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c10v3r · 2 years
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theyr so goofy love em
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the-acid-pear · 2 years
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T-shirt that says "I <3 CANNIBALISM"
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honeyvoo · 5 months
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please read before you dm/ follow me 𐙚
I'm 20 y.o, 5'3. I l♡ve music, drawing, kpop, fashion, kdramas (i'm so cliche), cats, generally pretty and pink lovely things.♡
— this blog is my diary, I shitpost, random stuff, and post ocassional pics of me.
— I will block you if you have a blank blog or you just make me uncomfy in any way.
— minors DNI
— i only answer dms occasionally to have fun a bit, ( no ) i don't use snap/don't make calls.
— I send pics only if I think you are interesting, don't be annoying with me, it's boring. :b
♡ my list of petnames i looove to be called:
• sweetheart
• angel / princess
• baby / babygirl
• little one
• kitten
While being new into all of this I'm also an anxious softie and clingy so I need someone to give me kisses, hugs and attention.
That's it. lots of love 🌛
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bilbosspoons · 4 months
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nick/troy shitpost part 12. i looove making these
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everybodyshusband · 8 months
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Between your recent work of the ghouls sh-ing and a past post about Dew having disordered eating, you've got me thinking. Because Phantom is so impressionable and wants to do everything with Rain and Dew for better or worse, he develops disordered eating as well bc he's mimicking Dew. But because EDs are notoriously competitive, once he gets too deep into it, he starts using his quintessence on Dew more to get him to eat. I hope this makes sense and you see what I'm seeing.
I'm sorry if this makes you uncomfortable at all so feel free to delete it
OOHHHHHH !!!!! this makes SO much sense, dear anon, and you have no idea how much i am (figuratively) screaming about your ask right now !!! (/pos)
his entire LIFE topside is mimicry. since being summoned, he’s never been taught how to live as his own self so he relies on mimicking others in his pack to develop his personality. it’s kind of just shitty luck that he admires dew and rain’s unhealthy behaviours so much (he’s assimilated aspects of the other ghouls’ personalities, as well as some of dew and rain’s less destructive tendencies. but that’s not suuuper relevant right now, oops).
more under the cut for ghoulish discussions of self harm and eating disorders
i love love looove the idea that he and dew end up getting really competitive with their eating disorders. with their self harm, they’re nothing but supportive and encouraging (and manipulative as fuck, of course, but with sh it’s to a MUCH lesser extent than the eds). speaking of manipulation of course, i’m imagining them passing each other in the hallways and whispering snide, nasty, horrible comments to each other to make the other feel worse. although, part of it’s about encouragement; they’re both saying these things to get the other to become worse because that’s what he wants, but it’s also just plain CRUEL ???
alsooo (this is the last thing, i promise skfjfjkd), because i am forever thinking about these silly little fucked-up (/aff) ghouls and my shitposts about them; your ask puts this post into a WHOLE new light, and, anon ? i LOVE you for that because i am going craaaazy thinking about the possibilities and implications !!!!!
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bylerisrequited · 2 years
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3, 12, 23, 28 !!
3. season 3 rain fight or season 4 rink o mania fight? ooh i think i'd choose rink o mania. the rain fight is iconic asf but the way mike was so obviously suppressing his feelings during rink o mania.. mike missing will to the point where he had to explicitly call out the fact that will never contacted him.. AND 'we're friends. we're friends.' is so gay of mike like wtf? no one said you weren't friends michael........what are you hiding?
