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#Luther was just peak himbo
wyrd-syster · 2 years
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S3 was really…
Luther: the Himbofication
Diego: the DILFification
Allison: the Vilification
Klaus: the Reanimation
Five: the Can-I-Get-A-Vacation?
Ben: the Chadification
Viktor: the Sassification
Lila: the MILFification
….and honestly I live.
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Absolutely obsessed with how quickly Diego just accepted the whole Umbrella/Sparrow dance off hallucination as a real thing. He looked around confused for a minute, questioned Luther once, and then just fucking rolled with it. No wondering how they all knew the same choreography. No asking where the music was coming from. Man was just full on down to dance. Truly peak himbo behavior.
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live-laugh-busball · 2 years
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I’ve seen somethings where people say that each Umbrella season number tells you who the story focuses on but I’ve had a big brain though. Pardon if it’s a repeat.
Each season number indicates who is no longer holding the collective Hargreaves brain cell.
Season one: Luther. Big dummy stuck making bad decisions. You have the rave, locking Victor up, the murder mystery. Definitely did not have the Hargreeves collective brain cell. I feel like a lot of the initial season one Luther hate was based
Season two: Diego. Big himbo energy. JFK? More like jfc mate please stop trying to cut off Oswald’s finger. Olga Foroga is peak doesn’t have a brain cell energy. Luther makes a guess appearance. Diego you don’t have the conch.
Season three: Allison. I actually really enjoyed her arc this season. Don’t get my wrong, I was screaming at her at least once an episode. But I get it since she didn’t have the Hargreeves brain cell. Once she saw that they didn’t get raises by Reginald this season, she should have expected to have her entire life upside down. There was no reason for her to escape to LA which means no Patrick which means no Claire. Also she just made a lot of bad decisions. Bad decisions made from a person who lost the Hargreaves brain cell.
I seriously look forward to see how Klaus loses his daily allowance of the Hargreeves brain cell.
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savagebrellyben · 1 year
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Songs that make me think of my siblings Part 1:
Luther
Why, you ask?
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Like do you see the dumb shit he does sometimes?
Also, him getting married to a girl he just met was peak himbo behavior.
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robinruns · 2 years
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The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Episode 2
Mr Pennycrumb better come back or I'll riot
The music is always so good in this show.
Luther ffs are you this dense to not notice the crows? Ok finally jesus lol
lmao Christopher too
Alison omg are you sure you should be there?
Exactly as I thought. Come on Alison!
$3000 for Klaus? That's about $7000 today. Worth more than that I think!
Lmao is that Five's fashion sense when not in uniform? I suppose he is like 50 years old
Oooh Diego got an era appropriate haircut 🥵
Viktor!!! Yay!!!!
Klaus' utter disdain for Lila is hilarious to me. I mean Klaus in general is hilarious.
A Klaus and Five spinoff please
lol ok maybe Stan is his kid
Still fucks me up that Hargreeves was like "well I fucked up with this bunch, let's try again" and then got it right (for the most part... as it seems on paper so far)
Now I'm hungry
Ben, why are you so aggressive (why is it so hot)
Luther is peak himbo
Alison and Viktor moments are the best
Lila again is amazing lmao
"Emotional support? Like a schnauzer?" The writing on this show omg
The scene with Viktor and Alison talking as they walk down the street is so good. God this show deserves an award for writing this year
The ball of twine metaphor is good, it's often how I feel
Wouldn't Stan have powers? If his mom and dad are Lila and Diego?
How does someone beat Alphonso? Or is it just when his face gets hit?
Nope lol
Oh! He's got asthma lol
Stan is great
KLAUS IS AMISH?!?!?! I was NOT expecting that lmao well he did start a cult...
Poor Luther, poor Sloane. I actually believe her
Why is that wave thing only wiping out animals and not people, but it took Marcus?
Poor Five can only get half an hour off lol
Poor Alison, she's been through way too much
Have I mentioned I love the aesthetic of this show. Old but modern, sorta.
