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soothedcerberus · 3 months
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Older Koro doodle 🐙💖
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tangyangie · 1 year
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karma general dating headcanons!
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— first of all.. he definitely teases you. way more than anyone else. like, if him teasing the class was a 10 on the scale, you'd be a 26.
— he likes to poke you. there's no specific reason, you're just so.. pokeable. he likes to see your skin smush beneath his finger as you face slowly gets more annoyed. he will stop eventually, if you ask him to.
— he likes to buy you things. he will get you gifts that you've only mentioned once before, as a general thought. it's honestly baffling how closely he listens to what you say.
— he learns as much as possible about your tastes. you like a certain music artist? he's memorized the discography in one day. if he sees you browsing a site on how to make a certain dish? he learns how to cook it on the way to the grocery store to get the ingredients.
— he gives you massages. he notices how tense you may get, and wants to relieve this pressure. but, if you make any noise at all, he'll tease the shit out of you. be prepared.
— he does your schoolwork for you. if you forgot to do an assignment right before class, he'll write down the answers as fast as he possibly can. although korosensei probably wouldn't get too angry, you'd rather not deal with the speech.
— he loves to kiss you. a lot. he will completely engulf your face with his lips, all leading up to a final kiss on the lips and a tap on your nose. he constantly amuses you with this predictable pattern. -- one time, you decided to dodge the final kiss, and he acted so offended. he got back at you, though. you didn't escape him that time.
— he's a very light sleeper. if you move at all, he's waking up. just getting up to get a glass of water will make him jerk awake like the earth is destroying itself underneath his feet. you apologize every time, but no amount of sleeping aids helps.
— he initiates a lot of pillow fights. you say something with a little too much of a teasing smile, and he'll get you back by smothering you with a fluffy pillow. you laugh from underneath, but he'll only grab more to destroy you (with love) until you surrender.
— he makes fun of the characters in movies. you watch a horror movie, and he'll be yelling at the screen for the character not to go back to the door, how stupid they're being, and how he'd totally be able to survive whatever the phenomenon is.
— he's the least clumsy person you'll ever meet. he could probably carry ten gallons of water in paint buckets all stacked over each other on his head for 3 miles, and there would be absolutely no drop spilled.
— he likes to take you on fun dates. you'll both find an old park with a tire swing, and you'll hang out there every day eating oranges while hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
— he's a drama queen. he'll fall backwards theatrically with the back of his hand on his forehead and gracefully land on the grass. all of this because you refused to skip class with him.
— he's extremely protective. i don't think i need to mention this, but if he hears that anyone even laid a finger on you, he'll go pay them a friendly visit. they won't be coming to school for at least a week.
— he steals blankets. although it's mostly when he sleeps, he does it when he's awake, too. you're freezing your ass off? not his problem. (part of him wants you to cuddle up to him and beg him to wrap his arm around you.)
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notes: this was so much fun to make!! i need to make more headcanons of random people who i'm thinking of atm..
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therealidiotmcgee · 1 year
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I think they should hang out (And get seasick together)
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toadstool32 · 1 year
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you know this joke, you love this joke.
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real-life-cryptid · 1 year
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watching s1 of assassination classroom for the first time in 2022. kind of silly
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Moments that make me love Karasuma
Dude has a look on his face right at the start says he's gone from "I didn't want this assignment" to "Guess I'm a dad now"
"yes, they're totes adorable. But put them away, this is supposed to be a secret!"
"it's a teacher's job to prepare you for life, not force you into it."
class dad elbows Takaoka in the face.
Takes that poison gas in the face for his kids and manages to not only stay conscious but also mainly standing.
When they're using codenames, he says each one with complete conviction.
speaking of codenames....Da Densest
His reaction to meeting the Reaper is just "Oh yeah, Lovro mentioned you."
Doesn't even hesitate to say saving the world isn't worth the kids being collateral damage.
when he gives Irina the rose.
"nagisa's mother just apologized to me. Something about trying to burn down the campus?"
The totally hamfisted way he asks Irina to move in with him.
When the military is upset about the kids attacking the soldiers to get up the mountain he's just like "Eh, they're here every day. What did you expect?"