12. van scene or bedroom scene? that's like asking me to choose my favorite song... but i'd say van scene. the bedroom scene may be the gayest shit ever to exist but something about the van scene is just So. AUGH. i sob every single time i see mike's shit eating grin after he sees the painting and i sob every time will lies about the painting. mike and will are so in love and they're taking the miscommunication trope a little too seriously. their smiles and heart eyes towards each other are so <33
23. lumax parallels or jancy parallels? oh fuck. i love love love lumax parallels sm but i think jancy parallels make more sense in an endgame byler sense. the car heart to heart st*ncy/jancy parallels alone make me the most delusional byler on the planet. seeing mike and will parallel jancy is so romantic coded of them fr
28. byler shitposts or byler analyses? byler shitposts!! i love reading byler analyses whenever i see one but i looove seeing those shitposts. me being a shitposter myself lol.. i just enjoy seeing the headcanons and paralles you guys come up with bc <33
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boyfriendthemurderer · 3 months
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Intro post 😇😇😇
Hii im zai and this acc is def gnna end up being multifandom for all my faveeee lil things but rn im so super obsessed w creepypastasss (specifically jtk) i feel like im possessed by my middle school self xaxaxa
- im 18 😇
- prns: she/her
- love cats
- not new to tumblr (my old acc got deleted sigh)
- j expect shitposts idk there is no method to my madness
- other fandoms ig im in would b like aot, mlb, deathnote, actually i have no clue i j go w whatever tickles my brain 🔪🔪
- oh and i looove music i mostly make all my art with certain songs in mind i cannot live w/o my whimsical little waves 🎶
Anywayy if u wanna b moots or wtv j interact w this post or any post bc i need friends plz and thx (dms alwayssss open i love to talk)
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Oh to be that lucky bastard Chop Top sings abt in I Wanna...................
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dreamcatcherrs · 3 years
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random technoblade dating hcs
+ reminder! you might not at all have the same interests as the ‘y/n’ in this hc, but this is just based off the type of person I imagine techno would have really good chemistry with. interests, actions, outlook on life etc.
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song recommendation: sparks - coldplay
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he loooves recommending books to you
especially the ones that mean the most to him
like, ones from his childhood that he still reads to this day
you reccommed books to each other literally all the time
and when you read them, you ‘go your separate ways’
like, sitting in your own corner of the couch
note: I also headcannon techno with a small man bun and glasses sitting under a blanket- it’s just too perfect
and when you’re done you cuddle up together
and then talk for hours about every thought you had about the books you read
you two also drink a looot of tea
I’m surprised you don't have to pee every 2 minutes
techno is really really good at feedback
he might've dropped out of college, but he was still an english major
it’s just in his nature to criticise something he’s suggested to you and likes himself
this might come as a little bit of a surprise, but techno loves it when you cook together
I could imagine that he’s the type to say “I’m really not that good at cooking” but then is actually extremely good at it
to him cooking is just a stress reliever - something to get his mind off of things
and then when it’s with you, it’s even better
you could definitely plead him into wearing a “kiss the chef” apron
and even if he groans about hating it, he secretly has a soft spot for how giggly you get when you see him giving in to wearing it
he adores forehead kisses
there’s just something about your forehead that makes him wanna kiss it
even if you're literally doing nothing
zoning out mid-conversation with someone else? forehead kiss
so focused on doing something to a perfect extent? forehead kiss
so tired that you can barely even keep your eyes open, actual drool falling from your mouth? forehead kiss
let’s just say; if he’s not kissing your forehead within 2 hours of being with you, something’s wrong
speaking of kisses; he enjoys them more when they’re not on your lips
it’s an underrated preference of his, but it really shows in the way he shows affection
he’s always kissing your hand, shoulder, cheek, forehead - anywhere where there’s access to your skin tbh
and does it with such tenderness and so much softness
he also tends to slowly caress your arm or leg while cuddling
sometimes without even noticing
he’d be teasing you so often
but the things he teases you about are actually the things he find so special about you and really likes about you
he really likes learning new things from you
and then picking up on some of your habits
it’s just another thing to remind him of how head over heels for you he actually is
when he really needs comfort, holding his hand or engulfing him in your arms is the way to go
doesn't matter it you're silent or not while doing it - it helps him feel so so much better either way
and he does the exact same with you
maybe even brushing his hand though your hair while gently hushing you
and reminds you that you don't have to talk if you don't want to and is just super sweet
he’s a lot better at handling other people’s emotions than he thinks
and gives really good advice afterwards
he really appreciates it when you take care of him
