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(Something I did for fun with the incorrect quotes generator)
Bill: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Gary: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Bill: Death is a social construct.
Bill: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Gary: You mean literally or figuratively?
Bill: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify…
Bill: Accidentally hits Gary in the face
Bill: Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'
Bill: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Gary: What’s wrong with you?!
Bill: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Gary: Twelve, actually.
Bill: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Gary: Yours!
Bill: That's right: no one's.
Bill: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Gary: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.
Bill: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Gary: Really? Name one law
Bill: Don't kill people?
Gary: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
Bill, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Gary: But – that’s just a trash can.
Bill: It sure is!
Bill: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Gary:
Gary: Bill, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn…
Bill: Sips coffee from bowl
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"Perhaps a knife to your back would send more of a message?"
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Not Alastor making sure to first point at Husk with a warning expression before turning back to Charlie for his welcome home. This guy REALLY doesn't want Husk to say shit huh.
And Husk is obviously annoyed as hell (or judgmental? resigned? what is this expression exactly) but he joins the group hug anyway. Never change, Husk.
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yk when you see someone share a finished handmade item that they clearly spent a lot of time and money on and it's just. The absolute tackiest thing you have seen in your life. And then you ask yourself why someone would waste all those resources on such an eyesore.
(no, of course you can't relate to that because you're a much nicer person than me)
In any case.
BEHOLD!
A wool coat!
The top fabric is handwoven and handspun, the whole thing is sewn by hand, too.
Leftovers. Barely anything, all things considered, which is very satisfying.
This thing took me well over 3 years to make, on and off. And now I'm done.
Thank you for your attention.
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I wanted to try something different, with a bit of Art Nouveau vibes✨
(The flowers are white carnations)
Do not use/reupload, thanks
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In which usopp tries to make sanji feels better but ends up just devolving into worse and worse food puns (it works completely)
THANKU @charliethechandelure FOR STIMULATING MY BRAINCELLS T ^ T!!! This is all from their headcanon of usopp leaving notes around the ship for the crew :D I found the thought adorable that usopp might leave a note for sanji to find each morning, and i thought itd be even more adorable if he’d leave more notes if sanji was having a bad day before °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
I also appreciate u @artemis-in-space for sending in ur idea 2 ; w ; I’ll keep it safe n sound in my lil inbox ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
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