms while humming was all the motivation he needed. That adorable smile and little wiggles on his lap as she falls asleep in his arms, trying his hardest to control the throbbing in his pants as she mumbled in her sleep. They were basically already married, he watched her sleep and helped get the dried dirt off of her when she bathed, he was the only one who noticed how she adored helping the kids that ran up to her, thinking she was a goddess. At least those kids knew how the world should view her.

They were already together and she just hadn't realised. All she needed was a little hint. A nudge in the right direction.

The two slowed as Link looked to see no one was near. The shadows hid them perfectly between the two houses, neither of which occupied. Celebration was thriving in the town square as Zelda returned, leaving Link with the privacy he desired. Y/N raised a brow while looking up at him.

“Master, I understand that we've become friends during our journey, but you have your friend back now. I must be sealed back away, and this isn't near the resting site of the Master Sword...” She frowned, clearly also sad regarding the way everything had to turn out.

“No, you don't understand!” Link yelled, tugging his hat off and letting his blonde hair loose.

Y/N pouted and instinctively reached forward to play with his hair. Whenever he was stressed after a battle she would always play with his hair. He’d rest his face against her chest, or even just smother himself in her cleavage while she braided his hair. He bit his lip as her fingers ran through his hair. She tried to pull him into a hug like she always does but he just furrowed his brows and rested his forehead against hers, resisting her embrace.

“Link? Are you alright?” Y/N asks.

His hands flew to her hips as he pushed her against a wall. She squeaked in pain at the movement, looking up at him with a sort of concern. He looked down at her with an expression she had never seen before. His eyes dilated and focused on her. Lips parted as he panted.

“Link?”

One of his hands flew to grab her cheeks, tilting her head up to look at him properly as leant closer. Her eyes widened as she pressed herself against the wall to give him space, his knee forcing her legs apart to rest on the wall between her thighs.

“Why don't you understand?” he sighed.

“Understand? Oh, Link did I offend you at any point? Am I misreading your relationship with that Zelda? I just didn't want to assume that you two were romantic so I just said friends. I'm sorry-”

“No, not another word about that Zelda! Ugh.” he groaned. “You, why can't you just...”

“Just what? What's wrong?”

“Why can't you understand? I want you!”

“Want me? Like the Sword? I'm not actually the sword Link...” she chuckled before Link yanked her hair back gently and smashed his lips against hers.

She jumped slightly as his hand slid down to the hem of her tunic before sliding back up her thigh. He knew if he continued he'd lose control but it was so addicting. The way her soft thighs squished in his hand, and the delicate whimpers they earned pulled him further. It didn't take long until he pulled her hips closer to relax on his clothed knee, bouncing it lightly. She let out a gasp-like moan as his thigh bumped against her clit while his knee nestled against her delicate flower between her thighs.

He smirked watching her quickly flush red and become flustered as she moaned quietly. One of the many things he loved about her was her purity, innocence... lack of panties due to them being stuffed in his pocket the second day they were travelling together. He continued rubbing his knee over her slit as her eyes watered up and she grabbed at his tunic.

“Y/N, hey hey it's okay-”

“Link! Please, it feels so strange! Ah, please.” she moaned.

Link grinned and bit his lip, fumbling with his belt as she began bucking on his thigh. Her slick dribbled through his trousers as she continued to hump his leg like a hungry animal. He grinned watching her squirm, if only he had done this sooner. Her lips met his as she pulled him back into a kiss and he tugged his trousers down. His hands lifted her by her thighs and slammed her against the wall, biting her lower lip.

“Mph, Link. I feel so fuzzy... Please fix it.” She moaned, holding his shoulders to stay stable.

He gulped hearing her moans, feeling himself lose control. Y/N let out a whimper as he pulled her back into the kiss. She ran a hand into his messy hair as he pulled his pants down far enough for his cock to spring out of his boxers. Y/N sighed as she pulled out of the kiss, panting. Link chased her lips, kissing the tip of her nose while rubbing his thumbs in circles over her thighs. He hiked one of her legs up and over his shoulder, he back being pressed against the wall. Link licked his lips as he used his fingers to spread open her folds. She whimpered, not used to the foreign sensation.

“Ah! Link, what are you doing?”

“Shh, don't worry darling, I'm fixing the weird feeling, just like you asked me to.”

Y/N just whimpered as his tip pressed against her, Link fighting the urge to buck into her. He bit his lip as he pushed the head in and she let out a high moan. Her nails dug into her leg as she tries to not scratch him. Link just rubbed her hip, pressing kisses to her thigh as she struggled to take him.

“It's okay dear, just relax,” he cooed.

“Mph, it hurts,” she whined.

“God, I love you Y/N. Please don't leave me,” Link moaned and thrust the rest of the way in as Y/N moaned loudly.

Her whining only got louder as her walls stretched to fit him. Small tears rolled down her cheeks as his hips met her body and he stilled to let her adjust to him. Link moaned he began thrusting, his cock dragging against her walls. Her panting became louder as slick smeared over her thighs. As her moans became louder she threw her arms around his neck, biting her lip and trying to muffle her moans. Link grumbled angrily making his rutting harsher and she cried out.

“Dont muffle those sweet little noises! You're my goddess! Scream for me darling!” He moaned, biting her neck and speeding up his thrusts.

Her moans grew louder a small amounts of blood dribbled from the bite marks on her shoulder. The fear of her leaving him had still settled in his stomach, his desperation causing his thrusts to become hurried and aggressive.

“Mph! Link!”

“I'm not leaving you! I'm not letting you leave,” he growled. “I'm going to fill you up darling. Once you're nice and stuffed with my young you'll have to stay.”

Y/N threw her head back in pleasure, unsure where this sudden idea came from. He bit her neck repeatedly as her moans grew louder and she felt something inside her snap. She dug her nails into his shoulder as her cum smeared between the two sweaty bodies. He groaned feeling her gush and sank her teeth into her shoulder. Thick strings of his cum filled her tight hole, forming a creamy white ring around where their bodies met. The cum dribbled down from her hole. They wanted in unison as she rested her head on his shoulder.

“Link... that... I still have to-”

“No, I'm not letting you leave me! You're mine, all mine.”

“Link.”

“NO! I don't care how much cum I need to pump you full of! You're my wife now, you don't get to just leave me cause that Zelda is safe.”

“LINK!” Y/N yells, rubbing her thumb over his cheek. “I don't want to leave you either.”

OKAY, IM DONE, this is my first ever time writing smut and it was kinda difficult- as I said earlier, you freaks better enjoy this. @rainstops I know you're a Link simp so enjoy lol.

#legend of zelda x reader #yandere x reader #x reader #link x reader #legend of zelda fanfiction #legend of zelda fanart #legend of zelda skyward sword #legend of zelda

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Hello (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) can I request self aware au with a player that has a photographic memory basically remembering anything such as what was in their friends meal last month so when a character says " oh I hate this and that" player just goes " oh I know you mentioned that a few months ago " character is just somewhat shocked cause that was just something they mentioned in passing and so they start thinking they must be worth something to their grace if they can remember such small details about them ! But then they realize they are not the only person their grace has blessed with a small amount of their memory and somehow everywhere they look its all red

With Lilia, malleus, and jade

I'm sorry if I'm being too specific ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Thank you and have a great week (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Self-aware au

I do not take any responsibility for you reading this no matter which age group you are from!