like bringing him food while he’s busy with something else because it’s getting late and you just know he’ll forget
or when you remind him that everything doesn't have to be perfect and done all at once
and when you silently sling a scarf around his neck because it’s, like, one degree colder than yesterday
and he can never forget the countless of times where you give him that smile
the one that makes him forget about all of his problems and only think about you, you, you
the one that reminds him that you love him and are always there for him
you two have started an ongoing thing without even noticing, which is sharing a glass of wine together over a nice homemade dinner on a friday evening, binge-watching movies that you both find nostalgic or memorable in some way and just enjoying each other’s company
and it’s really nice ;(
you force him out of the house when it’s been literal weeks since he’s seen the sun shine
and go for short walks to random places
I feel like he’d really enjoy showing you the places he used to roam
his old college for example
even though he dropped out - he still has a lot of memories from there that he’d love to tell you about
he’s kind of like your local tour guide - though he’s only telling you stories about himself
which just makes it even better
when in crowded places, he always has a protective hand on your back
it’s just a natural reflex at this point
if he knows you’ll be walking alone in the dark, he makes sure you always call him
so you won't be completely “alone”
or he’ll just pick you up himself if you're far away from home
techno spoils you so much, too
and even when you tell him to stop, it’s hard for him to
he just wants to do anything to make you happy
you’d book a cabin once in a while
for just the two of you
for occasions where everything around you can seem a little too loud
and it’s always suuuper cozy
you guys always help each other fall asleep
you basically just talk until you're both too tired to do it anymore
and he’ll always make sure you're snuggled up nicely in his arms before dozing off :)
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nopenname23 · 4 years
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here’s a shitpost of me playing the click and drag game <3
If you wanna play too, here’s the link X.
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KUROO is your Best Friend & BOKUTO is your Sibling
THE KUROO AND BOKUTO FRIENDSHIP ALDKJASDLK. Just living for the imagery of your older brother and your best friend having the BEST broromance?!?
I love it. You’d be the three musketeers
Bokuto is the best big bro and u won’t tell me otherwise
He’d definitely act like 5 years younger than you sometimes, even though he’s a year older
You’d call him nii-chan esp when he’s in emo/baby mode 
You’d pep him up in a second when you say “but nii-chan can do anything!”
[[Akaashi (despite his understanding of Kou and abilities to control his funk) is admittedly quite jealous of the immediacy and certainty of your ways]]
Anyways, yeah yeah, kuroo was your brother’s bffl first
But over time he’s just been really dependable and like the /actual/ older bro of your group
Guh I love this dynamic a lot
ATSUMU is your Rival 
Same year.
Same class.
Every year.
Sometimes you think it’s fate’s cruel joke.
You’ve got a rivalry going with Atsumu that has only been going on since pre K
It started with you two competing to make the biggest and prettiest sandcastle
To this day, no one knows who stomped on whose first, but everyone remembers the tears and the screaming blame game
In the present, he’s your rival in the sense that you try your best to destroy each other’s egos
Relentlessly.
Your interests are vastly different, but your temperaments are quite the match
Aka Atsumu loooves your reactions
And you take his bait Every. Time.
At the end of the day tho, somehow you still got each other's backs
You stick with the same circle of friends 
There's this one time when you gave him the silent treatment for a while and he was very very confused.
He tried to play nice but even then u weren't having it
(Tbh it was like shaking the bottle of a carbonated drink. You felt it, but you seemingly had the patience of a saint)
Atsumu starts to get hurt by this bc even though you never gave each other a break, he's never considered you not a friend
He withdraws and his silence actually shakes the bottle more somehow 
So when he mutters an offhand comment about you always being late under his breath at a group hangout
You burst.
LIKE YOU DON'T MAKE US ALL WAIT WHILE YOU PUT THE GREASE ON YOUR MUSTARD HEAD? 
o.o
He's stunned (along with everyone else) but it only lasts a second bc everything is back to normal and this feels way better than being ignored
Ughhh why don't you just go home it seems like you haven't prepared your public manners yet >:(
"Don't worry, y/n. I'm not going anywhere. :)"
"KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF BUD ISTG—"
"Did you hear that everyone?? We're buds :)"
TENDOU Plays Volleyball with You
When you were younger, you’d accompany Kou and Kuroo to the community volleyball spaces
And when no one Tendou’s age wanted to play with him, there you were
And the cutest friendship blossomed <3
It was fun, he taught you a lot (and while your technique has improved, you don’t love the effort it takes to chase the ball lol)
You mostly just toss back and forth while you gossip
You both are THE BIGGEST shittalkers 
You LIVE to just chat and each other’s antics (you both like to poke fun at others’ egos and laugh about it together later lol. I love a bully duo)
Dw this duo doesn’t make their victims cry or anything
Like max is poking fun at Semi’s casual clothes and saying he looks weird (even though he looks damn fiineee)
SEMI Takes You Out on a Date
speaking of Semi...
