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horatio-fig · 2 months
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Headcanons I have about random Imperials based purely on ✨vibes✨
Thrawn - Puts both hands on the walls at urinals.
Eli - Always has a bruise in the shape of someones handprint on his ass.
Faro - Sniffs babies.
Pryce - Licks the inside of crisp packets.
Kallus - Pees in the sink.
Lyste - Thinks women poop babies out their butts.
Tarkin - Can’t rotate a PDF.
Krennic - Thinks Kit Kats are chocolate bars.
Ronan - Won’t shut up about his favourite podcast. 
Deyja - His Doctor says he can’t have engery drinks anymore. 
Gideon - Has never been to McDonalds and wants everyone to know it.
Yularen - Lactose intolerant (and deeply ashamed of this).
Dobbs - Doesn’t understand punctuation so always uses commas,
Enoch - Don’t bully him, he’ll cum.
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not0a0mundane · 6 months
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what kind of power play was this???
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mayawakening · 2 months
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How I feel each Imperial would react if you interrupted them mid-shower.
Konstantine: *covers chest and crotch* "The AUDACITY!!"
Pryce: *only covers chest* *angry threats of execution* "How DARE you!!!*
Aresko: *Shrieks* *covers whole body with shower curtain*
Lyste: *completely forgets he's naked, salutes* "Where am I needed?"
Grint: *punches you in face*
Yularen: *defeated sigh* *covertly covers crotch* "PLEASE tell me this is an emergency."
Kallus: *Covers crotch, turns bright red* *indignant spluttering* "Do you MIND???"
Thrawn: *covers nothing* *confused thinking face* "Fascinating...."
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Bonus: *Open curtain and find a very soggy Zeb, turned away*
Kallus: *peeks out from around Zeb's shoulder*
Zeb: *laughs*
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leftcolornacho · 1 year
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In one of my posts (which you can find here) I mentioned that I hate Leutienant Lyste on whole another level and somebody (@never-ending-fanfic) asked me directly to make a post about it, so here we go
First of all, to avoid misunderstanding I have to say that I hate all of the Imperials because they're serving a fascist regime, actively participating or even ordering terrorizing civilians all across the galaxy (and that's ofc just a top of an iceberg)
But my feelings towards Lyste are not only that, it's also spite and hatred on almost personal level. What I remembered of him from the episode when he met Princess Leia was my first impression that, not gonna lie, would be hard to change. His superiority complex, how he ordered everyone around and being a Leutienant he acted like he grabbed Emperor's ankle
Later, when Kallus easily manipulated him didn't help with that opinion, even if I felt a little bit of pity for Lyste.
And I am aware that there are plenty of guys like Lyste in imperial army and in every army - Admiral Konstantine, for example, is also one huge piece of an asshole. So why do I hate just Lyste so much? I have no idea but I do, it was kind of accidental
I dislike this man in the same way you can dislike that one schoolmate that you just hate since first day basically without reason but you still trip them up in the corridor and steal their pencils or something. I'm sure if we'd were in high school together we would do shit like this
It's just this level of hatred I feel for this 100% fictional guy - very mundane and petty, maybe even childish
Is it just me or does everyone has that one Imperial that you hate more than others??
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thrawns-backrest · 4 months
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oops my hand slipped
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br3akfestattiffanys · 2 years
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Pink Vivienne Westwood Handbags👛
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kimp05 · 4 months
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love you seven times (2023) : appreciation post | xiang yun / cang hai costumes
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baifengxis · 2 months
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LOVE YOU SEVEN TIMES 七时吉祥 (China, 2023) EPISODE 4 - Dir. Li Nan
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purringysalamiri · 2 months
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Lyste Gifs
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arrothededushka · 1 month
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On another Rebels rewatch and gods alive Through Imperial Eyes is gripping my heart ;-;
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Kallus waking up from an alarm outside. How often do you think that happens? Had the poor man just fallen asleep only to be brutally shaken out of it again?
Also the way he opens his eyes and immediately gets up and checks the situation. Some people are useless in the morning; Alexsandr Kallus is not one of them.