WARNINGS: Yandere themes, death, religion, blood, obsession, possessiveness

Jade Leech/Malleus Draconia/Lilia Vanrouge-Player who has a photographic memory

With a dorm leader like Azul having this kind of memory would be like living the dream

Never forgetting something the businessman said, not having to worry too much about forgetting something.... you get what I mean, right?

But I also don't think that he would be too surprised if he found out you have that kind of memory

After all, some places see you even as a God so he was ready for everything when you appeared in their world

But here we are, Jade having tears in his eyes whilst you hold out a very hard to come by mushroom

This is one of the few moments the eel would be lost for words

“Wh-Ho-What?” “You mentioned you had never seen it and wanted to.” “O-oh... really”

Now, don't mistake this for him not being thankful but this is the first time someone has ever remembered such a minor detail about him that he mentioned once

And that one time he was frustrated about that customer and mumbled “God I wish I could @$&%+# them” to himself thinking that no one was listening to you said months later “Yeah, they made you pretty angry back then”

This hat stand is impressed, ok?

Now imagine, this danger noodle overhears a conversation between you and another student, you also mentioned a detail they said months ago

As I said, he went full “I expect everything from you” since the beginning

But that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt

So what does he do? Let you spend time with your other friends? Making even more fond memories with them?

Haha good joke, good joke but no. You know, I saw you spending an awful lot of time with Jade these few weeks. What about the other? Ok...

If he folks your memory only with moments he is present that would also mean that he is always present in some way in your life, even when he is not there. Oh that one time that Heartslabyul student got close to you and the next day he brewed something with that poisonous mushroom, that student never seen again alive? What a funny coincidence. Don't think too much about it.

Here we have a fire spitting lizard who has been raised upon the logic that you, yes you, are a God

So what higer honor is there than to be remembered by your grace?

And since we are not on Twitch I can say this here: SIMP

So, it was a sunny day, the birds were chirping and a certain future ruler is screaming into his pillow

Oh why that last part? Well you just told him that you always listened to him when he was going on and on about gargoyles and even listed a huge chunk of facts

This is his living dream! The Overseer is thinking high enough about him to remember details that he mentioned

Sebek always talking about him isn’t helping either

Now you are a walking encyclopedia about our dear Fae over here

And believe me, that is not the best thing considering that our fellow immortal over there already has an inflated, although pretty unnoticed, ego

And now he finds out that he is not special to you, that you remember so much about everyone

He should have known better, should have expected that such a higher being like you would not see anybody in a special light

But then, why does it hurt so much?

Why does it feel like he wants everybody to disappears so that only he can leave an impression on your memories?

Now, of course he isn’t allowed to do that, and you would hate him, but that doesn’t mean he can’t limit your contact to the outside world

Don’t worry about getting sleepy all of sudden

He just wants you only to have memories of him and what better way to make sure no one interferes than making your dream of only him?

Now what could go wrong with such a fine general who is so kind to worship you to bits?

Actually, a lot

Lilia thinks, if we are being honest, very highly of himself, having aged like fine wine and all of that

But even fine wine isn't always to everyone's taste (and I think that this one is one of those)

So here we are, giving our most favorite Fae version of pressed aged grape juice a game he has been thinking of getting

The fact that you bought the limited edition doesn't make it any better

You see, Lilia would even worship the ground you walk on even if you were to hate him with a passion that rivals thousands of suns

And now you are even remembering he once mumbled whilst passing by

“Oh Overseer! This humble servant of yours is always at your service, with or without a present from you!” “Ok Lilia... you can stand up now...”

But let's not dwell too long on the happy parts of this (this is a yandere au after all)

One day he was just walking down the Hallway, his day being wonderful...

And then he choose war

Why? Well he noticed that you remembered exactly as much about the others when you said to an Octavinelle student that they mentioned that months ago, a privilege he thought only he had

Will he rip them in two in front of your eyes? No

He isn't uncultured and leads you out of the room, then the ripping can start

And boy must he be having fun because all you hear is his laughter

After that it's safe to say that no one other than him and his little family approach you

So why not make fond memories with them? And only them. Wouldn't want to make Lilia being a bit too much like his younger self again, right?

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Suck It and See. (Rodolfo Parra x Reader)

Written by: ANGELKAKEWRITINGS

18+ MDNI

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the canon characters of the COD franchise including Rodolfo Parra.

Pronouns Used: She/Her/Hers

CW: NSFW, Oral Sex (M receiving) , Porn with a plot, Implications of power imbalance between Rodolfo and reader, cumming without warning (poor rudy lol), Rodolfo being a big simp for reader, lust, car sex, semi-public sex, kissing, mutual crush, kissing after a blowjob, Rodolfo speaking spanish.

Author’s Note: Hello again :3 I hope you guys have been doing well! I’ve been back again on a COD streak as MW2 is a comfort game of mine filled with my favorite comfort characters including Rudy <3, I hope we get to see him again and the rest of the vaqueros soon. With that being said, please enjoy this little piece I wrote, it includes a line from Quentin Tarantino’s last movie that inspired this fic. Also, I heard the last line somewhere in a song but I can’t remember if it’s an AM song or Fontaines DC but all credit where credit is due <3!

The sunlight that cascaded down like honey made the city of Las Almas appear like the vibrant swatches from a fauvism palette. The splendid horizon of his hometown that was adorned in grand murals of La Virgen De Guadalupe and decorated with banners of summer colored papel picado were not as kind on the eyes as the little woman that sat beside him in the passenger’s side.

She was his comrade, his fellow soldier and a friend.

But after witnessing the pretty image of her beestung lips wrapped around the rim of a Coke, Rodolfo found himself pathetically wishing to be pressed into a glass bottle and be taken internally by her.

He was a quiet and stoic sergeant that was driven by logic not emotion. But when it came to her? He found himself being reduced to nothing more than a simple, defenseless man.

(1)

“You want me to suck your cock while driving?”

“Perdoname?”

The vulgarity of the question was softened by her bunny pink tongue and her glossy eyes that watched in delight at the sight of Rodolfo’s ears burning a bright red. The sensation of his insides being reduced and melted down into a gelatinous mass brought him back to his adolescence where he could remember trembling in his vintage Reebok shoes before sharing his first kiss behind the building.

His rich chocolate brown eyes flickered between the open road and back to the beauty who was now sitting on her side with her supple thighs crossed over each other. She was waiting ever so patiently with her button of the seatbelt mimicking the way she would appear on the battlefield with her finger over the trigger and ready to make her kill.

He pondered over her siren-like ability of luring men to their death both on and off the battlefield.

‘Did she get a kick out of making men fall like dominos?’

“H-here?”

Her lips curled into a feline-like grin as she nodded her head.

“Only if you’re comfortable, Sergeant.”

Rodolfo was paralyzed in absolute happiness as he presented puppy dog-like eyes before nodding his head back in response.

(2)

Breaking free from the bondage of the seatbelt, she crawled over his lap like a deadly little succubus to claw and paw at the utility belt that sat on the concave of his pelvis to allow his erection to spring free from its constraint.

Her mouth watered at the sight of his dick, how it wept delicious droplets of pre-cum at the simple sensation of her plush tits pressed against his lap.