SEMISEMISEMI
[[PLEASE TAKE ME OUT MY MUSICALLY GIFTED BB]]
You’ve lowkey crushed on this beauty for a while
But there’s like too many degrees of separation between ya
He goes to tendou’s school, he works at the record store, he’s in a local band
He's so cool and hot and you have no nerve to talk to him
Luckily (or not) tendou somehow makes a date happen
(Tbh I don't think semi knows it's supposed to be a date but it def is for you!!)
You've only waited your whole life for this moment.
You’d go to the movies or something generic (bc you want to plan it out to a tee and make it perfect so u go with cliche bc this is everything you want to tell your grandkids etc)
Yay! Date with semi~
KAI Cockblocks You
(fyi I know next to nothing about Kai, but he gives off v nice guy with a nice smile vibes)
So on your date with Semi, Kai also happens to be working at the movies that day
You’ve been v excited about this date and have maybe overprepared
(as in pretty much scripted the entire thing)
Part of your plan was to see the latest horror film (you think it’ll make you look tough... and you pre-watched it so that you wouldn’t do anything too embarrassing and could come up with quippy lines/reactions)
As you approach the ticket counter, there’s this guy there with a nametag reading Kai
Turns out that horror movie is sold out :/
So Kai suggests a different movie bc it’s playing at the same time
!! 
-This is fineeeee. You’ll make do. Stick to the script.-
Too bad the movie’s a Schindlers List type of show 
:$
Everything goes NOT according to plan from this point on
You act super awkward (aka major performance anxiety)
You say lines that you prepared for the jumpscare scenes at the dramatic ones in this film
It. is. Not. cute.
No recovery available. 
Sorry.
You had plans to eat after but it was a heavy movie and semi thinks it'd be best to part ways here 
O.o 
"oh. ok...bye"
You don't go to the record store anymore. 
Sigh.
So, therefore, Kai inadvertently “ruined all and any semblance of romantic feels that could and would have developed!!”
It’s no fault of his own, but you refuse to forgive him. Ever. 
Poor guy :(
(Later you see him playing at a Nekoma match with Kuroo, ur bffl, and you highkey shoot him glares the whole game lol. Gives him SEVERE shivs)
Again, poor guy. 
KITA was your First Kiss
When you were in middle school Kita was your first kiss after some freak ‘accident’ on suna’s part HAHA
[[or maybe, casual middle school bf bc he was the nicest friend and you walked home together, held hands, and then tried to kiss and were both like lol nah]]
Dw he’s been very chill about the whole thing, apologises and lets you know it doesn’t count and he’s still your pal (sweet bb)
Atsumu looked on with a surprised raised eyebrow open mouthed look like D8<
If anything, Atsumu is the one who doesn't let anyone forget this happened
YAMAGUCHI Has a Crush on You
Yamaguchi (and all other ‘nice boys’) crush on you because you give off sweet and quiet and perfect wife-y material vibes 
Little do they know when you’re with your pals, you’re the rowdiest of the bunch, got the mouth of a sailor, and just the biggest roaster of anyone and everyone
So he has a crush on you for a while 
But he never talks to you and that's cool~
?????? Is Your Boyfriend
Tbh i have no clue who that character is... dkm lol
You probably had a period where you forgot his name too
You call him petnames to get around that
You’re mostly dating bc he confessed to you and he seems like he rly likes you so you thought the attention would be nice :)
Atsumu definitely gives you the HARDEST time when he catches on that you don’t know your bf’s name/anything about him.
It is 100p THE. WORST.
