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#MAYA NO
gunnalockuup · 2 years
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“Maya, quit playing with my camera! I use that for work. Don’t think I didn’t notice them doodles you did in my notepad either.” He tries to take the small digital camera away from her. When she asked to hang out while he worked this isn’t what he thought he’d have to be doing!
Snap! That would be a blurry photo of.. nothing.
Snapsnap! Oop, that's Ford's face! He looks kinda annoyed-
Snapsnap! Quick, try to get a selfie in! That's gonna be a cute one.
"Aaaaaaa~!" Maya lets out a giggle as Ford tries to take the camera, causing her to contort as she tries to keep it out of reach, incidentally snapping two more pictures. Jeeze, Maya. You're going to waste all his space!
"You have no evidence!" She exclaims triumphantly, but the truth of the matter is, who else would be doodling Steel Samurai at any given moment, hmm?
"I'll give it back if you buy me a burger!" Maya finally concedes as she attempts to hide the digital camera behind her back.
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mayakern · 4 months
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swimsuits
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seafolks · 8 months
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salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished
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pauladrawsnstuff · 23 days
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April fools
@themornal and @8edhead are the voices
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mikayesha · 2 months
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I like to think i'm funny:,)
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wheatormeat · 19 days
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His silly rabbit
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she-posts-nerdy-stuff · 4 months
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Just opened my fic document and found this
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Thanks, past me. Incredibly helpful.
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sabertoothwalrus · 4 months
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phoenix you gotta law something
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vaor · 8 months
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things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help
invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day
you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)
opening a bank account is easy
there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend
change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging
assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch
and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape
set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods
off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price
coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run
there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help
vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch
breakfast is as important as they say
keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months
don't gamble
piracy is okay
stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay
keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns
also, file your tax returns early
take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane
and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.
you're free and you deserve to be happy.
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fizzily · 4 months
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miis
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soracities · 2 months
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thinking over and over and over of that clip from a maya angelou talk about the importance of knowing one another's history. no matter how brutal no matter how bleak no matter how despairing no matter anything because the only way through it is to go all the way through it. and the only way to build anything with one another is by having gone all the way through it because otherwise there is no connection. whats a connection worth that's built on ignorance? sustained by ignorance? "only equals can make friends" she says. only equals.
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laturi · 5 months
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Some AA drawings I did last month!
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mayakern · 9 months
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had an idea for an arcade carpet aesthetic design.. but with microorganisms
is this too weird?? is this just a thing for me and no one else lol
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penicillinsteve · 3 months
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The Ace Attorney translation is so funny because if it were translated today it would probably just be normal but since it was the 2000s and American brains couldn't comprehend Japan there's randomly an insular village that strictly practices Shinto divination in Southern California
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rinamata05 · 10 months
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Happy Pride
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sfaghetti · 4 months
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