“Carajo…” Rodolfo involuntarily hissed under his breath as her soft lips wrapped around his girth to place wet kisses to his mushroom headed tip before slowly devouring his flesh hole. He found himself slack jawed at her warm and wet buccal lining wrapping around his veiny cock as she bobbed her head back and forth.

He took a hand off of the steering wheel to intertwine his gloved finger into her loose and glossy hair, encouraging her to take him further down.

Shamelessly, she looked to her side to look up at her superior who was whimpering and dripping sweat from the temples of his forehead as his dick protruded under the skin of her dewy cheek.

The air around them suddenly felt so thick that not even a wasp knife could break through the atmosphere, his hand traced down her spine and down to her tailbone where he would cup handfuls of her plump ass as she worked on him.

“F-fuck…” Rodolfo slurred out as he was on a euphoric high from having the girl of his dreams pressing her doll-like nose against his pubic bone.

Without warning but no harm, his thick semen flowed down her throat and coated the inside of her mouth as the sweet symphony of his curses and grunts filled the air of the van.

But before the young woman got a chance to catch her breath, Rodolfo pressed his lips against her lip oil and semen covered ones in an angel soft kiss.

It's not like they were falling in love, he just wanted to let her know she was doing him no good.

#fanfic #oneshot #writing inspiration #my writing #mw2 fanfic #rodolfo parra x reader #rodolfo parra x you #rodolfo parra smut #mw2 smut #cod modern warfare #COD #las almas

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welcome to...starleska's f/o round-up 2023! 🥳🥳🥳

below the cut is every single character i've had a crush on in 2023...and there are 30 in total!! 🙈💖 these are given in chronological order of fixation, and they are all new crushes (so re-entering a fixation for a character i've simped for previously doesn't count 😂) now be warned, this is a genuinely unhinged list. they are largely villains. one is a mushroom. one is a vehicle. one is a casino-themed duck-shaped robot. my autism is indiscriminate in the characters it fixates on, and they are all suitably embarrassing 😭💖 without further ado, here we go...

1. James the Red Engine | Thomas the Tank Engine

...shut up 😂💖 at the start of this year i truly lost my mind and fell headfirst into the Thomas the Tank Engine fandom (everyone there is so lovely and creative!!)...and of course, the vain train is my favourite 🙈💖 James is cute okay!! i don't need to justify myself!!! 2. 'Big' Jack Horner | Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

there's no way anyone missed this one - we are quite the tight-knit and dedicated group in the 'Big' Jack Horner fandom 😳💖 come on, look at him...a huge, powerful, obsessive, fancy-bastard collector with an affinity for magic??? he's stunning 🥴💖 i made so many lovely friends through gushing about this horrible man!!! we had so much fun making OCs to ship with him 🙈 one of the most intense fixations i've had all year, and one of the best villains we've seen in years...he is fantastic 🥰 3. Pizzahead | Pizza Tower

i don't know what's in the water of Pizza Tower but it's impossible to be normal about any character you like from that game 🙈💖 of course the evil sentient pizza slice took the top spot, he's so cartoony and ridiculous!!! the amount of power he exerts is also quite the draw 🤭💖 i'm not gonna lie there's a couple other characters from this game i may get into later...we'll see 😉 4. Fingers | Dead End: Paranormal Park

have you heard this guy's voice. can you blame me. deliciously evil fruity monstrosity with supernatural powers? sign me up to whatever sinister scheme Fingers has going on now or in the future 👉👈 he hits a lot of boxes...between the cabaret-style makeup, the posh, dismissive and manipulative personality and the inexplicable Eldritch body, he was always gonna be a crush 🤭 5. M.O.D.O.K. | Marvel

wheeze okay, this was originally a JOKE!!! @thelighttasteslikelasagna sent in this message joking that i look like i'd find M.O.D.O.K. hot, and i was really angry about it for five minutes...and then i discovered the stop-motion cartoon where he's exactly the kind of cringefail malewife villain i enjoy (in the Augustus St. Cloud vein), and the rest is history 🙈💖 definitely one of the silliest crushes i had this year, but he holds a special place in my heart :3c 6. Gargamel | The Smurfs

nah man i was on some serious mental illness at the start of this year 💀 i just can't help it when bad guys are like this, alright!!! Hank Azaria's performance as Gargamel is sooo silly and over-the-top, i couldn't help but love every second he was on screen 🙈💖 Gargamel's just a whole lot of fun!!! who doesn't love a magic-wielding freak hellbent on the destruction of a group of little creatures?? (i cannot and will not be taking any questions at this time 😶) 7. Wally Darling | Welcome Home

my God, the Wally Darling fixation hit the entire Internet like a train 🤭💖 soft-voiced, ambiguously-moraled rizz puppet that he is, how could we not all fall head-over-heels? i have to thank this guy for throwing me headfirst back into fanfic writing, as the whole Welcome Home story really inspired me...not to mention all the lovely folks who wanted to imagine different ways of getting to hold Wally's hand 🥰 hooray for our pretty puppet boy!! 8. Killa Harkan | John Wick: Chapter 4

...yes, i know, it's funny that Killa's the first of two cartoonishly evil German-accented bad guys with sleight of hand tricks and gold teeth on the list this year 😂💖 sitting in the cinema, the second he opened his mouth my partner just turned and stared at me, because they knew. i refuse to apologise for appreciating a really awful bastard - especially one who dresses so sharply 😉 9. Ian Hawke | Alvin and the Chipmunks

yet another member of the 'it started off as a joke...' club 🤭💖 listen, Ian serves!!! we can't resist a smarmy music producer/manage type, can we? Ian's in the same camp as Gargamel for being a deeply evil man whose capacity for doing harm is directed at little creatures. all i'm saying is, he can sign me up for a dodgy deal any day 🥴 10. Myc Cellium | Inside Job

i can't tell if it's my monsterfucker tendencies or my consummate attraction to Brett Gelman but the crass sentient mushroom got me down bad 😭💖 he's just such a menace!! he's got that intoxicating combo of being horribly socially inappropriate and an actual outcast...fellas, Myc was fixation bait for me 😭 11. Klaus Kickenklober | Sing 2

i don't care if you think you're not a furry, someone can and will get you from the Sing franchise, and that is a threat 🙈💖 yesss laugh it up, Star's got another stern and vaguely European cartoon villain added to the list 😂 i just find Klaus so impossibly delightful!!! he'd be a terrible teacher to have in real life, but in fiction, i think i could fix him :3c 12. The Spot | Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

ohoho, i know you guys were living for The Spot fixation because i remember your reaction to the x Readers 😉 look at him and his incredible design!!! the transformation of The Spot from weak laughable villain to reality-bending monstrosity had me by the throat...and i can't wait to see more of him when the next Spider-Verse drops 👀 13. Mad Mod | Teen Titans

MAD. BLOODY. MOD!!!!! i think our favourite British bastard has to take the crown (literally and figuratively) as my strongest fixation out of the whole of 2023, i lost my mind over this guy. he just consumed my every waking thought!!! 🙈 the style, the voice, the unbelievable engineering skill...Mad Mod is one of those once-in-a-lifetime f/os that you know you'll be obsessed with for a very long time 😳💖 i look back so fondly on those wonderful few months of Mad Mod fandom resurgence, and how that still continues today...here's hoping even more people find out about him and develop their own crushes 😉 shout-out to the lovely @iriso-page who suggested him and Music Meister to me 🙈💖