Lila you crafty bitch 😄
Who is the dude with the pipe in the lobby?
Is it a time paradox or did Hargreeves just kill those women off?
What kinds of gifts comes in a Sparrow Academy tote bag? Water bottle? Pen?
Higher Love?! God this show lmao
"Even about the moon?" "Especially the moon" omg am I shipping this?
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mementomorimissy · 2 years
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Luther is still the worst. Sure, there are some sweet moments (like his bit with Viktor), but he seems to go between 'himbo' and 'absolute idiot'. He is so selfish and a lot of it stems from the writing of Sloane.
He meets a girl a falls for her? Cute. Pretty much her entire family is murdered in the span of days? Oh, there's a moment in the beginning, but we don't see him really helping her deal with the loss.
Then there's the wedding. This is her universe. This Reginald barely knows the Umbrella Academy but has been a part of Sloane's life since she was born. She would have her own conflicting feelings about her father and having him at the wedding. Luther didn't care. It was his wedding and he wanted it his way. He couldn't even let her enjoy her damn meal.
His death was sad. I get that. However, then he sees Klaus. Klaus was the one who had been bonding with Reginald and thought this 'dad' was different. He really trusted the man who turned out to murder his son. Luther didn't know what Reggie did to Klaus. I'll give him that. However, Klaus is going through something and Luther is just angry that Klaus doesn't automatically jump at the chance to go back and save his wife (and also the other siblings). He could have just spent a minute talking to Klaus instead of fighting and maybe the kind words would have been genuine.
The bit with the rebooted universe was just peak lack of consideration of anyone but himself. Five literally has no idea what is going on, yet he is the one blamed. Luther goes on about his wife (who he has known for four days) and it's just.... Geez. Having someone you love suddenly not exist anymore? That must be so hard for you. Nothing as terrible as that has happened to anyone else.
I just can't with that man.
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tua-hottakes · 3 years
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the only ranking-the-siblings post
1. Diego - to quote Helena Paparizou, "you are the one, you're my number 1" (the whole song is just my love letter to him tbh) this is rigged hes just the hottest and that gives him the most points. Irrefutably bisexual, the s1->s2 transformation from baby boi to daddy is honestly all the character development a show needs. Be honest is there ever a scene with him thats not the best scene youve ever seen? Ofc not, he's a gift wrapped in leather straps and knives
2. Vanya - god tier character, too sexy, certified bad bitch. You can fit so many issues in this lil bean (and so much dicourse too: is she evil? is she a lesbian? is she trans? probably not, but lets argue about it!!!) Bro she was ready to throw hands with Five and wouldve whooped his ass too, if she hadnt remembered hes like 12. She saw reginald and within 10 minutes of knowing him decided to throw smashed fruit at his face! "Oops" - A LEGEND. Also I stole her syle
3. Klaus - if you look up "gay af" you will probably see a picture of him. Everything he does is iconic and the peak of fashion and thats that. They nerfed him because otherwise there'd be no point in having any of the others around tbh, hed stop the apocalypse with the power of the rainbow, friendship, and being an actual decent human being.
4. Five - can't believe hes so far down, let's be honest, we're all obsessed with him, for one reason or another, the morality of which is questionable, but not as questionable as Five's own morality, holy shit this dude is sad, bad, and definitely mad. Both in the cute pathetic way that makes you wanna cuddle lonley fictional men to death and in the "is the protagonist of this show the real villian?" way. Love to see it and dive into the psychology of the bastard man. To Five, the joker is just a clown.
5. Luther - Everyone loves to hate him, but i hate that i love him. Easily the funniest character on the show. Doesn't matter if you like or dislike him, the funniest bits of s1 were all thanks to his this ridiculous himbo. Winner of the pathetic fictional man award, actually (Five came in 2nd place), but nobody wants to give him cuddles. Its like with those disabled dogs posts that people use for sympathy points, they take care of any ol broken animal, unless its too broken and not cute enough. Luther is the dog that wasnt cute enough for a heartwarming facebook post ;-;
6. Allison - Manipulative, patronising, and known to completely disregard people's free will, using her powers to get whatever she wants. Which I LOVE and would classify as baddest bitch behaviour, moving her to 2nd place here, had we actually seen her do any of it. Instead we are just told what went down and she spends two seasons being really sowwy and whiny about it. Not very girlboss of her at all.