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oyonaki · 5 months
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heyy its finally done !! (im extremely bad at shading clothes)
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anzulvr · 4 months
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Hii!! Can you do karma with a s/o that's rly quiet but ends up being good with kids??
Karma x Reader whose Good with kids // fluff GN! Reader
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This all begins when E class gets themselves into deep trouble. Attempting to train on rooftops while studying for midterms, what they thought was a genius idea doesn't go as planned. Okajima and Kimura jump down and fall on top of an elderly man riding his bike. The old man is hospitalized for a broken foot. He ends up being the caretaker of multiple kids at a daycare he runs, Karasuma goes to talk to the man on behalf of his students-apologizing with flowers and all.
Korosensei orders the entire class to volunteer at the daycare and take the elderly man's place while he rests his leg to teach everyone about helping those who are weaker and those they’ve wronged.
Okay yeah, Korosensei was pissed- Karasuma just spent 20 minutes bargaining and apologizing to the rightfully angered old man and the class was filled with regret, shame and dread for the hard work that was coming. You on the other hand were secretly hyped! You loved taking care of kids, their cute little faces never failed to give you baby fever.
Even though you and Karma werent personally involved in the training scheme you still had to participate as it was a class effort.
The days of volunteering roll around and each day progress is made.
Everyone has a job to do, Some of your classmates are helping the kids study others are in charge of nap time and many are cleaning the space and fixing the building up.
You look over to a group of kids entranced with a theater show Karma, Terasaka and Okuda are putting on for them.
You catch yourself staring at Karma for too long, and bring your focus back towards your job;
You’re in charge of looking after the kids when they’re doing activities, (everything is in rotations for smaller groups)
Your current group is painting and drawing to their hearts content.
You notice one of the kids, Jiro, seems really upset, His eyes are getting watery. You crouch down to his level and ask him what’s wrong.
“My drawing— looks bad, I can’t draw good!” He speaks through the hiccups that slice his sentences up, now the tears are flowing down his cheeks completely.
“Don’t say that… You’re so talented Jiro, I want one of your drawings for myself!”
You ruffle his hair and he starts laughing through his tears, “You’re not lying?”
“Of course not, you’re drawings are my favorite thing ever!”
“Really?! I can draw one for you to take home!”
“The great artist Jiro will make me a drawing? Thank you Jiro you’re the best!”
Jiro rushes back to his seat with a smile on his face ready to start a new drawing as a present for you.
Michi raises her hand, "[Name] look!! I drew you!"
"Awe! I love it thank you Michi, you’re so sweet!"
She nods as she points to the second stick figure on her paper, "Look! I drew Karma because he's your best friend right?"
"Yeah he is-" You're cut off, startled by someone’s voice you turn to look and there he is.
"I'm just your best friend?" He feigns disappointment, you laugh and shove his shoulder gently.
You point at her drawing and back at him as a show of comparison "That looks just like him- you're so attentive to detail Michi!"
"I don't know what that means but thanks!" She skips back to her seat overjoyed with the praise.
Karma turns back to face you,
"Who knew you were this good with kids, it hasn't even been a full week and you're already their favorite- after me, they love me more."
You smile "You wish! Honestly I'm not surprised you're good with them, you have a fun personality, but anyway how'd the play go?"
"It went great, they're Kayanos problem now. I’ve been wanting to come over to you- just couldn’t.”
“I know, I can’t believe we’re on opposite sides of the room!”
“Can’t believe you’re still alive, clingy.”
“Shut up I caught you glancing at me every few minutes. You should focus more on your performance.”
“Hey my point still stands, if you caught me it means you were looking too!”
“I wanted to see how the story played out.”
“Righttt, rate my acting on a scale from 1 to Karma.”
“I’d give you a 9, just cause the outfit was cute.”
“Not bad, where’d the last point go?”
“You’re acting sucked-” you pressed your lip in an attempt to hide the smile threatening to come out.
He scoffed putting his arm around you, “You should do it with me! Tomorrow were doing sleeping beauty, all you have to do is sleep while I smack Terasaka with a plastic sword.”
“Sounds like fun, but I wanna see Terasaka getting hit— can’t do that with my eyes closed.”
“If you do it I’ll ask someone to film it so you can watch later, and more importantly I get to wake you up with a forehead kiss.”
“Alright then, the video convinced me.”