14. Control Freak | Teen Titans

sdfgdf okay back on form with the fat dweebs, i know, i know!!!! my ravenous Mad Mod fixation wasn't enough to ignore Control Freak, one of the most delightfully stupid villains in Teen Titans...!!! he hits all my buttons (ha!) and i genuinely think his design and powers are kind of epic. would love to see him utilised in the future 😉 (i am never beating the Discord kitten allegations...) 15. Ken | Barbie

well, this particular blond himbo was quite the surprise!! 🤭💖 i'm not usually the one to go for such a stereotypical hottie, but Ryan Gosling plays Ken as so unhinged and...off for the whole movie, he activated the same neurons which come with the weirdest of my crushes 🙈💖 Ken's a misguided sweetheart and i'd love to help him feel a little bit wanted;;; 16. Buck Ruffler the Duck Shuffler | Toontown: Corporate Clash

fell into the wonderful world of Toontown: Corporate Clash and imprinted on this fucker like...well, like a baby duck 😂💖 is this not the most spectacular design for an original Cog you've ever seen?! i love that Buck is an absolutely scrambled robot with a gambling addiction, and i think he'd be lovely (and hilarious) company 🥰

17. Barnaby | Billie Bust Up

ohhhh yesssss Billie Bust Up caught my attention with this sinister goofball!!!! fancy, flamboyant and very into murder...Barnaby has all the traits for any Tumblr Sexyman, and i cannot wait for the full game to drop so we can see even more of him 👀

18. The Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch | Batman

Jervis Tetch my beloved!! this has been the year of fancy blonds in top-hats, as well as deeply silly hypnotists, and Jervis kicked off this trend with a bang 🙈💖 i'm a Mad Hatter fan generally but B:TAS Jervis is a special kind of pretty stalker, and that voice is delicious 🥴 thanks to him for kicking off an Alice in Wonderland fixation and for finally getting me into drinking tea...the things we do for our crushes, eh? 🥰 19. Music Meister/Darius Chapel | Batman

and here is the first character played by Neil Patrick Harris who made it onto this year's list!!! 🙈💖 another camp, theatrical Batman villain to add to my collection...gorgeous voice, such an immense sense of style, and wonderfully good fun!! i think more people should get a little obsessed with the Music Meister 😉 20. Buggy the Clown | One Piece

none of you can judge me for this one - i remember all the TikTok edits!!! 😂💖 Buggy is pathetic and so much fun - i wasn't expecting to enjoy him as much as i did!! although my fixation for him may have been short-lived, my love for him certainly isn't 🥰 21. Pat Butcher | BBC Ghosts

ohhhh, every now and again a little sweetheart will get me right in the feelings, and Pat Butcher is added proudly to my f/o collection as the second Yorkshireman (next to Salad Fingers 😭). i just love what an upbeat, lovely man he is!! he's so soft and warm to everyone he meets and tries his best to do everything right by his friends...i'd love to cuddle with him 🥺 22. Josh Levy | The Eltingville Club

a classic return to form with Josh Levy, à la Comic Book Guy and Control Freak...really telling on myself by collecting these horrible greasy nerds who would 100% call me something derogatory if i tried to talk to them 💀 i appreciate every last one of The Eltingville Club but Josh, as a failed writer who remains just as toxic as he was when he was a teen, is my undisputed favourite 🙈💖 23. Swan | Phantom of the Paradise

oh God, reawakening my crush on Paul Williams by discovering Swan damn near killed me!!!! 😭💖 i was so obsessed with this man as a kid and the moment i saw him as Swan in POTP i felt intense attraction and gender envy in equal parts;;;; Swan's whole aesthetic and demeaning, inhuman approach to people is impossibly sensual, and i can't overstate enough how little evil dudes in tinted shades will always get me down bad 🙈💖 24. Kinger | The Amazing Digital Circus

my love for Kinger was such a pleasant surprise!! 🤭💖 sweet, anxious fella that he is, all i want to do is get him out of that digital hellscape and ensure he can wrap up in as many blankets as he likes!!! i love his always-on-the-edge-of-a-breakdown portrayal and am so eager to learn more about him and his backstory 👀 25. Peter Gregory | Silicon Valley

ahhh, kicking it the old-fashioned way by getting extremely invested in the most autistic character on the show (and that's saying something, given the high neurodivergent coding of everyone in Silicon Valley 🙈💖). Peter's style and methods of communication are traits i simply find attractive in real life, and although he sadly wasn't with us long, he absolutely stole the show ✨ 26. 'Action' Jack Barker | Silicon Valley

given my love of nerds it's no shocker that Silicon Valley hit me with two f/os, and 'Action' Jack Barker - the tech-field Colin Robinson - was a surefire entry 😳💖 what is it about these milquetoast men who are so whitebread yet are capable of such terrible things which gets me every time?! Jack is such a fun character and i'm glad we got as much of him as we did 🙈 27. Avery | Pokémon: Sword and Shield

i cannot believe none of you guys told me about Avery, the most amazingly dressed character i've ever seen in the whole of Pokémon 🙈💖 shhhh he is so very pretty and petty and his powers are incredibly cool. i just love everything about him and would delight in helping him develop a real sense of self-esteem, because he does not deserve the dismissal he receives from his family 😭💖 28. Matthew Patel | Scott Pilgrim

oh my God, heart in my MOUTH seeing Matthew Patel get the glow-up villain arc he so desperately deserved!!!!! 😭💖💖💖 Matthew is just the epitome of style and power in Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, and it was so fantastic getting to see him grow as a character and get self-actualised. plus his fight scenes were some of the coolest things i've ever seen. Matthew can i have your number please 🥺 29. The Toymaker | Doctor Who

!!!!!!!!!! i don't know if you guys can tell, but i really love the Toymaker...and even predicted that he'd completely consume my mind months before we got The Giggle 🙈💖 e v e r y t h i n g about him just gets me so bad. his reality-bending, his teasing attitude, his ridiculous accents, his gorgeous costumes, his emotional inconsistency, his tragic backstory...god, if i so much as look at him smiling i melt 🥴💖 characters played by Neil Patrick Harris really get me!! i'm so proud to be modding a server dedicated to the Toymaker now, and have met so many brilliant, wonderful friends through him and falling back into Doctor Who!!! i think we're all going to be brainrotting over him for quite some time 😉💖 30. Dr Mark Fry | Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget

Dr Fry, rushing in at the finish line!!! 🤭 the second my pals saw this guys they were all spamming me, begging me to watch Dawn of the Nugget!!! and ooooh i was noooot prepared for the specific brand of soft creepy genius he is 💖 even if they'd played Dr Fry purely as your run-of-the-mill mad scientist he would've gotten me bad, but they just had to make him equal parts freaky and brilliant with just a touch of arrogance, didn't they?? Melisha scored well 🤤 (also, three whole Yorkshiremen in my collection now!! is it the accent? 😭) aaaaand that's everyone!!! phew, is anyone else out of breath? 🥵 what a wonderful, silly year of fixations this has been 🤭💖 thank you all for being here, brainrotting happily alongside me for some of these characters, and for all the other characters you love!!! i hope 2024 is awesome to you, and that many more fictional characters are around the corner, ready to make you smile 😉

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Hey Hi Hello!

