Lazlow X NGK999 - Sliders (2023)
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Lo que más me encantó de este GTA: The Definitive Edition es la remasterización del Vice City, creo yo que se ve mucho mejor que San Andreas... y además el soundtrack de los 80's es otro nivel.
Solo imaginen volar un helicoptero o conducir en un deportivo por Vice City con el tema de Brooken Wings, I Ran, Your Love... y otros más. 🎮 📻 🎶 🍕
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To this day, it still boggles me how Lazlow (the character) sounds so young for his age. The guy was born in 1962!! Mf be pushin 60!!
If I didn’t know any better, I’d assume he was in his mid-to-late thirties!
60 is the new 30 in Vinewood, I suppose. At lease he has that going for him as of now. Good for him.
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sneaky kisses with inigo
pairing: inigo x gn!reader
summary: inigo steals a few kisses from you when nobody is looking...
inigo can't keep his hands off you for more than five minutes
it's almost impossible for him to focus on anything other than you
when the two of you are sitting in a war council, he'll always hold your hand underneath the table
and even during training, his manages to make some time to steal a kiss from you
he has mastered the art of distraction, having come up with multiple methods to divert your instructors attention
he's always pulling the "oh, what's over there?" or tossing something noisy aside to have a few seconds where the two of you won't be watched, just to quickly kiss you
he always has the biggest grin on his lips after the kiss and he's so proud of himself for being able to create all those opportunities for the two of you to have a small moment with each other
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LAZLOW - Moogworld (2024/02/29)
valószínűleg üveghangon fogom veretni csak jussak le a kocsiba
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A cabbie driver in the Sprawl, who traded his soul to get an eye from a demon, that would let him track anything and find any place.
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Ryu Number: Phil Collins
Phil Collins is a musician well-known for his work with the band Genesis, which doesn't help me with how I keep confusing him with Peter Gabriel. He definitely has a Ryu Number, but how large it is depends fully on the level of hinkiness you're willing to swallow.
Aight, in order of reverse hinkiness:
In the 2018 video game Spider-Man, a side mission sees Spider-Man catching a casino heist in the prep stages. The apparent ringleader of the heist group (carefully balaclavaed) is named Niko, and makes reference to Roman being the driver—a clear reference to the protagonist of Grand Theft Auto IV and his brother, if nothing else.
Interestingly, the dialogue in Spider-Man identifies Roman as Niko's nephew, not his brother—but Grand Theft Auto IV ends with (among other things) the birth of Roman's son, so if you accept that Roman's kid might also end up being named Roman (Roman's that kind of fella, unless he isn't, in which case the kid might end up called Roman for a different but still cromulent reason), the Spider-Man appearance doesn't necessarily not jibe with Grand Theft Auto canon.
Following this route—hinky though it may be—through Grand Theft Auto character Lazlow Jones' recurring appearance as a radio host gives Phil Collins a Ryu Number of at most 3.
(Oh, right, yeah—Phil Collins is in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. His manager owes money to the mob, and it's the player character's job to make sure Mr. Collins doesn't end up with a bad case of hematic exosomosis. Once you're done with all of that, you can trade in a big wad of dough to watch him perform In the Air Tonight in late-noughties PlayStation glory. He does that thing where he walks all dramatic slowly down the stage till he gets to the drums to drop the beat and everything.)
Now, if you're leery about counting that as Bellic (which, fair), there's an alternate route of the same length, with the caveat that it requires the use of Grand Theft Auto Online, and I have no idea how that works. I've been informed that a content update called "The Contract" allows one to hear the melodious sound of Snoop Dogg playing guest host over the radio, but if you began a new game tomorrow, would you eventually be able to access to Contract-exclusive content? Are all the little fizzbangs and widgets of this level/mission/content/update kept sequestered away from the player unfortunate enough not to play this update when it first came out? Again, my knowledge of Grand Theft Auto Online is minus nil, but if this does work, then Phil Collins' Ryu Number is at most 4 again, except this time more cleanly.
(Yes, Snoop Dogg is in Tekken Tag Tournament 2. He's in the stage that's also called "Snoop Dogg," Snooping upon his Snoopish throne. You don't get to play as him, unfortunately. Try True Crime: Streets of LA. Or Call of Duty: Vanguard.)
Finally, just to cover my bases in case we must, after all, remain Snoopless: It's a longer route, but the cleanest one of the three, facilitated by Grand Theft Auto's tendency to staff its radio stations with real-life musicfolk. In this case, it's Funkmaster Flex to thank, giving Phil Collins a Ryu Number of at most 6.
...Yes, yes, "Frankenstein's Monster." They call him "Frankenstein" in the games. Blame Konami. And, um... *wikis frantically* ...Big Ape Productions.
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