The fact that he’s wearing his full uniform including the gloves (and has his hair perfectly styled) indicates that either he’s so overworked that he just fell asleep like that, or he legit doesn’t own any sleeping clothes and sleeps in uniform so he’s always at the ready in case the Empire needs him. Both options fucking break my heart damn ;-;
His reaction to Ezra calling him “Imperial scum”. The slight flinch. Is he actually hurt by that? Is it because he still views himself as such?
Lyste has been stationed on Lothal for years. Surely he would know what its biggest rebel threats look like? Is the man incompetent or just really bad at recognising faces?
Kallus’s complete astonishment at the idea of Ezra getting captured to warn him, and him not even considering the possibility of Ezra coming to get him out omggg ;-; The Empire clearly doesn’t care about him, so naturally he assumes the Rebellion doesn’t either fuck 😭
Ezra claims not to trust Kallus, but immediately upon being alone together he turns his back on him so Kallus can take off his bindings, before Kallus has shown any intention of doing so. Seems pretty trusting to me ngl
“I’ll be executed for treason!” and Kallus knew that from the moment he first became Fulcrum. He’s been shown to be cool in the face of danger, to be well aware of the risks of what he’s doing and doing it anyway. I think the reason he’s so pissed at Ezra seeking him out isn’t that he fears for his own safety; him keeping his cover is essential for his work as a rebel spy, and he doesn’t want that jeopardised.
“I could say the same to you.” That broke me. Because of his treason, Kallus has no one he can trust. No one. He may have switched sides, but that doesn’t mean the Rebellion trusts him. He’s well and truly alone, and he knows it.
Kanan and Rex being part of the rescue mission as well means that this is a serious operation. They want to extract Kallus, their former nemesis. The moment they realise his life’s in danger they all just jump into action. And fuck you just know Zeb is going insane that he can’t join them. He’s probably the one who talked them into the mission in the first place.
Fuck Kallus is tall 😳
Kallus’s reaction to Yularen 🥹 Little boy just wanting to be acknowledged by what was probably the closest thing he had to a father figure in the Academy, that’s both adorable and sad ;-;
They actually wanna bring Kallus back to Atollon. That shows that, whatever Ezra says, they trust him. You don’t bring a high-ranked enemy officer to the heart of your operations unless you’re convinced he won’t betray you.
“We all make sacrifices.” He says it sarcastically to Ezra complaining about his uniform, but you can hear there’s a deeper level behind it. Kallus is sacrificing everything, his convictions, his position, likely his life, for the Rebellion. And he’s not expecting a thank you, he’s not complaining, so Ezra shouldn’t either.
Kallus reprograms Thrawn’s assassin droids on the fly. That’s fucking impressive damn 👀
Kallus’s conviction when he tells Ezra there’s been a change of plans tells me he never intended to leave with him in the first place. As soon as he’d gotten over the shock over having a rescue mission sent for him, he must have been figuring out this plan to frame Lyste so he could remain undetected, or something close to it.
Ezra is probably just worrying about what the hell he’s gonna tell Zeb when they return without Kallus.
The betrayal in Lyste’s eyes and words as he’s being dragged away and Kallus watching him ;-; Kallus knows he’s likely going to be executed, or at least imprisoned for as long as Thrawn doesn’t know who the real Fulcrum is. Because he knows Thrawn won’t buy it, not for long. You can see it in his eyes when he leaves Thrawn’s office.
Kallus’s reprogramming of Thrawn’s droids is so skilful that Thrawn does not believe it was possible without Ezra's Jedi powers. That’s how good the man is.
Yularen’s disbelief of Kallus’s treason is adorable ;-; He did feel like a bit of a papa to Kallus as well after all 🥺
Also I just wanna point out one parallel: this is the second time Kallus refuses to leave a life-threatening situation to go with the Ghost crew. But this time the rescue party came for him, and this time they show that he’s wanted ;-;
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katartna · 7 months
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Coloring practice with some Reflection TTRPG characters!🔮✨
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not0a0mundane · 6 months
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WHERE IS THE FIC!?!??! WHERE IS THE NAME?!?!
EDIT: It's (Possibly) Brute Force by Mistr3ssquickly!!!!
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storytellergirl · 8 months
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from episode 28 of Love You Seven Times (2023)
[part 1]
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darth-memes · 22 days
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID OYELOWO!!!!
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thrawns-backrest · 7 months
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here, have a Lyste because I rarely post art these days
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