He def baits you when you’re in a large group setting with your bf to embarrass you (ex. “Okay, now y/n is going to order us by our first names/birthdays/day we first met her! >:)”)
Yeah, so this relationship lasts longer than it realistically should (but not really that long, you don’t waste ur best years with him or anything)
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endorstoiii · 3 years
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music tag game + questions + phone photo meme
a month ago the sweetest @somekeepsakes tagged me in this. I'm so sorry I took a month to do it but here I go, thank you!!! <3
rules: we’re snooping in your playlist, put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then choose 10 victims.
1) добрая песня by Ploho 2) Patchouli by Muzz 3) Madness by Muse 4) Weekend Wars by MGMT 5) Disintegration by The Cure 6) Suck It And See by Arctic Monkeys 7) Love Song by Lana Del Rey 8) You Are The Right One by Sports 9) Trauma by Foxygen 10) Take You On A Cruise (Live at Electric Lady) by Interpol
why did you choose your url? it's a song by Tame Impala called Endors Toi which means "you sleep" (I love sleeping and I'm always sleepy). I love the lyrics because it basically says "go to sleep, tomorrow will be a better day" and I do it a lot hah
any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them nope, none! I can barely manage my own blog, I would be worse with a second. also there's nothing I would side-blog about hah
how long have you been on tumblr? I signed in on June 2011 and my blog (and I) changed A LOT since then hah
do you have a queue tag? no... I tried to once but it's too complicated for me, so I just open the app, reblog and leave hah
do you have a queue tag? I guess I just wanted something different to do on the internet. I wouldn't have a proper blog, but I wanted to have a website where I could have all stuff I like and customize it the way I wanted to, without having to be an HTML expert. turned out I discovered a very good place here and stayed, made really good friends and yeah :)
why did you choose your icon/pfp header? I keep changing them, but these current ones are lasting long. I have this dark green fabric pic as icon because I didn't know what to use and I wanted just a color, so I picked a nice green. and for header it's a version of The Great Wave made by a brazilian cartoonist called Mauricio de Sousa - there was an expo about his work and I went there, it was awesome. then I found this version he made and obviously I loved it! so I took this pic and here it is :D
what’s your post with the most notes? pfff I have no idea... I don't post stuff myself, I mostly reblog. however, maaaaybe it's this one?
how many people do you follow? 2073, but I need to check them cause many of the are inactive or just... weird
have you ever made a shitpost? hum... not exactly?? I mean, if my tags or captions on posts are considered, then check the ones I wrote on pictures of Paul Banks HAHAHAHAH
how often do you use tumblr? everyday, I guess. but not insanely as I used to back in 2015/2016 (tbh I miss that time very very much, but also I'm ok with my current situation)
how do you feel about “you need to to reblog this post”? i just scroll down hah
do you like tag games? absolutely!!! I love them <3 any kind of tag games, challenges, whatever, I looove!
which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? nobody I think hah (but I would say you, @somekeepsakes, cause you make posts that interpals share a lot hahahah)
do you have a crush on a mutual? mutual on tumblr? no hah
phone photo meme game: choose one photo from your camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality
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no need to explain lmao
I'll tag only 5: @man-age-ment, @lastflowerss, @fireache, @onlyhavetimeforcoffee and @nn-knws (but only if you want to!)
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lakorns · 3 years
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tag game ✨
tagged by my guardian angel @piningbisexuals, thank yoou :)!
1. why did you choose your url?
just because I wanted to make Thai series/lakorns related sideblog I decided to get this name :) so nothing interesting really 
2. any sideblogs?
this is sideblog ahah, but I have too many sideblogs as well :’D 
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
Since 2012... :’D
4. do you have a queue tag?
nope
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
I started my main acc because my friend kinda did make me do it :’D she was like “tumblr is so nice place come to here” so I was like okay I will. This blog I started because I felt like I don’t want this much Thai content on my main one :) 
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
If you know me you know I looove Toni Rakkaen and he was amazing in Project S: SOS
7. why did you choose your header?
lol I don’t have header :’D
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
i don’t even know :’D
9. how many mututals do you have?
again I don’t even know
10. how many followers do you have?
3K ♥ thank you everyone who follows me 
11. how many people do you follow?
213, but I feel almost all of them are inactive and I should stop following them and start to look new blogs
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
not on this acc I think :’D
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
I don’t even know, it depends on day. I feel like I have tumblr open always when I’m on computer just because I get messages so I can hear them but like I don’t really DO anything here. 