7. Ben - Literally dead to me. So much to say, so much to do, well ya had your chance, pal. Next time try not getting killed, how bout that, maybe id care more. Im the one who only observes and makes snarky comments, being unable to do shit about fuck, and this town aint big enough for the two of us.
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ofmythsandmadness · 3 years
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scribbles in progress.
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Here, you can keep up with all the writs I haven’t yet published or completed (or started, in some unfortunate cases). These are all either long or multi-chapter wips; I won’t post short requests or drabbles here.
If you want to read some of my completed work, check out my masterlist! If you want to request something to be written, check out my prompts list. And, if you like my writing and feel generous, feel free to buy me a kofi (its elleslilcorner)! All will be linked in my bio (because tumblr is finicky and gets mad when I post any links, I won’t post any here until the posts made the rounds).
This is not in order of what comes first; it’s literally just in order of the google docs I’m looking at right now lmao.
Also .2 -- these are not all the fics I have in motion; it’s just the ones I’m really concrete on writing at the moment. I have a bunch of ideas scribbled out or written on my notes app but I’m not posting them here, because I don’t know if I’m going to write them or not. And because this is now a mostly tua blog, I’m always hesitant with posting marvel stuff or any other fandom, which is why again this is only the tua fics here. :)
UNTITLED | D.H | the eight times diego hargreeves realises he’s touch-starved - and the one time he does something about it.             — STATUS: 20% (1.2k/est.6k)             — NOTES: this is just me indulging in more diego pov, aka peak simp    himbo hours. also me being lonely as hell. but it’s sweet and another attempt at me writing long flowery romance bullshit.
WOEBEGONE HEART | B.H | a modern/university au and a take on cyrano. aka, poor ben hargreeves is stuck between the friend he’s hopelessly in love with, but has no clue how to tell them, and his brother who’s hopelessly in love with the friend, and has no clue how to tell them in an...eloquent fashion.            — STATUS: 30% written (2.7k/?)            — NOTES: this fic makes me so mad because I have been working on it for so long and yet!! i have not finished it. I’ve scrapped two versions of it and restarted because I despised the characterization I gave Ben, but now I’m scrambling trying to remember how to write and -- hnnngggghhh. but this one I think’ll be out soon! it’s funky and angsty.
FLIRTATIONSHIP | L.H | luther hargreeves has no idea how to find a partner. he can’t even look someone’s way without feeling immediate embarrassment trickle down his spine. but he wants to.            — STATUS: 25% written (1.9k/?)            — NOTES: this was a request I got about a week ago I’m turning into a full shot because I actually really like the concept! it’s taking a while because I’m new with writing Luther, but I like it still. 
SOLIS OCCASUM | H!ROYALTY AU | it’s no secret that king reginald’s illustrious lands make up the strongest kingdom in the nation. and it’s no secret that creating any alliance at all with said king would be a huge accomplishment for any around. and for those greedy for power, doing anything to achieve this was an easy price to pay -- even when it meant marrying off their unwilling daughter to his oldest son to get it.            — STATUS: 3% written (3.5k/??)            — NOTES: I came up with this at like 3am when I couldn’t sleep and -- I love it so much. It’s an old-timey based royal au and it’s going to be about nine chapters of steamy glory (steamy?? is that the right word?? am i just alluding to badly written sexual tension?? yeah). finally bringing a dabble enemies to lovers to here too :’)) i’m most excited about this. will i ever post it?? who the hell knows. but,,,i want to.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREEN | D.H | the man who could never ever possibly get sick, gets sick. and you’re roped into taking care of him (because who else would??) modern/university au.            — STATUS: 20% written. (1.3k/?)            — NOTES: I actually started this in April, but it was just around the time of the pandemic starting to get bad and I didn’t want to be insensitive. I left it to sit in my drafts for a while and...honestly I’m still hesitant to write it even if it’s not at all connected but I’m revisiting it soon. 
