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lyselkatzfandomluvs · 2 years

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ZànZàn's birthday livestream, KuanKuan called to chat a little.

Unedited, savage translation I did in a frenzy for my online-besties group chat.

KK: what happens to your plants when you leave for filming?

ZZ: you can come and take care of them!

KK: aaaah?!

ZZ: Just kidding! my team will do it, I filmed tutorials and everything

[...]

KK: I've watched some of your (green room class) videos and I think you're rather rather knowledgeable.

ZZ: why *rather*? Cut *rather* out!

KK: I mean you are very caring and good with all that green stuff and very patient..

ZZ: Sure, I wanna see how far you can take this praise (bullshit).

KK: hum. I find your attire very fitting for today's cheerful birthday mood.I join everyone to wish you... wish you... what can I wish you...lemme think...

ZZ: let's wish us, not just me, that we film good stuff *make big money*

KK: wish you a smooth beginning (with the new project). Don't get hurt during filming, be careful with covid sanitary procedures.

ZZ: Hahahaha, that's my Kuan-ge, it's so rare to hear him speak so much at once! Applause for Kuan-ge!

ZZ: why don't you open your camera, what are you doing?

KK: I can't, I just got out of gym.

ZZ: why not? You're a man, right? (Taunting)

(People off camera cheering)

ZZ: not me not me!! That's the public's reaction! Show your abs, it's not like you don't have those!

KK: no no I'm all sweaty and I've been dieting so I don't look very healthy, compared to you I would look even older.

ZZ: they say you don't have to show your face, just your abs

KK: then I can just send a picture

ZZ: no no! Even someone like me without abs could digitally add some to a picture.

My viewers are picky, they think my background is fake, I have to show them by touching my plants. They would say it's fake if you just send a picture.

KK: does celebrating your birthday make you think that you can just say anything?

ZZ: yes!!! I don't know why, I feel very *high*.

KK: who gave you that bravery?

ZZ: Youuu! You gave it to me! How about you sing *Brave* instead?

KK: okay, since it's not often your birthday, just once a year, I just came by to chat.

ZZ: I can celebrate twice, for solar and lunar calendars. That gives you about a month to show your abs.

[...]

KK: no, you're a grown up now, don't do such childish things huh?

ZZ: I AM very childish, that's a fact, but my assistants are all adults and they think it's an ok thing (to ask you to show your abs)

[... more taunting]

KK: okay, you keep chatting with your viewers until giveaway time

ZZ: and you? Do you want something? A plant?

KK: can't can't.. first because you would be grudgingly give it to me a d secondly I won't care for it well enough, it would be mistreatment. That won't do.

ZZ: I'll teach you!

KK: I don't.. I don't like...

ZZ: WHAT? All these plants (babies) and there's not one you like? Don't you have a caring heart? You do like the colour green? Don't you?

KK: I... can't be as knowledgeable and caring as you.

ZZ: okay, I really wanna sing but my team won't allow me.

You can use your charm and teach me to play an instrument and I'll teach you how to care for plants.

KK: the last sentence doesn't rime!

ZZ: I can't sing and now you say I can't even speak correctly?

Listen! They are all bullying me!! (Points off camera) won't you defend me? Won't you defend me?!

KK: perhaps because you are with some friends, I notice that you don't really act like yourself. After you're settled and have a break in filming, let's grab a meal!

ZZ: a big HEART for our Kuan-ge, it's so late and he still goes to the gym and drops by my livestream!

KK: thank you! Good night!

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