My names Grimm, I've been around on Tumblr for almost 6 years but you'll see this account is new. I've gone through a couple different users and accounts for various reasons, all of which personal- other than the one account I deleted completely on accident.

I'm just an artist who hyperfixates on Eddsworld, no matter how much I try to focus on other things, it always comes back to Eddsworld.

I've got a bit of a tagging scheme, so it's easier to find certain things.

Grimm.pin - Pinned messages, new and old.

Grimm.txt - Text posts, these fall into all kinds of groups.

Grimm.png - My art posts, these also can be for any group.

Grimm.jpg - Posts with art and images that I've reblogged from elsewhere, once again, can be of anything.

Grimm.lnk - Posts with a link or two.

Grimm.vid - Video posts, these could be mine but it's unlikely.

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Grimm.viz - Posts about the visual novel I'm planning.

Grimm.edw - Eddsworld posts, there will always be a second tag if it's an AU.

Grimm.ut - Undertale posts, AU in a second tag.

Grimm.mc - Minecraft posts, if it's fanart or for an SMP that will be mentioned in another tag.

Grimm.hs - Homestuck and Hiveswap posts.

Grimm.bb - Baldi's Basics posts, AU will always be in a second tag.

Grimm.fnaf - Five Nights At Freddy's posts, obviously. AUs and fan characters in another tag.

Grimm.hell - Anything Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss related. Please note that I do not like or support Viv, but I do enjoy her series.

Grimm.dnd - Dungeons and Dragons posts, I do play, but not actively.

Grimm.pm - ProjectMoon related posts, mostly Lobotomy Corporation, but potentially Library of Ruina and Limbus Company.

I'm sure more tags will be added over time, but as of now that is all of them.

Find out more about me on my Carrd!

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Flightless Birb Spotted!!! - @kponyz

No.1 Matt Simp - @z-eddsworld

The BIGGEST Simp!!! - @milksspoiled

The Mushroom - @oshsaysstuff

In Da Derk - @violet-inthe-dark

The Bacon Flavored Baguette - @pikathepineapple

Phases Of Angst - @lunareclipse06

THE Dreid Ever - @emotionallyattachedmatch

Gummy gummy gummy bear - @merwynsartblog

#Grimm.pin #Grimm.txt #Grimm.lnk

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apteryxparvus · 10 months

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L ♡ V E R ⇌ L ⦻ S E R — pov: you’re my therapist

Group chat — pov: you’re my therapist

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Y/N L/N Occupation: first-year bachelor of Civil Engineering at Sumeru Akademiya. Bartender at Lambad's Tavern and library assistant at House of Daena.

Living situation: currently crashing at Alhaitam’s place, enjoying alcohol and horror movie marathons with her second roommate Kaveh.

Due to her mother's job, she grew up used to frequent relocations.

After her parents divorced, she moved with her father to Sumeru.

Youngest member of her friend group at Sumeru Akademiya.

Closest to Alhaitam, often pretending to simp over him to make Kaveh annoyed (= jealous).

Kaveh Occupation: third-year bachelor student of Architectural Science, with a minor in Fine Arts at Sumeru Akademiya. Works as a freelance architect and a TA for small tutorial groups for the course Linear algebra; occasionally opens commission slots online.

Living situation: Alhaitam’s roommate since the start of the academic year. Both of his roommates have to endure his late-night tinkering sessions.

Both parents are renowned Sumeru Akademiya alumni.

After his father's passing, his mother moved to Fontaine and remarried.

In his late teens, he was forced to sell the family home.

Proud owner of an orange tabby cat called Mehrak.

Living with Alhaitam is tough, but despite their frequent arguments and debates, Kaveh recognizes that his friend holds a significant presence in his life.

Alhaitam Occupation: second-year bachelor student double majoring in Linguistics and Semiotics; works part-time as a junior library administrator and assistant at the House of Daena.

Living situation: owns an apartment close to the main campus of Sumeru Akademiya, sharing it with his roommates Kaveh and Y/N.

Lost both is parents at a young age; raised by his grandmother.

His passion for literature and science led him to graduating a year before his peers.

While he takes pleasures in engaging in debates his Kaveh, he feels genuine concern for his friend's well-being.

Cyno Occupation: third-year bachelor student of Laws, interning as an Academic Misconduct Officer at Sumeru Akademiya. He’s an internationally known Genius Invocation TCG champion.

Living situation: resides in a small, cozy house with his long-term boyfriend Tighnari and their adopted sister Collei.

Born in the Great Red Sand desert, he defied the odds and got accepted at Sumeru Akademiya to study law.

Stoic and emotionless, often intimidating others, but his friends know his true character.

Regular customer at the board game café in near the Akademiya, always challenging the other patrons to a duel.

Tighnari Occupation: second-year bachelor student of Environmental Science at Sumeru Akademiya; weekend help at a nursery garden and renowned plant vlogger with a devoted following.

Living situation: lives in a small rented house with his boyfriend and their adopted sibling, hoping to buy their own place after graduation.

Grew up in Gandharva Ville and witnessed the devastating effects of pollution and deforestation.

Has a YouTube channel where he shares insights about the flora and fauna of Teyvat.

Frequently complains to his online followers about having to take care of hikers who consume psychedelic mushrooms from the Avidya Forest National Park.

Author's note: hoping to post the rest of the profiles sometime over the weekend, if work doesn't mentally destroy me that is 🤷‍♀️

#smau #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you #scaramouche x y/n #scaramouche smau #genshin impact smau #genshin smau #genshin x you #genshin x reader #genshin x y/n #scaramouche #wanderer #wanderer x you #wanderer x y/n #wanderer x reader #lover = loser smau

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gary-mu · 2 years

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Appetizer

Pairing: En x afab/female reader

Genre: smut, pwp

Word count: 1421

Warnings/Tags: teasing, sexual tension, semi-public masturbation, vaginal fingering.

Summary: After inviting you to dinner, En decides to treat you with a full course meal spiced with lust.

A/N: En's got me simping so hard that I just couldn't help but write this 🥵

Don't worry. This is a three course meal so there's more coming... Pun totally intended 😉

Thanks for reading 🧡🧡🧡

Read it on AO3

If you met yourself 3 months ago and told her you're now dating the most powerful and influential sorcerer in the world, she'd probably think you're playing a joke on her. Then she would walk away from you while wiping the tears off her eyes as she laughs out loud. But as crazy and impossible as the idea may have appeared at that time, it has turned into reality without you even trying.

Today is the sixth time since you meet, that you go out on a date with En. And still, the butterflies in your stomach seem to throw a rave every time you see him. You can't deny it anymore, the sorcerer's got you going head over heels. His dark and mysterious demeanor drives you crazy and wakes up an unknown side of you, feral and primitive. His intelligence and maturity arouse you. His rare kind side and natural charisma make you melt and feel warm inside. And the fact that he is also easy on the eye, is a very welcomed plus.

"Good evening, Y/N," En opens the car door, giving you a sweet smile as you step out. "You look stunning as always," he husks, opening his mask to kiss your hand -something he began doing a couple of dates ago-.

The sorcerer's lips linger on your skin a little longer than usual. Your cheeks turn as red as your dress, and you hold your breath to avoid your heart from exploding in your chest. His touch makes your skin burn and your knees weak. Inhaling deeply, you try to compose yourself and ignore the growing tingling sensation between your legs. Just imagining that mouth somewhere else on your body is making your temperature reach surface-of-the-sun levels.

