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bendydudeinc · 5 months
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UGHHHHHHHH I want Chūyas hands. His pretty hands. I want to watch his eyes grow hooded and dark with lust as he slowly brings his gloved fingers to his lips and bites his glove off one finger at a time because he knows it gets me hot and bothered. I want Chūya to circle his fingers around the outside of my dripping hole as I squirm and cry for him to put them in. I don’t think he’d last long with that after seeing my folds clench around nothing. I want him to relentlessly thrust into me with his fingers to the beat of our favorite songs, smiling smugly to himself like the stupid sexy asshole he is as he keeps scissoring and thrusting against my most sensitive spots to the rhythm, even as my eyes roll back and I babble that it’s too much during a fast pace song, he’ll just curl his fingers harder to shut me up. I want Chūya to talk down to me like the filthy whore I am and humiliate me when I cry out and gush around his fingers for the god knows what time since he put the playlist on shuffle because godammit it’s just so fucking good.
DID I MENTION HED TOTALLY USE HIS GRAVITY TO KEEP GOING LONG AFTER HE GETS TIRED AND HIT EVERY BEAT?? AGHAHHSH
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goalsyoudontake · 3 months
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Of course he wouldn't know where "cheese and chocolate" refers to...
"that doesn't help" lmao
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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What's the plural for Batman, "Batmen" or "Batmans"?
An orphanage
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ccupz · 5 months
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I got tired if fixing dice arm
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dreamycatart · 6 months
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There was an earthquake (4.2 mag) here a couple hours ago; it shook me
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businessmilk · 1 year
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pisstorymuseum · 2 years
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made them all sluts sorry
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callmebabygirll0 · 1 year
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I was a cow in my previous life
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bitter-rabbitholes · 1 month
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Finny's First Days Gardening 💖🌻🧤💞👒🪴
ciel: i dont know... theres something uncanny about the way he does it
sebastian: what do you mean young master? i dont see the problem
finny:
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PSA for parents and reckless egg hunting!!!
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mars-wuz-herez · 1 month
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As a two month anniversary I give you this
(USE HEADPHONES FOR AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE)
(!!Sonic Prime Spoilers Ahead!!)
These clips are from Sonic Prime on Netflix they are not mine
This song is not mine
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little-pup-pip · 4 months
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Hewwo!! Could I request a middle space, gender neutral Kirby board? No paci please.
Your blog is adorable!!
Yes!!
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titan-desuu · 3 months
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Levi: *looks up to the sky*
Levi: why do all these things happen to me?
Isayama: yo Bro I am so sorry but for the plot
Levi: …
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moonlitstay · 6 months
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[10:42 pm] breakup!au
hyunjin's heart feels heavy as he scrolls through old messages between you and him.
your first messages being the awkward kind of getting to know one another questions.
the first time he texted you and called you baby.
goodmorning texts between the both of you.
wishing good days to one another when you knew he was stressed or he knew you were as well.
pictures of your daily lives..
texts expressing how much you both missed one another when you were apart...
he wishes you could go back to that.
when you both loved one another endlessly and unconditionally.
when his heart skipped a beat at every time he got a new text from you.
when he wasn't missing your voice.
when he wasn't missing your hand intertwined with his.
when your absence beside him wasn't deafening.
when his heart didn't feel like it was breaking into a million tiny little pieces.
he almost texts you.
he almost tells you he misses you.
how your absence in his life has suddenly created a void that he didn't know was ever there in the first place.
but he resists.
he needs to let you go.
let you live your life as he learns to live his without you.
there's no way you're feeling the same way about him anyway.
so decides to let you go...
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heraldofcrow · 4 months
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DEEPEST BLOODBORNE LORE
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ghirahimbo · 2 months
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i started replaying totk recently, i say replaying bc i did buy and play it when it was first released but dropped it after a couple days bc i was busy w stuff. and so i'm doing a lot of things now for the first time and obv i can't help comparing it to botw and it's genuinely got me so upset how link has been forgotten by so many people, all the people he helped in botw all the quests he did are just meaningless, all my registered horses were carried over but they couldn't keep the character interactions? all the champions are mentioned once with the exception of mipha there's no memories or divine beasts. the zora who had remembered link for 100 years had forgotten him since botw how is that possible. i had to make an ugly house near tarrey town to hang my weapons bc the hateno house was no longer mine 😭😭😭 somehow it made the game feel lonelier, even though botw was more empty there was much emotion in it.
it's not that i hated totk i liked exploring and finding new outfits, the dragons, rediscovering my favourite places etc but idk i was genuinely tearing up thinking about the champions being forgotten and all of link's previous sacrifices meaning nothing. sorry to send these random messages i don't follow anyone else who still blogs about zelda 😭😭
No, I know exactly what you mean! 😢 Honestly (lol can't remember if I've already said this before or not, so maybe I'm re-ranting here, but) my personal take is that totk shouldn't have been a sequel game, especially because Nintendo doesn't like to concern themselves with the continuity between games that a direct sequel like this just needs. With some tweaking/set up/rewriting, totk could have worked as a stand-alone story, and then they wouldn't have had to take away from what botw achieved in the name of making it more approachable to new players.
And yeah, I didn't hate it either! I liked the gameplay and the weapons system and the feeling of stakes whenever you entered a new town and saw how things had all gone to shit. Loved the wells. I just think it was too eager to pretend botw didn't exist while at the same time leaning on it so heavily that it would fall to pieces if you tried to extract the botw out of it :P
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