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inkary · 2 years
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2/7 can you imagine lizardbois got 7 playable lords while skelleis got only 4
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Wait... Kroq-Gar is gay??? Is this canon?
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neungsonie · 8 months
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This is so painful ugh
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slaanxsh · 1 year
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Even the damn lizards aren't safe
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ryunumber · 2 years
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Kroq-Gar, Total War Warhammer series, originally Warhammer Fantasy
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Kroq-Gar does not have a Ryu Number.
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mothkraft · 1 year
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just realised i could paint my whole seraphon (lizardmen) figures in diego colours man i'm glad i don't know the deepest warhammer lore or else YOU KNOW i'd be figuring out some dinopants warhammer (age of sigmar?) bullshit...i need to check up on elf lore because the seraphon and them are both forces against chaos? uneasy alliance you say??? hmmmmmMMMMMMM
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skxrbrand · 2 months
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Have an object. It's a Saurus skull
Give my muse an Object and see how they react
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"Alas, poor Kroq-gar. I knew him well."
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official-megumin · 1 year
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When playing as Kroq-Gar in total war warhammer, you start with a skink priest (lore of heavens) who looks as if they are trying to mimic Kroq-Gar’s intimidating roar and is failing miserably, and it is so adorable, they are just a little friend!!
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hrodvitnon · 2 years
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Apparently there’s a Lizardman in Scape Ore Swamp. Kroq-Gar, I’m coming!
There's boyfriends in them swamps!
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world-guardian · 6 days
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I hate saurus. I hate them. I hate their lizard faces. I hate their clubs. I hate their sticks. I hate when the sticks are next to the clubs and I hate when the clubs are next to the sticks. I hate that Kroq-gar pulls 2280 of them out of his scaly asshole and then descends on me like a Vogon at a poetry convention.
I hate the Saurus auto-resolve meter. I hate it because it lies to me. It says I have a 50-50 chance of victory. This is patently false, because I have twenty units of skeletons who are held together with prit stik and prayer. I do not have twenty units of eight foot tall geckos constructed out of pectoral muscles and galvanised coffin nails.
I hate that they shout bok at me. Bok is the Bristol Orienteering Klub, which is completely irrelevant to a battle in Lustria and should not be shouted repeatedly while eating a rank of tier one infantry like buffalo wings.
I hate their morale. I hate that surrounding them simply prompts one of them to pull out a US general's helmet so he can make a speech about 'now we can attack in any direction'. I hate that their reaction to a devastating rear attack is to become somewhat peeved. I have looked a Saurus in his smug scaly face as an encirclement that would shatter any other early game infantry closed in.
He went from :I to >:I , killed an extra two hundred skeletons because I had foolishly allowed all four sides of the Saurus unit to fight at once and then swallowed my Liche Priest like a slim jim.
I have resolved to shoot every Saurus dead. Every Saurus. All of the Saurmen and the Saurdren too. I hate them. I no longer see battlefields because they're covered by a thick blanket of arrow trails. I hate that it barely stops them. I hate that they keep coming while shouting about the Bristol orienteering klub, or the Bank of Oklahoma or the 1983 Bok asteroid. I hate that they made me google bok so I could write down ways in which I hate things that have it as a name. Bok is also a lunar crater and a martian crater. It is also a village in Iran. The IATA code for Brookings Airport is Bok. I will never go there because it would give me palpitations.
I hate that Kroq Gar is friends with the Rare Pepe next door, who also declares war once I've shot Kroq Gar unconscious for the tenth time. He also has Saurus only these ones are blue. Somehow this is worse.
I hate that there are another ten Lizard factions. I hate that they will be in end game by the time I reach them. I hate that while I was writing this Kroq Gar picked up Kalida and smoked her like a cigar.
I hate Saurus.
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macmazatlan · 2 years
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The Lord of Itza Awakens
… Eternity… The great slann ponders this idea and what it's role was within the plan of his creators. It has been many years since the sudden departure of his masters and the unfinished great plan that was entrusted to him and his kin. However, there are so many pieces to solve and many answers that are found lead to even more questions. It is even more difficult for the great slann of the first city to comprehend these mysteries given the inconvenience of his death all so long ago at the hands of the great Enemy. The sacred plaques left by the old ones are coveted by his living kin, and no skink priest is able to deny the will of a living slann to keep those sacred plaques close for review and meditation. If only he was alive, he could read or hear the words of the sacred plaques. There is a way for relic priests such as himself to interact within the world, through oracle hosts… The trouble is finding suitable hosts that could bear the fire of his vibrant soul. For if he had medium to manifest his will, he too could play an active role in in imparting the true will of the Old Ones. However, most of the suitable priests and oracles of Itza would be burnt out in seconds by the mere presence of the great relic priest.