“You sure it wasn’t the kiss?”
“Maybe a little.”
A child’s shout brings your attention back onto your job “[NAMEE]! Michi spilled paint on me!”
Michi stands up “IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!”
Restful moments with Karma couldn’t last forever but even the noisy ones you appreciated wholeheartedly, now you’d clean up the colorful mess together.
note: sorry for any errors in the writing pls correct me if you catch any <3! sorry this is late still have many rq to go through!
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amberluvsbugs · 1 year
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Favorite shape?
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meat-pvppet · 1 year
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hrmg takoyaki...
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rediambloomsy · 5 months
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° sugar daddy!asano gakuhou blurbs °
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masterlist !!
i feel like gakuhou wouldn't be focused on the sexual aspect of a sugar daddy / sugar baby relationship, at least only a little bit before korosensei came around !!
: • age gap
reader is 18+ while gakuhou is canonically 41 !!
[SUGAR DADDY!ASANO GAKUHOU X READER]
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Pre-Korosensei
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
looked for basic comfort after separating from his wife, and found you who was willing to be his pretty little sugar baby
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
more or so unintentionally uses you as a trauma dump, later on in the ‘relationship’ he especially consults you when he has nasty thoughts over what happened to Ikeda
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
tends to view you as a roommate who sleeps in the same bed as him, the age-gap sometimes restricts his already dull physical affections
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
is already aware of the rotten relationship he has with his son, gakushuu, and is somewhat relieved to see the both of you converse positively. even when it's due to the similar age range. . .
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
always is willing to pay for whatever you need or want !! in return he just usually asks for small pecks, or an elegant date out of town while gakushuu is at a sleepover, SOMETIMES more than that <33
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
cherishes the small moments the two of you share with each other, as he's certainly aware of the long periods of time he's away because he's heavily focused on the school
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
even while emotionally constipated. . . he still feels bad for unintentionally neglecting you even though it's not a real ‘relationship’, and is glad to see gakushuu company you whenever you stay over
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
tends to spend the small moments you have together doing whatever you'd like to do !! especially enjoys doing a cute lil runway with all the clothes you've bought with your allowance before bed when he comes home <33
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
genuinely tries not to get too attached, assuming you're sticking yourself to him for his fortune- ends up coddling you endlessly behind closed doors anyway. . .
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
helps pay for your college tuition but welcomes the idea when you've started to work a small job for yourself- however constantly insistent on you leaving to allow more free time to spend with him
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Post-Korosensei
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
is DEFINITELY more touchy, and much more needy in his what he asks for in return after paying for something you asked for !!
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
still isn't around as often, but decided to get you a furry lil friend- a small kitten ! gakushuu ends up loving it as much as he tries the fact he does
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
goes into a more domestic path of a sugar daddy, and eventually breaks it off to ask you to start an actual relationship <33
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
is glad to not have such an icky relationship with his son from your assistance !! u three LOVE having game night, but it's your job to prevent it from getting overly competitive. . .
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
to gakushuu's disappointment- his father starts to present physical affections in both public and at home !! he fake gags everytime you two kiss just to annoy gakuhou
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
after college, he'll let you stay with him permanently, duh, you're dating !!
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
has to deal with irina poking fun at him for dating someone so close to her age, karasuma ends up dragging her off most of the time if she doesn't already get bored of the blank look gakuhou gives her each time
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
gets irritated whenever gakushuu brings ren over, who's insistent on trying to 'steal' you away from gakuhou- bringing up the similarity in age range he just ends up having gakushuu deal with it, and or finds an excuse to kick him out
Sugar Daddy!Asano Gakuhou who :
eventually brings you to the tea parties arrangements he has with koro-sensei when you accidentally find out about his existence, of whom you also win the heart of when you bring sugary treats to one of their occasional meetups
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soothedcerberus · 11 months
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If you had told me a month ago I’d be crying over a superpower emoji octopus teacher from a 2015 anime i wouldve said get outta towwnnnn
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drilanime · 7 months
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i-am-megalodonna · 2 years
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Local octodad gets a ticket for speeding
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toadstool32 · 5 months
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no-naem · 3 months
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100 Kayanos Again - #32
Kayano's early holiday surprise for the whole class ✨🔥❤️‍🔥🔥
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