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?
nope
15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts
I don’t care things like that
16. do you like tag games?
yeaah :)!
17. do you like ask games?
yeaah :)!
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
Umm I feel it’s @tantawans
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
nope
20. tags?
everyone who wants to do this :)!
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machineryangel · 3 years
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tagged by @gh0stwife <3
1. Why did you choose your url? // it's a reference to one of my fav period dramas, "far from the madding crowd"
2. Any sideblogs? // @pommegrenate for art refs, useful art tips etc.
3. How long have you been on tumblr? // since 2012 but i kept deleting my blogs and starting new accounts
4. Do you have a queue tag? // yeah, it's #q
5. Why did you start your blog originally? // to reblog art and post my own art
6. Why’d you choose your icon? // i like hearts and heart shaped things <3
7. Why’d you choose your header? // don't have one atm
8. What post of yours has the most notes? // probably a fan art i made
9. How many followers do you have? // not too many but prefer not to say
10. How many people do you follow? // around 140
11. Have you ever made a shitpost? // i mean probably?
12. How often do you use tumblr each day? // way too often it's embarrassing ksldkf i don't have any other social media so i'm pretty much here constantly
13. Have you ever argued with another blog? // once even though i didn't want to 🙄 it says right there in my about page that i don't want to engage in any kind of discourse but grown ass people come here and give aggressive responses to silly posts i make about fictional people... smh get a life
14. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this post”? // i generally rb it if a mutual sends it to me but if it's the usual 'you're a bad person if you don't rb this' kind of guilt-tripping bullshit then i don't
15. Do you like tag games? // yes bec i'm a whore for attention <3 also looove interacting with people esp mutuals
16. Do you like ask games? // yes yes yes
17. Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? // entirely based on. vibes but probably @/wordsforglory @/steviebuck @/morallyambiguous first ones i can think of off the top of my head
18. Do you have a crush on a mutual? // mutuals we are an ever growing cyber polycule u cannot change this i am in love with u all. mwah <<< this is @gh0stwife's answer and i wholeheartedly second that. mwah
tagging @magsno @stupidseapunk @snarky-oasis @onetee @trippy-weasley if you want to!!! <3
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trixcuomo · 4 years
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I’m crashing in so u betta get this party started
((Another campy, Warcraft-infused iteration worthy of the genre...))
Next on Trixany and the Kaja-Cola Flava Girls...
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Trixy's my name, after me Kaja-Cola was never the same! Trixany's my name!
T R I X A N Y !
One sunny afternoon at the Kaja-Cola Dream House, high up in the Stonetalon Mountains...
[Guild] [Meghan]: Mu’usha above! Trixany, what happened to you??
[Guild] [Trixany]: *stumbles in, with baby blue ripped Kaja-Cola costume and white knee-high boots with a broken heel* Arghh.... I had a run-in with Phuur in Dalaran. I tried to handle it once and for all in a civil fashion, and with honor. The way a true warrior would--
[Guild] [Dahlia]: *gravelly Forsaken voice* You mean with D20 rolls? You should have just stabbed her in the shin.
[Guild] [Shuga]: Dahli! Will you cut that out--do you want this girl band guild to get shitposted and banned? Geez, if one more leader of the Frostwolf Clan unfriends me at this point...
[Guild] [Trixany]: ... I rolled a 19. But then that witch Phuur just... stabbed me with her pink crystal dagger, right in the... shin! *groans, collapses on the bright yellow and pink Kaja-Cola Dream House couch*
[Guild] [Dahlia]: See! That’s how you’re supposed to handle things in Dalaran. Steet! Jaina banned people, Madam Goya breaks thumbs... actually, that place can get pretty ghetto come to think of it.
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Caption: Dalaran, where pretty magical fireworks happen and lead singers of girl bands getting stabbed in their shins also happens.
[Guild] [Shuga]: Grrr... Enough is enough. Something has to be done here. I’m a Burning Blade Orc by birth, and I’ll be socially dead if one more Orc shitposts about me on Reddit...