As he has done for centuries, he gathered his spiritual might and cast his soul far and wide. His spiritual essence passing quickly over the oracles and priests of the various lizardmen cities, only to be met with disappointment as they didn’t have the strength or qualities to synchronize well with the soul of the slann. In his work, many of his living kin wished to establish contact. No doubt to see the wise one's take on the proclamation by the lord of the solar city, his former protégé Lord Mazadamundi. The relic priest usually rejected these calls for outreach and continued his search of Lustria. That is until a request for contact came from the youngest living priest of the fourth generation slann, Lord Tecatle.
The last remaining denizen of Xotl outside of the famed Kroq-Gar to survive the great war. Lord Tecatle was studying within the city of mists when the great catastrophe struck the world, and for centuries since its conclusion has been lost to the lizardmen due to the backlash of losing so many of their kin, putting the young priest into a coma that he has never arisen from since.
Lord Kroak rarely established contact with any priest, but when he did they would often discuss events of importance. An event such as the awakening of Lord Tecatle would be such a thing. Lord Kroak affirmed the outreach connection with his kin and asked, "The youngest of us has arisen. Truly a time for celebration."
Tecatle replied, "I have arisen, my rest was long and I had a pertinent vision I need to share with you oh venerable one."
"You may convey this vision, I will do my best to impart wisdom to you."
"I'm afraid it will be me imparting wisdom to you venerable one. The hosts you seek are not amongst the Lizardmen. Although we are the true heirs of the old ones, we are also the stewards for their other children. Seek your avatars among the warmbloods. My vision tells me that you'll find the first amongst the children of Isha…"
Silence passes between the two slann as Lord Kroak recognizes the weakening connection as Tecatle reentered his slumber. Kroak sent one more reply, "This vision… I will contemplate this. My gratitude young one, may the old ones continue to guide you in your rest."
After this revelation, Lord Kroak contemplated the significance of the vision. For centuries he considered the outcomes that could occur… this vision led to the inclusion of the other races into the culmination of the great plan and the world without the taints of the great ones… or it leads to a fate much worse than the path the world is currently on.
Upon the declaration of Lord Mazdamundi, the ruler of the Solar City of Hexoatl for the extermination of all warm-bloods that strayed from the ordained path of the old ones. The relic priest then resolved upon an answer, and extended his mind to the find his Avatars…
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Kroq-Gar has a Carnosaur named Grimloq...
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TRANSFORMERS REFERENCE-
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neungsonie · 8 months
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1stprototype · 3 years
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Man... Kroq-Gar is fucking awesome. 
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baskervillelair · 5 years
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trying-to-paint · 4 years
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Missing Armies Appeal
This is an incredibly long shot, but maybe the power of the internet can prove itself again...
So, in 2007, I impulsively decided to see all the warhammer I owned to buy a new guitar (this was a very bad decision, but I was a teenager in a really bad place at the time so my judgement wasn't exactly great). I would really love to know what happened to it all in the end, it was 3 armies I spent about 6 or 7 years amassing.
These armies were:
A large 40k Blood Angels army, including multiple tanks and other vehicles. Memorable minis: a space marine land raider with a three letter name (my name) written on the front banner, a Commander Dante mini smothered with so much gold paint it had lost the facial features. Mostly painted in red, but there was also a squad of Death Company, a Furioso Dreadnought, and an old-style Rhino painted in the typical black with red crosses.
A large Warhammer Fantasy Lizardmen army. Memorable minis: 2 stegadons, Kroq-Gar riding a Carnosaur, a slann mage priest. Painted mainly according to box art as far as I remember, but I could be wrong.
A medium-sized 40k Tyranid army. I started this just after the style of Tyranids changed to the more current form, away from the more upright previous style. I don't remember so well what was in this army since I had it a relatively short time, but it included 2 carnifexes I think. The most distinctive thing about this army would be the colour scheme, which was green flesh with bleached bone (Ushabti bone in the new colours) carapaces.
All of these armies were more or less fully painted to a very low standard (maybe one or two individual minis not done). They were sold on ebay in 2007 on an account that did not belong to me. I think that at least one was shipped to Australia, and at least one to Scotland. I would think that it would have been memorable for whoever bought them, since they got a huge number of minis, relatively cheap. They probably arrived in a poor condition from the amateur packaging.
Please repost this as much as possible, and if any of this sounds familiar to anyone, please get in touch. Maybe you didn't buy it yourself, but maybe you remember someone you knew from that time who got an entire painted army from ebay? I would just like to know what became of it all, even if the answer is that it was lost or thrown away.
Thanks for reading and sharing!
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