the reality of being a girl is that there's always a camera on you, a metaphorical camera, and there's always blemishes, there's always a hair out of place. that is being a girl

Andrew Garfield when he reads a script for a religious role or biopic:

Now, I’m here thinking things about Andrew and Miles in the same movie...

[art by @beelzeebub ]

Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to...

The reason Goncharov (1973) is such a hit is because it allows Tumblr to unironically participate in its national sport:

Lying

Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

goncharov memes for your consideration

anyway i think we all know who the true best character in Goncharov (1973) is

2024 Academy Awards Best Picture Nominees as VHS tapes by @ShawnMansfield

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i see your “goncharov can’t be made into a real movie cause that would ruin it” and raise you; someone does make a real version of goncharov but films 3 or 4 different versions of each scene/plot point, and than mashes them up to create like 30 different versions of the same movie. it’s released in theaters under the guise of being a perfectly normal film, but every person who goes to see it sees a slightly different version, which will just increase the confusion and amount of unconnected lore. is that possible? probably not. but it would be hilarious.