Thank you for including me your fake mom who left you home alone not once but twice to share in this happy occasion. I'm so proud of you. 

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (01/25) ↳ home alone (1990)

HOME ALONE (1990) dir. Chris Columbus

Keep the change, ya filthy animal

The joke in Home Alone 2 I was too stupid to get the first time around. After Harry and Marv learn they have to deal with Kevin again:

Harry: “You don’t remember what that little brat did to us the last time around?”

Marv: “No.”

At first you think it’s just Marv being stupid as usual, but then you realize Kevin gave him so many head injuries and concussions from the first film he honestly *doesn’t* remember.

He is literally brain damaged.

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Rewatching Home Alone now is just me being impressed by Kevin's ability to do this many household projects in one day, I'm exhausted just thinking about it

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

Happy holidays!

Ok so in a human-are-space-orcs setting, humans are also going to be weirdly (or terrifyingly, depending on your point of view) good at booby traps: improvisational engineering, breaking rules, defending their homes/pack bonded crewmates/pack bonded ships, general mayhem and chaos, and sheer bloody-mindedness. Imagine the how aliens would react to Home Alone, Tom and Jerry, Roadrunner and Coyote, etc. “This is entertainment for their young!? This is training for guerrilla warfare!” “When attempting to capture a human ship or settlement, be extremely warry of anything that appears abandoned, or defended only by ‘unarmed’ ‘non-combatants’. There is no such thing as an unarmed human. There are only humans who have done a better job of concealing their improvised weapons. See files “Jackie Chan” and “Kevin McCallister”

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

Home Alone 2 is really where Kevin graduates from arguable self-defence to active murder attempts on Harry and Marv