"You look quite handsome as well," you reply, trying to play it cool after he lets go of your hand. He's wearing a long black trench coat over a black suit, and a dark red shirt with a black tie. The outfit is simple but still makes him look taller, imposing, and -for your deepest pleasure- dangerously attractive.

"Shall we?" The sorcerer says breaking your line of thought. He offers you his arm and you take it.

The intoxicating smell of En's musky cologne invades your senses, and you curse him internally for being such a tease. You both walk in silence to the entrance of his restaurant, enjoying each other's closeness and anxious to see what the night has in store for you.

As usual, En has reserved the entire place just for you and has arranged for only the best dishes to be served, including a wide variety of mushroom recipes. The evening is spent in intellectual conversation, laughter, and subtle flirtation. The sorcerer's fingers stroke your hand now and then, tracing wavy shapes up to the crook of your elbow. You bite your lip seductively, holding his gaze while you let your leg brush his. The atmosphere is charged with the sensuality and magnetism of two people who desire each other with raw lust. Perhaps this sixth date will be the most unforgettable of them all.

More often than not, you find yourself lost in thought; wondering how the sorcerer would look without his mask... without clothes on. How would it feel to kiss him or have his strong hands run across your skin? Is he a gentle lover, or does he prefer it rough? You fantasize about standing up, walking over to him, and holding his gaze as you straddle him. You would not mind if he'd decided to take you here and now...

"Let's go to my place," En suggests, and you have to blink a couple of times to make sure you're not imagining his words.

"I got a bottle of wine I would like to share with you," He adds. His voice is enchanting and warm, like a deep cello melody.

The look in the sorcerer's eyes tells you that drinking wine isn't the only thing he wants to do with you. Wetness is starting to pool in your panties, and you beg he doesn't keep you waiting any longer, while you press your thighs together.

"I'd love to," you hurry to reply, and the sorcerer smiles pleased.

Without wasting time, the two of you leave the restaurant. The sorcerer's driver is already waiting with the car running and as soon as you both get in he sets off for En's Manor.

For a few minutes, the sorcerer and you barely speak, as if doing so would make time go slower. His hand seeks for yours, and you entwine your fingers with him, smiling as you notice this is the first time you hold hands.

His thumb caresses your hand, and you let out a sigh. Casting a furtive look at him, you notice his chest heaving fast. Maybe because of nervousness or arousal. A quick look at his crotch is enough for you to get your answer. En's already hard member is pressing against the fabric of his pants, begging for release.

Making a bold move, you bring his hand to your thigh, placing its palm against your naked skin. The sorcerer turns to look at you, and you meet his eyes with a needy look. "En..." No more words are needed to let him know what you want because the same thought had been running through his mind for several minutes now.

The sorcerer takes off his coat, covering both of you with it to hinder the driver from catching a glimpse of what's about to happen. His hand then caresses your inner thigh, and you tremble, biting back a whimper.

"Be quiet," En whispers, looking absentmindedly out of the window as he begins to tease your throbbing nub over the fabric of your soaked panties.

The sudden electric sensation makes you gasp and your hand instantly moves over his. The sorcerer chuckles softly at your reaction, without taking his eyes from the street. You rest your head on his shoulder and close your eyes to concentrate on the sweet sensation between your legs. Hopefully, the driver would think you will just take a nap. En's middle finger presses gently against your clit, tracing small circles over it, and waves of pleasure take over your body.

Moving your panties to the side, En teases your entrance, taking time to soak his fingers with your juices before sliding one inside. You breathe sharply to avoid moaning out loud and grab his arm to keep you grounded. Your leg moves over his, giving him more room to play. The sorcerer adds a second finger not long after, and you let out a long and deep sigh.

"Almost there?" En asks a few moments later. The true intention in his tone gets lost when the words reach the driver's ears.

"Yes, sir," The man answers instantly, but you know the question wasn't for him.

"Yes..." Your voice is low enough to reach only En's ears. His fingers rub mercilessly against your g-spot, and the pressure in your lower belly continues to rise.

A sudden bump on the road pushes En's fingers deeper inside you, throwing you over the edge. Your toes curl and you let out a muffled moan disguised as a surprised expression while you surrender to an explosive climax.

En's fingers keep moving, slow and gentle, as your walls clench around them. And you hold to him for dare life while you come down from your high.

Wow. You think to yourself, still having a hard time believing what just happened. The man is full of pleasant surprises, and you're eager to know what else he's got in store for you. His fingers slide out of you, and you cannot help but roll your hips forward, craving more. En chuckles softly, turning to look you in the eye as he discreetly licks his fingers clean. The sight alone makes you dizzy with arousal.

The car pulls up in front of En's imposing house and the sorcerer gets out to hold the door open for you. You had heard that En's mansion was gigantic, but after a look around, you realize that any description falls short of reality. The place is the size of a small city.

"Come with me, Y/N," En says, placing a hand on the small of your back, making shudder. "There's a bottle of wine waiting for us," He whispers close to your ear, and your mind goes blank.

"Sure," you reply, letting him lead the way.

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#en dorohedoro #en x reader #en dorohedoro x reader #dorohedoro x reader #dorohedoro #drhdr #dorohedoro fanfiction #dorohedoro en #no beta read

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siren-serenity · 2 months

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from the depths of the coral sea

characters: jade leech, irene lovejoy warnings: fluff, romance a/n: - HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRENE (and to your OC!!) !! enjoy this (hopefully) swoon worthy letter from your merman prince <;3 @officialdaydreamer00 - okay so i searched it up and i hope that the nickname 'Chanterelle' suits irene (ur twst oc)! its basically a type of mushroom thats 'notoriously difficult to cultivate' and 'nonedible lookalike'. I wanted a nickname that would summarize irene's mysterious demeanor and uniqueness (plus, you have so many ocs with so many characteristics so i wanted a mushroom with diff kinds of appearance to represent that hehe) hope you enjoy!!! - feedback is appreciated!

Dearest, how do you fare this fine evening? The Coral Sea is colder than ever this Valentine and without you cuddling me to death? (Don't lie to yourself, dear Irene, you know as well as I do that you're such a cuddle monster. I love it. It's cute sweet.) Without you, I feel so cold, so indulge in me slightly more when we return, please?

Look at me. Floyd's reading this letter (He says 'Hi!') and calls me a simp. I don't quite understand but Azul explained that it's meant for people who are 'head-over-heels' for their partner...and they're right.

Cheesy as it sounds but...honestly speaking, I've never felt this way with anyone else before. With you, I feel a spring in my step, a flutter in my stomach, a heat rise to my cheeks, a rose-tint layer over my eyes; It's all so strange to me at first but now? I embrace it wholeheartedly.

My Chanterelle, from the depths of the deep blue sea to the soaring sapphire skies above, I love you. You may call me a liar since I can't fly but the soaring sensation in my stomach paired with the rollercoasters of happiness I feel around you are enough to mimic Coach Vargas's flying style. I love you, Irene, and I thank the Great Sevens that you gave this old eel a chance to love you with every inch of his heart and more. I thank the Great Sevens every day that you even looked at me because, with everything that I've done, I didn't think I deserved love. So, Irene, my love, my dearest, my Chanterelle, I love you.