[Guild][Trixany]: Wait, Shug--I thought you said you were Frostwolf Clan by birth?
[Guild][Dhalia]: No, she’s a Mag’har Orc now. Shug kept losing followers.
[Guild][Shuga]: That was the week before last. Anyway, those Ally’s Angels have gone too far. We may be a girl band put together mainly for softdrink promotional purposes and not our actual musical talent, but we’re still Horde! *loud wolfwhistle* Mojo Jojo! Arcana Mama! Start up the Kaja-Car. *glints, sinister Orcish snarl* We’ve got some real hard core PvP on our hands.
[Guild] [Coco]: Meanwhile, the intelligent Goblin goil of the guild is gonna stay clean out of it and call our lawyers in about an hour, in anticipation of a fantastic blow-out that can only result in harmin’ business long-term. But have fun, ladies! *crosses ankles on the sofa next to her dying step sister Trixany. Turns magazine page*
[Guild] [Trixany]: *still groggy, as the pretty Nightborne Arcana tries to revive Trixany with Kaja-Cola brand smelling salts in a bright orange vial* Wait, who’s the DM for this again? And do I need a summon?
[Guild] [Shuga]: NO MORE D20! This is real killing, okay?!
Later, at the Ally’s Angels concert in Cathedral Square, Stormwind...
[Phuur]: Aaah, yes, King Anduin. *curtseys* We have seats vight up vront here for you and your date.
[Anduin]: Thank you very much. But no, this is just Wrathion. He’s here on diplomatic matters, of course.
[Phuur]: I’m sure he is. *she makes scare quotes with her blue claws* “Diplomatic.”
[Anduin]: Honestly, I’ve always loved Gnomeade since I was a kid, and we’re both huge fans of Ally’s Angels. Wrathion’s spoken of nothing else since I punched him right in the face with my excellent right hook that one time.
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Caption: Young Prince Anduin, with a Gnomeade commercial stuck in his head, “I feel like Gnomeade tonight, like Gnomeade tonight!”
[Wrathion]: *sighs, crosses arms in his embroidered jacket* Must we... keep mentioning that, Anduin dear?
[Phuur]: Enjoy ze show, boys. *winks at them both and gently sashays on her Draenei hooves back to the stage set up in front of the Cathedral stairs* Ladies? Is everyzing set to go?
[Gelica]: *The Human priestess looks up as she finishes tuning her golden electric guitar* The Gnomeade Gnomes have handled everything beautifully as usual. They even brushed Roary all over even though she’s not... really that kind of Worgen.
[Phuur]: *winces* Uh-oh. Roary? You okay with zat? I know you prefer to perform in your Human form at a big event like zhis?
[Roary]: *still making a purring noise and wagging her bushy gray tail* Aaall... over. So nice.
[Phuur]: Oh? Oookay, zhen. *she is handed a blue and gold Gnomish microphone as the Gnomeade Gnomes pick up their equipment and smoothly depart. Phuur then takes her spot center-stage. The sapphire blue curtains haven’t raised yet, but all three Alliance performers smile when they hear the Cathedral Square crowd begin to cheer and chant*
Ally! Ally! Ally! Ally!
[Phuur]: Time to finally show zhe vorld of Azeroth we are ze best peformers, and ze greatest softdrink beverage company! *mutters* Take zhat, Trixany!
[Roary]: Wolf-howls, and laughs mischeviously. *the curtains raise, Gelica sends the first golden guitar riff sailing. Phuur and Roary spin side by side, then drop to their knees in a dramatic synchronized dance move. Then, holding onto each other with real emotion, Phuur curls over her microphone and begins to sing in harmony.*
I looove... what I looove, Roary...
And I love, what you love, Phuur...
What do yoooooou love, Gelica?
We all love... we looooove the Alliance...
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Caption: Gnomeade’s premier girl band, Ally’s Angels. Gelica (Human), Phuur (Draenei), Roary (Worgen)
But then, a heavy shadow passes over Cathedral Square and all are compelled to look up, even the highly trained Gnomeade Ally’s Angels performers.
A giant green zeppelin with the bright orange Kaja-Cola logo on the side is sailing dead-aimed at stage.
