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left4deadstuck · 2 years

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Karkat,how long has it since you became like that? And i'm kind of surprise how chill everyone is about you been a Smoker, in the same facility with them.

You guys not worry about he might mutate more and cause problems?

You can sense the mood shifting to something slightly worse when the twins seem to look completely still, completely on guard. Seems like they've been having a similar thought in mind.

Karkat: You said 3 weeks and 4 days right?

Karkat: That long, which is too long for me to be like this. This shit is fast and you'd normally succumb in the first day or two.

Karkat: But here I stand, mutated in my disgusting glory and have been since things started to get bad, but after day one, I didn't get worse.

Dirk: And we can trust your word because.

Karkat: Goddamnit kid, look at my eyes. The fact they're like this but I'm not lunging to kill any of you should tell you something.

Hal: Sometimes the virus could be delayed in it's effects. How do we know you won't get worse if you get too stressed?

You see Karkat's face morph to the most "are you fucking stupid" look known to man.

Karkat: 3 words. BREAK IN.

He points to Dirk.

Karkat: GUN.

Karkat: I FEEL like that the fact that I was almost about to die and that I still feel like you all could kill me ANY SECOND NOW is a lot of stress someone would experience right? But oh look at that.

He motions to himself in some half hearted exasperated hand gesture.

Karkat: I'm still cooperative.

He sighs heavily, raising a hand to push some of hair off his face. A small moment to collect himself.

Karkat: Whether you like it or not, you need me alive. I have things you need to escape this place without death being almost 100% certain.

Ah, so that's the predicament.

#Karkat's body being like PSYCHE YOU FOOL YOU'RE ACTUALLY STILL OKAY is never not the funniest thing for me - MM #TLDR: KK been like this for a bit and this isnt the first time hes been in the FUCK AM I GONNA DIE?? stress stage sooo yeahh #>Karkat: Jim Face.#l4dstuck au #homestuck

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