Happy birthday to you, my everything. Although I can't be with you physically, I hope you can imagine my sweet kisses and caring embrace. I love you, and it pains me to be separated from you for even a week. I miss you dearly.

When we return, I'll eagerly await next to your mirror in the Mirror Chamber. I want myself to be the first student, the first eyes that meet yours on that fateful day. Until then, I shall send my love and kisses through this letter (but nothing compares to you physically being with me).

Once again, I wish you a happy birthday, my Chanterelle.

Not even the Coral Sea is as bountiful as my love for you, Jade Leech

#twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #jade leech #jade leech x oc #octavinelle

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i-guess-im-into-this-now · 3 days

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The Apothecary Diaries

S1E5 First Watch

Here's where I watch The Apothecary Diaries for the first time and give my thoughts, analysis, predictions, and occasionally I stumble into a joke.

If you want to start at the beginning:

Episode 1

My character cheat sheet

Basen - shirtless eunuch

Yinghua - pink flowers LIW

Okay we open with a dude panicking while looking at his diseased cursed hands. He isn't familiar to me but he is dressed a lot like Gaoshun, so he's probably a fellow eunuch in the rear palace. The office he is sitting in looks a lot like Jinshi's but maybe that's coincidental.

Oh yeah, the "eunuchs" are practicing sparring - shirtless! (What are the chances this ever gets a live action adaptation AND this scene doesn't get censored?)

The eunuch, Basen, is clearly not a match for Jinshi. Both are sweating but Basen is out of breath and using everything he has in this match. Jinshi on the other hand deftly avoids attacks, easily maneuvers around the yard, restrains himself to smaller more efficient motions, and doesn't bother with an attack until he can land a decisive blow. Jinshi is the superior swordsman and honestly I'd be disappointed if he weren't.

Jinshi easily beats this guy and they both know it, but Jinshi compliments him on his strengths and encourages Basen. We're seeing another side of Jinshi here. One where he is a capable, wise, and motivating leader. He's also earnest, not teasing or manipulative as we have seen him with Maomao.

As Jinshi has a servant lady wash his back, his first questions to Gaoshun are all about Maomao. How is she? How is her health? Do you think she misses me? Okay, maybe he kept that last one in his head. He's still captivated over seeing Maomao's righteous fury last episode and Gaoshun is not sure he likes it. The lady cleaning his back loves it. Everyone in the room knows Jinshi is simping for the apothecary, even if Jinshi thinks he's hiding it well.

Maomao's delighted to find some mushrooms but doesn't want to reveal her secret mushroom hunting location so she decides to meet up with her servant friend Xiaolan instead of going to the kitchen to prepare them. The time at Crystal Pavilion was really stressful on Maomao and she's lost weight. Everyone has noticed from Jinshi to the ladies of the Jade Pavilion. The latter of whom continuously ply her with delicious food. She's come a long way to developing relationships with the people around her. They notice details about her health, they care, and offer her support.

Palace gossip! A servant girl seduced a military officer who infamously hates women. In typical Maomao fashion, she doesn't care. But I do! Is Maomao the servant girl?! Is the rumor about her? Is Jinshi the woman-hating military officer? Military experience would explain his sword skills. Did the back washing lady spread the gossip? Probably not! But here's hoping! Oh, the servant girl in the gossip used an aphrodisiac to do it! Maybe it really is about Maomao!

How cute that Maomao has become such close friends with the doctor. And both of them are positively salivating over the mushrooms Maomao found. Another link in her support network.

The cursed hands mystery is solved as soon as the story is out of the man's mouth. Maomao truly is superior. The palace doctor boasts about her just as Jinshi walks in with an additional compliment. Jinshi has the doctor well trained to disappear so he can talk to Maomao.

Their interaction is a little different today. A little, I don't quite know, inauthentic maybe? Careful? Calculated? I blame Jinshi, he's almost certainly up to something. Maomao greets him politely, with only the barest hint of sarcasm, but she really can't maintain that level of civility with Jinshi because Jinshi is all ✨sparkles✨ today which means he wants something.

Jinshi: Isn't it all right if I just want to stop by and not talk business?

Maomao: Honestly? Absolutely not.

A hilarious riposte, but also very, very true! He's the palace master and it's not okay for him to simply drop in on a lower ranked servant for anything personal. It could easily land Maomao in trouble if anyone thought there were something going on between the two of them. And people do think that! With the rumor that is going around it is even more important that these two aren't found meeting up in any way that isn't absolutely proper.

Jinshi is momentarily disappointed but not deterred. He makes Maomao take a walk with him. Ultimately, she doesn't have a choice but to obey the palace master.

The guy with the burnt hands must have gone to Jinshi before visiting the doctor, because this is why Jinshi sought out Maomao. He asks for her insights on caustic chemicals. Maomao explains to Jinshi how they work then asks if he needs anything else. To which Jinshi asks her to teapot steam his? I don't know what this means. Is he asking her to make him one of the caustic chemical sticks? That doesn't seem right. Maybe something was lost in translation? Or maybe just lost on me. He also says, in a singsong voice:

I'm counting on you Apothecary

And she says:

He knew the whole time?!

And... it is now occurring to my slow processing mind that they are talking about those mushrooms.

I imagine that these wooden sticks are a secret way of sending messages in the palace. You get a stick that is seemingly nothing important, then in secret you burn it to see what color it is. It would explain why there was a set of ladies robes with burnt sleeves in the trash. She probably caught her sleeve on fire while trying to reveal her secret message.

Whatever it is, Jinshi sends Gaoshun to find everyone who has a recent arm burn.

And Maomao is on the edge of something dangerous now. If it becomes known that she exposed the methods of an illegal group, she could end up as a target. Jinshi didn't tell her what is going on, but he knows she is smart enough to figure it out, and he must trust her to handle the information confidentially. She knows this business is nothing good and wants to stay out of it. She really does try.

And I'm realizing why their conversation earlier was weird. Jinshi wanted to give the impression to any listening ears that he wanted to talk to Maomao privately about something personal rather than business related because he doesn't want it known that she is involved in this case. Which means it probably is something dangerous. And also that he cares if something happens to Maomao. Whether that is because she is a useful detective/doctor for him or if he has more personal feelings for her, who can say. Actually, we can. We've been watching this show and it's increasingly obvious that he totally cares about Maomao for all the reasons!

Oh sweet! The emperor is throwing a garden party and Maomao has to go! I am so excited for this, maybe not as excited as Yinghua, but close. We get the run down from Yinghua that the four highest ranking concubines and their retinues will be there. Lady Gyokuyou doesn't have as many ladies as the others so everyone is being called to battle attend including Maomao. And since there is food being served, especially Maomao.

Maomao worries that she'll run into Jinshi at the party to which I say - I frickin hope so! These girls are going to give Maomao a glam up and seeing how Jinshi responds to that is now my greatest desire from this show.

Maomao is nervous but goes through a list of the most likely things to irritate her at the party then makes a plan to mitigate what annoyances she can. Cooking up a medicinal remedy is a no-brainer, but she also sews warming pockets into her undergarments proving that her versatility in solving problems extends outside of medicine. The other ladies beg for her to help them too. This group is a team. They support and care for Maomao and she returns favors in a variety of ways.