[Phuur]: *looks up, wide-eyed* They wouldn’t dare... All because I--
[Gelica]: *lowers her guitar, annoyed* Phuur, did you go Eredar on us again? Something clearly provoked this. Roary, did you know about this?
[Roary]: Why, I must say... *then stops looking so concerned* That’s an unusually apt deduction for a Human, Gelica. *eyeroll*
Blood Elf “Fiesta Lime” Trixany is at the helm in her bright blue and green Kaja-captain’s hat, looking very ill and leaning on crutches. The fearsome Orc known as “Shuga Slam” is wearing an Admiral’s hat and red, studded shoulderguards. She’s bracing Trixany up from the other side. Shuga then raises her Goblin megaphone device.
[Shuga][Yells]: Lok’tar! All this pure, white, colorless stone... This place is SO bland, isn’t it, Flava-Girls?
[All Flava-Girls]: Wooooooo! Yeah!
[Jojo]: Light up dat sucka!! For da Horde!
[Shuga][Yells]: Yeeeeaaaah!! I say... LET’S FLAVA-BLAST IT!!! !!! 1!
*BWOOOSH!!! fWOOOOM!*
The gaseous, fiery explosion could be heard from all the way to Booty Bay.
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lemondoddle · 4 years
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L A N E for the letter asks?
aww :D
L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves- listen i hate marcus cutter with with so much of my guts and it makes me very happy to know that he’s rotting in space with a harpoon through his chest, but credit where credit is due, i respect the Fuck out of his ability to catch bullets with his bare hands. its just such a random trait but the plot twist, confusion, and hilarity i felt when he did that were unmatchable. he was just some corporate business bitch but can also just. catch bullets. and i love that mad respect for that
A - Ships that you currently like a lot. Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed-  jonmartin and cecilos are my top two right now. i just....im so happy for supernatural boys and their doting partners and recently i got to ep 100 of night vale and cried like a little baby listening to their speeches. i also looove juno and rita’s friendship, they know each other so well just kind of constantly irritate the other in the most lighthearted way and thats very important to me
N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)- im choosing tma for this one!!
1) i certainly think all of the female characters deserve more content and attention but a lot of people have addressed that so ill be glad to assist in fixing that! 
2) more people to recognize jon being ace. hes. the main character. please be aware of this (this is almost entirely directed at yall on a03 but there have been some posts on here that have used bisexual instead of biromantic, its an easy mistake to make and easy to fix and changing that one word makes all the difference!)
3) idk, honestly maybe just more s1 archives crew shenanigens i cant get enough of it because i miss them so much let them all be silly together blease
E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what? oh absolutely i have. while i do have quite a handful of shitposts that earned a good bit of attention, my personal faves are the tiktok and punch card au posts because they both started out as a passing thought but i went “hang on a second thats fucking hilarious” and couldnt stop thinking about it until i typed it all out and made everyone else think about it too
thanks so much for sending an ask!!
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colation-official · 5 years
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// credits to my friend Kinkay for this cute lil gif,
Welcome to the official page for Colation on Tumblr. I’m happy to see people curious and or interested in my project! It’s been a long work in progress for two years! Researching colors isn’t always easy lol. Designing them has been super fun however! Quick note, that colors such as light blue will not exist in Colation since making every single variant of one color would take... much much longer.. But we have Blue to take care of all the Blues!
Some simple things to start off with what this blog will contain.
Art! Lots and lots of art! Wips, full stuff, old stuff, GROUP/SQUAD EDITS are going to be a big one!! It’s one of my fav things to do when I’m bored. It’ll also contain information on the project or specific characters, crack posts, canons, and more. Shitposting might also occur like those inaccurate quote blogs. This project is my bABY. Okay? I’ve put long effort into it with all my blood sweat and tears. So any sort of design theft would be really disheartening so please don’t do it ^^” . These are my children okay? It’s taken me a long time to want to post these kinds of things in the open about Colation because of my fear of theft. But i would looove love questions!!! Anything about Colation! From relations between characters, personalities, you can tell me headcanons you might randomly think of! Or ideas! If you make art then please share with me! I’m super proud of Colation and any sort of investment from others is like wOAH. So yeah! I hope you like it ^^
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