CRACKED REFLECTIONS | TUA AU | the hargreeves just to the future battered and bruised (emotionally and physically) only to find they have changed their own lives entirely. somehow their father knew not to adopt them, took in seven entirely new super-powered lunatics and labelled them the sparrow academy. but the worst of that was...somehow, their unadopted selves survived and went on to live six very different lives, alone.             — STATUS: 1% written (planned, not written)            — NOTES: I came up with this literally last night when discussing season  three with my sister. i know that there probably isn’t six new versions of the siblings out there but this fic is pretending otherwise. idgaf about time travel rules with this one. the siblings basically seek out who they could have been and who they are in this alternate world. and it’s not x anyone; just a self-indulging sad idea.
 — feel free to let me know what you like or don’t want to read (?) from this list. i’ll prolly focus my energy wherever someone wants to see this go. but we’ll see?? i’m not sure if i know how to string words together anymore. or what i’m doing. i’m tired.
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t4tozier · 4 years
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finished the umbrella academy s2 and here are my thoughts before i look at anything else and get my opinion tainted:
obviously big spoiler alert ahead
i think it was a cool ending and sets up things nicely for s3
i wasnt that sad about ben’s second death considering he’d been dead and we never really got to see him as a character apart from klaus
obviously this new ben won’t be the same ben that we’ve gotten to know but i’m glad that justin will be getting more screen time (assuming there’s a s3) bc i did like what we got to see of him
i wish there had been more with dave although obviously there wasn’t much more to be done since he had already enlisted and as sad as it made me i appreciated seeing his internalized homophobia
i thought klaus was funny as ever but he didn’t get really any character development imo and even though he’s still my favorite i felt like he didn’t have much to do in this season
i liked allison a lot more in this season—i thought she had great character development from s1 to s2, mostly in that she didn’t rumor her way through her life in dallas, but we also saw that she was still very family oriented and would do anything for them
i loved the scene with her klaus and vanya
omg also when they called out the incest thank u
i also liked luther a lot more
he owned up to his mistakes and gave us some peak himbo content
he and diego made an excellent himbo team
i’m also glad they got rid of the jack ruby subplot early on bc i really didn’t want to see him competing for a father figure’s attention yet again
diego has never been my favorite and he’s still not but i did think he had some good moments and i like his long hair
but also they really just said “here we’ll give you telekinesis for one second and that’s it”
idk why i didn’t see the lila being one of the kids subplot coming but i just completely forgot that there were others
wasn’t a huge fan of hers either but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it made for an interesting plot for a bit
but then they threw it away by having her disappear at the end so good job writers
i’m so relieved that they didn’t have harlan talk beyond the few times he said vanya that one time bc i really didn’t want to see a “magic autism cure”
sissy was great and i loved seeing her and vanya’s relationship progress
i understand why she decided to stay but i’m sad for vanya but now that they’ve established her as wlw/lesbian that opens up the doors for another potential love interest in the next season which i’m excited about
also as an it stan was very excited to see alvin marsh but not surprised his character was a dick
wanted to see more of carmichael bc from what i gathered when the trailer came out he was pretty important in the comics and we didn’t get to see any of him really
i liked five a lot less but i think part of that was bc i found out the tea about aidan gallagher
didn’t really care about the swedes or the handler tbh
herb ended up being a boss and i love him for that
i also want to see more of “dark” allison in the next season bc we only got a snippet of it when she went into the diner with ray
but that sit-in scene was very powerful as well as the scene following it
in an earlier ep she said she couldn’t speak for a year but then it showed her arriving in september and telling ray her name in december? so unless they skipped a year and i didn’t notice that annoyed me
i honestly feel like they’ll throw away the harlan/roswell plot in the following season but i hope that they don’t bc it would be cool
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