But oh shit, how exactly did Jinshi find out about her sewing project? Now she's sewing for him? And... everyone wants them, including the emperor's seamstress and head chef?! That's the cost of being an innovator I suppose.

Okay, so what is the deal with Maomao's arm? Why is this the thing she can't heal? I feel like there is a whole lot more going on with this bandaged arm than simple experiments she tested in it. And oh... it occurs to me that maybe she hasn't been experimenting on her arm to injure herself and test poisons, but maybe she has been experimenting on her arm to try and heal it. Hmmm. Something to consider.

But speaking of harming oneself, Maomao has been working herself to exhaustion, and she's not quitting. *Sigh* Sleep is also an important preparation for the party.

The ladies of the Jade Pavilion are preparing on the day of the party. Lady Gyokuyou gifts jewelry to each of them and the ladies conspire to put make-up on Maomao. They wash her face and discover... she's been altering her appearance to appear less appealing? Uh-oh. That's probably not a sign of anything good. I wondered a few episodes back if Maomao had been sexually assaulted or something similar in the past, and this behavior would align with that. I do hope there is another explanation that I'm not thinking of.

Okay, Jinshi's looking pretty good in his party finery. He's also so excited to see Maomao. Gaoshun refers to Maomao as Jinshi's favorite toy. Not a flattering description. He then complains about how troublesome Jinshi is. So, I guess Gaoshun isn't going to help build this ship then. Unfortunately for Gaoshun, Jinshi doesn't need any help building his own ship.

And thank you Jinshi for giving me everything I wanted from this scene. He hops over to Maomao like a damn fool pretending that he going to look at the baby.

Now, to check in on the princess!

But he's staring at Maomao and trying to get her attention instead of actually going to the baby. He's trying to tease her I think.

And yes, stupefied is a new look on Jinshi. A very good one! It takes him a good long time to come to his senses after seeing Maomao in all her glory. He then asks a very inappropriate question:

Are you wearing makeup?

They then have a confusing conversation where Maomao wishes she would have simply lied to him instead of telling the truth while trying to withhold the truth about her freckles. She finally comes out with it, and unfortunately it's pretty close to what I feared. She managed to escape but men had tried to assault her before. The kidnappers that took her did so illegally and now Jinshi knows that (My thoughts and prayers to their families).

Actually Jinshi does pretty good in his reaction to this news. Taking it seriously, offering his sympathy. He regrets what happened:

If only we could have policed them better.

We? Is this issue something a rear palace manager has any jurisdiction in? Or are you talking on behalf of the empire? Where do you get the authority to criticize or offer apologies on behalf of the empire?

He does seem genuinely sorry that Maomao ended up sold to the rear palace. And Maomao... gives him an out?

I don't particularly mind now. A buyer can't tell if you were kidnapped or just sold off legally. They can't tell, and they really don't care.

And now we see something very genuine from Jinshi. He's a buyer, or he's at least in charge of the people who do the buying. He is culpable in what happened to Maomao and others like her, even if her couldn't tell she was kidnapped when she was bought. And he's especially culpable because he didn't care about the evils of human trafficking until this very moment.

He can't even meet her eyes in this moment. The guilt is so great. He asks:

Doesn't that make you angry?

Maomao, misreading Jinshi's emotional crisis, deals a critical blow:

Of course it makes me angry. But it's not your fault, and what can I do at this moment?

And Jinshi is overwhelmed. He takes a pained breath and you can hear the emotion he's trying to tamp down. He manages to get out a shaky "I'm sorry." And Maomao hears it as authentic. She's not understanding the full meaning behind Jinshi's reaction, but she knows it's real.

He pulls the hairpin from his own guan and puts it in Maomao's hair! And fuck me, I wish I knew the symbolism of that. I can guess it isn't a casual gesture between colleagues. After pausing the scene on the reactions of the people in the Jade palace, I can tell than not a single person present thinks that was a casual gesture either.

Jinshi blushes then promptly leaves. To cry. Or maybe order the execution of some slave traders. Maomao thinks it's odd to have received a man's hairpin, but the other ladies take it as a kind of declaration. Which, yeah. Even Lady Gyokuyou says:

It would appear that you are no longer mine alone.

Implying that Jinshi now has some kind of claim on Maomao. This is going to be troublesome for Maomao. And delicious to watch.

Maomao, flabbergasted, asks what it means. Immediately after which a drum is heard and Lady Gyokuyou says:

So it begins!

And boy, if I ain't ready! Ready for this party, but also ready for Maomao and Jinshi to take the next step.

This is absolutely delightful.

Want to start at the beginning?

Episode 1

Next episode

Episode 6

#the apothecary diaries #apothecary diaries #maomao #jinshi #jinmao

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birb-boyo · 4 months

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I can’t make everyone stories so you can all have this instead for a late Christmas thingy

@trippygalaxy TRIPPY🥰 not gonna lie…I forgot how we met. I think it was over some Time simp content, but I don’t remember. But knowing you has been awesome. You always make me smile or laugh and just genuinely happy. I also have no idea why you, an amazing and known artist and writer married, even if it is platonic, me, some random mediocre writer🤷‍♂️ my mom would disown me if I was you and we were married irl🤷‍♂️

@vio-starzz I don’t know if you’d rather Moss or Z or Buzzy but, ’m gonna be honest with you, I used to be scared of you. Your art and writing has always been amazing and then you were mutuals with other cool/scary people so then I thought you were also scary. And then I was dragged into the pall weople and really met you and found out that you were far more cooler than scary. Like with Trippy, why the hell did you marry me? Even if it is platonic, I’m a sopping wet mess of a person and blog so like…why? It confuses me that someone like you, a artist who’s art is damn near if not mesmerizing and a writer who’s writing can make people laugh or sob, is married to a sopping wet dog🤷‍♂️

@mushr0oms-and-m0ss MUSHROOM we’ve been beasties since January💀💀💀 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?? ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR ALL BECAUSE OF A MAN ABOUT TO BITE THE DUST but seriously, you are literally the best sibling and you’re so cool and nice to talk to and your art be very yummy and I’m sorry if this sounds weird but I have trouble pitting my emotions into words😅

@cal-the-duende CAL you have no idea how amazing you are and how helpful too! It’s why I talk to you when I’m overwhelmed with my emotions. You make me feel very wanted here and thank you for talking to me, the weird socially awkward dumbass

@baileyboo2016 BAILEY I’m guessing we’re siblings or something? Me don’t know, but either way, you’re really a light out there! I mean, when I see you on the discord or in general, you’re making me laugh or just happy! With either your zing-a-dings or your random Lanayru pictures or just you screaming RULIE, it always makes me at least smile

@nancyheart11 NAN, I genuinely have no idea why you still talk to me💀💀 you are SO cool and VERY patient. I feel like I have to emphasize that patient part because you deal with everyone in the palls while being a functional adult. But anyway, I hope to write like you one day, maybe then people will actually like my writing💀 your writing is just-😌 and you are older sister material and I’ve adopted you as my older sibling btw😌

@fingerfuck-the-function KATNIP you are also my older sibling by a looooong shot…minus the flirting…but anyway, you are an amazing listener and you understand too and I really appreciate that and it makes me happy when people understand how I feel because I usually don’t understand- you make me very happy and I love talking to you, flirting and genuine talking alike

#MUTUAL APPRECIATION POST #GET LOVED YOU IDIOTS/lh

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